I got really pissed at a myspace survey and this happened, and I don't know why. (623 hits)
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Submitted by briokid666.at.hotmail.com (View user info) at 2007-07-06 05:06:37 EDT
Myspace survey-I dunno, this is just how it came out, I don't like myspace at all.
1) Single, Taken, or Crushing?
I'm not a player, I just crush a lot...and then I rape 'em, and then I mount the heads...But I'm not crazy.
2) Are you happy with where you are?
Yes, I'm happy with where you are. Are you happy that I'm in bed with your mom, asking her if she remembers anything? No, no she doesn't, and that was the plan...
3) When you meet the right person, do you fall fast?
I never fall, but if she's REALLY heavy, shit...
4) Have you ever had your heart broken?
Some kid out there lost his dad from a heart attack, but not me. Fuck that kid. Wait, what was the question? My heart pumps blood just fine, you no-dad loser.
5) Do you believe that there are certain circumstances where cheating is ok?
"If anything is worth having, it's worth cheating for." I don't know who said that because I'm an uneducated shitbag, but holy Hell, isn't that right?
6) Would you ever take someone back if they cheated on you?
I did
7) Have you talked about marriage with another person?
Yes, but I've also puked blood. I'll take blood, thank you.
8) Do you want children?
OF course, they're tender and they cook fast and they don't put up a fight.
9) How many?
damn, seriously? I have the option?
10) Would you consider adoption?
If they let me look at the menu first
11) If somebody liked you right now, what do you think is a cool way to let you know?
UUUUUhhhhhhh, maybe shit on me while I'm asleep, that's what it takes...
12) Do you enjoy playing hard to get?
I am hard, and I AM TO GET, What kinda nazi shit is this?!
13) Be honest, do you play the "game" when you are dating?
Okay, if you really want to know, I don't know why I'm still doing this shit, so from here on out, every answer is going to be as horrible as possible.
14) Do you believe love at first sight exists?
The Holocaust was faked
15) Are you romantic?
Helen Keller deserved her shitty life
16) Do you believe that you can change someone?
Black people aren't people at all
17) If you could get married anywhere, money not an object where would it be?
Hitler was right
18) Do you have feelings for someone right now?
If your father drank a lot and then touched you in your pants, then you should know that he only drank to make you look better.
19) Have you ever wished you could've had someone but you couldn't?
You're lucky you've survived thus far. Greater men and women died earlier in life than you. How do I know this? They wrote books about it. Where's your book? I thought so, kill yourself.
20) Have you ever broken a heart?
Yes, you have. You will never, EVER be as good as what your mom had in mind. Every day that you don't build a rocket or solve world hunger, you are hurting your mother. You Asshole.
21) Would you ever fight somebody over your significant other?
Of course you would, given the power, you'd even bomb another country.
22)What would you say about your last ex?
I'm glad she's happy now, She's got lotsa grass to grow....
User Reviews
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-06 13:52:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
off the front page u go!
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2007-07-06 13:39:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
sigh
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-07-06 13:29:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
jesus christ anyone can just spew nasty shit!
hemmoriodal shmegma muncher
see, its easy, and therefore not worthy.
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-07-06 13:01:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
format your hard drive.
get a vasectomy.
Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2007-07-06 12:37:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I actually found this funny. Sorry If I missed the bandwagon.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-06 12:26:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
fuck off
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-07-06 12:08:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
MySpace is a haven of hoimos, emos, and losers.
You fit right in.
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2007-07-06 10:06:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
lol l0l l9l, l00kz0r every1! 1 m4k3s teh f0nn1 st4t3m3nt5 4t t3h myspazz!
Submitted by lover101 (user info) at 2007-07-06 09:58:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I have a myspace and I like it. I dont use facebook though.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-06 08:10:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Why has this come back?
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-07-06 07:59:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I've deleted people off my MySpace friends list for repeatedly posting bullshit surveys like this.
Jaysis, I hate that bulletin function.
Except when I use it to pimp out my book... then it's quite handy!
Submitted by Fatterrific (user info) at 2007-07-06 06:53:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
13) Be honest, do you play the "game" when you are dating?
Okay, if you really want to know, I don't know why I'm still doing this shit, so from here on out, every answer is going to be as horrible as possible.
14) Do you believe love at first sight exists?
The Holocaust was faked
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gold.
Submitted by GaidinCanuck (user info) at 2007-07-06 06:50:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I chuckled. But then I've been up for 30 some-odd hours and feeling a little light headed and giddy.
Submitted by Geophillyx (user info) at 2007-07-06 06:39:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
i am hard, I AM TO GET!!!
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-07-06 06:09:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-07-06 05:33:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Holy mother of fuck I suck today. +2, +fucking 2. Christ I need coffee!
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Let me get that one for ya....
-2DIE
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-06 05:35:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Yeah Myspace sucks, get on Facebook with me!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-07-06 05:33:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Holy mother of fuck I suck today. +2, +fucking 2. Christ I need coffee!
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-07-06 05:32:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-07-06 05:11:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Turn the computer off and go the fuck outside.
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This is good advice.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-07-06 05:30:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
id like to kick your balls off
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2007-07-06 05:25:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Seriously, what did you expect?
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-07-06 05:23:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I read the first three words and killed it...
NEWSFLASH!: WE ALL HATE MYSPACE AND IT'S SURVEYS
ESPECIALLY IT'S SURVEYS
BUT !ESPECIALLY! MYSPACE
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2007-07-06 05:22:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Worst EVAR. Seriously..
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-07-06 05:11:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Turn the computer off and go the fuck outside.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-06 05:09:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Read as far as number 4 or something. You're like a 14 year old trying to be funny. And failing.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-06 05:07:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Myspace auto -2. I'll actually read this now.