SPT - Camwhore with BOOBS! (1991 hits)
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Submitted by lover101 (View user info) at 2007-07-05 11:44:05 EDT
Fuck it, this is me 6 months pregnant.
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Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-07-31 14:45:10 EDT (#)
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I have selected you as my random "I'm bored so I'm gonna rate as many of "insert name's" posts." This did suck, hopefully some of your others get better.
I already rated this one but what the hell.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-07-14 10:36:09 EDT (#)
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Nice sweater puppets, and congrats.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-10 21:22:35 EDT (#)
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Got any UNpregnant pictures?
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-07-07 23:53:38 EDT (#)
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you need to watch "aliens"
i made renee watch it at 7 months... it was amusing
Submitted by shmack92 (user info) at 2007-07-07 10:47:56 EDT (#)
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Newborn Baby- <10 lbs
Weight gained during during pregnancy- 25+ lbs
hmmmmmm...
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2007-07-06 08:58:44 EDT (#)
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Wow-chicka-boww-boww.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-07-06 08:48:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Fatterrific (user info) at 2007-07-06 06:46:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2007-07-05 15:28:34 PDT (#)
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YOU REQUIRE AN ABORTION, DEAR LADY.
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That made me bust up laughing. Anyway, I met a chick named Elysia the other day, it was a pretty cool name, I thought.
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You've never heard of Elysian fields? Greek mythology must be dying, then...
As far as names, I've always been fascinated with Chloe and Megan for girls. Already decided that my firstborn son will be a Brandon. But to each his own.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-06 07:25:08 EDT (#)
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Your baby is gonna have fun with them puppies.
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2007-07-06 06:57:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-07-05 12:30:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-07-05 12:02:30 EDT (#)
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Is it weird that I think pregnant chicks are kinda hot???
**looks around**
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there's nothing wrong with enjoying the rosy glow of a pregnant woman
they can be attractive man, you just gotta get past the whole "person growing inside them" thing
but yes, they can be hot
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I'd happily poke the little unborn fuckers eye out! - mmmm gotta love them daywalker chicks.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-07-06 06:54:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by lover101 (user info) at 2007-07-05 13:49:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-07-05 12:55:10 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/88373#1991772
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haha, we are very happy!
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The reference was to the comment below the one you read, but what the hell. Enjoy the spawning, if you must. If your navel makes that 'pop' noise when it inverts in a month or two, let Uber know.
Submitted by Fatterrific (user info) at 2007-07-06 06:46:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2007-07-05 15:28:34 PDT (#)
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YOU REQUIRE AN ABORTION, DEAR LADY.
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That made me bust up laughing. Anyway, I met a chick named Elysia the other day, it was a pretty cool name, I thought.
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-07-06 02:26:00 EDT (#)
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Nice juggs, good luck with the baby.
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-07-05 23:08:11 EDT (#)
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So I found out that a friend of mine lost a court battle and has to pay child support for a kid that isn't his.
If I was the man you told is the father of that baby, I'd demand a paternity test. I recommend this to anyone. Screw what the girl thinks or says. I'll be Goddamned on a sunday the day I pay for another man's seed. Scandalous ass people in this world I tell ya...
Submitted by Bohme (user info) at 2007-07-05 22:03:28 EDT (#)
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I'm touching myself now.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2007-07-05 19:01:41 EDT (#)
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Congratulations. I had that same shirt, but brown.
p.s. being pregnant sucks.
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2007-07-05 18:28:34 EDT (#)
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YOU REQUIRE AN ABORTION, DEAR LADY.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-07-05 17:38:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-07-05 13:43:52 EDT (#)
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how about lilly?
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That's a cat's name.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-07-05 17:37:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-05 11:55:05 EDT (#)
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Fat? Check.
Pasty? Check.
Pregant? No...fat.
Collecting SSI and/or welfare for being such an ineffective sloth? Check.
Being a dumb cunt for camwhoring? Check.
Wow this post truly delivers.
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oh, fuck off.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-07-05 15:08:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by lover101 (user info) at 2007-07-05 15:02:45 EDT (#)
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I should have mentioned that I have a nipple ring in Mrs. Lefty
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out fucking standing!
Submitted by lover101 (user info) at 2007-07-05 15:02:45 EDT (#)
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I should have mentioned that I have a nipple ring in Mrs. Lefty
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-07-05 14:57:02 EDT (#)
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areolae as big as dinner plates
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-07-05 14:34:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-07-05 13:03:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-07-05 12:34:04 EDT (#)
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um, why would you have to get past something like that? it's natural. that's like saying you have to get past having 10 toes.
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are you being serious?
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you don't count. i think your ovaries are misplaced testes for all the maternal instinct you have. :p
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-07-05 14:28:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by lover101 (user info) at 2007-07-05 13:49:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-07-05 12:55:10 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/88373#1991772
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haha, we are very happy!
Sgt-Lilly is a beautiful name but I know 2 little girls with that name already, thanks for the suggestion though.
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Anytime, I met a girl named Cadence the other day, its really stuck with me.
Good luck with the little one.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-07-05 14:08:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-07-05 12:02:30 EDT (#)
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Is it weird that I think pregnant chicks are kinda hot???
**looks around**
if they're hot then definitely not..... you know they put out.
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-07-05 13:59:28 EDT (#)
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What are the twins called?
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2007-07-05 13:52:23 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by lover101 (user info) at 2007-07-05 13:49:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-07-05 12:55:10 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/88373#1991772
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haha, we are very happy!
Sgt-Lilly is a beautiful name but I know 2 little girls with that name already, thanks for the suggestion though.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-07-05 13:43:52 EDT (#)
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how about lilly?
