Round 1 Contents (1306 hits)
Category: NoneLabels: EpistolaryWritingContest
Rating: 0.53 on 68 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Epistolary Contest Entry (View user info) at 2007-07-09 08:21:27 EDT
Oven and Heat:
Entry 1
http://www.ubersite.com/m/109945
Entry 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/109946
Table and Chair:
Entry 1
http://www.ubersite.com/m/109947
Entry 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/109948
Mirror and Reflection:
Entry 1
http://www.ubersite.com/m/109949
Entry 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/109950
Underwear (Boxers, Panties, etc.) and What's in Them:
Entry 1
http://www.ubersite.com/m/109960
Entry 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/109961
Potato and Potato Skin:
Entry 1
http://www.ubersite.com/m/109962
Entry 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/109963
There was also an automatic forfeit in Round 1. A contestant didn't submit an entry. Therefore, the highest earning post in this round will get a bye with the forfeit's partner.
User Reviews
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-07-10 15:10:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Two entries got more than ten votes. Fail.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2007-07-10 11:33:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I dont think i like this contest
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-10 10:28:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Not really many people voting..... but we still have the Judges decision.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2007-07-10 10:25:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is POOP!
I'm still losing.
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-07-10 09:29:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I grow weary of your attempts to disparage my character
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-10 09:26:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I mean HBTS..............such a rubbish alter!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-10 09:26:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Rooster, you are even worse than me.
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-07-10 09:21:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-07-10 09:01:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Did i win yet?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-10 05:39:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What Darko says, he shall get.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-07-09 17:28:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I think you should uberboard either this post or your label thingy of all related posts.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-07-09 16:18:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ha.
and weep.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-07-09 15:20:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE!
(you know why)
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-07-09 15:00:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Negroe -
Don't worry, I got your back.
Love,
Whip
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-07-09 13:44:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-09 13:09:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's all good Miss Strawberry.
The sun is shining, birds singing!
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-07-09 12:35:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It's actually not, but stupid people keep asking stupid questions.
:)
I guess I'm being a little bitchy today.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-09 12:03:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This contest is going really badly, huh.
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-07-09 11:29:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
My typo makes that more hilarious.
In my defense, I'm at work trying to type and think with a bunch of people talking.
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-07-09 11:26:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-07-09 08:57:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
When does voting end? Also can u vote for your own and enemies, oops i mean peers, posts?
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Voting ends on Tuesday at 7pm Uber Time.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/109752#2459320
You can vote for your friends/enemies/peers, etc. (judges cannot vote even if they aren't judging the round in question).
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2007-07-09 10:54:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I think the posts are anonymous to the judges too.
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Yes they are.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-09 11:13:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
well, you certainly made this contest as complicated as you possibly fucking could.
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It's not complicated. It's like UM with judges putting in 50% of the vote.
I do, however, apologize for forgetting the Ubersite is full of a bunch of NURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRs.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-09 11:20:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
now all you have to do is stretch it out for something like 9 months to take that prestigious timespan award away as well.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-09 11:13:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
well, you certainly made this contest as complicated as you possibly fucking could.
congrats on upstaging UberMadnessIV in that regard!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-09 11:03:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
plus i have no idea what a circle jerk is.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-09 11:02:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Im going before Miss Berry comes and whips me off this post and fallen, this circle shall prevail.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2007-07-09 11:00:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
This is by far the smallest circle-jerk in the history of Uber.
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-07-09 10:59:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Im bored
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-07-09 10:58:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-09 09:50:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
These entries will be harshly rated as everything is on Uber. But soon the judges will cast their knowing eyes over the entries and justice shall prevail.
P-man you have hope.
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Hope is good, I can handle hope
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-09 10:55:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
O well its down to the quality of writing :(
We are screwed.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2007-07-09 10:54:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I think the posts are anonymous to the judges too.
you can stop blowing them now.
They are wonderful though.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-09 10:43:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Exactly.
