I'm looking for a girl who will do what ever the fuck, I say every day she be givin it up (2262 hits)
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Submitted by I_can_get_you_a_toe (View user info) at 2007-07-03 21:54:16 EDT
I live with people who love hip hop and rap. I hate hip hop and rap with a passion bordering on insanity. Yet everyday when I get home from work there it is...tormenting me with its crappiness.
But my next door neighbour is in a punk band - and they sometimes practise in his garage. It's like a free concert without the port-a-loos. Plus I live with musicians, it's really cool living with musicians. There you are sitting around drunk when that urge comes, the urge to sing - musicians make that happen, now I'm not one to brag but I have been told that I sound like 'a dying cat'.
But things came to a head about 3 days ago when I found myself singing along to Mos Def.
I was so ashamed.
I also hated that I could recognise Mos Def songs.
This had to stop, and while I had lost all credibility long ago when I wore my limp bizkit t-shirt, I was going to let them have it, I was going to stop this crime against music.....nay, humanity!
As it turned out, my job was done for me. some motherfuckers broke into our house and stole the stereo, and the TV, DVD player, playstation, cell phones - they even stole the box of beer from the fridge - that's just mean, stealing the beer was akin to shitting on the carpet.
So after we learned of the invasion, we did what any borderline alcoholics would do. We got some more beer and proceeded to get drunk, but it got kind of depressing sitting there, looking at the empty hole where the TV used to be. The police also turned up that afternoon, much to our surprise. (we had only rung them so we could claim insurance) The funny part was when my landlord made a mad dash to hide the half smoked joint sitting on the table and fell over. I laughed.....loudly.
At least the hip hop noise had ceased, but at the cost of my playstation, the sacrifice was high.
And thus concludes the tale of how I saved the Tibetan monks from the great fires of 1992.
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Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-12-02 14:19:46 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-11-29 02:12:18 EST (#)
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Just gonna finish this off before bed, with no bad jokes.
Submitted by ArnieGeddon (user info) at 2007-11-05 19:00:45 EST (#)
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http://english.aljazeera.net/NR/exeres/F93C150C-1446-492B-93B8-D930C6EE8412.htm
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-11-05 09:21:44 EST (#)
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RETALITORY -2 WOOOO!!
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-08-06 17:50:57 EDT (#)
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Mos Def > Limp Bizkit...
props on saving the monks though...they can be hell to carry.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-08-06 17:17:25 EDT (#)
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That was highly enjoyable.
Way to 'cup half-full' that shit.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-08-06 17:04:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-08-06 13:31:39 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/110785
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Ante up. I wanna see whatcha got
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yeeaaaah, about that.....
it's on it's way.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-08-06 13:31:39 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/110785
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Ante up. I wanna see whatcha got.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-07-15 11:56:50 EDT (#)
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rima, ono?
Wanganui is one of the 7 lesser hells, full of deadhead pregnant druggies of both genders. I escaped, not quite unscathed.
You were in Auckland? Wellington?
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-07-13 09:23:07 EDT (#)
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Wanganui? jesus, you're not giving yourself any 'kiwi cred' are ya. buuut, at least you had the good sense to get out of there.
Tahi, Rua, Toru, Wha....
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-07-12 15:04:31 EDT (#)
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Born in Nelson, lived a few years in Wanganui (through no fault of my own, does communication cease now?).
Submitted by peacenik_in_hell (user info) at 2007-07-08 21:59:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-07-05 06:42:00 EDT (#)
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As it happens I don't like Jimi Hendrix. Nor do I like Bob Dylan, he was shit in the 60's and he's shit now. Also all music is vulgar. Loud music should be banned as it causes health complications in those who hear it but do not want to listen to it.
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absolute fucking blasphemy.
Submitted by KamiKrieger (user info) at 2007-07-07 00:12:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-07-03 22:01:11 MDT (#)
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Lamb of God
Meshuggah
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Good stuff there, I think you'd like Kataklysm too.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2007-07-06 20:01:44 EDT (#)
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you'd rather listen to punk than mos def? fuck off
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-07-05 16:05:13 EDT (#)
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"I get more ass than a toilet seat"
HaHaHaHaHaHa!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gross.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-07-05 11:04:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2007-07-05 10:37:16 EDT (#)
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That's a great ending.
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Finally! I get kudos for my tibetan monk rescue!
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2007-07-05 10:37:16 EDT (#)
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That's a great ending.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-05 10:04:23 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-07-05 06:52:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-07-05 06:42:00 EDT (#)
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As it happens I don't like Jimi Hendrix. Nor do I like Bob Dylan, he was shit in the 60's and he's shit now. Also all music is vulgar. Loud music should be banned as it causes health complications in those who hear it but do not want to listen to it.
Plus people should stop moving about so much. It's hard to sit in a chair and criticise someone when you're constantly distracted by the creak of floor boards and doors opening and closing. Really, why people can't just close the door and stay in one place all the time is beyond me.
Finally cats that make noise should be exterminated or at least paralysed and rendered mute.
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let me stand next to your fire
uh uh ohhhhhh
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-07-05 06:42:00 EDT (#)
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As it happens I don't like Jimi Hendrix. Nor do I like Bob Dylan, he was shit in the 60's and he's shit now. Also all music is vulgar. Loud music should be banned as it causes health complications in those who hear it but do not want to listen to it.
Plus people should stop moving about so much. It's hard to sit in a chair and criticise someone when you're constantly distracted by the creak of floor boards and doors opening and closing. Really, why people can't just close the door and stay in one place all the time is beyond me.
Finally cats that make noise should be exterminated or at least paralysed and rendered mute.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-07-05 06:18:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-07-05 05:57:34 EDT (#)
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I've always believed that if hell is living with other people then the very lowest strata would be musicians with their infernal guitars and blasted need to relax through noisemaking.
It would be cool living underground though
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It's all good berty, my musicians have a piano..........or are you saying you don't like jimi hendrix?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-07-05 05:57:34 EDT (#)
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I've always believed that if hell is living with other people then the very lowest strata would be musicians with their infernal guitars and blasted need to relax through noisemaking.
It would be cool living underground though.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-07-05 05:40:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-04 00:08:43 EDT (#)
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you're a guy?
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no i'm not, I just get crappy rap lyrics stuck in my head.
plus in regards to the music 'aficiandos' I agree with Assholy, Nirvana was on MTV - that does'nt take away what they were and what they did.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-07-05 05:34:49 EDT (#)
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Shake That Lyrics
Artist(Band):Eminem
[Intro - Eminem ]
Shady, Aftermath
There she goes shaking that ass on the floor
Bumpin and grindin that pole
The way she's grindin that pole
I think I'm losing control
[Verse 1 - Eminem]
Get buzzed, get drunk, get crunked, get fucked up
Hit the strip club don't forget ones get your dick rubbed
Get fucked, get sucked, get wasted, shit faceted
Pasted, blasted, puke drink up, get a new drink
Hit the bathroom sink, throw up
Wipe your shoe clean, got a routine
Knowin still got a few chunks on your shoestring
Showin I was dehydrated till the beat vibrated
I was revibed as soon as this Bitch gyrated
And hips and licked them lips and that was it
I had to get Nate Dogg here to sing some shit
[Verse 2 - Nate Dogg]
Two to the one from the one to the three
I like good pussy and I like good trees
Smoke so much weed you wouldn't believe
And I get more ass than a toilet seat
Three to the one from the one to the three
I met a bad bitch last night in the D
Let me tell you how I made her leave with me
Conversation and Hennessey
I've been to the muthafuckin mountain top
Heard muthafuckers talk, seen 'em drop
If I ain't got a weapon I'ma pick up a rock
And when I bust yo ass I'm gonna continue to rock
Getcha ass of the wall with your two left feet
It's real easy just follow the beat
Don't let that fine girl pass you by
Look real close cause strobe lights lie
[Verse 3 - Nate Dogg]
We bout to have a party (turn the music up)
Let's get it started (Go head shake your butt)
I'm lookin for a girl with a body and a sexy strut
Wanna get it poppin baby step right up
Some girls they act retarded
Some girls are bout it bout it
I'm lookin for a girl that will do whatever the fuck
I say everyday she be givin it up
[Chorus - Nate Dogg]
Shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me
Come on girl, shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me
Ohh girl, shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me
Come on girl, shake that ass with me, shake that ass with me
[Verse 4 - Eminem]
I'm a menace, a dentist, an oral hygienist
Open your mouth for about four or five minutes
Take a little bit of this fluoride rinse
Swish but don't spit it, swallow and I'll finish
Yeah me and Nate d-o double g
Looking for a couple bitches with some double D's
Pop a little champagne and a couple E's
Slip it in her bubbuly, we finna finna have a party
[Verse 5 - Nate Dogg]
Have a party (turn the music up)
Let's get it started (Go head shake your butt)
I'm lookin for a girl I can fuck in my hummer truck
Apple Bottom jeans and a big Ol' slut
Some girls they act retarded
Some girls are bout it bout it
I want a bitch that sit at the crib with no panties on
Knows that she can but she won't say no
Now look at this lady all in front of me, sexy as can be
Tonight I want a slut, would you be mine?
