RPM Cookies... No-one has done Cookies yet?? (440 hits)
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Submitted by Cool Beans (View user info) at 2007-07-09 16:47:26 EDT
COOKIES!
I have just cooked these so I know this works.
What you will need
250 gms Self Raising Flour
175 gms Butter (or cheapo marg will do the trick)
50 gms Oats (Tesco blue stripe is just fine
175 gms Sugar
Chocolate/Cherries/Nuts/Raisins (what ever the damn takes you fancy bitches)
What you will need to do...
Mix the Sugar and the Butter together. Those that masturbate furiously can do this by hand (or those on a steroid diet), otherwise I suggest you use a hand held blender
Hand blenders can be found here -> http://search.ebay.co.uk/search/search.dll?from=R40&_trksid=m37&satitle=hand+blender
Add to this mixture the flour and the oats. Again... wankers can mix by hand... otherwise employ your recently purchased blender.
IF... and I do only mean IF the mixture has not come together in a lump... add a little milk until it does so.
ADD THE GOOD STUFF... DO IT DO IT NOW!!! CHOCOLATE CHOPPED INTO BITS... NUTS... RAISINS... SPIL YOUR GODDAM SELF.
(at any time add a spoonful of coco powder to make even more chocolatey and splended)
Mix further.
Heat the over to about 200 C and patt out the mixture into appropriate size and thickness cookies. Place the soon to be cookies onto a greased oven tray and bake bake bake.
10 minutes might do it, but who knows the mysteries of cooking.. leave them in there until your house smells good and the cookies are not frazzled.
Eat.
Cum.
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Submitted by maf54 (user info) at 2008-05-14 16:12:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-13 15:38:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by maf54 (user info) at 2008-05-13 08:30:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
My wife left me and i became an alcoholic cunt... someone call me a waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaambulance!!
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hahahahaha. Gee I wonder who that could have been?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Fucking tool.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-07-10 11:37:21 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-07-10 07:16:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-10 03:03:56 EDT (#)
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I WANT A MUFFIN RECIEPE!!! SOMEONE LISTEN!!!!!!!! MUFFIN WITH WHITE CHOCOLATE PIECES IN, HMMMM OK!!!
I CANT DO IT!!!!!!!!!!
But i do like Beans cookies.
His cookies bring all the rapists to the yard.
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You KNOW my cookies are down.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-10 03:03:56 EDT (#)
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I WANT A MUFFIN RECIEPE!!! SOMEONE LISTEN!!!!!!!! MUFFIN WITH WHITE CHOCOLATE PIECES IN, HMMMM OK!!!
I CANT DO IT!!!!!!!!!!
But i do like Beans cookies.
His cookies bring all the rapists to the yard.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-07-10 02:39:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-09 18:04:49 EDT (#)
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that picture makes me really, really, really fucking want a cookie right now.
too bad this poster is a fucking twat.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-09 17:42:57 EDT (#)
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no tease, posting it now
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-07-09 17:30:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-09 17:19:00 EDT (#)
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i will post my 4 chocolate/espresso cookie recipe to show you.
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This is not the first time you've teased me about these.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-09 17:28:37 EDT (#)
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coming soon. i have to finish typing it out.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-07-09 17:23:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-09 17:19:00 EDT (#)
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well maybe i was a little harsh...but i think bad for you foods should be nearly orgasmic. if you are going to partake in something you shouldn't, do it all the way, yes?
i will post my 4 chocolate/espresso cookie recipe to show you.
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Now we're talking.
I have to say mine are a little on the reserved side. Its my Englishness (!)
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-09 17:19:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-07-09 17:07:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-09 17:05:42 EDT (#)
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what a shitty cookie recipe
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Simple and to the point my man. They taste good. Why complicate them.
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well maybe i was a little harsh...but i think bad for you foods should be nearly orgasmic. if you are going to partake in something you shouldn't, do it all the way, yes?
i will post my 4 chocolate/espresso cookie recipe to show you.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-07-09 17:16:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-09 17:09:46 EDT (#)
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I know... personally, i use my hands or a potatoe masher.
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Wait... you make cookies?
We all expect some next time.
ALL_OF_US.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-07-09 17:16:05 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-09 17:09:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-07-09 17:04:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-09 17:01:50 EDT (#)
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this look fat as fuck and hand blenders are better to whip than mix. they spin so fast they raise everything in cream. ever tried to make mash potatoes with those things...they turn into a sticky substance that look like urethane isolation.
anyway...good post cuz cooking is teh fun.
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Its actually best to use the old fashioned type like this ->http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/KENWOOD-Electric-Hand-Mixer-250w-HM320_W0QQitemZ290135621546QQihZ019QQcategoryZ133700QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
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I know... personally, i use my hands or a potatoe masher.
i was talking about those small hand mixer, like this: http://www.theessentials.com/images/us/local/products/detail/M4642-569_dt.jpg
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-07-09 17:08:10 EDT (#)
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one of those hypothetical questions below.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-07-09 17:07:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-09 17:05:42 EDT (#)
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what a shitty cookie recipe
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Simple and to the point my man. They taste good. Why complicate them.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-09 17:05:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
what a shitty cookie recipe
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-07-09 17:04:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-09 17:01:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this look fat as fuck and hand blenders are better to whip than mix. they spin so fast they raise everything in cream. ever tried to make mash potatoes with those things...they turn into a sticky substance that look like urethane isolation.
anyway...good post cuz cooking is teh fun.
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Its actually best to use the old fashioned type like this ->http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/KENWOOD-Electric-Hand-Mixer-250w-HM320_W0QQitemZ290135621546QQihZ019QQcategoryZ133700QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-09 17:01:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this look fat as fuck and hand blenders are better to whip than mix. they spin so fast they raise everything in cream. ever tried to make mash potatoes with those things...they turn into a sticky substance that look like urethane isolation.
anyway...good post cuz cooking is teh fun.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-07-09 17:00:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Two-hundred-thirty-nine pounds?! I'm a blimp! Why are all the good
things so tasty?
-- Homer Simpson
Brush With Greatness
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-09 16:56:18 EDT (#)
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yum!
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2007-07-09 16:56:17 EDT (#)
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+2 for your tree jokes
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-09 16:54:07 EDT (#)
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I might give myself a good spiling later on!
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-07-09 16:51:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-09 16:49:54 EDT (#)
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Tell me my good man. How does one go about 'spiling' oneself?
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BY BAKING COOKIES !!
My spelling is wubbish.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-09 16:49:54 EDT (#)
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Tell me my good man. How does one go about 'spiling' oneself?