RPM The Easiest Meal (551 hits)
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Submitted by Indoninja (View user info) at 2007-07-09 12:22:08 EDT
All you need to do is tenderize the meat a little and she will start cooking great food right away...
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-07-10 11:12:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Meh, funny idea, but could have been executed better...
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-07-10 10:46:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-07-10 10:15:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-07-10 09:47:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Three women, a white woman, an asian woman and a samoan woman attended a support group to get their husbands to help around the house more.
The therapist said to them, 'go home and stop doing the washing, dishes, cleaning etc... for three days and tell me what happens.
Well after three days they all get together again and share their stories;
The white woman said 'well on the first day I saw nothing, but by the second day he was cleaning the whole house!
The asian woman said 'Me too, first day, nothing, second day, he was doing the wasing.
The samoan woman said 'well on the first day I saw nothing, the second day, I saw nothing, but by the third day I could see a little bit out of my left eye.
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i am going to have to add this to my dinner party joke selection.
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Oh yea, I've been dining out on this one for MONTHS.
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2007-07-10 10:26:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Smack my bitch up!
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-07-10 10:15:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-07-10 09:47:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Three women, a white woman, an asian woman and a samoan woman attended a support group to get their husbands to help around the house more.
The therapist said to them, 'go home and stop doing the washing, dishes, cleaning etc... for three days and tell me what happens.
Well after three days they all get together again and share their stories;
The white woman said 'well on the first day I saw nothing, but by the second day he was cleaning the whole house!
The asian woman said 'Me too, first day, nothing, second day, he was doing the wasing.
The samoan woman said 'well on the first day I saw nothing, the second day, I saw nothing, but by the third day I could see a little bit out of my left eye.
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i am going to have to add this to my dinner party joke selection.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-07-10 09:47:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Three women, a white woman, an asian woman and a samoan woman attended a support group to get their husbands to help around the house more.
The therapist said to them, 'go home and stop doing the washing, dishes, cleaning etc... for three days and tell me what happens.
Well after three days they all get together again and share their stories;
The white woman said 'well on the first day I saw nothing, but by the second day he was cleaning the whole house!
The asian woman said 'Me too, first day, nothing, second day, he was doing the wasing.
The samoan woman said 'well on the first day I saw nothing, the second day, I saw nothing, but by the third day I could see a little bit out of my left eye.
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2007-07-10 05:32:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Pathetic.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2007-07-10 03:44:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
sir, watch your head because i'm going to have to place you in the back of my cruis...whoops!
sorry sir
sir, make sure your leg is clear because i have to close the doo...whoops!
sorry sir
my bad
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-07-10 03:22:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
isnt even funny
Submitted by darkwulffe (user info) at 2007-07-10 03:17:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, you already told her twice.
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What do you tell a woman who has been a victim of domestic violence?
You tell her to do the dishes if she knows what is good for her!
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-07-09 17:26:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Made me chuckle
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-07-09 16:42:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I have a black eye at the moment, it's actually pretty funny how people just always assume the worst.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-07-09 15:46:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
heh.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-07-09 14:01:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
RPM-FTW!
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-07-09 13:42:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-07-09 13:29:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I hate RPM
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-09 13:24:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I feel bad admiting I smiled and giggled and ROFL!!!!!!!!! Which means Rooted Our French Lodger.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-09 13:11:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Sorry it offended your delicate sensibilities.
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Very well, I accept your apology.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-07-09 12:44:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-09 12:39:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
clever.
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When compared with most of the lame recipes that are clogging the front page, yes it is.
Sorry it offended your delicate sensibilities.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-09 12:39:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
clever.
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2007-07-09 12:34:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I feel bad, but I laughed out loud at work, and people are now looking at me, even more strangely than before...
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-07-09 12:32:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ok, I actually laughed out loud at this.
here's your +2 you bastard.
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-07-09 12:24:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Ok this is like the bandwagon of doom....
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-07-09 12:23:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Bart: What religion are you?
Homer: You know, the one with all the well-meaning rules that don't
work out in real life, uh, Christianity.
Homerpalooza
Submitted by lover101 (user info) at 2007-07-09 12:23:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
no
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-07-09 12:22:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
for the record I hate RPM.