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How To Make Proper Water (647 hits)

Category: Sports

Rating: 0.81 on 19 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by livEvil (View user info) at 2007-07-03 16:55:52 EDT


I'm sure you've all read lesson 1: How to make Easy Mac. In this class you will learn how to make proper water. Not that shit you're drinking out of the toilet... Or well. Oh well. That had a good rhythm to it. Maybe I'll use it in my next post.

I apologize, that won't be happening. I also apologize for adding it to this post along with every other word I've used.

What the fuck was I saying?

Yeah, water.

First, you'll need a dollar. Not just any old dollar. An american dollar, If you're in the same shit-hole Country that I'm in. If you're not in the same country as me. Then, fuck you, Jose. Use a Peso.

Then, you'll need some form of transportation. Prefferably a unicycle. I think that's how you spell it. Let me say it out loud to be sure: "aaaaaaaaayyyyy."

Ok, that seems right.



Next, you'll need to...




















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Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2007-07-05 08:23:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-07-04 06:02:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Lacked an ending
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You're right.

Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2007-07-05 08:18:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2007-07-04 03:02:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

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If towelie were to start a singing career, this would be his first hit.

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-07-04 11:20:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2



Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-07-04 06:02:23 EDT (#)
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Lacked an ending

Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2007-07-04 03:02:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

File Name.

Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-07-03 23:51:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

It was a good attempt at a half hearted joke. I won't be like that one douche licker who just -2s every time and leaves some wiseass comment. God I'd like to spit on that asshole right about now.

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-07-03 22:29:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Thanks for the tip.

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-07-03 22:28:07 EDT (#)
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No Comment

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-07-03 18:41:15 EDT (#)
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i make the best water. im not giving you my recipe.

Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-07-03 18:27:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

meh

Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2007-07-03 18:07:31 EDT (#)
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No Comment

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-07-03 17:43:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Tavo (user info) at 2007-07-03 17:11:04 EDT (#)
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so.... how do I make the water????????
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Go to the welding supply shop and buy a bottle of hydrogen gas and a bottle of oxygen gas. You'll need two regulators and adapters to get from the bottles to a balloon-filling nozzle. You won't need any balloons, though. You will need a road flare.

Attach all the regulators so that the pressures are set to 5 psi and you can press the nozzle to make the gas flow. Attach the regulator to the hydrogen tank. Stick the nozzle up your ass and flow the gas until you can't hold it anymore. Remove the nozzle, light the flare. Hold the flare by your ass and fart. The air will be filled with shit, brains, and freshly made water vapor. I love science.

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-07-03 17:23:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

dont forget to bring a towel!!

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-03 17:17:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1


dude.


Submitted by Tavo (user info) at 2007-07-03 17:11:04 EDT (#)
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so.... how do I make the water????????

Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2007-07-03 17:02:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-07-03 17:00:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

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Hahahahaha

You don't seriously hate me, do you?

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-07-03 17:00:21 EDT (#)
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No Comment

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-07-03 17:00:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2007-07-03 16:56:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

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