The 2007 UberDirectory (7093 hits)
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Submitted by phuzzygish (View user info) at 2007-07-11 09:35:26 EDT
Well thar she blows.
A visual directory of the current users of Ubersite, in 2007.
Many of the MVA have buggered off away, and plenty of new users have come aboard.
Now come on folks, let's do what we're best at - telling each other how ugly we are...
Except for that devastatingly handsome fella in the black hat.
User Reviews
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-07-23 14:31:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
bump
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2008-03-18 22:13:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck am I hot. I mean seriously. I'd fuck me.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-18 21:39:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow TTOM, these are really realistic. +2.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-11-24 17:39:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-07-15 10:25:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm still sulking
*****
I figure the face that goes with those boobies MUST be awesome. . .
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-09-26 00:11:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The Drake is practicing his best zoolander face.
blue steel baby
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-09-24 00:33:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
SO IS PARLOR_TRICK PASS IT ON
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-09-24 00:10:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Why the fuck wasn't I included?
Forensic_Girl is hot, pass it on.
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-09-23 23:35:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Susie Derkins is so fucking cute.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-08-13 12:36:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-08-13 12:19:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-07-11 17:07:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Forthewin's youth scares me.
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Hey now, why would anyone be scared of me?
Scared? Nah, don't think so....But i noticed some disturbances in da forz.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-08-13 12:19:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-07-11 17:07:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Forthewin's youth scares me.
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Hey now, why would anyone be scared of me?
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-07-29 04:54:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-07-14 06:37:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-07-11 17:07:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Forthewin's youth scares me.
I always thought beeltea was a girl.
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GOD DAMN IT
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hahahahahahhahahaha
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-07-19 13:05:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Old stoners with jobs look like me, asshat. I cut the hair off years ago.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-07-16 17:42:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Alright.....I may have laughed a bit.
Right after I finished cleaning the cranberry juice I spat out off my screen.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-07-16 17:40:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-07-16 10:45:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-07-15 10:25:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm still sulking
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Oh come on... It was funny! ;)
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*cracks knuckles*
Submitted by r0fl (user info) at 2007-07-16 16:30:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Apparently I need to post more and show the goods to get on these liststststs.
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-16 11:19:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Unabonger doesn't LOOK like a stoner...
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-07-16 10:45:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-07-15 10:25:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm still sulking
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Oh come on... It was funny! ;)
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2007-07-16 07:36:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well done.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-07-15 18:01:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
effort.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-07-15 14:56:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
There are no spaces in my name.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-07-15 14:49:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I see you noticed my hat.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-07-15 10:25:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm still sulking
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-07-15 08:30:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-07-13 14:54:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Danger_Ranger's GONE?
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No he's around, just not much. He's doing okay though.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-07-14 20:26:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 cause I'm a sexy bitch!
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2007-07-14 13:58:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
where the hell am I? i've been around here since 2004!
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-07-14 12:55:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WOW kurfsec...
How did you ever land that MONSTER???
You must have fought with it for hours.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-07-14 12:17:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Afghanistan se moer.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-07-14 12:15:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Thank god, lishy. and fuckmutton, generally speaking, supplying a photo is a good start. also, don't be a doos. oh wait...
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2007-07-13 23:26:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I`ll be back on uber starting mid-August.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-07-13 23:07:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
uh.... i'm an active user.
those of us stuck in a warzone don't always have time in our 14 hour workday to surf uber all day like the rest of you cuberats. i just made a post from Afghanistan for christ sake.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-07-13 18:56:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thorpe looks like JD's brother on Scrubs.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-07-13 16:37:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-07-11 17:07:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Forthewin's youth scares me.
I always thought beeltea was a girl.
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GOD DAMN IT
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-07-13 15:46:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And to think I almost missed this...damn my ever-increasing Uber sabbaticals.
The biggeste shocker for me has to be JoeyG...I always pictured him looking more like chipolatte from past directories.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-07-13 14:54:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Danger_Ranger's GONE?
BOOOOO
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-07-13 14:06:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You sir, are no Method.
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-13 13:46:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I just realized that sacrilicious looks like a man.
