Uncool Banning Offense, the SONG (1289 hits)
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Submitted by OathMeal, Z. Cavaricci Style (View user info) at 2007-07-08 16:37:42 EDT
One of my guilty pleasures is spending obscene amounts of money on software used for creating music. Recently I procured Reason 3.0, a younger version of a very powerful virtual studio.
Welcome to my first installment of creations spawned from this little $200 piece of awesome.
I kept in short to anticipate those of you who'd invariably whine about file size.
p.s. scourge is gay and is married as a front.
uncool banning offense.mp3 (1 MB) [audio/mpeg]
User Reviews
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-12 12:33:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
More inventive lyrics would have made it better.
Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2007-07-12 08:59:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Gingerly, is that you?
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-07-12 07:50:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
if I have learned nothing from uber, i have learned this: it is not deep-seeded (although that seems to make perfect sense) it is deep-seated.
Thanks Apollo!
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-07-12 07:47:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, and by the way, resolve those deep-seated anger issues you have. I mean seriously.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-07-12 07:46:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hey I got into it.
of course I'm extremely drunk.
No need to tell us scourge is gay; it was already (and very obviously)apparent.
Submitted by DeadToast (user info) at 2007-07-11 07:28:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Your, not you're...
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-07-11 07:19:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
troof below
Submitted by DeadToast (user info) at 2007-07-11 05:45:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Wow.
Not the music, that wasn't my bag. Techno is uninspired noise as far as I'm concerned.
Your responses to everything here. You have serious issues when it comes to social interaction. You're main mechanism is to argue, threatenh, threaten some more. Then, at one point with Chris (sp), you tried to sound like a btetter man by saying you get high more. That's just sad.
Everything you do here is like observing a junior high lunchroom. You have deep seeded anger issues you need to resolve.
Now, I know you'll probably attack me now, it's what you know. You'll now rate me negatively based on this comment. But these actions just further solidify my belief that you are internet socially inept and cannot handle any sort of criticism.
Submitted by Bohme (user info) at 2007-07-11 05:27:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
PILE OF SHIT?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-07-11 03:32:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
lol philosophy degree
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2007-07-11 03:20:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-10 21:41:40 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
Fantastic post.
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-10 21:42:03 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
I thought this was truly brilliant.
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That's an interesting way to end a "feud". Don't agitate me Oathmeal.
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-10 18:45:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
JonnyX using the 3 cells in his brain assigned to 'humor' below.
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2007-07-10 18:17:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I danced to this. Naked. I did the tuck like that freak in Silence o' the Lambs.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-07-10 18:09:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-10 11:29:01 PDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Newsflash - CHR15 is a cocksucking emo faggot.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/77031
You aboslutely pale in comparison to me in every way you trouser-chomping dipshit.
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Dude, nobody is more pale that you, and you know it
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-10 17:10:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2007-07-10 15:23:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-10 19:29:01 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
Newsflash - CHR15 is a cocksucking emo faggot.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/77031
You aboslutely pale in comparison to me in every way you trouser-chomping dipshit.
Pick something. Anything, really.
I am better than you at it. I guarantee it.
Bong hits? Got you there.
Laying hot broads? Try me.
Making more money? I'll play that game, too.
Anything else?
You are shit and your 'contributions' to ubersite are fucking laughable. Please rethink your strategy on life.
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I don't generally use bongs.
I've seen Jeaneee, and dude she is NOT hot.
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Careful, dude, I made her storm off from Ubersite saying something like that. I think she's busy trying to scrape together enough pennies to come put a bullet in my head.
Still a +2 for the gay obsession with me. Still haven't listened to this.
Submitted by PokeyMen (user info) at 2007-07-10 17:08:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
how fucking pathetic is this?
very is the answer.
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2007-07-10 16:51:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
LOL.
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-10 16:15:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You son of a fucking bitch.
TMB.
Jesus Christ.
My feud ends with you now.
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2007-07-10 16:11:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I didn't pick a fight, that was the old roid rage Bret.
My rebuttals are top notch, but I already left you looking stupid when I had to use the Mighty Badger account, so forgive me if I'm not too bothered with you this time.
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-10 15:25:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
So much for Christophe having good rebuttals.
The next time you go picking fights, try targeting someone in your league, Nancy.
