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Submitted by gina (View user info) at 2007-07-08 19:46:26 EDT


So my boyfriend and I are breaking up, and yes, I'm falling apart, and yes, I'm tragically in love with him.

But he said some things to me this morning that have got me tied up in knots, and I can only agree with him.

Imagine that I was leaving him because I wanted to have a baby, and he didn't. I could say that my body was crying out to have kids. My biological imperative was kicking in, every cell in me was banging on my cerebellum and demanding that I get knocked up and squeeze one out. I think women understand this feeling. Its like hunger, or a chocolate craving, or heartbreak. It's like that sickly stomach, hot water poured over your spine agony where you walk in circles and cry and generally act irrational. Anyway, that's what it was like for a girlfriend of mine. And I can understand it, being one of those unlucky girls who pretty much freaks out once a month.

So my point is, that we generally forgive this sort of irrationality. We call it "natural" or the miracle of the woman's biology: her innate imperative to want to procreate, to have babies. Often, we even smile on it, and look down on the men who can't deal: the ones who run away once their significant others start to hear that clock ticking. And I would even be JUSTIFIED, sociologically speaking, in leaving him. After all, I want babies, he doesn't. I'm outa here. Right?

Okay, but that's not what's happening. What's happening is that HIS biological imperative is kicking in. (You're just going to have to take my word for it that he loves me. I truly believe he does.) Meaning, he is a weeping mess, he walks in circles and acts irrational, he goes to the gym twice a day, he doesn't eat and is very touchy and moody. But HIS biological imperative has every cell in his body baning on his cerebellum and demanding that he go out and get laid.

Now stick with me on this. I've tried to be really open minded, tried to be an understanding girlfriend. But he won't do it, and it's fucking him up. He is sooo commited to this monogomy (his parents are still together after 40 years of marriage) that he thinks it is unethical and will ruin our relationship, and he might be right, I can't say.

The problem is, he is really good looking, has an amazing body (again, gym 13 times a week) makes a boat load of cash and is generally really attractive to the opposite sex. Add to this that his biology, again, his biological imperative, is screaming at him to accept the offers that are being thrown at him by other women, and he won't. He is too commited. So now, he literally can't sleep, he's losing weight, he gets quiet and sullen. And it has destroyed us.

So how is it that we smile on my biological imperative, my need to procreate; but we frown on his? How come my need to pass on my genetic material is viewed as natural and beautiful, but a philandering man is unethical and weak? Honestly, I'm asking, because it's cost me the best man I've ever known.

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Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2007-07-11 14:28:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-11 11:46:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

one should always be at peace...if you want to fuck people, you shouldn't be a relationship, if you want to build a family, you should find someone according to that goal.

it's simple. like i have an urge to -2 this shit post and i will do so to remain at peace.

-2

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:57:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Oh for fuck's sake what is this crap?

I think it's time for you, your idiot friend, and this guy who is probably gay to come down out of the goddamn trees and at least pretend that you're somewhat evolved.

And for the love of the human race none of you should procreate.


Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2007-07-10 17:33:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

why not just put out and use a rubbeR?

Submitted by Girlwithaclue (user info) at 2007-07-10 16:59:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Grab him by the hair, throw him down on all fours, strap on your penis and fuck him like the bronco he wants to be!

If that doesn't work.... Rinse and repeat!

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2007-07-10 14:41:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2007-07-10 09:01:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Why not send this to dear abbey?
==========
HA

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-10 14:17:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-07-10 14:08:09 EDT (#)
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A.) She cries because her husband hits her.

B.) I wasn't even an accident, I was a should have never happened. Someone had sex w/ my mom after she passed out at a party and 9 mos later I came out. Thats not an attempt at a joke or anything, thats literally what happened. So no, Daddy doesnt love me. How can he when he doesnt know I exist?

C.) bad poem and a haircut eh? How do you know I don't already have the haircut? =)

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Ok, I've totally changed my mind about you.

I look forward to delving further into your interesting little psyche... but now I need to work.


Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-07-10 14:08:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

A.) She cries because her husband hits her.

B.) I wasn't even an accident, I was a should have never happened. Someone had sex w/ my mom after she passed out at a party and 9 mos later I came out. Thats not an attempt at a joke or anything, thats literally what happened. So no, Daddy doesnt love me. How can he when he doesnt know I exist?

C.) bad poem and a haircut eh? How do you know I don't already have the haircut? =)

Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2007-07-10 13:49:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Good lord.

Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-07-10 11:25:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-07-09 15:36:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-07-08 20:21:44 PDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2007-07-08 23:14:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Start bringing home other chicks for threesomes. Everything will work itself out.

Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2007-07-10 09:01:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Why not send this to dear abbey?

Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2007-07-10 09:00:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-10 01:10:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2007-07-10 00:05:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Jeez, what happened to rob berg? He's such an Internet tough guy now. The casual swearing is a nice touch, very realistic! This reminds me of that "Gilligan's Island" episode where Mary Ann wishes she was like Ginger, then she falls and hits her head and thinks she IS Ginger. Except Mary Ann is rob and Ginger is Adamdidit2u.

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oh I can huff and puff with the best of 'em...

I mean we can't have these people gallivanting around here like kangaroos, can we?


Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2007-07-10 00:05:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Jeez, what happened to rob berg? He's such an Internet tough guy now. The casual swearing is a nice touch, very realistic! This reminds me of that "Gilligan's Island" episode where Mary Ann wishes she was like Ginger, then she falls and hits her head and thinks she IS Ginger. Except Mary Ann is rob and Ginger is Adamdidit2u.

Submitted by Bohme (user info) at 2007-07-09 21:41:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-07-09 19:00:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You know whats really neat? Psychological conditioning. Did you know with absolute mental discipline you can condition yourself for anything? For example I set out about 5 years ago to destroy any sexual lusting I experience. Dont confuse this with an utter inability to become aroused. Such is not the case. I can look at a woman and tell if she is physically attractive. If the situation winds up right, I will probably sleep with her too. What I did was destroy my incentive to attempt to procreate. I view it as a weakness. The needing or longing for another human being's companionship as a life partner, to me is weakness. The instinctual need to spread your seed in a mating partner you deem "acceptable" (Or catch a seed from a partner, pending your gender) I also view as weakness.

[ words ]

I can never fall prey to that which eats at your soul, and I am a better person for it. In my own personal opinion.

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Apparently, you have succeeded where I have failed. Perhaps I lack willpower.


Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-09 21:11:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-07-09 20:14:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Do you even know what an Eunuch is/was?

I never had my heart broken. I do not yearn for the love of another person because it seems to me, that it is a vulnerability with associated high risk factors not worth having. Not just emotionally. To many times I've seen/heard of people getting the raw deal in court battles. I've seen guys get restraining orders barring them from entering their own homes. Bought, paid for, and solely in their name. However due to the way it worked out in court. They get kicked out and end up living in their cars / motels. While their estranged wife keeps the house the car and gets child support + alimony.


I will never be in their position because I will not allow myself to fall into a position of vulnerability like that. If you feel the need to procreate, do so. I don't recommend being a fool and falling for the notion of love though. To much risk with not enough payout.

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Do you HONESTLY think you are fooling anyone with this drivel?

You are a bad poem and a haircut away from 'the cutting'.



ps - Your Dad did love you - he just never liked you because yer a pretentious pain in the ass.

oh, and it's your fault your mom cries.


Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-07-09 21:06:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-07-09 20:14:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Do you even know what an Eunuch is/was?

I never had my heart broken. I do not yearn for the love of another person because it seems to me, that it is a vulnerability with associated high risk factors not worth having. Not just emotionally. To many times I've seen/heard of people getting the raw deal in court battles. I've seen guys get restraining orders barring them from entering their own homes. Bought, paid for, and solely in their name. However due to the way it worked out in court. They get kicked out and end up living in their cars / motels. While their estranged wife keeps the house the car and gets child support + alimony.


I will never be in their position because I will not allow myself to fall into a position of vulnerability like that. If you feel the need to procreate, do so. I don't recommend being a fool and falling for the notion of love though. To much risk with not enough payout.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-09 19:44:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-07-09 19:00:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You know whats really neat? Psychological conditioning. Did you know with absolute mental discipline you can condition yourself for anything? For example I set out about 5 years ago to destroy any sexual lusting I experience. Dont confuse this with an utter inability to become aroused. Such is not the case. I can look at a woman and tell if she is physically attractive. If the situation winds up right, I will probably sleep with her too. What I did was destroy my incentive to attempt to procreate. I view it as a weakness. The needing or longing for another human being's companionship as a life partner, to me is weakness. The instinctual need to spread your seed in a mating partner you deem "acceptable" (Or catch a seed from a partner, pending your gender) I also view as weakness.


Its really quite astounding to enter into a club or bar setting and watch people behave. We as a species who lay claim to the monuments of mathematics and sciences. Languages and Arts. Technology and Economy. We are not above the instinctual activities of beasts. For example you can see mating dances in almost every facet of life. You can see pecking orders established by more then just physical strength. One's abilities in a game of pool, will establish that person in a pool hall he frequents.

Its to late for this person, as love is a binding poison. Once its hidden nectars are sampled, one can never reject it entirely. One braves the seas of pain, sorrow, and lonesomeness. All in a possibly fruitless quest to regain that sensation. Its almost a drug if you think about it in the right terms of logic.

Purge yourself of this weakness before its too late. You'll be glad you did when you pre-emptively catch women trying to take advantage of you at a bar by using their looks and your lust to suit their own ends. Compasion, Love, Companionship, and Empathy are all weaknesses. Purge them. I give kudos when I see others selflessly help out someone, but I will never put myself at risk, disadvantage, or any sort of vulnerability at the hands of another person. I'm comfortable and content inside my walls around my heart.


Hell it only takes about 3 or 4 times to destroy the weakness that is the lonesomeness you feel at night when you're laying in bed by yourself without someone to hug. 3 or 4 good times of berating yourself and bringing your heart to heel to the command of your dominating willpower, and that weakness is gone and you actually prefer to be alone.



I can never fall prey to that which eats at your soul, and I am a better person for it. In my own personal opinion.

---

You had your widdle heart broken and now yer a psychologically conditioned eunuch?

Fuck off.

'Pretending' you don't want to be loved is utterly pathetic. I don't know what young lady/boy managed to fuck you over - but this pseudo-intellectual positioning is lame.


...um, oh yeah to the actual poster of this 'Dear Abby' silly bullshit:

http://www.amazon.com/Hes-Just-That-Into-Understanding/dp/068987474X


My work here is done.


Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-07-09 19:00:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You know whats really neat? Psychological conditioning. Did you know with absolute mental discipline you can condition yourself for anything? For example I set out about 5 years ago to destroy any sexual lusting I experience. Dont confuse this with an utter inability to become aroused. Such is not the case. I can look at a woman and tell if she is physically attractive. If the situation winds up right, I will probably sleep with her too. What I did was destroy my incentive to attempt to procreate. I view it as a weakness. The needing or longing for another human being's companionship as a life partner, to me is weakness. The instinctual need to spread your seed in a mating partner you deem "acceptable" (Or catch a seed from a partner, pending your gender) I also view as weakness.


Its really quite astounding to enter into a club or bar setting and watch people behave. We as a species who lay claim to the monuments of mathematics and sciences. Languages and Arts. Technology and Economy. We are not above the instinctual activities of beasts. For example you can see mating dances in almost every facet of life. You can see pecking orders established by more then just physical strength. One's abilities in a game of pool, will establish that person in a pool hall he frequents.

Its to late for this person, as love is a binding poison. Once its hidden nectars are sampled, one can never reject it entirely. One braves the seas of pain, sorrow, and lonesomeness. All in a possibly fruitless quest to regain that sensation. Its almost a drug if you think about it in the right terms of logic.

Purge yourself of this weakness before its too late. You'll be glad you did when you pre-emptively catch women trying to take advantage of you at a bar by using their looks and your lust to suit their own ends. Compasion, Love, Companionship, and Empathy are all weaknesses. Purge them. I give kudos when I see others selflessly help out someone, but I will never put myself at risk, disadvantage, or any sort of vulnerability at the hands of another person. I'm comfortable and content inside my walls around my heart.


Hell it only takes about 3 or 4 times to destroy the weakness that is the lonesomeness you feel at night when you're laying in bed by yourself without someone to hug. 3 or 4 good times of berating yourself and bringing your heart to heel to the command of your dominating willpower, and that weakness is gone and you actually prefer to be alone.



I can never fall prey to that which eats at your soul, and I am a better person for it. In my own personal opinion.

Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2007-07-09 17:59:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Couple things...

The bringing home other chicks thing, as a typical male, I'm supposed to agree with. And I do. You should give that a shot, and if it makes things worse, oh well... it was going to shit anyways. It has a higher likelyhood of fixing things... and you get to try out that bisexuality you've been wanting to try since puberty.

Secondly, whoever said he probably already cheated, and is racked with guilt, is wrong. That's not how it works. You feel guilt for about 30 seconds... and that's it. You don't lose weight over the guilt, or feel depression about it... you either vow that you'll never do it again, or decide that it wasn't as evil as you thought it would be... and do it again.

Thirdly.... try the threesome thing. Final answer.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-07-09 15:36:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-07-08 20:21:44 PDT (#)
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Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2007-07-08 23:14:48 EDT (#)
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Start bringing home other chicks for threesomes. Everything will work itself out.

Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2007-07-09 14:27:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/100208

Submitted by shmack92 (user info) at 2007-07-09 10:20:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

lose some weight

Submitted by august_sobriquet (user info) at 2007-07-09 09:47:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Biologically speaking, women don't want just any old man's seed anyway. Following the logic here, it is natural for women to cheat as well. If a woman is just looking for the best possible genetic combination to pass along to the next generation, what is the harm in that?

The difference we have in our relationships is a mental dedication to faithfullness, which should be comfortable and pleasant in the right circumstances. It is a tough on to figure out. I'm not that smart, but it seems like there are many reasons not to be in a monagamous relationship if one is a strong and self sustaining person. I guess it all depends on what is a stronger pleasure or motivation- security and familiarity or sex and excitement.

Our society is hedonistic in many sets. Deciding to settle down and have children is one thing. That is where this idea of monagamy and dedication is a solid and practical one. It is just not the life for some people.

Personally, it is too risky to sleep around and I enjoy company and the guarantee of sex. Or I don't like to be alone. Either way.


Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-07-09 09:31:31 EDT (#)
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and also, just because he wants to spread his seed doesn't necessarily mean he wants a kid. he might just like the gardening.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-07-09 09:28:22 EDT (#)
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sorry kid. if he really wants to fuck other people that much he probably doesn't love you romantically any more.

honeymoon = over.

Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2007-07-09 09:17:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I agree with Merlina, How old are you both?

This need to hump is powerful but it's bullshit. a man CAN override the urges.
There is something else going on here. We are missing a piece of the puzzle.

All kidding aside the gay issue might be real. Good looking... at the gym alot with the guys....
that could be the stife you see in him.

If you have a gay friend of yours check him out. They can tell, its gaydar.

Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2007-07-09 05:29:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I think you make a damn good point. It goes back to our animal instincts, Men want to fuck as many women as possible / spread their seed. Whereas woman want to latch onto one man and have his babies.

It's a shame that women acting on this instinct are seen as faithful womanly creatures, while men who even consider acting on this are seen as dishonest, sleezy, perverts.

It's a real shame in this "equal" society we live in. Woman should be seen as sluts for wanting babies. - That'd fix a number of problems.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-09 03:33:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

P.S Show me your hole

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-09 03:32:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

-8

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-07-09 03:16:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Can I ask how old you both are?


Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-07-09 01:11:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I feel our pain I really do, but if you want to keep your man ou need only do on thing, become the freak in the sack that every man is looking for, it will keep his lower head happy, and his upper head clear to focus on one thing, loving you

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-07-09 01:03:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

do you post once every six months on purpose?

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-07-09 00:18:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

ugh

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-07-08 23:21:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2007-07-08 23:14:48 EDT (#)
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Start bringing home other chicks for threesomes. Everything will work itself out.


Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-07-08 23:09:30 EDT (#)
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PMS is not the same as the desire for motherhood, and the need for good sex is not gender-specific.

I suggest a threeway.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-07-08 23:20:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i'll help you make some babies.

just don't expect me to stick around and we'll be good.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-07-08 23:18:15 EDT (#)
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No Comment

Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2007-07-08 23:14:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Start bringing home other chicks for threesomes. Everything will work itself out.

Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-07-08 23:09:30 EDT (#)
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PMS is not the same as the desire for motherhood, and the need for good sex is not gender-specific.

I suggest a threeway.

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-07-08 22:33:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I think you're just a fucking idiot.

And beautiful people cheat.






I hope that helps.

Submitted by sir_cowman (user info) at 2007-07-08 22:18:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

hey, you dumb cunt, no one cares.

Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-07-08 21:48:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

"The way to get over someone is to get under someone else.."

-Cherry Poppin Daddies


====
Seriously, there's more at work here than what you're getting told by him. This sounds like a really fucked up attempt at bailing out added to with a bad excuse.

Also, whoever it was that mentioned the divorce diet is right. That's what happens.

I would also be willing to say he gave in already did someone else and the guilt along with a serious craving for another piece of it is what's really killing him.


Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2007-07-08 21:45:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

He's just trying to find the right words to tell you he's gay.

"I want to fuck other people...



...people with prostate glands".

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-07-08 21:33:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-07-09 11:27:27 EST (#)
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It's called MASTURBATION, kids.

Submitted by Bohme (user info) at 2007-07-09 11:12:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

So just start fucking each other then?


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A Healthy Combination of these two can keep your man faithful, and not be such a crying little pussy about it.

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-07-08 21:27:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

It's called MASTURBATION, kids.

Submitted by Bohme (user info) at 2007-07-08 21:12:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

So just start fucking each other then?

Submitted by Adam_Warlock (user info) at 2007-07-08 20:40:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

wrong

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-07-08 20:39:03 EDT (#)
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So you believe strongly in this extreme case of evidence for a biological imperative. You've offered to not only accept it, but possibly even facilitate it. This wonderful man with the perpetual hardon for some strange refuses to give in to his own desire, but apparently won't survive emotionally either way.

He may be a great man and you may love each other very much. But whether you're right about him, or he is a manipulator who has somehow convinced you this moral dilemma of his is actually genuine, it sounds like your relationship is doomed.

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-07-08 20:33:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Women's biological drive to bear children has historically lead to the survival of the species and is traditionally seen as a good thing (despite the obvious correlation between an increase in birth rate and overpopulation). People pooling their resources towards raising a child has also traditionally lead to the betterment of the species. Extramarital sex has traditionally led to jealousy and conflict, and has traditionally not been seen as a good thing.

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-07-08 20:25:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Wait till his roids kick in.

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-07-08 20:19:05 EDT (#)
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Did I mention I can't form a coherent sentence?

Anyway, I was being slightly unfair. His brain might actually work like that. Either way, you're still generalizing, and saying that all males are pricks because your boyfriend is, is ignorant.


Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-07-08 20:14:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by gina (user info) at 2007-07-08 20:04:47 EDT (#)
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You've missed my point. What I'm saying is that it is programmed into a man's biology to be sexually unsatisfied. Men produce buckets of spooge over thier lifetimes. Woman only produce several eggs. It makes sense, biologically speaking, for women to be more selective over their partners, and for men to want to shoot that stuff all over the place. My question is not about the mechanics of it, but rather about our view as a culture about it.

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So you're saying he's sexually unsatisfied when he's with you? And it's his brain's fault? I don't mean to be sound cruel, that just sounds like denial to me.

Submitted by PukingDog (user info) at 2007-07-08 20:13:59 EDT (#)
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Also he might be gay.

Submitted by PukingDog (user info) at 2007-07-08 20:13:12 EDT (#)
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1. Not your fault, he is responsible for being all fucked up.
2. What he is doing is known as the Divorce Diet. People do that when they get ready to leave.
3. It will ruin your relationship if he goes out and gets laid.

Sounds like you're young, so don't worry about it. You'll get over it eventually.

Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-08 20:13:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Oh I get it!

You must have thought we gave a fuck.

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-07-08 20:12:10 EDT (#)
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I'd hit it.

Submitted by gina (user info) at 2007-07-08 20:04:47 EDT (#)
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You've missed my point. What I'm saying is that it is programmed into a man's biology to be sexually unsatisfied. Men produce buckets of spooge over thier lifetimes. Woman only produce several eggs. It makes sense, biologically speaking, for women to be more selective over their partners, and for men to want to shoot that stuff all over the place. My question is not about the mechanics of it, but rather about our view as a culture about it.

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-07-08 19:55:54 EDT (#)
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Why are you making excuses for his being unsatisfied with you sexually, and you feeling like your life is meaningless? I'm sorry to say this, but it's not your brains' faults.


It could be one of these chemicals here that makes him so smart. Lisa,
maybe you should try some of this.

-- Homer Simpson
Bart the Genius