Submitted by fuck_button (user info) at 2007-07-13 12:52:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Why Am I not in there?
Fucker
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-07-13 09:23:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I may have to open up the anti-Darko's ratings (but pro-Darko in general) movement just to keep things fun and fair. Okay, just fun.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-13 02:57:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I may do sponsored run or something to get Darko back his ratings
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-07-13 02:50:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-07-12 18:15:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
nobody cared to mention my ratings :(
Liar. I gave them an honourable mention AND EVERYTHING... :(
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-07-13 00:09:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I submitted one, yet am completely ignored! Hmph! I guess I'm just so attractive it would have been overwhelming for all of you.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-07-13 00:07:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sometimes when I'm with friends and bored we make random animal sounds. Supposedly I'm not bad at being a goat.
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2007-07-12 23:06:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I shit on your directory.
Literally, I took a big steamy dump on it.
Submitted by Spuds002 (user info) at 2007-07-12 23:01:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
glad i stayed out of this one. you are all a bunch of ugly fags
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-07-12 20:33:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sorry Juls, it really does sorta look like you're attempting to play a trombone or some shit lmao :p
Submitted by Fatterrific (user info) at 2007-07-12 20:18:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Not sure how I missed this.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-07-12 18:26:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
whattyamean??
Your ratings got thier own darn circle.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-07-12 18:15:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
nobody cared to mention my ratings :(
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-07-12 17:22:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:04:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"There are at least 11 lasses in this that I would very happily get amongst."
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agreed.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2007-07-12 16:34:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I know maybe six people on here. Who the fuck are all you people?
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2007-07-12 16:25:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
its so awesome that I made this
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-07-12 15:52:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Legend's girl = intelligent AND correct.
Submitted by marginwalker (user info) at 2007-07-12 15:49:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
O = Hawt.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-12 15:44:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Excellent, I hope he exceeded his nerdy nature when you nailed him then!
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-07-12 15:37:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-07-12 15:34:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd still do bad things to Anansie.
But then she'd kill me in her sleep, having zombie dreams.
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This is true. I keep a knife within easy reach by the bed. Not necessarily for zombies but you never know.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-07-12 15:34:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd still do bad things to Anansie.
But then she'd kill me in her sleep, having zombie dreams.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-07-12 15:30:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-12 15:13:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-07-12 17:01:27 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Your hair reminds me of this guy I worked with who used to wear ugly glasses and do nothing with his hair and had an unflattering beard, then one day he came in with hair like that, contacts, and he had shaved the beard. He was revealed to be quite handsome, but that was mostly due to losing the beard and the glasses. Not so much the hair.
I nailed him.
But I had a crush on him before he was "hot," so it's ok.
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Maybe I should get some ugly glasses. Fortunatly however I have perfect eyesight, much like that of a hawk.
So did you nail him when he was hot or nerdy?
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Hot. But I thought he was hot pre-makeover, and his personality was better before too.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-12 15:13:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-07-12 17:01:27 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Your hair reminds me of this guy I worked with who used to wear ugly glasses and do nothing with his hair and had an unflattering beard, then one day he came in with hair like that, contacts, and he had shaved the beard. He was revealed to be quite handsome, but that was mostly due to losing the beard and the glasses. Not so much the hair.
I nailed him.
But I had a crush on him before he was "hot," so it's ok.
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Maybe I should get some ugly glasses. Fortunatly however I have perfect eyesight, much like that of a hawk.
So did you nail him when he was hot or nerdy?
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-07-12 13:44:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-07-12 09:59:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-07-12 04:18:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I do not look like a cop :-(
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Hey, if it looks like bacon and it smells like bacon............
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He looks more like a Fed than a Townie.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-07-12 13:14:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2007-07-11 14:32:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Do the following:
1: Click "Start"
2: "Run"
3: Type "msconfig"
4: hit "Enter" key
5: Click "startup" tab at top
6: Uncheck every single one of those little boxes you see there except perhaps for your Norton Antivirus (if you want to keep it...I recommend ditching it in favor of AVG Free Edition like I said in my last review. If you decide to follow my advice there, go ahead and uncheck Norton as well.)
