An Ode to Glasgow Airport Disaster (in Scottish ) (602 hits)
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Submitted by Mr-Bee (View user info) at 2007-07-06 04:33:40 EDT
An Ode to Glasgow Airport Disaster (Well ok, almost a disaster)
'Twas doon by the inch o' Abbots
Oor Johnny walked one day
When he saw a sicht that troubled him
Far more that he could say
A fanatic muslim bastard
Wiz doin what he'd planned
And intae Glesca's departure hall
A Cherokee he'd rammed.
A big Glaswegian polis
Came forward tae assist
He thocht "a wumman driver"
Or at least someone half-pissed
But to his shock nae drunken Jock
Emerged to grasp his hand
But a flamin Arab loony
Frae yon Al Qaeda's band
The mad Islamist nut-case
Had set hissel' on fire
And swung oot at the polis
GBH his clear desire
Now that's no richt wur Johnny cried
And sallied intae the fray
A left hook and a gid heid butt
Required tae save the day.
Now listen up Bin Laden
Yir sort's nae wanted here
For imported English radicals
Us Scoatsman huv nae fear
Oor hame grown Glesca Asians
Will have nae bluidy truck
So tak yer worldwide jihad
An get yersel tae F***
User Reviews
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-07-08 17:11:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-07-06 17:34:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
McRandom
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-06 13:32:07 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-07-06 12:44:43 EDT (#)
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Shut thae fuck up ir ull giye tae heed.
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2007-07-06 12:06:58 EDT (#)
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I know it's not yours, but +2 anyway!
Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2007-07-06 11:08:43 EDT (#)
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Weegie
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2007-07-06 10:47:32 EDT (#)
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The only image I get is of Groundskeeper Willie, from the Simpsons.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-07-06 10:21:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Couldn't understand some of it but whatever.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-07-06 10:21:27 EDT (#)
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Judeophobia below
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2007-07-06 10:06:33 EDT (#)
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*Kaos* even
(Have a -2 to make you feel welcome on your first post)
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2007-07-06 10:05:13 EDT (#)
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Not insane Chaos, just full of hatred for anyone with strong religious beliefs. Anyone with religious belief strong enough to make them risk/lose there life or the lives of others is an ignorant cocksucking, sheep. Anyone who needs a false idol in their life is fucking weak.
Well I hate any level of Jew. From the lowley part time shylock to the full on, hook fingered, Jewking.
Submitted by mr-bee (user info) at 2007-07-06 09:31:17 EDT (#)
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and i would have got away with it too if it hadn't have been for you pesky hurt by the sun'ss
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-06 08:26:17 EDT (#)
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I just realised this was your first post!
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-07-06 07:53:57 EDT (#)
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Hehehe...
Sexualchocolate going insane below.
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2007-07-06 07:19:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-07-06 04:45:03 EDT (#)
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Why don't we just kill all the muslims? I mean, you don't see any Southern Baptists driving car bombs into mini marts, and you don't see any Hindu's cutting a Catholics head off....
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Nah, the Muslims are actually alright, you want to look into history. Who has caused problems from day one? Who is actually hated by most other religions? Who claims to be a slave race even though there is absolutely zero evidence that their "keepers" had them as slaves, Who lies, Who cheats, Who hordes all the money / gold and keeps it in the faith?
I'll tell you fucking who - THE JEWS.
Kill all the mother fucking shylock jews, give the Muslims Palastine back and the world will be a much happier place.
Hitler knew the score, but it was too much at once. There is exterminating the dirty Juden race and taking over Europe. One thing at a fucking time Adolf!
All religions and faiths should come together under the great umbrella of anti-semitism!
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2007-07-06 07:12:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Was more of a success than a disaster. Or was it a disasterous attack attempt? - hmmmm - You a fucking Muslim are you? You a fucking doctor? You a fucking terrorist?! hey? hey? Hey Bart, think we've got a mother fucking towel headed, allah akbar shouting, flag burning, airport bombing Muslim in here.... I mean Terrorist not Musilim, terrorist.
Dunno about you, but me and my buddies talk a lot about Terror attacks (no shit) but mostly about how we'd do em better!
Imagine in 100 or so muslims got into groups of 2 with a van and a high power rifle each and went fucking Washingotn sniper on America's ass? - Now that'd be the way to do it.
Either that or crash some planes into some important building, what was that place called again, two big fucking buildings, they got fucked up one september? That was a good one that one. Genius.
Submitted by mr-bee (user info) at 2007-07-06 05:42:35 EDT (#)
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The Krankees make every one laugh, including pedos, and every one knows pedos are a notoriously hard audience.
remember that time the wee "boy" fell off the beanstalk during panto? good times, good times.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-06 05:38:55 EDT (#)
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Then again The Krankees make you laugh.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-06 05:37:11 EDT (#)
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Yeah I didn't write that either, but hey, they've both made people laugh!
Submitted by mr-bee (user info) at 2007-07-06 05:34:07 EDT (#)
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No I didn't write it. After the America v's Glasgow post yesterday, I thought I was quit apt. and funny as fuck! I got it through e-mail so I couldn't post a link.
I think it sums up the whole mess rather well.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-06 05:31:27 EDT (#)
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Hooots
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-06 05:25:29 EDT (#)
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http://britishexpats.com/forum/showthread.php?t=463637&page=2
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No, he didn't, but it's still funny as fuck.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2007-07-06 05:19:56 EDT (#)
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You didn't write this
Submitted by Snare (user info) at 2007-07-06 05:06:25 EDT (#)
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Oh Ah!
Jus b'caw oor Robbie gobb'd on aboot a 'wee sleekit t'mrous beestie' dinnae mean weer fukin' pufs, mon.
Submitted by we_die_young (user info) at 2007-07-06 05:04:23 EDT (#)
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Awesome
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-06 04:53:40 EDT (#)
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Needs mair settin' aboot!
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-07-06 04:50:53 EDT (#)
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I could actually hear the voice of my Grandfather saying this hahahahahahahahahaha
Oh god that takes me back
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-07-06 04:45:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Why don't we just kill all the muslims? I mean, you don't see any Southern Baptists driving car bombs into mini marts, and you don't see any Hindu's cutting a Catholics head off....
The world would probably be better off without them.
.....seriously