4 things Harry Potter needs.... (251 hits)
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Submitted by The P-Man (View user info) at 2007-07-11 05:56:46 EDT
Way back in 1999, when I was in the 8th grade my grandma bought me the first three Harry Potter books. I had never heard of them and wasn't real interested in them either. But I read them anyway since my Grandmother had bought them, and they weren't cheap.
But I didn't really like them, and the more popular it becomes the more I dislike it. And I, like many others have gotten into the argument that Saruman the White could kick Voldemort's ass any day of the week.... which he could.
So I thought of a few things that would make Harry Potter cooler...
1. Violence: Ok so there are a few fights and what's his nuts gets killed. But it's not real violent, it's all like sugar coated and stuff. There needs to be graphic violence, with mother fuckers getting burned alive and having their brains assploded and shit.
2. Profanity: Everyone in the world uses profanity. Especially kids that are in the age bracket those Hogwarts punks are supposed to be in. I wasn't so bad, but I knew some foul mouthed little shits when I was growing up.
3. Sex: The characters should be getting more action, not necessarily sex because they're all still a little young. But there should be more make out scenes at least, maybe a hand job or two...
4. Drugs/ Alcohol: These guys are making "potions", but not the kind that get you high or drunk. They make some pussy shit that makes you invisible or lets you breath underwater or whatever. Fuck that, I'd be getting fucked up if I could make shit like that.
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Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-07-22 06:27:27 EDT (#)
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ron said "effing" a few times; rowling made allusions to off-stage one-finger salutes. and someone said bitch in capital letters. what's to complain about?
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-07-22 04:57:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Ok so there are a few fights and what's his nuts gets killed"
I'm very not-sober and in no shape for reading things, but I saw this and laughed a lot. I've never heard "what's his nuts" and think I shall use it in the future.
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-07-11 06:18:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
....oh shit I meant to change that
Submitted by sir_cowman (user info) at 2007-07-11 06:13:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Sorry, homie, just realized that's not saruman the white pictured at the bottom. Also, +8 to stagger_lee for eastwood.
Huzzah Blondie!!
Submitted by sir_cowman (user info) at 2007-07-11 06:12:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sex? maybe. Language? Defintaly. Violence, there is enough. Drug use? It's read by little, klids, homie, and i'm all for the harshness of reality being thrown onto children's backs like they are beasts of burden meant to carry all of the world's woes, but can we wait tunil they are teenagers at least before drug references?
+1 sex, +2 language, +0 violence, -2 drugs, +2 LOTR.
+3.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-07-11 06:10:26 EDT (#)
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Badass motherfucker that'd like, totally, kick BOTH their asses.
Submitted by Bohme (user info) at 2007-07-11 05:58:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HELLS YEAH