7: Restart the computer
8: When computer restarts it will say something like "you are currently using selective startup...blah blah blah"
9: Check "don't show this message again" and click "ok"
Your computer will probably run 10X faster already.
Now, when that is done, do the following...
1: Go to Start, control panel, add/remove programs and take out everything you and your parents don't use, including Norton Antivirus.
2: Download and install AVG Free
3: Download and install "Spybot Search and Destroy" and "Ad-Aware SE Free Version". You can find both by google searching.
4: After these are installed, update them by using the "check for updates" buttons in the respective programs, then run them one at a time. These programs will scan for malware, adware, spyware...all the shit that slows your system down after a while. At the end of the scans, make sure the little boxes beside the items it finds are checked and get rid of whatever it tells you to.
5: Restart computer.
6: Click "start", "all programs", "accessories", "system tools", "disc defragmenter"
7: Click "defragment"
This will take a while, especially if you've never done it. Leave it alone till it completes.
When it's done, restart the computer and voila! It should run like it did the day you got it.
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Interesting, I already use AVG, Ad-Aware, and Spybot. (I think zone alarm is pretty great too)
But I never did fix the start-up settings. Thanks for reminding me.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-07-12 13:02:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-07-12 12:28:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
MARK MY WORDS, KIWI, THE NEXT PICTURE YOU SEE OF ME WILL INCLUDE BEARD!
*scowl
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Beard = POWER!!!!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-07-12 12:57:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-07-12 11:55:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Lungfish is my favorite because of the red underwear.
Orgasmatron a close second. You just can't beat red long johns though.
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I'm ok with coming on red underwear.
I mean your red underwear.
I mean a close second to red underwear.
Hell.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-07-12 12:28:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
IF ONLY I WERE TTOM!!!!
just look at that facial forestation.
MARK MY WORDS, KIWI, THE NEXT PICTURE YOU SEE OF ME WILL INCLUDE BEARD!
*scowl*
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-07-12 12:27:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
333!
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-07-12 12:26:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-07-12 11:56:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
and as far as looking like a dad....I can't grow a beard yet. I have tried desperately, but all that happens is i get random patches and a rash. So I continue to shave. *sigh*
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faggot
*smiley face*
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-07-12 12:01:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-12 05:04:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2007-07-12 07:32:03 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Emission has the best hair of all you jokers.
Several of you are too cute for your own goods.
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best hair............thanks!! I use shampoo AND conditioner!!
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Your hair reminds me of this guy I worked with who used to wear ugly glasses and do nothing with his hair and had an unflattering beard, then one day he came in with hair like that, contacts, and he had shaved the beard. He was revealed to be quite handsome, but that was mostly due to losing the beard and the glasses. Not so much the hair.
I nailed him.
But I had a crush on him before he was "hot," so it's ok.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-07-12 11:56:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-07-12 11:37:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The_Drake, 23 is too young to breed - you just don't look like a 'dad'
I have a dad, he's got wrinkles. and a problem with alcohol.
you're not a dad.
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The good thing about it is, that I am still young enough to be able to run around with her and keep up, It's how we bond. and when she gets older and graduates, I won't need a cane to get around. I'll be....39 or 40 when she graduates
and as far as looking like a dad....I can't grow a beard yet. I have tried desperately, but all that happens is i get random patches and a rash. So I continue to shave. *sigh*
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-07-12 11:55:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Lungfish is my favorite because of the red underwear.
Orgasmatron a close second. You just can't beat red long johns though.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-07-12 11:37:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The_Drake, 23 is too young to breed - you just don't look like a 'dad'
I have a dad, he's got wrinkles. and a problem with alcohol.
you're not a dad.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-07-12 11:33:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OHHHHHHHHHH IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THIIIIIIIINK
SEVEN BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERS
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-07-12 10:16:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I just searched my name and found that
I need to smile more,
I seem too young to breed (is 23 too young)?
and that my status as an alter is (hopefully) gone.
.......And I look exactly as I should.
can do
can't do anything about it now
yay
.......what?
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-07-12 09:59:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-07-12 04:18:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I do not look like a cop :-(
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Hey, if it looks like bacon and it smells like bacon............