I heard you was freaky from a friend of mine
[Bridge - Eminem]
Now I hope you don't get mad at me
But I told Nate you was a freak
He said he wants a slut, hope you don't mind
I told him how you like it from behind
[Chorus - Nate Dogg]
Shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me
Cmon girl, shake that ass with me, shake that ass for me
Ohh girl, shake that ass with me, shake that ass for me
Cmon girl, shake that ass with me, shake that ass with me
We bout' to have a party (turn the music up)
Let's get it started (go ahead shake your butt)
I'm lookin for a girl with a body and a sexy strut
Wanna get it poppin baby step right up
Some girls they act retarded
Some girls are bout it bout it
I'm lookin for a girl that will do whatever the fuck
I say everyday she be givin it up
[Outro - Eminem]
There she goes, shaking that ass on the floor
Bumpin and grindin that pole
The way she's grindin that pole
I think I'm losing control
God, come one
[Eminem makes noises]
I ain't leavin' without you bitch
Coming home with me
And my boy, and his boy, and his boy, and his girl
haha, Nate Dogg
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-07-05 04:40:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2007-07-05 04:23:25 EDT (#)
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"I'm looking for a girl who will do what ever the fuck, I say every day she be givin it up"
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and when you find her, just remember the miles of dick-training she received before you
Submitted by Tavo (user info) at 2007-07-05 02:02:31 EDT (#)
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I have a cat named Cici....
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-07-04 22:12:49 EDT (#)
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That's the first thing that popped into my head when I saw this post, lungfish.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-07-04 20:35:55 EDT (#)
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I want a girl with a mind like a diamond
I want a girl who knows whats best
I want a girl with shoes that cut
And eyes that burn like cigarettes
I want a girl with the right allocation
Whos fast, and thorough, and sharp as a tack
Shes playing with her jewelry, shes putting up her hair
Shes touring the facility and picking up slack
I want a girl with a short skirt,
And a long jacket
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-07-04 19:54:08 EDT (#)
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shame I cant directly +2 you Lambchop, Dragonforce is win 2 teh max...
And to the clownshoes who said broaden your horizons, I've listened to everything from gospel to neo techno to ambient nature to rap to country to russian classical music (Shostakovich mostly). Currently I do not find anything to be all that appealing except death metal. Its what I mostly listen to these days.
I agree wholeheartedly with who ever said OTEP + GYM = good workout session. Practically any heavy / death metal while I am running or working out gets me pumped up and makes me want to run until I fall on the ground and have a tonic-clonic seziure shortly before flat out heart failure.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-07-04 19:45:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-07-04 19:43:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2007-07-04 13:52:37 EDT (#)
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fat round faced brits make me laugh.
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Poots makes me laugh.
It's a holiday, so i'm going around and retal +2'ing, which is slightly different that my usual +2-just-for-the-hell-of-it.
Submitted by Saeki (user info) at 2007-07-04 19:17:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-07-04 12:21:55 EDT (#)
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i hate when people say there's no good music on the radio. there are lots of radio stations with lots of different music. to say there's no good music on any station is not to say your taste is particularly excellent, but rather that you're just a picky asshole. the people who make this argument usually like bands like tool (who, i agree, are very good), sigur ros, coheed & cambria, in flames, etc. or they like that At the Gates shit i just looked up on itunes and is exactly what i was talking about below. if some asshole shouts like that behind you at a ballgame, it's not music, it's annoying. to have a higher opinion of that than fall out boy (who i love) or t.i. (who i fucking hate) means you have very limited taste in music.
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Maybe you didn't fully read my last reply. If you really did give even a cursory listen to that specific album by At the Gates I named (all their other material is derivative shit) and have discerning ears, you'll notice extraordinary songwriting for a metal band. Anyway, I agree that metal vocals are terrible, and its a shame that they turn many people off the genre. Underneath (in the case I was talking about) there's a labyrinthe complexity with a rapt attention to harmonic and melodic detail.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-07-04 16:47:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-07-04 11:35:36 EDT (#)
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The title confused me.
