lets all just take a moment.... (978 hits)
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Submitted by RockDocv2.0 (View user info) at 2007-07-03 07:58:52 EDT
A moment of silence for my dignity. My sanity. A moment of silence for the death of my individuality, indeed the sorrowful passing of my humanity.
What am I talking about?
I really don't know, but it should have something to do with a conversation earlier today at the delicious hall of chow known as the "Ar Ramadi Cafe"
I was the first to talk about the 800lb gorilla in the proverbial room; "We need a team motto"
"yeah, I was thinking the same thing" Pico, good friend, somewhat okay marine, really bad humvee driver.
"Yeah, Tripoli is way too freakin' moto" Williams, new daddy and guy who attempted to once inhale an entire can of duster.
"I was thinking 'wondercag powers activate'"
"I don't think anyone would get the historical significance" said Pico as he washed his hands in the thoughtfully placed sinks in the line.
"I thought 'ThunderCag Ho' was pretty cool" Williams, once again, inhalant connoseiur.
"Master Seargents shot that one down, something about Ho is apparently not very pc"
Pico interjects "It's not about whores, ya know"
"Neither is life, but I try to place a large emphasis on them" I said.
"What about the Captain Planet theme song with strategically placed cag references?"
"That's way too long to yell out in the heat of battle"
"You mean in the heat of looking at garbage trucks"
"hey, garbage collection is half the battle"
By this time we had reached the actual "chow" part of the chow hall, and after selecting grease disguised as buffalo wings and stealing 18 cans of Dr.Pepper; we retired to the area of the chow hall with actual televisions. Televisions spewing propaganda worthy of the nazi regime, but television nonetheless. They had pretty colors.
"Seriously though" Pico again "our team motto is rather..i don't know, blase"
"Pico, I never knew your command of english actually went that far" I said, "I could have sworn it was all 'oohrah' and 'why can't I download porn that features amputees and small animals?"
"Doc, you asked me that question" Pico shot back.
"Oh yeah" I faced my buffalo wings; "dear god not again" I thought to myself.
"So, mottos" Williams said in between retches.
"I'm out of obscure 70's and 80's television shows" Pico said
"Yeah, so am I" I can offer nothing "wait a minute!" I stop chewing and think. "UberCag!"
The group stopped eating for a second.
A very looong second.
Pico spoke up first "I think ThunderCag is a great idea"
"Yeah" said williams "better than tripoli"
The end.
User Reviews
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-07-04 11:30:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-07-03 22:20:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-07-03 17:03:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
shoot a raghead for me today, plz
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-07-03 14:30:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
to quote shlongy
"what the fuck is THIS?"
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2007-07-03 13:23:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'd like my moment back.
Submitted by DorkLordofTeHSith (user info) at 2007-07-03 10:56:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You would be amazed what you can come up with or do when youre in teh M.East...
Like the time someone decided to chew some Vicodin, or the scaring of the fence guards during a circle, hehe
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-07-03 10:13:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by rockdocc (user info) at 2007-07-03 08:14:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I took care of the atheletes foot.
granted it is now out for vengeance and threatening to infect the rest of my body. But damnit, I showed it who's the boss of my body.
jesus that itches
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-07-03 08:10:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
everyone likes a hug
assuming the hugger doesn't smell or have a strange skin disease
normal skin diseases are fine
Submitted by rockdocc (user info) at 2007-07-03 08:06:02 EDT (#)
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hey.
i enjoyed it.
you're just...lonely, and you need a hug. and then I'm going to kick your mom in the box and burn down her house with a dozen orphans and a pedophilic fat man in a santa clause outfit in it.
Then I will get naked and dance around the flames with a relative of yours that is both young AND female.
but hey. first, you need a hug.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-07-03 08:03:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't care
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-07-03 08:03:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
what the fuck is this
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-07-03 08:01:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
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