12 random mini quasi rants in the back of my mind (along with other things) (512 hits)
Category: HumorRating: -1.22 on 26 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by shmack92 (View user info) at 2007-07-04 04:51:20 EDT
flame away.
1. why is jesus represented by a cross? If he came back again would a cross be the first thing he wants to see
2. if quizzes are quizzical what are tests?
3.the terra cotta army just doesn't make sense. If that emperor was already dead, what would the army be protecting him from?
4."no that dress doesn't make you look fat, you make you look fat."
5."you lie! Cold weather doesn't make me catch a cold, the roof can support my weight and if I keep a weird face it won't get stuck!"
6. don't give stupid people things.
7. don't blame the guy, you were dumb enough to go out with him.
8. Here's an idea to get out of poverty, stop using every cent of your money to buy diluted beer, overpriced rims, and loans for a TV you can't afford and get an education. That or stop moaning that you're being oppresed by the "man" and that the whole world is out to put you down.
9. Oh yes, you have every write to be a depressed, brooding teenager. A comfortable, upper middle class lifestyle, a free meal every day, an education and yor parents doling out hundreds of dollars at yo every month so you can use it to buy that i-phone and new cd you so rightfully deserve. Life must be so hard on you. Forget malnourished Sudanese children who aren't even certain that they will survive today let alone get a meal. Your ordeal is just unbearable. You retain every right to be hateful and alienate the only two caregivers who will ever tolerate you leeching off their money and resources.
10. Don't make fun of nerds in high school, they are probably going to be your boss in less than twenty years (if they actually consider hiring you for any position above custodian)
11. You are not black, you are not "gangsta". Turn off that stereo blaring out 50 cent, take off that lopsided hat and "bling" and sit down and at least try to to make your own productive lifestyle instead of desperately trying tto fit into your friends' image of "cool".
12. fuck ann coulter. (not in that way)
User Reviews
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-08-07 14:10:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You didn't write these. (Note correct use of the word "write".)
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-08-07 13:59:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2007-07-14 01:17:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You're a fucking retard aren't you?
Submitted by shmack92 (user info) at 2007-07-07 10:16:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2007-07-06 16:55:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Where do you live? I want to send you free chinese.
They all have SARS.
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You do care
Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2007-07-06 16:55:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Where do you live? I want to send you free chinese.
They all have SARS.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-07-06 16:04:08 EDT (#)
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"9. Oh yes, you have every write to be a depressed, brooding teenager. A comfortable, upper middle class lifestyle, a free meal every day, an education and yor parents..."
This poorly constructed sentence confirms my theory that you never went to college.
And I'd be pissed if my parents gave me ONE free meal a day.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2007-07-04 08:27:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
profound.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-07-04 07:32:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-07-04 06:32:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You cant handle the truth. Touche
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-04 06:31:17 EDT (#)
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ubmitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-07-04 11:30:22 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
How ever hard you are trying to annoy me HBTS, know that it will not work. On a lighter note i have man flu
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All I want is for people to know the truth. Man flu is for whingeing pussies.
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-07-04 06:30:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
How ever hard you are trying to annoy me HBTS, know that it will not work. On a lighter note i have man flu
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-04 06:27:43 EDT (#)
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OMG EMISSION YOU ARE POSTING AS ROOSTER DID YOU KNOW?
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2007-07-04 06:26:58 EDT (#)
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A penny for your thoughts (to be erased)
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-07-04 06:13:23 EDT (#)
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I was? Oh yeah and less of the strange, im misguided is all
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-04 06:12:04 EDT (#)
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You were included on that Uber contest email, so there!!
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-07-04 06:06:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
How will you email me Mr?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-04 05:50:23 EDT (#)
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Give it up, this heat isnt working, i cant even think of anything to write for this dumb competition!!
Oh and its only dumb because i cant do it.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-04 05:49:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-04 10:47:11 BST (#)
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Sure he will be along soon enough!! You will have everyone believing this soon enough, poor guy!! Actually the rooster is a strange dude, I think I may know who he is............. I may email him.
His emails on that one that was sent to all of us.
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But what would be the point in e-mailing yourself EI/Rooster?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-04 05:47:11 EDT (#)
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Sure he will be along soon enough!! You will have everyone believing this soon enough, poor guy!! Actually the rooster is a strange dude, I think I may know who he is............. I may email him.
His emails on that one that was sent to all of us.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-04 05:44:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-04 10:41:15 BST (#)
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You know who im missing today....RabiedRoooster, That guys a hoot!!!!
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Better switch logins old chap!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-04 05:41:15 EDT (#)
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You know who im missing today....RabiedRoooster, That guys a hoot!!!!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-04 05:40:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Way to go. -2 retals are the way of the future!
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-07-04 05:09:11 EDT (#)
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email forwards from 1999 called, they want their content back
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2007-07-04 04:59:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Meh - this bit hit home though - slight alterations....
"Here's an idea to get out of poverty, stop using every cent/Penny of your money to buy diluted beer/weed, overpriced rims/car, and loans for a TV/PS3 you can't afford and get an education/new job. That or stop moaning that you're being oppresed by the "man" and that the whole world is out to put you down.- Still oppressed by the man though.
Also I have the write! - bellend.
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-07-04 04:54:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You been listening to Bill Hicks lately or what?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-04 04:53:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
1. why is jesus represented by a cross? If he came back again would a cross be the first thing he wants to see
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I didn't read any further than that. Have a -2 on the assumption that the rest of this was just as terrible.