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It's lyrics to a rap song.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2007-07-04 13:14:19 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-07-04 12:41:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-07-04 12:21:55 EDT (#)
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i hate when people say there's no good music on the radio. there are lots of radio stations with lots of different music. to say there's no good music on any station is not to say your taste is particularly excellent, but rather that you're just a picky asshole. the people who make this argument usually like bands like tool (who, i agree, are very good), sigur ros, coheed & cambria, in flames, etc. or they like that At the Gates shit i just looked up on itunes and is exactly what i was talking about below. if some asshole shouts like that behind you at a ballgame, it's not music, it's annoying. to have a higher opinion of that than fall out boy (who i love) or t.i. (who i fucking hate) means you have very limited taste in music.
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I dunno, around here (Cleveland area) there's nothing but ClearChannel owned radio stations. Not only do they have very limited playlists, but they play the same 30 songs over & over again. And anymore, during a single hour it's more comercials than music. Now, this doesn't include college radio station, Satellite Radio or Streaming Radio.
And I hear Tool and Coheed & Cambria on the radio all the time...
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-07-04 12:21:55 EDT (#)
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i hate when people say there's no good music on the radio. there are lots of radio stations with lots of different music. to say there's no good music on any station is not to say your taste is particularly excellent, but rather that you're just a picky asshole. the people who make this argument usually like bands like tool (who, i agree, are very good), sigur ros, coheed & cambria, in flames, etc. or they like that At the Gates shit i just looked up on itunes and is exactly what i was talking about below. if some asshole shouts like that behind you at a ballgame, it's not music, it's annoying. to have a higher opinion of that than fall out boy (who i love) or t.i. (who i fucking hate) means you have very limited taste in music.
Submitted by Lambchop (user info) at 2007-07-04 12:10:52 EDT (#)
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dragonfooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrccccceeeeeeeeeee
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-07-04 11:35:36 EDT (#)
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The title confused me.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-04 11:28:05 EDT (#)
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so what is this post about?
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-07-04 11:18:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-07-04 10:47:22 EDT (#)
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hells yes, deftones and radiohead are the biggity bomb.
well, old deftones. not so much the new stuff...
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-07-04 10:28:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Fatterrific (user info) at 2007-07-04 09:56:58 EDT (#)
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part the problem, I would imagine, is that it seems as if you're listening to POPULAR hip-hop. Which is 96% absolute shit. The shit they play on tv/radio is terrible.
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Hell, I think that's the case with most genres of music; Hip-Hop, Punk, Metal, all of it...
I hate when people say "There's no good music anymore." Bullshit. It's just not on MTV and the radio. That stuff is own by the corporations who only have money concerns. The want to push the manufactured sounds that have the mass-audience appeal. I can understand that. Nickleback, while I think blow donkey cock, have the pop hooks and simple lyrics that rope in various younger and outside listeners. A band like Silversun Pickups, while I feel is awesome, is in no way going to catch most of the genral population because they're too "particular" sounding.
Look at most of the pop music today. Pop music as in "Popular Music." It's all about escapism. From such pop acts as Fergie, Maroon 5, Avril, Linkin Park, T.I., FallOut Boy to Diddy... it's all about dreaming you're somewhere else, someone else. All of these artists have used various forms of genre cross-marketing, attempting to connect to the lowest common denominator of mass listeners. And shit... it's worked!
But I think there is a difference between "Musical Acts" and "Musical Artists." While not to downplay the obvious talents that the members of a band like Good Charolette have, they are NOT Bad Religion. Artists like Radiohead, Sigur Ros, Deftones, Mos Def, P.J. Harvey, Band Of Horses, and Tricky may not sell the album numbers... but they'll be remembered more fondly.
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-07-04 10:27:16 EDT (#)
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Nice, now send me your camwhore!! quick and I'll give you back your TV and playstation, the beers I already drank so sorry about that.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-07-04 10:27:12 EDT (#)
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i listen to Otep in the gym and it gets me fucking GOING.
that song Ghostflowers is fucking AWESOME.
RAAAAAAAAAWR!!!