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-12 09:51:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-07-12 14:26:31 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-07-11 11:48:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-07-11 11:46:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-07-11 11:42:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-07-11 11:40:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Lungfish - Just THE coolest dude on uber.
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Agreed.
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I third that motion.
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*lights cigarette and nods head in agreement*
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uh huh. I agree.
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I would totally buy him a drink (in a non gay way) well.........
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-07-12 09:26:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-07-11 11:48:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-07-11 11:46:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-07-11 11:42:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-07-11 11:40:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Lungfish - Just THE coolest dude on uber.
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Agreed.
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I third that motion.
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*lights cigarette and nods head in agreement*
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uh huh. I agree.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-12 08:35:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You look very happy in yours leilani , makes me feel all fuzzy inside.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2007-07-12 08:31:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
YAYYYYYYYYY
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-07-12 07:51:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-07-11 14:56:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:53:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And Juls really is rocking the blowjob stance.
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I was shitfaced at a bachalorette party.
Its my whoot whoot drunken dancing face, aka Juls will pretty much do anything for a laugh while drunk
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Nah, I figured it out. It's like you're giving a blowjob while hand-tossing a pizza.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-07-12 07:19:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*blushes* Thanks for the compliments, y'all.
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2007-07-12 07:18:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-07-12 10:35:49 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Chr15 has an awesome hat.
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Booyah!
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2007-07-12 06:25:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-07-11 14:02:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Spam isn't as fat as I was led to believe
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I want to know who led you to beleive that.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-07-12 05:48:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/110056
and here is what I thought of you all, when I saw you.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-12 05:39:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bless you Little Monster, you are so sweet. I think you are too nice to be on Uber!! We don't chat enough.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-07-12 05:35:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Apollo has lost his edge now that I know he looks like the man who works in my local toll booth.
Orgasmatron has to be the smoothest mf on here.
Nice to see Cauls FEET.
Pie needs to post more pictures of herself with different hats on. Pie = hot. Pie + hats = future wife.
Chr15 has an awesome hat.
It looks like the men with D names are on form, Davros, DJ, Drogo (he looks like a Tory MP in that pic)
Emission....your too sweet to be in mafia. Get back to the beach where you belong!
Lungfish can I have your PJs? And the hat? Ah, what the hell, get your arse over to England, I'll have the whole lot!
Lech, 2+ hat, but your pic does not do you justice.
I thought The drake was an alter. Could we have another pic with a smile?
Special mention about Saccs hair, gholas chocolate, Axolotol absense, BERTYS MISSING PICTURE and the fact that cookielass from the looks of it is trying to chew her way in to a bottle of booze, now that's a good effort.
Can I have my face back now Phuzzy?
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-07-12 05:21:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If i had knew the placing in advance, i would have mirror'ed my pic, and watch little monster for eternity. Sounds like a great option.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-12 05:04:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2007-07-12 07:32:03 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Emission has the best hair of all you jokers.
Several of you are too cute for your own goods.
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best hair............thanks!! I use shampoo AND conditioner!!
Submitted by Adam_Warlock (user info) at 2007-07-12 04:57:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-12 04:56:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If you look at Drogo , Ebola and myslef we look like we could be the Uber Mafia, Drogo the friendly entrapment james bond type fellow to woo the ladies whilst me and Ebola blew their heads off with automatics.
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2007-07-12 04:41:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Silent Renegade took the red pill...
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-12 04:40:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So any women want to declare undying love/admiration for me?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-07-12 04:20:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
etc
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-07-12 04:19:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
we are all disgusting looking mingers
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-07-12 04:18:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I do not look like a cop :-(
I look like an ex-cop, I was hoping for a government look anyway. Those rosy red cheeks are 100% pure unadalterated over drinking.
mmmmmmm Uber Girlies are hot, I can't put my finger on which one is best. Well i could put my finger on them if I printed it off but that would be kinda sick, wouldnt it?
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-07-12 03:53:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That is a positivly awful photo of me.
:(
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-12 03:28:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-07-12 02:34:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
..
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-07-12 02:34:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-07-12 02:34:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
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Oh just give it a plus 2 already!
