Clover (831 hits)
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Submitted by Doozie McDooz <D_o_O_z_A.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2003-07-30 01:30:30 EDT
I love clover.
Its so soft and friendly.. I have a couple of large patches of clover in my yard.. I sit next to one on my back stairs and smoke my ciggarettes there. The worst thing about clover is its not strong enough to be trampled without denting and scarring.
I talk to the larger patch of clover, I hide things in there, sometimes comb it into new styles.. Hell I even humped it one time out of pure love/lust.
I search through it to find lucky four leafed clovers.. But never find any ..
But sometimes I HATE my clover patch. As I am highly allergic to bee stings.. So when my clover starts to flower .. I kill it. I kill it all.
And then I'm sad.
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Submitted by El_Guapo (user info) at 2003-07-30 10:12:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It could be one of these chemicals here that makes him so smart. Lisa,
maybe you should try some of this.
-- Homer Simpson
Bart the Genius
Submitted by PopNFresh (user info) at 2003-07-30 07:06:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I wish for a turkey sandwich on rye bread with lettuce and mustard. And
-- and I don't want any zombie turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey
myself, and I don't want any other weird surprises -- you got it?
-- Homer Simpson
Treehouse of Horror II
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2003-07-30 05:24:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Mick and Dooza are cLovers?
Oy.
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2003-07-30 05:07:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2003-07-30 01:59:34 (#)
Ranking: -2
Have a minus two leafed clover.
That made me laugh.
Submitted by DooZa (user info) at 2003-07-30 04:39:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Gettin a lil too kinky.. I dont wanna continue this in public.. I feel dirty all of a sudden..
Submitted by Queen (user info) at 2003-07-30 03:58:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Mmmmm a spankin hu..? Only if you promise to kiss it better when you're done! And then of course, bend over and let me whip you like the slave you would be....oh, the fun I could have...
Nasty thoughts...
Queen
Submitted by DooZa (user info) at 2003-07-30 03:53:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Naughty, naughty girl.. You'll get yourself a spankin for thinkin like that..
Submitted by Queen (user info) at 2003-07-30 03:30:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I don't know what you look like, you don't know what I look like, but it's all good, b/c I have a very active, nasty, and creative imgination.
Queen
Submitted by DooZa (user info) at 2003-07-30 03:23:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
But.. How can you vision me humping clover when you dont know what I look like?
Submitted by Queen (user info) at 2003-07-30 02:36:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
LMFAO @ the visual of Micky and Dooza humping a clover patch, and me holding the camera to make a new fetish video...hmmm....we could call it...Clover Cliques, or Clover Cumming, or Clover......mmmkay, nevermind...lol.
Queen
p.s....I love clover patches too, but have to admit I have never found myself on the ground fondeling myself just beacuse of one.....I had other reasons for that....
Submitted by DooZa (user info) at 2003-07-30 02:26:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Mick .. Im glad I've found another clover enthusiast! I think we should compare clover patches.. then hold hands as we hump the ground.. In a completley STRAIGHT way..
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2003-07-30 02:06:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I hear you man......
I propagate clover all over my property. I sometimes run my fingers through it delicately, like you would gently stroke your lovers hair. then I usually get an erection and hump my clover patch as well.
funny.
Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2003-07-30 01:59:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Have a minus two leafed clover.
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2003-07-30 01:49:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Are you a horse?
Submitted by Illegal_Jose (user info) at 2003-07-30 01:40:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I like 5 leafed clovers
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2003-07-30 01:39:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What a strange person you can be.
Submitted by DooZa (user info) at 2003-07-30 01:31:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Wh ... what's going on? Wh ... wha ... why am I on a Japanese box?
-- Homer Simpson
In Marge We Trust