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Submitted by kaos-king (antius777) (View user info) at 2007-07-05 02:46:32 EDT




1 - I must thank all those music posts in the last few days. Thanks to them, I've discovered both PELICAN and ISIS. I didn't get too many Pelican tunes, but I got a nice collection of stuff by Isis now. Jaysis, 14 tracks clock in at 1 hour and 52 minutes!!! If you're not familiar, imagine if Mogwai played metal.


2 - So, The Girl leaves for Mexico tomorrow. She's going with some friends, so I politely reminded her not to get her kidney stolen or get forced into any donkey shows. I dunno why she gave me such a dirty look!


3 - Has anybody seen that new "Transformers" movie yet? I meant to go the other night with a crew, but my dumbass fell asleep. Seems like there's quite a number of good flicks coming out this summer.


4 - I just got a horror short story collection by Richard Matheson. I haven't started it yet, but I'm kinda excited. Has anyone ever read "I Am Legend," Matheson's classic? I tried to read "Hunted Past Reason" twice, but couldn't get into it. I gave it to Ghola.


5 - I didn't do shit for the 4th of July and it rocked...


6 - I don't think there are many things as grand in this world as when you first open that can of coffee and the aroma hits you. I've taken to adding just the tiniest bit of caramel syrup to each large mug in the morning. My mug holds 3 cups and I drink 3 mugfulls every morning.


7 - Still haven't bought a new fucking printer/scanner. I'm thinking about getting an Epson. My HP just took a shit on me after 2 years for no particular reason. I was never all that happy with it anyhow. I didn't care for the scanner program.


8 - I've come to a conclusion. All these people who rage on and on about TEH GREAT EVILZ of cigarette smoke honestly have deluded themselves into believing that they're going to live forever. Nope... sorry.


9 - How exactly is it that Oathy has 473 alters, but I can't get Bart to activate my single one? I find this very upsetting.


10 - Below is a new painting I just finished for my friends' Breast Cancer fund raiser. I'm not entirely sure how I feel about it, but hopefully someone bored with cash to burn will drop some loot to get it in the silent auction. I first drew it out in pencil, then went over the canvas with an enamel paint pen. (as seen in the first image) Then I colored it in with oil pastel and brushed out the hues with turpenoid.





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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-07-07 15:19:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-07-07 14:56:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2



HEY!!! Hey FTW!!!

Go look at this post... http://www.ubersite.com/m/109854

I want your expert opinion on my recent painting.

___________________

First of all... haaaahahaha, expert.

But yeah, as far as my opinion goes, I think it's good. I like the style. As far as things you could've done to improve it, I think if you faded the background portion out by about 50% with a mixture of mostly white, a tiny bit of blue, and a really tiny bit of brown it would've made it much more pleasing to look at.



Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-07-05 17:27:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-07-05 15:30:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


I find militant anti-smokers and militant smokers to be equally annoying. Can't we all just get along?


----

No, You're either with us smokers, or you're well...a loser.

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-07-05 17:11:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2007-07-05 12:23:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


Congrats on finding ISIS, I have another one-- PORCUPINE TREE.

Eat and make fuck and be excellent to each other.

_____________________

I have 2 Porcupine Tree albums.

"Collapse The Light Into Earth" is one of the greatest 100 songs ever recorded.



Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-07-05 15:30:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

8 - I've come to a conclusion. All these people who rage on and on about TEH GREAT EVILZ of cigarette smoke honestly have deluded themselves into believing that they're going to live forever. Nope... sorry.

I find militant anti-smokers and militant smokers to be equally annoying. Can't we all just get along?



9 - How exactly is it that Oathy has 473 alters, but I can't get Bart to activate my single one? I find this very upsetting.

Because I've already snatched up I_Have_a_Lisa_Fetish

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-05 13:35:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i think i like it better in the 'before' pose

also, no hard feelings on the smoking thing.

