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She's My Little Slave (758 hits)

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Submitted by Swamp Donkey (View user info) at 2007-07-10 12:33:35 EDT


I took her advice and went down to the klan meeting tonight.
I look out across the room and see superiority.
Hoods.
White - the color as skin should be.
I realize how far it would be to accomplish supremecy.
I sip my beer.
There's a connection I share with those around me - we all look out at the same images.

And we think how far it is to exterminate.

I take another sip of my beer.

She's a little slave out in the ocean.
She's growing stronger every day.
I'm just sitting here watching the day disappear,
but she's growing, gaining on me.
I can feel her out there.

I look down at my soul.
A giant wave crashes - spilling out over everything it can in celebration.
Its journey is done.
It's home now.
From way out there where the sun disappears - she came.
To crash here.
On these rocks at my feet.

Then I realise I took her advice and went down to the klan meeting tonight.


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Submitted by Bohme (user info) at 2007-07-11 05:39:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

PILE OF ... ... ... LETTERS

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-07-11 01:30:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-07-10 18:29:18 EDT (#)
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No Comment

Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-07-10 18:09:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hahhahaha

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-07-10 17:54:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

you'd best not be talking bout Mrs. Shlongy

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-07-10 17:21:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

nigger lover

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-07-10 13:46:30 EDT (#)
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No Comment

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-07-10 13:08:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2007-07-10 13:01:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-07-10 12:51:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2007-07-10 12:44:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-07-10 12:42:55 EDT (#)
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To quote chappelle "HAHAHAHAHAHA this racism is killing me!!!"

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I'm not racist. This post is historical. I like Africans and Africants equally.
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maybe im missing something here but thats like writing a poem about hitler killing jews and then saying that its not racist? maybe racist is the wrong term, maybe we'll try "racially infused"
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Lighten up dude. You see the post underneath this one? Slave is all I could think of that rhymed.
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My fault, Rob Berg's IMPEACH BUSH post has me all riled up and shit, took it too serious...

Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2007-07-10 13:05:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

like a dancing dog

Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2007-07-10 13:01:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-07-10 12:51:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2007-07-10 12:44:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-07-10 12:42:55 EDT (#)
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To quote chappelle "HAHAHAHAHAHA this racism is killing me!!!"

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I'm not racist. This post is historical. I like Africans and Africants equally.
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maybe im missing something here but thats like writing a poem about hitler killing jews and then saying that its not racist? maybe racist is the wrong term, maybe we'll try "racially infused"
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Lighten up dude. You see the post underneath this one? Slave is all I could think of that rhymed.

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-07-10 12:51:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2007-07-10 12:44:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-07-10 12:42:55 EDT (#)
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To quote chappelle "HAHAHAHAHAHA this racism is killing me!!!"

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I'm not racist. This post is historical. I like Africans and Africants equally.
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maybe im missing something here but thats like writing a poem about hitler killing jews and then saying that its not racist? maybe racist is the wrong term, maybe we'll try "racially infused"

Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2007-07-10 12:44:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-07-10 12:42:55 EDT (#)
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To quote chappelle "HAHAHAHAHAHA this racism is killing me!!!"

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I'm not racist. This post is historical. I like Africans and Africants equally.

Submitted by lover101 (user info) at 2007-07-10 12:44:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

much better

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-07-10 12:42:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

To quote chappelle "HAHAHAHAHAHA this racism is killing me!!!"

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2007-07-10 12:37:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

SWAMPY


Marge, there's just too much pressure, what with my job, the kids, traffic
snarls, political strife at home and abroad. But I promise you, the second
all of those things go away, we'll have sex.

-- Homer Simpson
Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy