Round 1 Results/Round 2 Match-Ups (814 hits)
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Submitted by Epistolary Contest (View user info) at 2007-07-10 23:08:39 EDT
Titles will be given out tomorrow morning to remaining participants.
Entries are due by noon on Friday.
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Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-07-13 08:11:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hey i forgot about this, so unless i get some magical free time at work, i guess i'll have to forfeit.
I'm sorry. :(
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-12 04:44:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-07-11 16:04:50 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:17:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ok Susie you are my number one fan club member, expect a badge and an orange.
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*waits patiently by mailbox*
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Which mailbox? My psychic powers arent working.
Philip my man, you are in the Orange club. Your nickname is Fanta.
Submitted by PhillipTheGreat (user info) at 2007-07-12 02:32:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awwww... is itty bitty Darko cranky?
Hey, I wanan join the fain club with the oranges.
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-07-11 11:19:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ATTN: PARTICLE_MAN58
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THIS IS AN URGENT MATTER AND YOU HAVE 12 MINUTES TO REPLY TO THIS:
SINCE YOU ARE THE HIGHEST RATED LOSER OF THIS ROUND, WOULD YOU LIKE TO TAKE DARKO'S PLACE IN ROUND 2? MISS GHOLA WANTS TO MAKE SURE THAT SHE IS NOT STEPPING ON ANY TOES. IF YOU DO NOT ANSWER WITHIN 12 MINUTES, THEN GHOLA WILL BE PLAYING WITH SUSIE DERKINS.
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-07-11 11:04:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:17:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ok Susie you are my number one fan club member, expect a badge and an orange.
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*waits patiently by mailbox*
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:48:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's ok Susie
You beat me fair and square, and you apologized.
**continues pouting only not as much**
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:40:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The future's bright, the future's Orange
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:17:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ok Susie you are my number one fan club member, expect a badge and an orange.
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:12:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oranges rule.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-11 09:22:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Susie, you cam join mine, so long as you like oranges!
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-07-11 09:20:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm sorry FALLEN....guess this means I can't join the fanclub.
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-07-11 09:01:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah i know but i could't resist. Sorry Miss B Love yoooooooooooooooooooo!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-11 09:00:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That's not very nice, Miss Berry is lovely.
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-07-11 08:58:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
There once was a dyke called Miss Berry
Who used a flute to take out her cherry
When she got out her tits
The girls were in fits
Because her nipples were hairy
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-11 08:54:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I think I should have a fan club, everyone who joins gets an Orange.
Come on....arent you tempted, an orange ,all round and well orange, mmmm oranges, maybe lemons too, lets throw this thing wide open.
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-07-11 08:53:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Sydney (user info) at 2007-07-11 08:46:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What a giant pile of shit, long drawn out, stupid fucking contest. I bet you don't even have a vagina, you dyke.
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-11 08:50:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Any other takers for admission into the Darko fan club?
There are rewards and benefits you know, like signed marijuana paraphenalanelia from the D-man himself.
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-07-11 08:47:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oi! leave that dyke out of this. The contest is great. It's gonna be expecially great when i win.
Submitted by Sydney (user info) at 2007-07-11 08:46:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What a giant pile of shit, long drawn out, stupid fucking contest. I bet you don't even have a vagina, you dyke.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2007-07-11 08:35:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Kick her ass you ratingless bastard.
**joins darko fanclub**
**pouts in corner**
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-11 08:23:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
FUCKING DARKO FTW!!!
WAY TO KEEP THAT HOMELESS VAGINA DOWN!
*starts darko fan club*
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-11 08:16:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Is cheatery a word? Anyway well done for being the big man and allowing this contest to be the success it greatly deserves.........
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-11 08:13:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck it, who cares. I apologise for my cheatery!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-11 07:54:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fey.......If there was any way i could prove RR and myself are not the same person I would, HBTS started this rumour just to wind RR up and it worked a dream. Unfortunatly others now believe him. So only HBTS can clarify this.
