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-2 all u want pricks, this was so ironically funny I HAD to link it for u. (891 hits)

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Submitted by Zeglamancer <Zeglamancer.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2007-07-09 16:46:01 EDT


So you see on T.V. or hear in the news all the time about some high-tech robbers in full body suits with equiptment for breaking into safes and scrambling cameras or whatever failing at bank robberies.


Yet some enviably clever redneck with a hedge trimmer and a roll of duct-tape pulls off a bank heist, disgused as a fucking TREE???

http://wbztv.com/watercooler/local_story_188151230.html

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Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-07-12 08:04:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-07-10 11:37:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1


Although there wasn't much substance to this post, and I would have usually gone with a ZERO, you inspired so many bad tree puns that it's automatically been bumped to a +1...



Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-07-10 05:34:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

So...

Is the irony in the fact that he dressed like a tree and stole money made of paper?

Submitted by TheLightOfSpeed (user info) at 2007-07-10 03:08:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-07-10 07:02:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

The dude's already been caught. He shoulda used some fancier equipment.

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Like dog hair - run around saying woof.

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-07-10 02:48:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-07-09 16:49:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm Rooting for him.
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You are a great man.

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-07-10 02:39:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2



Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-09 21:07:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

They should have made the new Die Hard about this tree fellow, rather than whatever hacker they conjured up!

Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-07-09 21:06:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You are correct about that, however its not every day some tool robs a bank disgused as a tree... the people had to know that in our modern day technologically driven world. Someone got away with this.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-09 20:56:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-07-09 22:08:26 BST (#)
Ranking: 0

I am aware of the one per day unwritten rule. However when I read this story I couldn't resist... I mean honestly the dude got away with it, and its the most asinine plan you could think of.

"Its so idiotic it HAS to work!" probably ran through his mind. I mean honestly guys... take some tree branches from a park, duct tape them to yourself and go rob a bank? How does one even begin to come up with a plan like that? Let alone get away with it lmao...

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Fair enough, I suppose. It's not like you bumped a really good post off the front page for this. Still, a link and a few lines do not make a post.

Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-07-09 20:50:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I offered rebuttals for valid arguements. "-2dies" I dont really care about. The people who had an honest criticism I offered responses for.

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-07-09 20:43:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-07-09 16:54:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2007-07-09 16:53:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-07-09 16:49:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm Rooting for him.
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


I dont know if it is very ironic though.

I don't think that word means what you think it means.

Name that movie...
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PRINCESS BRIDE

INCONCIEVABLE!!!!

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My name is Inigo Montoya! You killed my father, prepare to die!

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-07-09 20:31:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Why do people say "-2 all you want" and then defend themselves when people -2 them?

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-07-09 17:54:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

shit....root was already done....

I wonder if he was listening to.....CYPRESS Hill.

bwahahahaha....


*dies*

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-07-09 17:47:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-07-09 17:45:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Oak-kay , who started all the tree puns?
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I agree....who is the root of all this nonsense?

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-07-09 17:45:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Oak-kay , who started all the tree puns?


Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-07-09 17:14:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-09 17:13:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


HE SHOULD BE CHARGED WITH TREESON!

Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-07-09 17:13:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

lol I read someone's reply saying he got caught. So I refreshed the link and checked for an update. I found something else thats sort of funny I guess.


The bank is on Elm street =P
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*dies*

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-09 17:13:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


HE SHOULD BE CHARGED WITH TREESON!


Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-07-09 17:13:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

lol I read someone's reply saying he got caught. So I refreshed the link and checked for an update. I found something else thats sort of funny I guess.


The bank is on Elm street =P

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2007-07-09 17:10:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Fair enough, in my opinion irony would have been if he had been killed by a falling tree leaving the bank...

Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-07-09 17:08:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I am aware of the one per day unwritten rule. However when I read this story I couldn't resist... I mean honestly the dude got away with it, and its the most asinine plan you could think of.

"Its so idiotic it HAS to work!" probably ran through his mind. I mean honestly guys... take some tree branches from a park, duct tape them to yourself and go rob a bank? How does one even begin to come up with a plan like that? Let alone get away with it lmao...



As for the irony part. If you were going for the double meaning of movie trivia + asking me the question of whats ironic about this.


The word irony literally means: contrast or an incongruity between what is stated and what is really meant, or between what is expected to happen and what actually does happen. Two kinds of irony are: 1) verbal irony, in which a writer or speaker says one thing and means something entirely different; and 2) dramatic irony in which a reader or audience member perceives something that a character in the story does not
library.thinkquest.org/23846/library/terms/


I guess considering how many diffrent meanings it really has I understand your confusion, I was going for the "between what is expected to happen and what actually does happen."

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-09 17:04:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

that is one brazen motherfucker

Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-07-09 17:02:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

The dude's already been caught. He shoulda used some fancier equipment.

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-07-09 17:02:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

boring myself now. I don't think I'll be very Poplar if I keep this up.

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-07-09 17:00:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'd live a life on the Beech with my stash.

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-07-09 16:59:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-07-09 16:49:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm Rooting for him

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best comment.

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-07-09 16:59:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Yew can bet he'll go to jail.

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-07-09 16:58:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

His wife would Twig if he came home with a bunch of cash.. surely?

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-09 16:57:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


His bark was worse than his bite.


Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-07-09 16:57:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Did he put the money in his trunk before driving off?

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-07-09 16:56:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

If he got caught with the money.. do you think he'd exclaim 'Its a plant gov'nor'

(i'm giving myself +2 for that one)

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-07-09 16:55:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Wood he get caught if he didn't go in disguise?

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-09 16:55:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-07-09 16:52:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-07-09 16:49:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Bean is coming in a close second for his reviews
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I always come a close second LM... I'm a gentleman like that.

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BA-doom - CHING.


Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-07-09 16:54:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2007-07-09 16:53:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-07-09 16:49:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm Rooting for him.
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


I dont know if it is very ironic though.

I don't think that word means what you think it means.

Name that movie...
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PRINCESS BRIDE

INCONCIEVABLE!!!!

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2007-07-09 16:53:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-07-09 16:49:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm Rooting for him.
-----------
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


I dont know if it is very ironic though.

I don't think that word means what you think it means.

Name that movie...

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-07-09 16:52:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-07-09 16:49:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Bean is coming in a close second for his reviews
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I always come a close second LM... I'm a gentleman like that.

Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2007-07-09 16:50:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-07-09 16:49:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Bean is coming in a close second for his reviews

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-07-09 16:49:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm out of tree jokes.

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-07-09 16:49:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm Rooting for him.

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-07-09 16:48:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I think he might branch out into bigger robberies.

Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-07-09 16:48:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This man is my hero

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-07-09 16:48:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh do leaf it alone.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-09 16:48:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Some rules.

1) One per day.

2) Post more than just a shitty link.

3) Die.


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