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RPM - Apple Cider glazed porkchops and Sweet Potato-Andouille Hash (402 hits)

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Rating: -0.1 on 17 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by DangerPants (View user info) at 2007-07-10 14:24:08 EDT


Here's a really good one that my grandmother always made on special occasions. Not like Christmas and stuff, but if, say, a certain grandson of hers won his boxing match, or did well on a test, or something like that. FutureGirlfriend doesn't do porkchops, so hopefully one of you guys will try it out. It's so easy, that I'm pretty much giving you an entire meal to go with it, too.

MARINADE:
2 ounces bourbon
2 ounces Worcestershire
1 handful juniper berries, crushed
Freshly crushed black pepper
Pinch of rosemary, thyme, sage, chopped
1/4 cup olive oil

Marinade the pork chops for 2 to 3 hours, but best if done overnight.

APPLE CIDER GLAZE:
2 tablespoons honey
1 cup brown sugar
3 cups apple cider
1/2 cup cider vinegar
1 clove garlic, minced
1 sprig fresh thyme
1 sprig fresh sage
1 teaspoon ground black pepper

Caramelize the honey and brown sugar in a pan over medium heat, stirring constantly. Combine the apple cider, vinegar and garlic and add to sugar, bring to boil over high heat. Lower the heat to medium and simmer for 30 minutes. Strain into a small sauce pan and add thyme, sage, and pepper and cook over medium heat for 15 minutes. Remove herbs and reserve for pork chops.

METHOD: Preheat grill to medium. Remove the chops from the marinade and wipe off any excess. Grill chops, basting with cider glaze until desired temperature. Medium temperature is 15 to 18 minutes.

SWEET POTATO-ANDOUILLE HASH:
1/2 cup yellow onion, diced
1 clove garlic, minced fine
2 tablespoons olive oil
1 cup andouille sausage, diced
2 whole sweet potatoes, peeled and diced 1/4x1/4
1 teaspoon salt
1/2 teaspoon black pepper, finely ground
1 cup chicken stock
3 tablespoons heavy cream

Saute onions and garlic in the olive oil over medium heat in sauce pan until translucent. Add andouille sausage and stir well to combine. Once some of the fat begins to render from the sausage and the diced sweet potato and cook for stirring frequently for 10 minutes. Add chicken stock until evaporated then add cream and reduce until gone. Season with salt and pepper and keep warm.

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Submitted by Bohme (user info) at 2007-07-11 05:37:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

FOOD = WIN

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-07-11 01:27:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2



Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-07-10 18:26:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

fuck, now im really hungry

Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2007-07-10 18:06:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Auto +2 for anything a muslim won't eat.

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-07-10 17:39:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

These are bad enough on monday.

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-07-10 17:12:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-07-10 16:59:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I don't see a good reason not to +2 SWEET POTATO-ANDOUILLE HASH

Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-07-10 16:39:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Yeah what they said

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-07-10 15:12:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-10 14:25:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Um...today is Tuesday.

Tuesday starts with a 'T'.

Yesterday was Monday.

Monday starts with an 'M'.

You = Fail


Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-07-10 14:40:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

don't mind the day late because that sounds gorgeous!

Submitted by lover101 (user info) at 2007-07-10 14:33:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

ok, I read it and it actually sounds tasty.

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2007-07-10 14:32:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-07-10 14:26:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Its tuesday, you fail.

Submitted by lover101 (user info) at 2007-07-10 14:32:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I hate to beat a dead horse, but its tuesday.

Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2007-07-10 14:27:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

you get a 1 ONLY because of burbon and andouille.

lets be a bit more punctual next time.

Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-07-10 14:26:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Its tuesday, you fail.








Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-10 14:25:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Um...today is Tuesday.

Tuesday starts with a 'T'.

Yesterday was Monday.

Monday starts with an 'M'.

You = Fail

Submitted by DangerPants (user info) at 2007-07-10 14:24:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I know it's a day late, but I was helping friends move yesterday. Just be glad you got one.


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