We're all in Georgia, so fuckin' BRING IT, PUSSIES (1756 hits)
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Submitted by OathMeal, Z. Cavaricci Style (View user info) at 2007-07-03 10:52:44 EDT
Attn: Ghola, Simple Catalyst and Gravitas -
I know that it might seem like a tall order to ask all three of you to survive just 60 seconds in a room alone with me. I know that while the odds would be against me (3 to 1, two dudes and a chick against 1 dude), and I know that it might seem unfair of you to even consider, I think you can do it.
I think you can because you three sure as shit ACT like you can.
Want to fight? Huh? Do you? Ghola - you grimey little worm of a woman would you enjoy that? Or, would you simply sit in the corner, basking in your apathy and mumbling things like, "Ha ha OathMeal posts his genitalia on Ubersite", or "Why am I here? Baby turtles need saving".
And simple catalyst, you faceless little twat you think you're out of the woods on this? Not quite.
Neither are you, Gravitas, the absolute paragon of emo-meets-anorexic-frat-boy BITCH.
Go ahead. Write another few lines about the hue of the grass on the meadow at dawn or how the taste of your own tears uniquely parallels that of McDonald's french fries.
You troglodytic trio of fuck-ups sure talk a mean show but let's see what happens during...
CRUMPLE-FUCKING-FEST DE GEORGIA, 2007
I'm in Atlanta. Lawrenceville, to be exact.
It won't be hard to locate a run-down crackhouse to act as a stage for what will surely be the most riveting and vicious slaughter of snot-nosed uberusers to which this good green earth has ever born witness.
If securing the grounds means buying off a few crackheads with a loaf of bread or two, I don't care.
That's an INVESTMENT I'm willing to MAKE.
So what say you three little twerps? Care to man up? Shouldn't be hard for YOU, Ghola, being half-man yourself.
User Reviews
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-07-06 01:56:08 EDT (#)
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I'm awesome
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2007-07-04 17:26:06 EDT (#)
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Nice heat.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-07-04 16:30:07 EDT (#)
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I'm sorry to have to say it, but my money's on Ghola. Imp or not, I imagine she'd go batshit in a fight and rip your ears off.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-04 16:18:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-07-04 07:21:42 EDT (#)
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if bret had a wife and a kid he'd kill them both before taking the cowards way out.
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UMMMMMM...Sorry Rad, but I alreday used that reference. You'll have to find your own.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-07-04 14:53:34 EDT (#)
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what an odd thing to post.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2007-07-04 10:20:01 EDT (#)
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Joke or not, this is pathetic.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-07-04 07:21:42 EDT (#)
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if bret had a wife and a kid he'd kill them both before taking the cowards way out.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-04 07:14:04 EDT (#)
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Ahhh Caul!!!!
DOH!
Submitted by IWalkOnPavement (user info) at 2007-07-04 06:57:30 EDT (#)
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Oh, it is a joke. Good.
Submitted by IWalkOnPavement (user info) at 2007-07-04 06:55:59 EDT (#)
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Are you challenging people, and a girl no less, to a fight on the internet? Really? This isn't a joke?
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-07-04 02:08:41 EDT (#)
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I mean, Crumplefest? Please, anyone who thought he was really angry has a very poor grasp of very obvious satire.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-07-04 02:07:58 EDT (#)
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I knew he had to be joking.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-07-03 22:22:22 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-07-03 20:16:22 EDT (#)
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Why are so many Uberers east of the Rockies such fucking douchebags?
Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2007-07-03 19:59:17 EDT (#)
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Opps wrong post
Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2007-07-03 19:56:22 EDT (#)
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What is that guy doing to that little boy?
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2007-07-03 19:40:51 EDT (#)
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haha i hope somone shows up at that address and puts one in your fucking brain captain hard ass
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-03 19:18:56 EDT (#)
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...uncool banning offense below.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-03 18:52:48 EDT (#)
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go fight him now:
BRET DIANICH More Information on BRET DIANICH
801 BROOKHAVEN WAY NE Map It Recorded: Unknown BRET DIANICH business listings Check Yellow Pages
ATLANTA, GA 30319 (404) 869-0383 Leave a message for BRET DIANICH
www.ZabaSearch.com/Google - Background Check
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2007-07-03 17:58:17 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/54314#1021505
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-07-03 17:53:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-07-03 11:56:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-07-03 11:22:57 EDT (#)
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Being the dumbest pile of fuck on this podunk website is no small feat, yet somehow you manage to outdo yourself every day.