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-07-05 13:24:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

8 - I've come to a conclusion. All these people who rage on and on about TEH GREAT EVILZ of cigarette smoke honestly have deluded themselves into believing that they're going to live forever. Nope... sorry.
---------------------
like I have said in previous reviews, I dont know anyone who ever died healthy

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2007-07-05 13:03:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I am pretty sure this has way to much content to be considered SPT...

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2007-07-05 13:02:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2007-07-05 12:25:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

8 - I've come to a conclusion. All these people who rage on and on about TEH GREAT EVILZ of cigarette smoke honestly have deluded themselves into believing that they're going to live forever. Nope... sorry.

INDEED

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-07-05 12:23:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2007-07-05 12:23:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


Congrats on finding ISIS, I have another one-- PORCUPINE TREE.

Eat and make fuck and be excellent to each other.


Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-07-05 11:34:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0



Hehehehe...

I've always wanted to read "I Am Legend." I've heard so much about it.

Steal "Hunted Past Reason" off your girl and read it for me if she hasn't... tell me if it's any good.



Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2007-07-05 11:32:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

shit.

Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2007-07-05 11:32:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I am legend/ the omega man is teh roxxors!!!1!

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-07-05 11:30:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-07-05 11:25:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-07-05 11:10:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I used to be when I was in college, by necessity. Graphics programs just go better on a Mac. But since I abandoned the design industry, I also abandoned the Mac world, sorry :( But I'm still planning the return to redhead status. More to come.
--

Most of the above passed me by in a "Blah, blah blah blah" type of way when all of a sudden my mind picks up on: 'I'm still planning the return to redhead status' and this excited me in ways I thought long since dead.

______________

I know. She's such an adorable lil' thing to begin with. Redhead status??? **dies**



Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-07-05 11:25:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-07-05 11:10:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I used to be when I was in college, by necessity. Graphics programs just go better on a Mac. But since I abandoned the design industry, I also abandoned the Mac world, sorry :( But I'm still planning the return to redhead status. More to come.
--

Most of the above passed me by in a "Blah, blah blah blah" type of way when all of a sudden my mind picks up on: 'I'm still planning the return to redhead status' and this excited me in ways I thought long since dead.

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-07-05 11:15:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-07-05 11:10:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I used to be when I was in college, by necessity. Graphics programs just go better on a Mac. But since I abandoned the design industry, I also abandoned the Mac world, sorry :( But I'm still planning the return to redhead status. More to come.

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-07-05 11:00:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


Susie, you're a Mac girl???

**swoons**



Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-07-05 10:53:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm copying Lungfish, because I feel like it.

1 - I must thank all those music posts in the last few days. Thanks to them, I've discovered both PELICAN and ISIS. I didn't get too many Pelican tunes, but I got a nice collection of stuff by Isis now. Jaysis, 14 tracks clock in at 1 hour and 52 minutes!!! If you're not familiar, imagine if Mogwai played metal.

-- I need a new downloading program. Limewire sucked donkey balls so I removed it. I've been suffering with radio and the few CDs I have at my desk and in my glove box.

2 - So, The Girl leaves for Mexico tomorrow. She's going with some friends, so I politely reminded her not to get her kidney stolen or get forced into any donkey shows. I dunno why she gave me such a dirty look!

----I don't think I'd ever go to Mexico, they seem to have a thing for killing Canadians down there. Too bad, really.

3 - Has anybody seen that new "Transformers" movie yet? I meant to go the other night with a crew, but my dumbass fell asleep. Seems like there's quite a number of good flicks coming out this summer.

----I've heard it's kind of a disappointment, but I often find that movie critics are often wrong.

4 - I just got a horror short story collection by Richard Matheson. I haven't started it yet, but I'm kinda excited. Has anyone ever read "I Am Legend," Matheson's classic? I tried to read "Hunted Past Reason" twice, but couldn't get into it. I gave it to Ghola.

----I've no comment on this, but have you read any of Henry Rollins' work? I think you'd dig it.

5 - I didn't do shit for the 4th of July and it rocked...

----The Scotsman and I went up north to a friend's place for the weekend and we laid low. I don't go in for big celebrations.