But he is to busy crying over spilt milk it seems *stirs*
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-11 07:52:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
HBTS = Winston Churchill
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-07-11 07:29:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Emission + Rabied -
Prove you're not the same person.
No, I have no idea how. But do it.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-11 07:08:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hoovering sorted. Am still enraged. My other point is that me 'revealing' myself, by way of correcting a typo, didn't influence any ratings on the post, surely? This shall not stand!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-11 07:00:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You go hoover good, don't get your knob stuck in it.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-11 06:58:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Am only actually annoyed as my Uber average beat yours. Whatever. I'm off to hoover.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-11 06:56:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes, I wouldnt like to go out to me either.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-11 06:55:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Am not sad, this is just outrageous bollocks.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-11 06:54:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hurty dont be sad!!!! RR.......I am in the SW
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-07-11 06:53:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes i am indeed from the S/E of England, Sherlock
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-11 06:50:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck your contest. Humph.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-11 06:37:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I blame my electric fingers for my poor literacy. However, when I make an effort, as both of my stories show, I can string sentances together.
We have our up and downs Fey but I think we would totally get it on for real!!
I think RR must be from the UK too and therefore we appear on here at the same time and are both very strange.
Submitted by Bohme (user info) at 2007-07-11 05:35:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I BLEW MY LOAD ALL OVER THIS CONTEST
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-07-11 05:30:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I believe so. Although it should be clear that i am, fact not in any way Emission. He just pretends to be me as he is jealous or something. Thats what HBTS said anyway
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-07-11 04:57:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Both Rabied and Emission are at times barely literate (no hard feelings, EI. You know I internetheart you). Is this why they're suspected of being one person?
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-07-11 04:54:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I know you was
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-11 04:49:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey I was going to say that!
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-07-11 04:49:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I do a actually believe that there are only about 10 people on this site with tons of alters
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-11 04:48:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ghola, I bought you a muffin as a consolation prize.
And some whisky.
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-07-11 04:48:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Not bad at all
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-11 04:46:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well seing you , I and HBTS are all the same person I would say were doing pretty well!.
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-07-11 04:44:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Anything which disqualifies HBTS is good with me. Of Course Emission will not stand a chance
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-11 04:40:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Get me!!
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-07-11 04:31:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yay! Great contest !
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-07-11 02:15:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Matt: Gmail
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-07-11 02:13:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ahhh Matty...I think it's because I said that the Darko/Ghola match had the biggest upset.
Pretty sure he took that personally.
Hey Darko, I only meant that the results were surprising given the judges scores going into the round. Also, the total average was really close. Didn't mean anything by it...
But anyway, I'll just chat with Ghola; I'm sure she'd like to write.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-07-11 01:59:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Darko weeps emo tears.
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-07-11 01:57:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-07-11 01:54:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Actually between my filename being changed, being the only negatively rated post by the judges, and that dig you put in this post I want nothing to do with this competition and if you don't replace me I'll just forfeit next round.
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What was the original filename? I would have changed it if I thought it might give something away or to clarify what your title was.
It wasn't a dig. It was a joke. And if you can't handle a joke, then I really don't know what to say to you on that one. Also, you *did* rate using boyblue, didn't you?
Either way, I'm sure Ghola would be willing to take your place. I personally think you're over-reacting, though.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-07-11 01:54:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Actually between my filename being changed, being the only negatively rated post by the judges, and that dig you put in this post I want nothing to do with this competition and if you don't replace me I'll just forfeit next round.
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-07-11 01:53:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Why?
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-07-11 01:51:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I want ghola to advance instead of me.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-07-11 01:25:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by charminglybeef (user info) at 2007-07-11 01:14:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
420, what what?
I was amused.
Keep going!
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-07-11 01:10:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*bloop*
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-07-11 00:50:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well At least I didn't get the lowest score, HA!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-10 23:38:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You should have seen the load I just tossed!
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-07-10 23:32:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm not a Magic 8 Ball here, Wildman!
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-07-10 23:31:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Will it burn when I pee?
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-07-10 23:20:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
My heart weeps for you, Miss Ghola.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-07-10 23:19:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i demand a compensation prize