Woman Politics: The Drama-Case and the Douchebag. NSFW (1241 hits)
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Submitted by DarthFaded (View user info) at 2007-07-07 20:12:32 EDT
SO yeah...
My wife is in a wedding today. She is actually the Matron of honor. WHooptie do.
I don't particularly care for the bride. Truth be told I think she is a total fucking drama nutcase, and bad shit happens nearly every time my wife hangs out with her. And if bad shit isnt happening, this girl looks to my wife for free therapy and and virtual stroking of her self esteem becaue her whole world is falling apart due to the guy she is marrying today. SHe is selfish and self centered, and oblivious to reality.
So now she is marrying the guy... in a whirlwind slam dunk last minute ceremony, and not more than 3 months ago, he was cheating on her (AGAIN) and they were broke up "for good"...
This girl is capital D-R-A-M-A and I hate being around her, and hate even more my wife being around her, because she talks my wife's ear off aabout her problems, which means I get to hear ALLLLLL about it... Fuck that....
I loathe this chick... I mean I am sure that she is a good person and all, near as I can tell, but she is a Friggin' Moron and I just don't like her....
Of course I have never made this known to her... the girl that is... My wife does know how much I don't like her.
The guy, I am sure you can tell is a douche bag.... nuff said.
So I digress, the Drama-Case and the Douchebag are getting married in about 2 and a half hours and I gotta go... cause my wife is in the fucking ceremony and if I didn't go then the Drama-Case would know that I have nothing but malcontent for her. This could and most likely would unleash that whole woman-scorrned thing and inevitably turn in to drama at my house... cause she would talk shit to my wfe about me.. and then the hits would keep coming...
so I am going in jeans... I will be staring at my watch waiting for the time minimum to pass so I can leave... with my flask of Jack already filled.
I searched for a pic to illustrate my feelings of contempt to no avail so instead I have attached a random picture of Mindy Vega. Enjoy.
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-07-09 16:12:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ent.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-07-09 00:30:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
mindy motherfuckin vega
I SAY GODDAMN
Submitted by Fatterrific (user info) at 2007-07-08 21:11:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That chick is hot.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-07-08 16:56:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-07-08 14:22:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm totally going to jerk off now.
Submitted by DarthFaded (user info) at 2007-07-08 13:44:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
OOOOOOOOO just wait until you ge the update on how things went down... standby for part two...OMG...
Submitted by matchstickman (user info) at 2007-07-08 10:32:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Also, filename
Submitted by matchstickman (user info) at 2007-07-08 10:32:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
so I am going in jeans... I will be staring at my watch waiting for the time minimum to pass so I can leave... with my flask of Jack already filled.
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I searched for a pic to illustrate my feelings of contempt to no avail so instead I have attached a random picture of Mindy Vega. Enjoy.
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I would have +3'd your post, thanks to the picture, but it only goes to 2 :-/
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-07-07 20:19:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Drama queens are fun.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-07 20:16:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for the picture
phwoar!
Submitted by Bohme (user info) at 2007-07-07 20:16:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This sucked.