I'M GOING TO THE GYM NOW AND I'M GOING TO FUCKING TEAR IT UP!!!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-04 10:26:21 EDT (#)
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Though they didn't explicitly use such techniques, I think At the Gate's "The Red in the Sky is Ours" really pushed the limits of the genre and is what metal music should be.
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Fucking right. At the Gates are fucking incredible.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-04 10:19:50 EDT (#)
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You know, commercial r&b, hip hop, whatever is total shite. Don't dismiss all of it though.
Try some Saul Williams (fucking wicked), Jemini, UNKLE, Dangermouse, Ozomatli.
Submitted by Saeki (user info) at 2007-07-04 10:09:56 EDT (#)
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As much as I hate metal music, I have to admit there's a handful of metal bands that did some interesting things in the past regarding song structure. Where else in rock-derived music can you find fairly impressive use of keyless modalism, twelve-tone technique, serialism, and other elements of classical music? Though they didn't explicitly use such techniques, I think At the Gate's "The Red in the Sky is Ours" really pushed the limits of the genre and is what metal music should be.
Submitted by Fatterrific (user info) at 2007-07-04 09:56:58 EDT (#)
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part the problem, I would imagine, is that it seems as if you're listening to POPULAR hip-hop. Which is 96% absolute shit. The shit they play on tv/radio is terrible.
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-07-04 09:01:06 EDT (#)
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Auto +2 for the Eminem song.
I hate where rap is going. We need the good ol days back, i.e. Eazy-E, Dr. Dre, Snoop Dogg (not his new repetitive club bullshit), Cypress Hill, and of course Tupac.
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-07-04 03:38:11 EDT (#)
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Man, that sucks...
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-07-04 03:28:47 EDT (#)
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im going to come right out and say that i dont understand death metal. some of my friends, who are mostly normal, have a band where all they do is the equivalent to mashing buttons in video games. they just literally make as much noise as possible and scream shit i cant make out into the mic. if they play the same song twice i have to take their word for it because there's no pattern in it.
You know the scene in Dumb and Dumber when Jim Carrey says, "You want to hear the most annoying sound in the world?" He just gives out a high-pitched yell? That's what death metal sounds like. It's mayhem.
On the other hand, if I ever want to get rich, I can just start a death metal band and do shows and sell records and never practice once. I dont even need to know that faggot drummer's name. Just show up, make noise, sell albums and (black) clothes, and make money. That's a pretty good trick, I'd say.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-07-04 03:19:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-07-04 00:01:11 EDT (#)
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It dies today
as I lay dying
Lamb of God
Meshuggah
OTEP
In Flames
Murderdolls
Slipknot (Fuck you, I still like some of their songs lol :P )
Light This City
Mortal Treason
All That Remains
Job for a Cowboy
Ill Nino
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Broaden your fucking horizons, kid.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-07-04 03:16:20 EDT (#)
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ME TOO
i didnt read this because i have a feeling i wont care. but as for the title, me too.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-07-04 01:50:26 EDT (#)
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http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/banter
Also: 2. To talk volubly and loudly.
You're saying metal vocalists don't do this?
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-07-04 01:43:51 EDT (#)
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http://www.thefreedictionary.com/Yammer
k thnx bai~
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-07-04 00:42:01 EDT (#)
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While "yammer" rhymes with "slamming" (sort of) it doesn't mean I was slamming you.
Submitted by Lambchop (user info) at 2007-07-04 00:39:29 EDT (#)
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Zeg: if you like the thinks you listed check out Fall of Troy
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metalcore
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_metalcore_bands
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-07-04 00:37:05 EDT (#)
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your use of the word yammer indicated otherwise, if none was intended than my mistake.
Kaos,
Light This City: http://www.myspace.com/lightthiscity Its cool that they have a female lead singer in their band. Listening to their songs you almost can't tell its a girl.
Mortal Treason: http://www.myspace.com/MortalTreason
Job for a Cowboy: http://www.myspace.com/jobforacowboy
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-07-04 00:31:21 EDT (#)
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Hahaha I'm not old. That's hardly "slamming" you, mate, it's called banter.
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-07-04 00:24:48 EDT (#)
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perhaps I am younger than you, but observe how I conduct myself in a more adult manner by not slamming you for your tastes in music? Everyone is diffrent on this and I accept that very few find a taste for the particular music I like, I simply made a suggestion of a band and said only that odds are if you didn't like them you probably wouldn't like this genre.