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*dies*
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*also dies*
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-07-03 17:52:00 EDT (#)
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I volunteer myself as official photographer. Unless I have class.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-07-03 17:34:08 EDT (#)
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Oathy and Ghola
sitting in a tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
Submitted by Tavo (user info) at 2007-07-03 17:16:44 EDT (#)
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Sure, its gonna start out as a massive brawl, but we all know how its going to end up.... a gay orgy.... even with two females....
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-07-03 16:38:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-03 11:36:12 EDT (#)
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That was better, dicarus. You're learning.
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For being such a steroids buff, you're quite the pussy. I bet you're the "catcher" in the whole Simon/Brett love paradigm.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-07-03 16:37:41 EDT (#)
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Really?
How small does one's penis have to be to threaten random people, one being a woman no less, to a fight?
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-03 15:14:11 EDT (#)
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JonnyX taunting below.
Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2007-07-03 15:11:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-07-03 14:33:56 EDT (#)
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Oathmeal is so funny when the roids kick in - I can just see him like the Thing, from Fantastic Four...IT'S CRUMPLING TIME!!!!
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I miss fucking with you, jonny. You were always an easy target.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-03 14:36:02 EDT (#)
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You're pathetic.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-07-03 14:35:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-07-03 10:59:37 EDT (#)
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Are you going to ship them steroids for a few cycles so it can be a fair fight?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-07-03 14:33:56 EDT (#)
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Oathmeal is so funny when the roids kick in - I can just see him like the Thing, from Fantastic Four...IT'S CRUMPLING TIME!!!!
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-07-03 14:25:04 EDT (#)
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you're an idiot.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-07-03 14:23:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
BOOOHOOO BOOHOOOO BOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOO
"They ganged up on me and broke my PulseHead account CALL A WAAAAbMULANCE."
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2007-07-03 14:06:12 EDT (#)
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Wait a minute, there's not any cats in here...
Submitted by Dervish (user info) at 2007-07-03 14:02:45 EDT (#)
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I just watched "Enemy Mine" for the first time and it ruled. I'm in a good mood. Have a +2.
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-03 14:00:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ChairFace (user info) at 2007-07-03 13:59:14 EDT (#)
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Is being wuvved by someone on the MVA as glorious as they say it is?
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Matt Maoioariaoorioaoannannano has had a throbbing erection for me since my first post on this site.
I blame his negligent parents for his current homosexuality.
Submitted by ChairFace (user info) at 2007-07-03 13:59:14 EDT (#)
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Is being wuvved by someone on the MVA as glorious as they say it is?
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-03 13:59:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2007-07-03 13:47:18 EDT (#)
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couldn't you think of something better to do with your life aside from arguing with people you know only through the internet?
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STFU, n00b.
Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2007-07-03 13:47:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-03 12:58:11 EDT (#)
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I would fucking prawn your ass in dodgeball, Luther. You keep that shit in mind at all times, get me?
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I want to believe that this was aimed at me, but my name isn't luther. I do, however, understand why a guy like you would have "luther" stuck in his mind while taking a break from being stuck in your ass.
Thanks for the laugh,
Live.
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2007-07-03 13:47:18 EDT (#)
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couldn't you think of something better to do with your life aside from arguing with people you know only through the internet?
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-07-03 13:31:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-03 12:30:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-07-03 12:28:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
yawn*
you need a new act
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How about fucking your mother with a rusty tire iron you pathetic schmuck?
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I'm pathetic says the person with 53 accounts and spends 2/3rds of their day on Ubersite.
riiiiight.
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2007-07-03 13:23:46 EDT (#)
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ROFL
I just left atlanta, wish you had posted this earlier i'd have like to watch Ubersmackdown 2007
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-07-03 13:19:58 EDT (#)
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Needs more ra... Oh wait, the photo has that covered.
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2007-07-03 13:19:30 EDT (#)
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even for an Uber joke - kind of weird
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-07-03 13:18:51 EDT (#)
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funny
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-03 13:16:48 EDT (#)
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An eye for an eye - etc.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-07-03 13:11:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2007-07-03 12:56:56 EDT (#)
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Funny- watching people make threats over the internet.
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So have you decided if you are going to fight at 155 or 145?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-03 13:01:04 EDT (#)
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Most Heated yet?
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-03 12:58:11 EDT (#)
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I would fucking prawn your ass in dodgeball, Luther. You keep that shit in mind at all times, get me?
Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2007-07-03 12:56:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Funny- watching people make threats over the internet.
