Oven and Heat (entry #1) (310 hits)
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Rating: 0.37 on 8 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Epistolary Contest Entry (View user info) at 2007-07-09 02:13:15 EDT
Dear Heat,
I can not wait till we meet again. The anticipation brewing within me is almost too much for any one Oven to handle. You do something special to me, it's like you complete me. Without you I am nothing but a cold steel shell, with no real purpose in the world. But when you're here, you ignite in me the passionate fires of a thousand suns. A fiery heat so intense, just thinking about it makes my burners warm. When you begin to glow inside of me it's as if all is right with the world, and nothing can break our perfect union. I want this feeling to last forever. I love you like the needle loved the spoon. I'll see you tonight my beautiful hunk of burning Heat.
Love,
The Oven
P.S. We're going to bake some cookies tonight ;)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-07-10 19:22:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-09 12:11:12 EDT (#)
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The needle loved the spoon? WHAT THE FUCK?
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If you like smack, absolutely.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2007-07-10 15:22:16 EDT (#)
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Very cute.
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2007-07-09 15:22:07 EDT (#)
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meh
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-09 12:11:12 EDT (#)
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The needle loved the spoon? WHAT THE FUCK?
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-07-09 08:40:17 EDT (#)
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the p.s. part is cute
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-09 08:20:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-07-09 08:09:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-07-09 06:07:41 EDT (#)
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