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2007-07-05 13:42:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by lover101 (user info) at 2007-07-05 12:11:49 EDT (#)
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Thanks Merlina and Tom, I recently found out its going to be a girl. We are so excited. We have a 3 year old boy and wanted a little girl. I am having so many problems coming up with names though!! I am going with Ava Leeann right now.
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My daughter's name is Ava. She rules.
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-07-05 13:38:33 EDT (#)
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Ever seen alien? that things gonna pop right out of ya ribcage
Submitted by fat_asian_guy (user info) at 2007-07-05 13:35:40 EDT (#)
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gay and useless!
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2007-07-05 13:34:02 EDT (#)
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-2
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2007-07-05 13:33:50 EDT (#)
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when the belly is larger then the boobs it is a -4
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2007-07-05 13:21:59 EDT (#)
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Gay.
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-07-05 13:17:18 EDT (#)
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red hair no freckles? DAY WALKER!!!
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-07-05 13:03:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-07-05 12:34:04 EDT (#)
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um, why would you have to get past something like that? it's natural. that's like saying you have to get past having 10 toes.
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are you being serious?
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-07-05 12:55:10 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/88373#1991772
Submitted by lover101 (user info) at 2007-07-05 12:42:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-07-05 12:34:04 EDT (#)
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um, why would you have to get past something like that? it's natural. that's like saying you have to get past having 10 toes.
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I didnt have to get past the fact that i was pregnant, i had to get past the fact that i was posting a picture of myself.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-07-05 12:36:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-07-05 11:52:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-07-05 11:49:30 EDT (#)
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Congratulations!.
Psst Kaos? Is that like red hair?
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Yeah Drogo... it is.
However, from what I understand, our Lover101 is not an actual "Ginger." No freckles and such.
Simply auburn hair. Auburn hair and a tiny lil' top she seems ready to burst out of thanks to her tummy parasite and what it's done to... other parts of her.
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meh, you don't need freckles to be a redhead. i knew a chick who had titian red hair. not a freckle on her (visible) body.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-07-05 12:34:04 EDT (#)
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um, why would you have to get past something like that? it's natural. that's like saying you have to get past having 10 toes.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-07-05 12:30:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-07-05 12:02:30 EDT (#)
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Is it weird that I think pregnant chicks are kinda hot???
**looks around**
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there's nothing wrong with enjoying the rosy glow of a pregnant woman
they can be attractive man, you just gotta get past the whole "person growing inside them" thing
but yes, they can be hot
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2007-07-05 12:22:33 EDT (#)
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I like that shirt
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-05 12:19:31 EDT (#)
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What it said on the package.
"SPT + boobs".
Congrats on the whole fertile thing.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-07-05 12:14:40 EDT (#)
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Hadley is a great name, male or female.
I'll be calling her in 18 years.
Submitted by lover101 (user info) at 2007-07-05 12:11:49 EDT (#)
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Thanks Merlina and Tom, I recently found out its going to be a girl. We are so excited. We have a 3 year old boy and wanted a little girl. I am having so many problems coming up with names though!! I am going with Ava Leeann right now.
I am open to suggestions. I want something a little different while not being weird.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-07-05 12:07:55 EDT (#)
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good answer to raebuf.
+2 pregnant lass
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2007-07-05 12:07:35 EDT (#)
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BABY!
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-07-05 12:02:52 EDT (#)
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YES
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-07-05 12:02:30 EDT (#)
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Is it weird that I think pregnant chicks are kinda hot???
**looks around**
Submitted by lover101 (user info) at 2007-07-05 12:01:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-07-05 11:49:30 EDT (#)
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Congratulations!.
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Thanks!!
Submitted by lover101 (user info) at 2007-07-05 12:00:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-05 11:55:05 EDT (#)
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Fat? Check.
Pasty? Check.
Pregant? No...fat.
Collecting SSI and/or welfare for being such an ineffective sloth? Check.
Being a dumb cunt for camwhoring? Check.
Wow this post truly delivers.
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Fat? well I guess you could say I have gained some weight in the past few months.
Pasty? Yes I am a little pasty, while not a "Ginger" with freckles and such, it is hard for me to tan.
Pregnant? I'm not a doctor or anything but one did tell me that I was pregnant. So if you have any knowledge I dont, let me know.
SSI?? That picture is of me at work at my desk. I also have a husband and he works. Can I get SSI and Welfare while I work. Fuck, I will abuse the system, where do I sign up???
Yea i knew camwhoring wasnt the best idea but I'm at work and bored so I figured what the hell.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-07-05 11:59:19 EDT (#)
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Should be "camwhore OF boobs + speed bump"
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-05 11:56:18 EDT (#)
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OathMeal's Glaringly Obvious Tip #133:
Stop shopping for clothing at hippie-run head shops.
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-05 11:55:05 EDT (#)
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Fat? Check.
Pasty? Check.
Pregant? No...fat.
Collecting SSI and/or welfare for being such an ineffective sloth? Check.
Being a dumb cunt for camwhoring? Check.
Wow this post truly delivers.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-07-05 11:52:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-07-05 11:49:30 EDT (#)
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Congratulations!.
Psst Kaos? Is that like red hair?
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Yeah Drogo... it is.
However, from what I understand, our Lover101 is not an actual "Ginger." No freckles and such.
Simply auburn hair. Auburn hair and a tiny lil' top she seems ready to burst out of thanks to her tummy parasite and what it's done to... other parts of her.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-07-05 11:49:30 EDT (#)
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Congratulations!.
Psst Kaos? Is that like red hair?
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-07-05 11:45:42 EDT (#)
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Um... oh my.