Table and Chair (entry #2) (275 hits)
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Submitted by Epistolary Contest Entry (View user info) at 2007-07-09 02:15:29 EDT
Dear Table,
I just had to write to thank you for such a wonderful time the other night. When you told me you were a professional athlete I had no idea how exciting your job was. I bet it would hurt anyone else to have those big wrestlers jumping on top of them, but not you, you stud. You are so much more of a man than that loser nightstand I used to date. He treated me terribly too, always leaving the remote on my cushion instead of carrying it himself.
Well, they say the best way to get over someone is to get under someone else, and I can't wait to get back under you. Even if I do have to share you with my three friends.
Love always,
Chair
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