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RPM-To Help With Ebolamays Recipe (353 hits)

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Submitted by Drew "ajanssen" Janssen (View user info) at 2007-07-09 17:49:42 EDT

Anyone who has ever spent time in jail knows what a Fifi doll is and its an excellent way to collect sperm. In Dawson State Jail I had about 6 of these "girlfriends" of all different races and sizes. I miss them terribly.

To all you douche bags that are going to tell me this isn't a recipe: Recipe posts suck, go fuck yourselves you fucking faggots.

What youll need

Inmate
Good Imagination
Sock
Rubber Glove
Washcloth
Lube/Lotion/Shampoo

Pour preferred amount of lube in rubber glove. Fold the washcloth in half, then put the rubber glove on the cloth and roll it up. Next put the washcloth into a sock.

That is it, you have a makeshift woman. Many inmates have even perfected the technique of wrapping the glove to make it feel like you are breaking a virgin's hymen. Others have techniques using warm water to make it feel like anal.

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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-07-10 11:43:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-07-10 02:37:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-07-09 18:21:51 EDT (#)
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Uh. Dude? I did time in jail and I didn't have no goddamn fifi.

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-07-09 17:56:39 EDT (#)
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There's a lesson to be learned here, kids.

Jail will teach you how to make masturbation aids, because in the 'free world' the only chicks who will touch you either have boyfriends bigger than you, or crotch rot.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-09 17:52:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i'll stick with a real vagina, thanks

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-07-09 17:51:53 EDT (#)
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.......what?

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-07-09 17:51:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I prefer a young and light-skinned nigger.

Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-07-09 17:51:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Blitzkrieg Bob did it better back in 2004.

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