4 Things Harry Potter Needs (674 hits)
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Submitted by The P-Man (View user info) at 2007-07-11 06:21:21 EDT
Way back in 1999, when I was in the 8th grade my grandma bought me the first three Harry Potter books. I had never heard of them and wasn't real interested in them either. But I read them anyway since my Grandmother had bought them, and they weren't cheap.
But I didn't really like them, and the more popular it becomes the more I dislike it. And I, like many others have gotten into the argument that Sauron could kick Voldemort's ass any day of the week.... which he could.
So I thought of a few things that would make Harry Potter cooler...
1. Violence: Ok so there are a few fights and what's his nuts gets killed. But it's not real violent, it's all like sugar coated and stuff. There needs to be graphic violence, with mother fuckers getting burned alive and having their brains assploded and shit.
2. Profanity: Everyone in the world uses profanity. Especially kids that are in the age bracket those Hogwarts punks are supposed to be in. I wasn't so bad, but I knew some foul mouthed little shits when I was growing up.
3. Sex: The characters should be getting more action, not necessarily sex because they're all still a little young. But there should be more make out scenes at least, maybe a hand job or two...
4. Drugs/ Alcohol: These guys are making "potions", but not the kind that get you high or drunk. They make some pussy shit that makes you invisible or lets you breath underwater or whatever. Fuck that, I'd be getting fucked up if I could make shit like that.
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Submitted by hellish (user info) at 2007-07-12 22:12:42 EDT (#)
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the only thing you need is another dick in your faggoty ass. whoops, too late.
Submitted by Fatterrific (user info) at 2007-07-12 20:39:25 EDT (#)
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I'll tell you what harry potter needs:
1. to die.
Fuck that series, what a steaming shitpile it is.
Submitted by Dervish (user info) at 2007-07-12 17:40:31 EDT (#)
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You forgot one.
Number Five:
RAPE. HA
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-07-12 17:29:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-07-11 19:20:24 EDT (#)
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I saw a bumper sticker the other day that said 'REPUBLICANS FOR VOLDEMORT'
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He's doing a terrible job as Vice President now...I don't see why we should give him a promotion.
Submitted by KamiKrieger (user info) at 2007-07-12 16:11:40 EDT (#)
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+2 Made me laugh
-1 Because it's true
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-07-12 02:35:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-07-11 20:22:32 EDT (#)
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"4 Things Harry Potter Needs (298 hits)
1. Violence
2. Profanity
3. Sex
4. Drugs/ Alcohol"
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Hmmmm. I think I'm starting to see why you joined the army.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-07-11 20:02:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-07-11 19:20:24 EDT (#)
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I saw a bumper sticker the other day that said 'REPUBLICANS FOR VOLDEMORT'
Submitted by zwerg (user info) at 2007-07-11 12:36:56 EDT (#)
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Sauron probably could kick Voldy's ass. But the books do actually have all of the things you mentioned. Well, not the drugs, but the drinking. Trelawny and Winky are even borderline alcoholic.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-07-11 09:35:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2007-07-11 08:08:57 EDT (#)
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What Harry Potter really needs is some hot female teachers with their breast hanging out, that'd keep me entertained for a couple fo hours.
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Yep that would do it for me.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-07-11 09:20:09 EDT (#)
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What are books?
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-07-11 09:01:44 EDT (#)
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3. Sex: The characters should be getting more action, not necessarily sex because they're all still a little young. But there should be more make out scenes at least, maybe a hand job or two..
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A little young? COME ON, they're at least what...16?
I lost my virginity when I was 9 years old, straight up.
Just kidding...
but not really.
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2007-07-11 08:08:57 EDT (#)
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What Harry Potter really needs is some hot female teachers with their breast hanging out, that'd keep me entertained for a couple fo hours.
Also:
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-11 12:30:18 BST (#)
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sauron was bad? he looked like an angry lamp post
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Haha!
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-07-11 07:45:27 EDT (#)
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so who would be tougher?
darth vader or the evil goof in the harry potter series?
i ask this cos i know sauron could beat vaders ass.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-11 07:30:18 EDT (#)
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sauron was bad? he looked like an angry lamp post
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-07-11 06:39:13 EDT (#)
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As a fan of the books, and as amazing as this sounds, there is probably a fair bit of truth in this.
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-07-11 06:34:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-07-11 06:25:04 EDT (#)
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Third repost and it's still "...lets you breath underwater...".
Just stop it.
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Well they say third time's the charm, but sometimes shit just doesn't work out the way you want it to.
Submitted by Bohme (user info) at 2007-07-11 06:28:01 EDT (#)
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HELLS YEAH
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-07-11 06:25:04 EDT (#)
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Third repost and it's still "...lets you breath underwater...".
Just stop it.