I love those judges, do you know they write the best posts I have ever seen on this site.
hehe
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-07-09 10:41:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I think berry would have to blow bart for that to happen.
Everybody wins!
Remember, judges votes are worth half so no need to sabotage your opponents.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2007-07-09 10:36:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Thats all fine and dandy but I'm presently losing.
must...resist...urge..to...-2...my...opponent
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-09 10:33:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
mayeb that could be the prize..............If Darko wins he gets his ratings back............
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-07-09 10:31:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I take no pride in my inability to rate any of the posts in this competition however.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-09 10:30:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think only the Judges are not allowed to vote, for everyone else it is fine.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2007-07-09 10:30:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ok. so that's two of us.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-07-09 10:26:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I take great pride in reviewing and rating none of the posts in this competition.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2007-07-09 10:12:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Unless something happened since I last looked, the only people reviewing the posts are the people in the contest.
Thats not right! and yes it's suposed to be a secret.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-09 09:50:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
These entries will be harshly rated as everything is on Uber. But soon the judges will cast their knowing eyes over the entries and justice shall prevail.
P-man you have hope.
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-07-09 09:47:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-09 09:39:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
dunno, some of the entries are good......
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Yeah, they are. Looks like I'm not getting past the first round. WOO *weep HOO.... go me...
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-09 09:39:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
dunno, some of the entries are good......
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-07-09 09:32:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
this is gonna be like hatemadeness where it's just one round, isn't it?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-09 09:30:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I am there, gayboy.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-09 09:27:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
get onto your post i have messaged you on or we will get in trouble for camping on a post again!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-09 09:26:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What the fuck? I didn't know this was supposed to be a fucking secret.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-09 09:24:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
shhh HBTS please, lets just leave it now.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-09 09:23:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-07-09 14:06:15 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
Has HBTS +2 his own?
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Yes, what of it, alter of EI?
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-07-09 09:22:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
why shush? it's not like anyone else has rated so far.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-09 09:21:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
To be fair he gave it away himself.
But lets shush now!
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-07-09 09:18:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-07-09 09:15:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
who cares if you +2 your own post?
seems much much worse to talk about it this way and give away who's who.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-07-09 09:15:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
who cares if you +2 your own post?
seems much much worse to talk about it this way and give away who's who.
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-07-09 09:11:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Shhh? I want justice Dammit!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-09 09:10:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
shhhhhhhhh
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-07-09 09:07:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
daddy drank
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6492630604439746136
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-07-09 09:06:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Has HBTS +2 his own?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-09 09:03:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Thats because mine is shit but you still should +2 it, but shhh dont tell anyone as im sure this is meant to be anonymous!!
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-07-09 09:02:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I know which one is yours EI
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-09 09:01:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
However somebody just +2 their own!
booooooo
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-07-09 09:00:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
DADDY DRINKS BECAUSE YOU GET ALL BUTT-HURT, BERRY
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-09 08:59:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well I dont want anyone to know which one mine is!! but guys, remember the worst is the best!!!!!!
I would feel bad -2 a post just so I won anyway.
So I say no.
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-07-09 08:57:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
When does voting end? Also can u vote for your own and enemies, oops i mean peers, posts?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-09 08:46:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
SaWEET.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-09 08:31:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good idea batman.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-07-09 08:28:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-07-09 08:27:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-07-09 08:26:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-07-09 08:24:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This keeps removing its own entries from the front page, because you/it suck.
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No shit Monty, you fucking prick. I already said that would happen and that is why this post exists. Run along.
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OWNED!
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-07-09 08:27:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-07-09 13:26:28 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-07-09 08:24:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This keeps removing its own entries from the front page, because you/it suck.
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No shit Monty, you fucking prick. I already said that would happen and that is why this post exists. Run along.
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Word
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-07-09 08:26:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-07-09 08:24:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This keeps removing its own entries from the front page, because you/it suck.
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No shit Monty, you fucking prick. I already said that would happen and that is why this post exists. Run along.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-07-09 08:24:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This keeps removing its own entries from the front page, because you/it suck.