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2007-07-10 15:23:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-10 19:29:01 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
Newsflash - CHR15 is a cocksucking emo faggot.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/77031
You aboslutely pale in comparison to me in every way you trouser-chomping dipshit.
Pick something. Anything, really.
I am better than you at it. I guarantee it.
Bong hits? Got you there.
Laying hot broads? Try me.
Making more money? I'll play that game, too.
Anything else?
You are shit and your 'contributions' to ubersite are fucking laughable. Please rethink your strategy on life.
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I don't generally use bongs.
I've seen Jeaneee, and dude she is NOT hot.
I'm self employed and happy with my work, aswell as a nice lump sum in the bank which is probably more than you earn in a year.
That last bit sounds exactly like what almost every user of Ubersite has told YOU at one time or another.
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-10 15:04:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Alcoholic father-to-be below.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-07-10 15:00:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Pub.
see ya.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-07-10 15:00:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-10 14:57:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I have $500 on your kid being as fucked up and talentless as his failure of a dad.
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-10 14:56:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Believe me shitforaface your psychological browbeating is little more than a fleeting amusement to me.
Hell, you can't even spell my name right. How could you possibly know how I think?
Get back to trying to convince yourself that you'll actually be a good father.
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HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
is that supposed to cut deep?
SO LONG AS HE ISN'T GINER HE'LL BE FINE AND DANDY PAL.
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-10 14:57:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I have $500 on your kid being as fucked up and talentless as his failure of a dad.
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-10 14:56:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Believe me shitforaface your psychological browbeating is little more than a fleeting amusement to me.
Hell, you can't even spell my name right. How could you possibly know how I think?
Get back to trying to convince yourself that you'll actually be a good father.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-07-10 14:54:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-10 14:50:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
It is, in fact, a logical necessity in my mind. Mathematically, all the facts add up.
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Sadly this is another trait of the lonely boy. A make believe world where you are King/Prince/Leader/President.
You KNOW the truth deep down Brett.
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-10 14:50:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-07-10 14:44:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I know all of this brings back memories for you Bret... of that awful time... those years that dragged... those 7/8 years of being picked on and beaten daily.
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You know, Beano - you're right on the money with this.
It tells me two things: 1, you are well-schooled in your OathMeal trivia; and 2, you are completely ignorant of what a 'true' ass kicking tastes like.
Now I'm not going to pretend like I could ever hope to enjoy the satisfaction of crumpling you in person but I CAN tell you that I truly DO believe that I am better than you.
It is, in fact, a logical necessity in my mind. Mathematically, all the facts add up.
p.s. your recipes suck and your posts are painfully boring. At least mine get heat and a few humorous comments.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-07-10 14:44:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-10 14:38:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
:sigh:
Beano? Is this what your life has become?
Intervening with online spats just to bide your time?
Are you that fucking bored?
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Pretty much.
Eastenders is on the telly and I refuse to watch it... when it finishes I go to the pub.
In the meantime I pick on the fat kid. Its cruel I know.
I shouldn't poke the little fat sweaty trembling ginger one that sits in the corner and pisses his own pants, who doesn't get showered with the rest of the kids because of his micro penis and spots, who crys that his Mummy cuts his sammiches into triangles, who gets his shoes pissed on in the toilets.
I know all of this brings back memories for you Bret... of that awful time... those years that dragged... those 7/8 years of being picked on and beaten daily.
But I just can't help it.
You are such a contemptable wanker, a low-life of a human, a woman threatening wannabe bully. You aspire to be like the kids who fucked up your life...yet what you fail to realise is that you are STILL that loser kid from years gone by.
So yes, I'm bored and I'm playing with you.
That OK?
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-10 14:38:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
:sigh:
Beano? Is this what your life has become?
Intervening with online spats just to bide your time?
Are you that fucking bored?
You are no different from the subject of my wrath, Mr. CHR15 WH0 IS S00OoOO L337 W/HIZ N4M3!! ZOMG!
...faggots.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-07-10 14:31:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
GINGER FAT MAN BELOW.
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-10 14:29:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
And beano, no one likes you. Go away.
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-10 14:29:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Newsflash - CHR15 is a cocksucking emo faggot.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/77031
You aboslutely pale in comparison to me in every way you trouser-chomping dipshit.
Pick something. Anything, really.
I am better than you at it. I guarantee it.
Bong hits? Got you there.
Laying hot broads? Try me.
