-2 all u want pricks, this was so ironically funny I HAD to link it for u. (1027 hits)
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Submitted by Zeglamancer <Zeglamancer.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2007-07-09 16:46:01 EDT
So you see on T.V. or hear in the news all the time about some high-tech robbers in full body suits with equiptment for breaking into safes and scrambling cameras or whatever failing at bank robberies.
Yet some enviably clever redneck with a hedge trimmer and a roll of duct-tape pulls off a bank heist, disgused as a fucking TREE???
http://wbztv.com/watercooler/local_story_188151230.html
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Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-07-12 08:04:12 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-07-10 11:37:05 EDT (#)
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Although there wasn't much substance to this post, and I would have usually gone with a ZERO, you inspired so many bad tree puns that it's automatically been bumped to a +1...
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-07-10 05:34:36 EDT (#)
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So...
Is the irony in the fact that he dressed like a tree and stole money made of paper?
Submitted by TheLightOfSpeed (user info) at 2007-07-10 03:08:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-07-10 07:02:27 EST (#)
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The dude's already been caught. He shoulda used some fancier equipment.
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Like dog hair - run around saying woof.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-07-10 02:48:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-07-09 16:49:13 EDT (#)
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I'm Rooting for him.
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You are a great man.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-07-10 02:39:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-09 21:07:16 EDT (#)
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They should have made the new Die Hard about this tree fellow, rather than whatever hacker they conjured up!
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-07-09 21:06:31 EDT (#)
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You are correct about that, however its not every day some tool robs a bank disgused as a tree... the people had to know that in our modern day technologically driven world. Someone got away with this.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-09 20:56:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-07-09 22:08:26 BST (#)
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I am aware of the one per day unwritten rule. However when I read this story I couldn't resist... I mean honestly the dude got away with it, and its the most asinine plan you could think of.
"Its so idiotic it HAS to work!" probably ran through his mind. I mean honestly guys... take some tree branches from a park, duct tape them to yourself and go rob a bank? How does one even begin to come up with a plan like that? Let alone get away with it lmao...
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Fair enough, I suppose. It's not like you bumped a really good post off the front page for this. Still, a link and a few lines do not make a post.
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-07-09 20:50:59 EDT (#)
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I offered rebuttals for valid arguements. "-2dies" I dont really care about. The people who had an honest criticism I offered responses for.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-07-09 20:43:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-07-09 16:54:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2007-07-09 16:53:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-07-09 16:49:13 EDT (#)
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I'm Rooting for him.
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I dont know if it is very ironic though.
I don't think that word means what you think it means.
Name that movie...
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Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-07-09 20:31:11 EDT (#)
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Why do people say "-2 all you want" and then defend themselves when people -2 them?
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-07-09 17:54:29 EDT (#)
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shit....root was already done....
I wonder if he was listening to.....CYPRESS Hill.
bwahahahaha....
*dies*
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-07-09 17:47:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-07-09 17:45:18 EDT (#)
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Oak-kay , who started all the tree puns?
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I agree....who is the root of all this nonsense?
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-07-09 17:45:18 EDT (#)
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Oak-kay , who started all the tree puns?
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-07-09 17:14:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-09 17:13:49 EDT (#)
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HE SHOULD BE CHARGED WITH TREESON!
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-07-09 17:13:17 EDT (#)
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lol I read someone's reply saying he got caught. So I refreshed the link and checked for an update. I found something else thats sort of funny I guess.
The bank is on Elm street =P
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*dies*
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-09 17:13:49 EDT (#)
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HE SHOULD BE CHARGED WITH TREESON!
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-07-09 17:13:17 EDT (#)
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lol I read someone's reply saying he got caught. So I refreshed the link and checked for an update. I found something else thats sort of funny I guess.
The bank is on Elm street =P
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2007-07-09 17:10:55 EDT (#)
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Fair enough, in my opinion irony would have been if he had been killed by a falling tree leaving the bank...
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-07-09 17:08:26 EDT (#)
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I am aware of the one per day unwritten rule. However when I read this story I couldn't resist... I mean honestly the dude got away with it, and its the most asinine plan you could think of.
"Its so idiotic it HAS to work!" probably ran through his mind. I mean honestly guys... take some tree branches from a park, duct tape them to yourself and go rob a bank? How does one even begin to come up with a plan like that? Let alone get away with it lmao...
As for the irony part. If you were going for the double meaning of movie trivia + asking me the question of whats ironic about this.
The word irony literally means: contrast or an incongruity between what is stated and what is really meant, or between what is expected to happen and what actually does happen. Two kinds of irony are: 1) verbal irony, in which a writer or speaker says one thing and means something entirely different; and 2) dramatic irony in which a reader or audience member perceives something that a character in the story does not
library.thinkquest.org/23846/library/terms/
I guess considering how many diffrent meanings it really has I understand your confusion, I was going for the "between what is expected to happen and what actually does happen."
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-09 17:04:15 EDT (#)
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that is one brazen motherfucker
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-07-09 17:02:27 EDT (#)
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The dude's already been caught. He shoulda used some fancier equipment.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-07-09 17:02:13 EDT (#)
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boring myself now. I don't think I'll be very Poplar if I keep this up.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-07-09 17:00:14 EDT (#)
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I'd live a life on the Beech with my stash.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-07-09 16:59:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-07-09 16:49:13 EDT (#)
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I'm Rooting for him
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best comment.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-07-09 16:59:17 EDT (#)
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Yew can bet he'll go to jail.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-07-09 16:58:08 EDT (#)
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His wife would Twig if he came home with a bunch of cash.. surely?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-09 16:57:20 EDT (#)
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His bark was worse than his bite.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-07-09 16:57:20 EDT (#)
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Did he put the money in his trunk before driving off?
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-07-09 16:56:08 EDT (#)
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If he got caught with the money.. do you think he'd exclaim 'Its a plant gov'nor'
(i'm giving myself +2 for that one)
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-07-09 16:55:17 EDT (#)
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Wood he get caught if he didn't go in disguise?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-09 16:55:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-07-09 16:52:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-07-09 16:49:53 EDT (#)
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Bean is coming in a close second for his reviews
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I always come a close second LM... I'm a gentleman like that.
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BA-doom - CHING.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-07-09 16:54:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2007-07-09 16:53:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-07-09 16:49:13 EDT (#)
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I'm Rooting for him.
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I dont know if it is very ironic though.
I don't think that word means what you think it means.
Name that movie...
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PRINCESS BRIDE
INCONCIEVABLE!!!!
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2007-07-09 16:53:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-07-09 16:49:13 EDT (#)
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I'm Rooting for him.
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I dont know if it is very ironic though.
I don't think that word means what you think it means.
Name that movie...
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-07-09 16:52:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-07-09 16:49:53 EDT (#)
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Bean is coming in a close second for his reviews
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I always come a close second LM... I'm a gentleman like that.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2007-07-09 16:50:16 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-07-09 16:49:53 EDT (#)
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Bean is coming in a close second for his reviews
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-07-09 16:49:45 EDT (#)
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I'm out of tree jokes.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-07-09 16:49:13 EDT (#)
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I'm Rooting for him.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-07-09 16:48:58 EDT (#)
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I think he might branch out into bigger robberies.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-07-09 16:48:41 EDT (#)
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This man is my hero
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-07-09 16:48:36 EDT (#)
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Oh do leaf it alone.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-09 16:48:35 EDT (#)
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Some rules.
1) One per day.
2) Post more than just a shitty link.
3) Die.