RPM - Soups On, Bitches. (651 hits)
Category: Science & EnvironmentalRating: 1.55 on 26 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (View user info) at 2007-07-09 07:44:41 EDT
This makes a lot, but it sticks around for a good while, so you can eat on it - that's always a plus when you have guys around or illegal Mexicans living under your couch.
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1-1/2 lbs. - Boneless, Skinless Chicken Breast
16 oz. bag - Frozen White, Sweet Corn (C&W Petite White Corn is awesome)
2 lbs. - Red Potatoes
1 gal. - Whole Milk
½ sm. Jar - McCormick Thyme Leaves
4 tbsp - Old Bay
1 tbsp - Rosemary
½ tbsp - Garlic Powder
1 tbsp - Black Pepper
Season All
Olive Oil
Huge Ass Stew Pot with Lid
1. Cut chicken breast into bite sized pieces and sauté liberally with Season All in olive oil. Make sure you cook the chicken thoroughly, or Sally Mennella will come visit you, and everyone knows she's a cunt.
2. Strain oil from pan. Let chicken rest.
3. Wash red potatoes (unless you like dirt in your soup, and for God's sake DON'T USE DISH SOAP ON THE POTATOES) and cut them into bite sized pieces, leaving the skin on.
4. Put the cooked chicken, red potatoes, corn, milk, thyme, old bay, rosemary, garlic powder, and black pepper all together in the huge ass stew pot.
5. Stir and cover with lid.
6. Depending on your stove and how hot it is, you want this to cook on the lower side of
medium heat, stirring occasionally. Stirring and slowly heating this to a light boil is essential because the milk WILL stick to the bottom and chunk up on the top if you don't. It's gross, don't let that happen. Patience is of the utmost importance to homemade soup, so don't be surprised when this takes awhile.
7. Cook until the potatoes are done to your personal liking. I like mine a tad on the firm side.
8. Gorge self.
***Note: All the ingredients are approximates (except the milk and corn quantities), so feel free to add more or cut back on spices and the amounts of chicken and potatoes to get to the consistency and taste you like. This is just how I like it, and it's my soup, so suck it. Good cooking is never an exact science.
***Recommendation: Use a wooden spoon for God's sake, plastic spoons are teh ghey. Baguettes and butter go wonderfully with this.
User Reviews
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-17 08:44:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
SOUP SOUP SOUP A DOOP SOUP A DOOP A DOOP
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-07-15 11:28:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I made this recipe last evening. "Amazingly amazing", to quote one of my favorite book-type fictional characters. Thanks for this.
Sent you an email.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-12 09:10:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
MWAH!!
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-07-10 11:02:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-07-09 18:58:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This sounds delicious.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-07-09 17:29:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm just +2'ing all the RPM entries really.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-07-09 16:43:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2007-07-09 15:17:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2007-07-09 14:28:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-07-09 13:44:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-07-09 12:38:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Who the fuck makes soup with MILK?
MILK is for coffee and cereal!
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-07-09 11:15:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-07-09 11:00:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
nice..
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-07-09 09:22:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I DEMAND THE CRAB DIP RECIPE!!
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-07-09 09:19:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you can drink beer with a soup spoon.
a bar game:
who is faster
one, drinking a beer(1/2 litre)using a soup spoon
or another, eating a dry dinner roll (proximately 15cm long)
you'd think the roll, but you'd be wrong...
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-09 08:36:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Soup is a hot drink! Which you drink using a spoon!! It all makes no sense, plus its hot and burns your mouth!!
Why
Why
Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Help me Hilarity, I maybe suffering from soup ignorance, I demand a post on the virtues of soup.
I did have a bad experience with soup once, it burnt me somewhere that hurts :(
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-07-09 08:28:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dude, my crab dip is the crowning glory of all recipes and would just embarrass any past, present, and future recipes posted.
I can't do that to the other Uberers. It's just not fair.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-07-09 08:27:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Still keeping the MD Crab Dip recipe a secret, huh?
[whittles poison-tip blow dart]
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-07-09 08:26:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Souper.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-07-09 08:14:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bitch cooked me!
got a recipe for rabbit?
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-07-09 08:13:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
weep.
How can you NOT like soup?! Eating soup year-round is perfectly acceptable.
p.s. Skrap, hope you and wifey enjoy :)
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-09 08:04:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I dont like soup but I like you
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-07-09 07:59:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This will be tomorrow evening's menu. I am gratified.
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-07-09 07:54:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is not fair, it's gonna be at least another 5 months before I get back from Iraq and can eat real food agian.
*Cries like a little girl*
*Is also hungry*
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-07-09 07:50:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is a good recipe for student types
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-07-09 07:47:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
looks good.
we don't have mexicans here, we have ukranians.
will add sauerkraut and red beets so the ukes will like it.