Making more money? I'll play that game, too.
Anything else?
You are shit and your 'contributions' to ubersite are fucking laughable. Please rethink your strategy on life.
...then kindly kill yourself.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-07-10 14:06:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-10 12:15:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/85449
Wow, Chris. You sure you want to go back to being an asshole, considering this little post?
If you are, I'm game. Just don't expect me to keep the gloves on.
Watch your fucking mouth.
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What the fuck has that post of his got to do with him saying your 'music' is shit?
It is fucking shit.
fucking stupid ginger tough act.
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2007-07-10 13:53:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
An interesting response to review that I thought pretty standard on Ubersite.
Oh yeah .. http://www.ubersite.com/m/95651
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-07-10 13:53:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Hmmm...
I really liked the beats but I didn't care for the distortion on the keyboard. It didn't quite fit, in my opinion, and it was far to New Wave-retro. I could have seen that keyboard sample being done differently, with more textured effects in the background. Of course, I'm terrible at layering strings, morracas, and far too many sounds into my work...
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-10 12:15:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/85449
Wow, Chris. You sure you want to go back to being an asshole, considering this little post?
If you are, I'm game. Just don't expect me to keep the gloves on.
Watch your fucking mouth.
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2007-07-10 05:43:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This seriously fucking sucked, SERIOUSLY. Don't give up your day job, music really isn't your thing.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-07-09 13:24:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Meh...could have used a more unusual core beat. I almost fell asleep waiting for the vocals to kick in. But then, techno isn't really my thing.
Still, +1 for effort...however little or much that may have been.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-09 12:19:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
sa-weet.
Submitted by Fatterrific (user info) at 2007-07-09 11:39:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-07-08 23:01:55 PDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Fatterrific (user info) at 2007-07-09 00:27:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Paying to shit in a hooker's mouth doesn't count, perv.
^^^^^^^^
Why not?...you counted my money, bitch.
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hahhahhaaaa, touche.
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-09 10:54:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by lover101 (user info) at 2007-07-09 10:44:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i dont have speakers at work so i didnt listen to this.
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I am thankful that people like you do not listen to my music.
Submitted by lover101 (user info) at 2007-07-09 10:44:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i dont have speakers at work so i didnt listen to this. i have too much of a life at home to get on uber just to hear this garbage.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-09 10:20:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
didn't listen to it, but +2 for your obsession with me
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-07-09 08:32:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
meh
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-09 08:16:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
predictable cut-and-paster/SPT extraordinaire below.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-07-09 02:01:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Fatterrific (user info) at 2007-07-09 00:27:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Paying to shit in a hooker's mouth doesn't count, perv.
^^^^^^^^
Why not?...you counted my money, bitch.
Submitted by Fatterrific (user info) at 2007-07-09 00:27:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-07-08 17:03:04 PDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I spend more than that to take a shit.
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Paying to shit in a hooker's mouth doesn't count, perv.
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-07-09 00:02:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yawn....
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-07-08 20:03:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I spend more than that to take a shit.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-07-08 18:52:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
$200? Wow, that is like TOTALLY obscene. Was it hard to choose between that bit of software and, say, a zeppelin, which you could EASILY afford with that kind of scratch?
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-08 18:14:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by charminglybeef (user info) at 2007-07-08 17:20:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Interesting. Did you do all those loops yourself?
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all the leads, fx and ambience is me, the main 'ride' drumline is a loop from someone else.
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-07-08 17:52:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was neat, btw.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2007-07-08 17:24:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
CRUMPLE-TASTIC!
Submitted by eatyourvitamins (user info) at 2007-07-08 17:20:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
You paid for software.....
Submitted by charminglybeef (user info) at 2007-07-08 17:20:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Interesting. Did you do all those loops yourself?
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-07-08 17:00:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck that typo! Da,mn@e|$$D!
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-07-08 16:59:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Neends more moneyshot!
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2007-07-08 16:59:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Just spend your money on the software, don't actually use it.
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-08 16:53:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-07-08 16:48:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
file size is too big you cunt.
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i fuckin laughed.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-07-08 16:50:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-07-08 16:48:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
file size is too big you cunt.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-07-08 16:45:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-08 16:44:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
needs more experima
hi, b!
Submitted by PhillipTheGreat (user info) at 2007-07-08 16:40:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Reason is a really good program.