6 - I don't think there are many things as grand in this world as when you first open that can of coffee and the aroma hits you. I've taken to adding just the tiniest bit of caramel syrup to each large mug in the morning. My mug holds 3 cups and I drink 3 mugfulls every morning.

---- If coffee tasted the way it smelled, I'd drink it. Tea is where it's at for me.

7 - Still haven't bought a new fucking printer/scanner. I'm thinking about getting an Epson. My HP just took a shit on me after 2 years for no particular reason. I was never all that happy with it anyhow. I didn't care for the scanner program.

----Epsons are the Bic lighter of the printer world. I went through three of those sorry pieces of shit when I was in college. The prints are real quality, I'll give it that. But they suck for longevity. My last Epson was corrupted when my iMac became demonically possessed, it was teh scary.

8 - I've come to a conclusion. All these people who rage on and on about TEH GREAT EVILZ of cigarette smoke honestly have deluded themselves into believing that they're going to live forever. Nope... sorry.

---I quit back in February due to a medical condition, it boiled down to "Quit now, or live in agony." So, the party was over. I miss it from time to time, mostly the boredom alleviation and social aspects. But I do feel better. I'm not one of those Nazi ex-smokers that you want to punch in the face "YOU STINK! YOU'RE KILLING YOURSELF BLAH BLAH BLAH" Smoke 'em if you got 'em, IM IN UR SMOKE STEELIN UR SECONDHAND.

9 - How exactly is it that Oathy has 473 alters, but I can't get Bart to activate my single one? I find this very upsetting.

----and then I get accused of being one *weeps*

10 - Below is a new painting I just finished for my friends' Breast Cancer fund raiser. I'm not entirely sure how I feel about it, but hopefully someone bored with cash to burn will drop some loot to get it in the silent auction. I first drew it out in pencil, then went over the canvas with an enamel paint pen. (as seen in the first image) Then I colored it in with oil pastel and brushed out the hues with turpenoid.

---awesome, you're making me want to get back into drawing again


Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-07-05 10:39:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

If you want an alter just ask someone to set it up for you.

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-07-05 10:09:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


To everyone who likes the painting better simply B&W...




... so do I. **weep**



Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-07-05 09:45:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

so do i

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-07-05 09:43:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I think I like it better with the enamel paint pen.

Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-05 08:51:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/109861

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-07-05 08:40:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-05 08:24:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

9 - How exactly is it that Oathy has 473 alters, but I can't get Bart to activate my single one? I find this very upsetting.



________________

476.

*ahem*

Submitted by bigbabylons (user info) at 2007-07-05 08:09:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Wait till they ban smoking EVERYWHERE, then we shall be fucked. You my friend are addicted to caffine, is it instant or proper coffee, and how many more do you drink in a day.

Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2007-07-05 07:12:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"I've come to a conclusion. All these people who rage on and on about TEH GREAT EVILZ of cigarette smoke honestly have deluded themselves into believing that they're going to live forever. Nope... sorry." - INDEED!

Those fucking anti smoking cock sucking shit rimming wankers piss me off! - So I smoke, so it makes me smell, I like it and I don't give a fuck what you think! Fair enough it's now illegal for me to smoke in enclosed public places, I don't care, pubs, clubs and drinking are shit anyway, now I have an excuse not to go. Stay at home, smoke bud, think about all the bellends crowding outside the pub. - But i will still smoke, and If you even think about giving me those dirty looks in the street I will blow my cancer ridden smoke into your pretentious fuck face.

We all eat shit and die, just some of us choose not to waste our lives trying to fucking extend them as long as possible. I'm going to die, you're going to die, shut the fuck up and get on with it.



Submitted by darkwulffe (user info) at 2007-07-05 06:28:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

i also liked the painting b+w

Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2007-07-05 05:55:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Don't caaaaaare!

Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-07-05 04:26:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

So what happens in Donkey Shows? Just out of interest you understand, I am sweet and innocent and wouldnt know about depraved acts. Not that I know its a depraved act I'm just guessing because if it was a sweet thing then I would know about it but I dont so it cant be. I need coffee.

Nice picture by the way.