Funnier- Watching people make "lol jk hehehe!!11!1!!!" threats over the internet just to gain attention.
Funniest- Thinking of Ubersite as a playground and imagining who would get picked up before oathmeal during a game of dodgeball.
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2007-07-03 12:54:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Meh, some good hate.
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-03 12:47:08 EDT (#)
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Zebra, could you BE any more pedantic with your psychoanalysis?
My writing is nice and I like giving it compliments while brushing it's long, flowing hair but it just doesn't offer the same gratification that exacting retribution on my internet enemies does.
Ghola and friends bombed my pulsehead account and basically banished me from that site forever.
I used that site to offer just the sort of writing you prescribe creating, Mr. Z.
There was not one thing done by that site's administrator to right the situation.
For that I must resort to an eternal vendetta against this group of reprobates. Ubersite's viewers will have to suffer as a result and that's unfortunate. Don't like it when I lash out at these little twinks?
-2 and tell me ALLLLLLL about it.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-07-03 12:42:53 EDT (#)
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I don't see what you're getting at.
Heat? People have grown tired of this act.
Hits? See above.
Attention? Only negative attention. But hey, even negative attention is still attention.
An internet fight with caulaincourt? That doesn't take much to accomplish. I'm sure he fights with himself sometimes.
Meh.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-03 12:37:39 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-07-03 12:37:10 EDT (#)
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This all seems very passive-aggressive to me. Making a post with threats of violence and then pretending it's all a joke is silly. One has carte blanche to say anything with no responsibility for one's behavior. It's possible to treat others with a little respect even if you insult them.
You've exhibited some decent writing ability here and there, but I don't believe you have the talent to create this aggressive persona out of whole cloth. I think you sometimes get genuinely angry at others here. While it may seem satisfying at the time, I doubt it will be in the long run.
I said this in a review of one of your posts, but in case you missed it:
Since you're not a bad writer, you might do well to start fresh with a new user name and be a less antagonistic member of this community. You might even like it. Plus, maybe you could let out some of your anger in works of fiction as opposed to directly attacking other members of the site.
If you're simply addicted to fighting and insulting and making threats I guess it would be difficult, but if you actually worked at it you might ultimately find the experience more rewarding.
You seem to look at it like a contest, with every review a thing to be bested. Internet arguments are not won or lost. Drama can be interesting but your schtick is excessive.
For my part, I don't think I'll review your stuff anymore, and it would be better for the site (and probably you, too) if everyone else did the same.
Not that this will happen. And I don't particularly even care. The site is what it is.
Shit like this and camwhores will always get the most attention, I suppose.
Human nature.
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-03 12:30:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-07-03 12:28:53 EDT (#)
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yawn*
you need a new act
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How about fucking your mother with a rusty tire iron you pathetic schmuck?
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-07-03 12:28:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
yawn*
you need a new act
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-07-03 12:24:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Dervish (user info) at 2007-07-03 11:25:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-03 11:19:00 EDT (#)
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...Just don't bitch when you find yourself scouring the floor for your detached JAWBONE.
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NEW UBER MEME?????
CRUMPLE < JAWBONE
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I don't know.
I have detached (or at least dislocated) jawbones before, I have never crumpled someone.
I find myself saying "crumple" in real life when describing how bad I can hurt someone, and I don't even know if I am being serious.
For me it is crumple for the win.
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-07-03 12:03:47 EDT (#)
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Ooo I wanna come too I wanna come too!
I can't?
<dies>
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-07-03 11:56:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-07-03 11:22:57 EDT (#)
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Being the dumbest pile of fuck on this podunk website is no small feat, yet somehow you manage to outdo yourself every day.
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*dies*
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-03 11:46:27 EDT (#)
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Everything you ever wanted to know about kaos-king
User id: 16295
Registered on or around: 2005-02-10 01:54:30 EST
# Messages posted: 326
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Average rating of all messages: 1.64
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Dude, if anyone deserves being on the MVA, you do Brian.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-07-03 11:39:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-03 11:37:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-07-03 11:37:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-07-03 11:33:52 EDT (#)
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Yeah, this definitely wasn't an attempt to gain hits and to get onto most heated </endsarcasm>
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If Oathy had everything under one user name, he would be on MVA by now.
**sobs**
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Not if bartbart had anything to say about it.
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One day I'll be on MVA!!! *whimpers*
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-03 11:37:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-07-03 11:37:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-07-03 11:33:52 EDT (#)
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Yeah, this definitely wasn't an attempt to gain hits and to get onto most heated </endsarcasm>
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If Oathy had everything under one user name, he would be on MVA by now.
