4 things Harry Potter needs.... (136 hits)
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Submitted by The P-Man (View user info) at 2007-07-11 05:56:35 EDT
Way back in 1999, when I was in the 8th grade my grandma bought me the first three Harry Potter books. I had never heard of them and wasn't real interested in them either. But I read them anyway since my Grandmother had bought them, and they weren't cheap.
But I didn't really like them, and the more popular it becomes the more I dislike it. And I, like many others have gotten into the argument that Saruman the White could kick Voldemort's ass any day of the week.... which he could.
So I thought of a few things that would make Harry Potter cooler...
1. Violence: Ok so there are a few fights and what's his nuts gets killed. But it's not real violent, it's all like sugar coated and stuff. There needs to be graphic violence, with mother fuckers getting burned alive and having their brains assploded and shit.
2. Profanity: Everyone in the world uses profanity. Especially kids that are in the age bracket those Hogwarts punks are supposed to be in. I wasn't so bad, but I knew some foul mouthed little shits when I was growing up.
3. Sex: The characters should be getting more action, not necessarily sex because they're all still a little young. But there should be more make out scenes at least, maybe a hand job or two...
4. Drugs/ Alcohol: These guys are making "potions", but not the kind that get you high or drunk. They make some pussy shit that makes you invisible or lets you breath underwater or whatever. Fuck that, I'd be getting fucked up if I could make shit like that.
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