Good show either way, I guess if thats what kind of person you are so be it then old man.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-07-04 00:15:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes, Grinderman is the "hi-ho-diggity", as my youthful chum Zeglamancer would no doubt exclaim while listening to his favourite "grindcore" artist yammer their way through a song about dying from a painful bowel movement. Or so I'm told.
Bad Seeds recording a new album this month. I am happy.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-07-04 00:14:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-07-04 00:01:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It dies today - Do an AWESOME version of Depeche Mode's "Enjoy The Silence"
as I lay dying - "Elegy" off Frail Worlds Collapse is their best tune
Lamb of God - Hate these guys
Meshuggah - ugh
OTEP - **vomit**
In Flames - I'm familiar, they're alright
Murderdolls - Haven't heard enough
Slipknot (Fuck you, I still like some of their songs lol :P ) - Eh...
Light This City - Never heard of them
Mortal Treason - Never heard of them
All That Remains - They're good.
Job for a Cowboy - WHO???
Ill Nino - no.
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Check out - Fear Before The March Of Flames, Poison The Well, The Esoteric, HopesFall, & Bleeding Through
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-04 00:08:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you're a guy?
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-07-04 00:07:05 EDT (#)
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Kaos for you I recommend All That Remains - This Calling.
Great guitar and drums. The guy singing is actually really good. His ability to go from deep metal voice to high pitched 'Creed' style singing in an instant is really quite the tribute to his abilities as a performer.
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-07-04 00:05:21 EDT (#)
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You cant really explain it, its more of a thing you just DL and listen too, either you like it or you don't.
try the first song of Heinous Killings' first album, Hung with Barbwire.
Possessed to Kill
just download it and listen, if you don't like that song, odds are you won't like the genre since thats pretty much what most Grindcore songs are.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-07-04 00:03:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I usually like the actual MUSIC in both Grindcore & DeathMetal, but then some fucker opens his mouth and ruins the tune with unbelievably bad singing. Best example: Cradle Of Filth. Great musicians held back by a midget who screeches like a 13 year girl getting raped. Ugh. The only song by them I can stand is "Nymphetamine," and that's considered the 'sellout' tune by their fans.
Of course, I'm the guy who downloaded Bloc Party, Queensryche, My Bloody Valentine, Matthew Ryan, Portishead & Killswitch Engage all in a span of 3 days. I think I shall listen to Funeral For A Friend now...
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-07-04 00:01:11 EDT (#)
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It dies today
as I lay dying
Lamb of God
Meshuggah
OTEP
In Flames
Murderdolls
Slipknot (Fuck you, I still like some of their songs lol :P )
Light This City
Mortal Treason
All That Remains
Job for a Cowboy
Ill Nino
Mostly those lately. Half of them really aren't _Death Metal_ per sei, but close enough that I just call em that. All though I am sure people who know entirely to much about musician groups will be able to point out every factual inaccuracy and tell me exactly why band XYZ isn't worthy of the title etc...
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-07-04 00:00:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Grindcore is one of the most popular of the ___core subgenres..of which there are so many I can't keep up anymore, and I don't listen to many (see how I told you nothing there?) Stag, I'm thinking GrindERMAN is more your style.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-07-03 23:52:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What in the fuck is it?
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-07-03 23:48:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The only real grindcore band I've been into lately has been Heinous Killings.
Mostly I've been listening to death metal and what not. Actually come to think of it most of the bands I listen to recently you couldn't in the strictest sense label as death metal.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-07-03 23:37:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Grindcore?? You kids.
Submitted by Lambchop (user info) at 2007-07-03 23:34:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
If you want to try some good rap, check out MF Doom as well.
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2007-07-03 23:27:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm a bit of a liar.
I like Minus the bear saosin and the chmical brothers and thats not metal
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2007-07-03 23:26:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-07-03 23:14:23 EDT (#)
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meh I'll pass on anything that isn't death metal or grindcore.
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-07-03 23:14:23 EDT (#)
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meh I'll pass on anything that isn't death metal or grindcore.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-07-03 22:31:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Artist: Black Star
Album: "Mos Def and Talib Kweli are Black Star"
Title: Hater Players
[Mos Def]
People keep askin me, where's the underground? There's mad talented
cats underground with that raw shit. Ya know what'm sayin? Bringin the
raw skills. Ya know what I'm sayin? Really...
To me, It's a Small Wonder, like Vicki, why I'm picky
These niggas suck like kitty,
and still get the shit they slip in like Mickies
I'm sick of the hater-players, bring on the regulators
With the flavors like a farm team fucking with the majors
Like a river how I run through it, I do it so cold
Freezin up your bodily fluids, your style is old
You runnin your mouth, but don't really know what you be talkin about
You should retire, get that complimentary watch, be out!
Yo, with the quickness, so swift you miss this lyrical fitness
Now get this, these emcees wanna test me like litmus, bear witness
I'm like shot clocks, interstate cops, and blood clots
My point is, your flow can stop!
By all means, you need more practice, take that ass home
Everybody lookin at you, fish tanks and drome
In full effect, I stay catchin lyrical rep
And keep it blacker than the back of your neck
What you expect, that shit's hollerin
Cause we developin the followin
gettin played like ?stones? off tapes and ?dollar vans?
I'll reverse you, universal, your demise is first
Before your rise gets worse
You need a night nurse like Gregory, beggin me
Stop it hurts, what you say to me?
Like thats supposed to mean something
You don't wanna scene, frontin in the club
Your actin, I don't buy it, I got the Dub
Come on everybody, come on and show your love
*repeat 4X*
Chorus: *chanted in background*
Wo-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-uh-oh *repeated 4X*
[Mos Def]
Visions occupy my synaptic's space
Command and shake, to illustrate my mind's landscape
The tall grass, the low plains, the mountanous ridges
Thickets among the forests, rivers beneath the bridges
Presence of hilltops, lit up with tree tops
Eavesdrop; and hear the incline of sunshine, nine
Stones in orbit, refuse to forfeit
They all form a cipher, and they came to observe it
I follow suit, and face it, embrace it
Shinin bright, but still I'm careful not to waste it
Destined to rise, because I'm basement adjacent
Spirit is still so just chill and be patient
Some heads approach like I'm the one to base with
Clowns about, screamin but don't say shit
I ain't your student so I ain't to be tested
I'm majestic, I represent my strength without ?Epitmass?
Method is unorthodox, but of course it rocks
My serious synopsis will drop kick, my topics
Run the gauntlets and galvanize the audience
I must represent, I don't come off with no corniness
I'm all luminary, despite commentary
Some people say, Mos how you get so?
My sign will make you jump around like calypso
And murmur to yourself like a schizo
There ain't no bottom on the ???
Chorus
[Talib Kweli]
Come on, come on, come on, come on. Here we go. Blackstar, hop on the
Blackstar line. We bout to take y'all home. Ya know what I mean? Here we
go...
We got all markets on lock
From meat to stock
Blackstar, what? throwin like head rock in bars
Men flock to where we are, cause its the place to be
I grab my pay, jump on-stage and deface emcees
We sell our souls like Spawn and come for the drone I sit upon
Freestyle or written songs so we can get it on!
Going back and forth, fallin back, all across the track
Passin the mic's like quarterbacks
of course its phat, get off of that!
Reverse psychology got em scared to say when shit is whack
Got fear of being called a hater, imagine that! We ain't havin that
We just passed the star status that your grabbin at
My battle raps blast your ass back to your natural habitat
So floss, cause what it costs ain't worth it to me
Cause I'm the one these Spice Girl emcees Wanna Be
But they can't, ain't no points forever, so why bother?
Cause your girl calls my name out like Claerance Carter, Claerance
Carter, Claerance Carter!?! (I be strokin, thats what I be doin)
Aiyyo, as we rock harder
And always drop the bonified head nodders
Aiyyo, later for the hater-players
Yo-yo, yo-yo, later for these hater-players
Chorus - Blackstar keeps shining
Chorus - Blackstar keeps shining
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-07-03 22:27:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Perhaps you're adopted.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-07-03 22:20:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
^_-
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-07-03 22:16:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-07-03 22:09:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
There's a gift that says "I don't fucking like you"
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mummy doesn't love me :(
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-07-03 22:14:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Not a fan of a whole lot of rap music...
... but Mos Def fuckin' rules.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-07-03 22:09:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
There's a gift that says "I don't fucking like you"
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-07-03 22:08:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't like limp bizkit, I just have the t-shirt....it was a gift.......
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-07-03 21:58:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
that sucks man
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-07-03 21:57:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
While I can't identify with your musical tastes (like Limp Bizkit and hate Mos Def? Really?), I'm totally sorry you got robbed.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-07-03 21:56:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sup bra.