**sobs**
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Not if bartbart had anything to say about it.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-07-03 11:37:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-07-03 11:33:52 EDT (#)
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Yeah, this definitely wasn't an attempt to gain hits and to get onto most heated </endsarcasm>
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If Oathy had everything under one user name, he would be on MVA by now.
**sobs**
Submitted by august_sobriquet (user info) at 2007-07-03 11:36:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
it had some humor to it.
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-03 11:36:12 EDT (#)
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That was better, dicarus. You're learning.
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-07-03 11:33:52 EDT (#)
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Yeah, this definitely wasn't an attempt to gain hits and to get onto most heated </endsarcasm>
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-07-03 11:33:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-03 11:24:49 EDT (#)
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Icarus, for someone so good at writing (which you are) you fail miserably at insulting me.
Take some lessons from Apollo. At least he prompts guffaws or chortles now and again.
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Sorry, cupcake, I'm not going for the Oscar Wilde/Simon Cowell angle. I'm just calling them as I see them.
Fucking retard queerbait redneck cousin-impregnating son of a Nascar whorelette.
Anyhoo, if you were in the wilds of Minnesota, Brett/Simon's gory end (involving a captured redneck confederate flag, a sawsall with an abrasive blade, my pond, some piano wire, and Chopin), may inspire a decent post, but it's hard to be inspired by your uberbowel movement of the day.
Submitted by icanbecool (user info) at 2007-07-03 11:27:06 EDT (#)
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You must have missed the irony. You call them troglodytes and miss the baseness and crudity of your own writing.
Submitted by Dervish (user info) at 2007-07-03 11:25:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-03 11:19:00 EDT (#)
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...Just don't bitch when you find yourself scouring the floor for your detached JAWBONE.
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NEW UBER MEME?????
CRUMPLE < JAWBONE
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-03 11:24:49 EDT (#)
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Icarus, for someone so good at writing (which you are) you fail miserably at insulting me.
Take some lessons from Apollo. At least he prompts guffaws or chortles now and again.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-07-03 11:24:44 EDT (#)
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Why does the ending sequence of 'Fight Club' come to mind?
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-03 11:23:53 EDT (#)
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Indoninja - stating the obvious since 2003-09-29 02:57:22 EDT.
Thanks, man. Farbeit for me to assume how my intentions would be interpreted.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-07-03 11:22:57 EDT (#)
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Being the dumbest pile of fuck on this podunk website is no small feat, yet somehow you manage to outdo yourself every day.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-07-03 11:21:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by ChalupaTres (user info) at 2007-07-03 11:13:50 EDT (#)
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Telling people to "calm down" and read the filename doesn't change the fact that you put this effort into writing and posting it. Gravitas sounds perfectly calm to me. Did you think you'd actually scare people in your computer and relieve them when they read the fielname? You think pretty high of yourself huh? Was this written to entertain others? Obvious fail. Yourself? You must be easily amused.
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I don't think the point was to scare with the post and then calm with the file name.
I think it was to laugh at the post for being retarted, then read the file name and see the poster was making a joke, not being a joke.
There is nothing more pathetic then asking people to fly out and see you so you can fight.
Submitted by ChalupaTres (user info) at 2007-07-03 11:21:09 EDT (#)
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How about you answer any of my questions instead.
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-03 11:19:00 EDT (#)
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ChalpuaTres sounds like a little cocksmoking queen.
Tell you what, sir. Why not join the fray; we'll make a 4-on-1. I'm cool with that.
Just don't bitch when you find yourself scouring the floor for your detached JAWBONE.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-07-03 11:17:50 EDT (#)
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You are being very un-dude for a "dude."
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-07-03 11:16:19 EDT (#)
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i'm pretty sure that this post is officially gayer than aids.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-07-03 11:15:58 EDT (#)
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Hahahaha @ the baby turtles line - you are a demented person and it amuses me.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-07-03 11:15:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Revised to a -2 for LOL-ing
Submitted by ChalupaTres (user info) at 2007-07-03 11:13:50 EDT (#)
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Telling people to "calm down" and read the filename doesn't change the fact that you put this effort into writing and posting it. Gravitas sounds perfectly calm to me. Did you think you'd actually scare people in your computer and relieve them when they read the fielname? You think pretty high of yourself huh? Was this written to entertain others? Obvious fail. Yourself? You must be easily amused.