...you are such a nerd.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-07-12 03:03:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oops
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-07-12 02:34:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
..
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-07-12 02:34:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-07-12 02:34:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2007-07-12 02:32:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Emission has the best hair of all you jokers.
Several of you are too cute for your own goods.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-07-12 00:23:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-07-12 00:13:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-07-12 14:01:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You've nailed it, Stagger. That is exactly what people do all the time...in their heads, anyway.\
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Well, duh.
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Oh...right.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-07-12 00:13:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-07-12 14:01:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You've nailed it, Stagger. That is exactly what people do all the time...in their heads, anyway.\
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Well, duh.
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-07-12 14:01:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Better looking than Nick Cave below.
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Hahahaha
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2007-07-12 00:05:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have to say, a lot of times when I check these out I love the little visual gags.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-07-12 00:01:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You've nailed it, Stagger. That is exactly what people do all the time...in their heads, anyway.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-07-12 00:01:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Better looking than Nick Cave below.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-07-11 23:55:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You cunts are wierd. Would you walk into a room with a dozen girls in it and announce "Hmm, you, you, you, you and you are all hotties. Kudos!"
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-11 23:51:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-07-11 20:26:34 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A list of those I would deem "hotties" not to say that everone isnt beautiful in their own way but.... ahh theres no way to do this nicely so heres my list.
experima
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thank you kindly, Sgt!
Submitted by Charlilot (user info) at 2007-07-11 23:32:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Haha ok you got me Kaos.
I'm really Caul. I just made a chick account so I can flirt with all the ubermen without the gay comments.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-07-11 23:31:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Parlor Trick has perfect facial features, whatever the fuck that means.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-07-11 23:26:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A list of those I would deem "hotties" not to say that everone isnt beautiful in their own way but.... ahh theres no way to do this nicely so heres my list.
experima
crystle
forensic
gnarls
hilarity
susie derkins
viciousness
tiger lilly
Cheers to the lovely ladies of Ubersite!
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-07-11 23:09:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Lishy's on top of Sico.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-07-11 23:06:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 I'm under phuzzy. I like phuzzy being on top of me.
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-07-11 23:06:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-07-11 18:20:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Juls that sort of Air Blowjob pose thing you've got going on there in your pic w/ both hands on it. You could get it too <3
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IM NOT PANTOMIMING A BLOW JOB.....WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE SLEEPING WITH?!?
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-07-11 23:03:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 I'm next to breasts. I like being next to breasts.
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2007-07-11 23:00:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I look so fucking awesome.
Submitted by earth_collapse (user info) at 2007-07-11 22:49:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I never get on these fucking lists, and it pisses me OFF, for some unknown reason.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-07-11 22:31:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
11 was phuzzy's number anyway. I could go much higher. No problem.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-11 22:27:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I
I
V?
neato!
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-07-11 22:25:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
man that assholy guy sure is a fine looking man
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-07-11 22:24:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The arrow I made is just 2 capital 'i's and a capital 'v' lol :p
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2007-07-11 22:15:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm in a circe/Crystle sammich... the place I most enjoy being.
So now that this is done months later, does that mean I'll be getting that long email you promised?
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-07-11 22:13:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Charlilot (user info) at 2007-07-11 20:31:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Haha thanks this was nice.
Oh and Kaos I don't post I just put a pic in so that when I comment people won't think I'm someone's alter.
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Hmmm, yes well... that seems rather a good strategy... FOR AN ALTER!!!
That's right! I'll be keepin' an eye on you, Miss "Charlilot" or whatever you fancy yourself.
**watches keenly for any Method-like behaviour**
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-11 22:06:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hi, Z!
>
,
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ah, shit. I don't know how to do the arrow thing. :(
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-07-11 22:04:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
There is 1 of the 4.
I
I
V
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-11 22:02:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
circles make us square
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-07-11 21:51:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I disagree'd with his opinion. I did not insult him in any way. If he feels 11 are good looking than so be it. I however only find 4 to be attractive. I couldn't possibly see 11 people of that list being 'get it' worthy.
So as far as challenging him or whatever nonesense you were talking about, yea thats a no dicer.
Submitted by ChalupaTres (user info) at 2007-07-11 21:18:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-07-11 21:08:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
dude... 11? Please there is maybe 4 at most. At tops 4 of those on the list are good looking. Everyone else...
thanks for playing.
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So you're one of those people who has to try too hard and play it painfully cool and challenge people even when what he's challenging is an opinion. How very, very lame. *yawn*
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-07-11 21:16:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
dude I fucking laughed out loud with little monster's one.
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-07-11 21:08:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
dude... 11? Please there is maybe 4 at most. At tops 4 of those on the list are good looking. Everyone else...
thanks for playing.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-07-11 20:33:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-07-11 20:29:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
fo shizzle
Submitted by Charlilot (user info) at 2007-07-11 20:31:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Haha thanks this was nice.
Oh and Kaos I don't post I just put a pic in so that when I comment people won't think I'm someone's alter.
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2007-07-11 20:28:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
is that really avals? wow, we need to procreate
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-07-11 20:20:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:04:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
There are at least 11 lasses in this that I would very happily get amongst.
[at least...]
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-07-11 19:16:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
another list I didn't make
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2007-07-11 18:57:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-07-11 13:51:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Leaving Berty out -4
What you did with LittleMonster +54164161684179819
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-07-11 18:20:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Juls that sort of Air Blowjob pose thing you've got going on there in your pic w/ both hands on it. You could get it too <3
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-07-11 18:12:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-07-11 17:07:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Drogoroch looks like a cop.
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I agree
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-07-11 17:57:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Susie Derkins could get it.
maybe Siren too.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2007-07-11 17:46:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
the following is a list of uberusers who would 'get it' from me if they asked:
hilarity_ensues
that is all.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-07-11 17:44:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd like to go drinking with-but-obviously-not-limited-to all the girls from A thorugh B.
I'd still uberstalk Orgasmatron and claim him as my own all over again.
phuzzy's pic needs more face please.
I was hoping for a new Coyote pic.
The_Drake looks exactly as he should.
JoeyG and EmissionImpossible both look American to me.
lungfish, ghola with chocolate on her face, and coleslaw_murphy's pics, while familiar, still make me happy.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-07-11 17:40:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bravo.
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-07-11 17:26:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Of all these pictures I saw I think 2 people that were good looking. (It would have definately been 3, but I wasn't in the lineup)
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right. you keep telling yourself that when you cry yourself to sleep at night after daddy's done spilling in your anal cavity.
Not gonna lie, I chuckled a little bit at this idiot's comment <3
Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2007-07-11 17:11:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
w00t
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2007-07-11 17:10:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahaha..i love thorpe
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-07-11 17:07:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Forthewin's youth scares me.
I always thought beeltea was a girl.
Emission has nice hair
I always imagined JoeyG as a ginger.
Indoninja looks like a 70's porn star.
Hotpocket = sexy. (apart from Despina)
Drogoroch looks like a cop.
Thorpe.
The_Drake and Manic look too young to be breeding.
i_can_get_you_a_toe is hungover.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-11 16:55:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i used to be a longhair. i let it grow for 8 years from being shaved almost bald.
i wouldn't have shaved it off if i had known it made fg all weak in the knees.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-07-11 16:54:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-07-11 16:14:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-07-11 13:41:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Coyote and Death Metal Dude...what can I say....I'm a sucker for long haired men.
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yeah... I know what you mean
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I have a substantial ponytail. INSAIJS.
Submitted by hellish (user info) at 2007-07-11 16:54:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-07-11 15:39:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Of all these pictures I saw I think 2 people that were good looking. (It would have definately been 3, but I wasn't in the lineup)
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right. you keep telling yourself that when you cry yourself to sleep at night after daddy's done spilling in your anal cavity.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-07-11 16:14:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-07-11 13:41:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Coyote and Death Metal Dude...what can I say....I'm a sucker for long haired men.
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yeah... I know what you mean
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-07-11 16:04:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You are not 1 of the 2 who could get it. You look like you've been ran thru a few to many times.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-07-11 15:51:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome.
