Underwear (Boxers, Panties, etc.) and What's in Them (entry #2) (473 hits)
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Rating: 1.27 on 12 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Epistolary Contest Entry (View user info) at 2007-07-09 08:07:00 EDT
Oh Penis where art thou?
As I lay here crumpled upon thy floor, not residing in my drawer.
I reflect on last night, and the ones afore. The girls we meet, they call them whores.
The stains you forsake of which man doth make, are welcome at my door.
The beauty of thy purple face, your veins more elegant than lace. To see again I shout encore! Encore!
My mission in life, to be thy cotton wife. A task of any other I would abhor.
So please my phallic friend, relieve me from my anguish, and put me on once more.
Longingly Yours
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-07-10 19:29:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-07-10 05:57:29 EDT (#)
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I prefered it to the cucumber one
Submitted by charminglybeef (user info) at 2007-07-09 23:01:31 EDT (#)
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I'll show my brutishness -- what the heck am I missing in the rhyming scheme here?
This read awkwardly and rhymed similarly.
I almost put my vote to the cucumber in the tube sock.
Admit it, that's funny.
And it doesn't fail at poetry.
*wink*
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2007-07-09 15:31:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-09 12:13:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2007-07-09 09:45:49 EDT (#)
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heh
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-07-09 09:29:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
cough
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-07-09 09:17:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-09 08:49:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-07-09 08:43:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-09 08:35:16 EDT (#)
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Auto +2 Crumpled.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-07-09 08:13:42 EDT (#)
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