Submitted by gravitas (user info) at 2007-07-03 11:13:44 EDT (#)
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hell im just glad to get recognition. and anorexia tag, woo.
coincidentally, i work with two people and one is from lawrenceville i think. somewhere near atlanta at least.
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-03 11:13:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-07-03 11:11:52 EDT (#)
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*reads filename*
DUDE...
**groans**
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AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*gasp*
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAA
BRET WINS AGAIN!
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-07-03 11:12:48 EDT (#)
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*Cough*
*Splutter*
*Choke*
*-2DIE*
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-07-03 11:11:52 EDT (#)
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*reads filename*
DUDE...
**groans**
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-03 11:10:10 EDT (#)
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kaos - filename. Read it.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-07-03 11:09:30 EDT (#)
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Oathy... c'mon man.
I've always been cool with you. Honestly, I don't really get all the UOM hate around this place. There's just as many raging jackasses who do inappropriate shit. You never stood out to me as some great paragon of Villainy. I like some of your writing, and I think I've always been fair in my ratings towards you.
That said, I'm pretty tight with Ghola. We babble outline outside of Uber. Never once has she mentioned you and I honestly have no idea what the hell is going on. What the fuck even started this shit??? And seriously, you may dislike her and/or not find her attractive (???) but, um... dude, she is a young woman. Granted, I've made offhand comments about "Bashing (Lisa's) skull in with a cinder block," but she lives far, far away and I would soon calm down after my ridiculous statements.
And while I really don't know Catalyst... Gravitas is, like, the LEAST offensive person on Ubersite I think.
I just hate seeing you get all fuckin' worked up over this bullshit. Because you do, and then you make posts like this. And posts like this are why people don't like you. And since they don't like you, they don't give your solid writing attempts a chance.
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-03 11:09:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
YOU'RE NEXT KATY YOU FUCKING TRAMP.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-07-03 11:08:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-07-03 10:56:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Threatening a tiny imp like girl and an emo?
Weak.
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-07-03 11:06:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-03 11:05:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by gravitas (user info) at 2007-07-03 11:04:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
so really tho, is it roids or coffee?
what exactly would a real-life fight with someone in my computer accomplish?
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Calm down you stupid faggot and read the filename.
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-03 11:05:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-07-03 11:00:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-03 10:58:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-07-03 10:54:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you really are crazy
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This is ghola-speak for "no, thanks. We fuck with you because there's anonymity in what we do."
PUSSIES.
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This is Oathmeal-speak for "Those damn roids shrank my penis another inch. MY COCK IS A CRATER!!!"
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Hadley, against all the insults ever made about my penis, this one is painfully unfunny. Please try again.
Submitted by gravitas (user info) at 2007-07-03 11:04:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
so really tho, is it roids or coffee?
what exactly would a real-life fight with someone in my computer accomplish?
Submitted by gravitas (user info) at 2007-07-03 11:01:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i can't -2 someone who calls me anorexic. you made my day :D :D
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-07-03 11:00:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-03 10:58:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-07-03 10:54:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you really are crazy
______________________
This is ghola-speak for "no, thanks. We fuck with you because there's anonymity in what we do."
PUSSIES.
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This is Oathmeal-speak for "Those damn roids shrank my penis another inch. MY COCK IS A CRATER!!!"
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2007-07-03 11:00:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I have an idea.
We put you in a room with 3 things, a shotgun, a chainsaw, and a key
the key is inside your liver and there's only one way to open the doors out of the room.
I think we'd enjoy this a lot more than your pathetic shittalk on the internet about how you'll ZOMGCRUMPLE some people you'll never meet
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-07-03 10:59:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Are you going to ship them steroids for a few cycles so it can be a fair fight?
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-07-03 10:59:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-07-03 10:54:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you really are crazy
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-03 10:58:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-07-03 10:56:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Threatening a tiny imp like girl and an emo?
Weak.
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Filename, TTOM.
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-03 10:58:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-07-03 10:54:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you really are crazy
______________________
This is ghola-speak for "no, thanks. We fuck with you because there's anonymity in what we do."
PUSSIES.
Submitted by Dervish (user info) at 2007-07-03 10:58:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
God DAMN, Oath talks a mean game.
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2007-07-03 10:57:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
No we're not all in Georgia.
Fighting is for.... ahem .... ehh....
types like you?
Write something funny instead, you know you can.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-07-03 10:56:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Threatening a tiny imp like girl and an emo?
Weak.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-07-03 10:55:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
jesus christ.
*shakes head at sad man*
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-07-03 10:54:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you really are crazy