Submitted by Mike-Mc (user info) at 2007-07-05 04:12:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Should of left it black & white

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-07-05 03:40:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

You have a dumbass?

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-07-05 03:09:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

people who smoke smell bad after they smoke.

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-07-05 03:06:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm taking a break, so extended comments.


1 - I must thank all those music posts in the last few days. Thanks to them, I've discovered both PELICAN and ISIS. I didn't get too many Pelican tunes, but I got a nice collection of stuff by Isis now. Jaysis, 14 tracks clock in at 1 hour and 52 minutes!!! If you're not familiar, imagine if Mogwai played metal.

-- Check out Metric. Danger_Ranger turned me on the them in a review. Quite good, and you'll fall in love with the singer, like I did. I know your taste in women.


2 - So, The Girl leaves for Mexico tomorrow. She's going with some friends, so I politely reminded her not to get her kidney stolen or get forced into any donkey shows. I dunno why she gave me such a dirty look!

-- A friend of mine came back from Mexico and had to have most of his guts surgically removed. "Surgically" is probably redundant; I'm not sure how else you would do it. Tell her to be careful.


3 - Has anybody seen that new "Transformers" movie yet? I meant to go the other night with a crew, but my dumbass fell asleep. Seems like there's quite a number of good flicks coming out this summer.

-- Nope. Not likely too, either. I missed the Transformers craze back in the 80s as I was already into chicks.


4 - I just got a horror short story collection by Richard Matheson. I haven't started it yet, but I'm kinda excited. Has anyone ever read "I Am Legend," Matheson's classic? I tried to read "Hunted Past Reason" twice, but couldn't get into it. I gave it to Ghola.

-- Nope. Last book I read was "1776" by David McCullough (last year!) and I had to feign illness in order to do that.


5 - I didn't do shit for the 4th of July and it rocked...

-- I heard the fireworks, as I was working.


6 - I don't think there are many things as grand in this world as when you first open that can of coffee and the aroma hits you. I've taken to adding just the tiniest bit of caramel syrup to each large mug in the morning. My mug holds 3 cups and I drink 3 mugfulls every morning.

-- Weird. I just opened a new can 20 minutes ago. Pulling an allnighter.


7 - Still haven't bought a new fucking printer/scanner. I'm thinking about getting an Epson. My HP just took a shit on me after 2 years for no particular reason. I was never all that happy with it anyhow. I didn't care for the scanner program.

-- Eh...nothing to say here.


8 - I've come to a conclusion. All these people who rage on and on about TEH GREAT EVILZ of cigarette smoke honestly have deluded themselves into believing that they're going to live forever. Nope... sorry.

-- I love smoking, too, but I really want to quit when I turn 40 in a couple of months. That's long enough. Besides, it's so fucking expensive. I'm sure to be very grouchy. I might beat the dogs, upon the occurrence of which, my wife will shoot me.


9 - How exactly is it that Oathy has 473 alters, but I can't get Bart to activate my single one? I find this very upsetting.

-- The Drake is not my alter, and I am not his. I suck at Photoshop.


10 - Below is a new painting I just finished for my friends' Breast Cancer fund raiser. I'm not entirely sure how I feel about it, but hopefully someone bored with cash to burn will drop some loot to get it in the silent auction. I first drew it out in pencil, then went over the canvas with an enamel paint pen. (as seen in the first image) Then I colored it in with oil pastel and brushed out the hues with turpenoid.

-- I like the painting.


Sorry to bore you.



Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-05 03:06:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hi, rob! sorry i missed your IM!

thanks joey. shouldn't you be off to work by now? :)

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-05 03:03:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


Wicked!

I really dig on the pre-painted image too.





Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-07-05 02:58:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Someone who..... who.....

Ah fuck it.

It's too early here.

Happy holiday, for all the 5 minutes you have left of it!

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-05 02:56:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

someone who had to work on a holiday today below below

Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-07-05 02:55:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Someone finally going to work this week below below.

*sulks*

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-05 02:53:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Joey G below

Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-07-05 02:52:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment below.

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-05 02:50:26 EDT (#)
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No Comment


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