My picture looked better full size :(
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-07-11 15:39:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Of all these pictures I saw I think 2 people that were good looking. (It would have definately been 3, but I wasn't in the lineup)
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-07-11 15:37:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-07-11 14:10:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Skrap, didja try the soup? Turn out okay?
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I had to work late Tuesday and didn't get the ingredients. I have the recipe printed and in my truck, though. Last night and tonight I'm working on my newest oldish motorcycle (1985 GPz750) after work but I'll stop by the sto' on the way home. I'll make the soup this weekend, promise. I bet it'll be a keeper.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-07-11 15:30:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
:(
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-11 15:24:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2007-07-11 14:32:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Do the following:
1: Click "Start"
2: "Run"
3: Type "msconfig"
4: hit "Enter" key
5: Click "startup" tab at top
6: Uncheck every single one of those little boxes you see there except perhaps for your Norton Antivirus (if you want to keep it...I recommend ditching it in favor of AVG Free Edition like I said in my last review. If you decide to follow my advice there, go ahead and uncheck Norton as well.)
7: Restart the computer
8: When computer restarts it will say something like "you are currently using selective startup...blah blah blah"
9: Check "don't show this message again" and click "ok"
Your computer will probably run 10X faster already.
Now, when that is done, do the following...
1: Go to Start, control panel, add/remove programs and take out everything you and your parents don't use, including Norton Antivirus.
2: Download and install AVG Free
3: Download and install "Spybot Search and Destroy" and "Ad-Aware SE Free Version". You can find both by google searching.
4: After these are installed, update them by using the "check for updates" buttons in the respective programs, then run them one at a time. These programs will scan for malware, adware, spyware...all the shit that slows your system down after a while. At the end of the scans, make sure the little boxes beside the items it finds are checked and get rid of whatever it tells you to.
5: Restart computer.
6: Click "start", "all programs", "accessories", "system tools", "disc defragmenter"
7: Click "defragment"
This will take a while, especially if you've never done it. Leave it alone till it completes.
When it's done, restart the computer and voila! It should run like it did the day you got it.
_________________
I actually take back my prior statement.
This is pretty good information to have around.
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-07-11 15:22:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Why is someone a nerd for knowing something about computers? Computer programming is a hot commodity right now in the world's job market. Kindly pull your head out of your ass and catch up with the rest of us.
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-11 15:21:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-07-11 15:10:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2007-07-11 14:44:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-07-11 14:41:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Defrag is largely unnecessary on NTFS. Never compress your drives.
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Making files contiguous can make a lot of difference in drive search time.
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With modern drives, a journaled filesystem makes a bigger difference. While NTFS isn't a real journaled filesystem, it's isn't FAT either so my statement is much more true.
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You two are a couple of fucking NERDS.
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-07-11 15:13:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
E-heroes lists r c00l
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-07-11 15:10:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2007-07-11 14:44:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-07-11 14:41:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Defrag is largely unnecessary on NTFS. Never compress your drives.
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Making files contiguous can make a lot of difference in drive search time.
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With modern drives, a journaled filesystem makes a bigger difference. While NTFS isn't a real journaled filesystem, it's isn't FAT either so my statement is much more true.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-07-11 15:09:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:55:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:51:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I hardly recognized Manic Mother without the finger.
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Gee thanks, bonger, Bring that damn pic up again why don't you.
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but I like you and the finger.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-07-11 14:58:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
In an incredible clash between uberpost and reality, Shlongy is shown at his actual size in that photo.
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-07-11 14:56:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:53:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And Juls really is rocking the blowjob stance.
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I was shitfaced at a bachalorette party.
Its my whoot whoot drunken dancing face, aka Juls will pretty much do anything for a laugh while drunk
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-11 14:52:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2007-07-11 14:48:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It was a bad joke, Caul.
Get it? "KLEEN"-ex / "DIRTY"-ex
My jokes aren't gonna bet much better right now.
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fuck man, get some sleep and some sun...you used to be funny...this is just bad.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-11 14:49:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2007-07-11 14:47:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't do tech support anymore.
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oh so what do you do?
are u a sales rep for alex jones? or do you live under the wing of that mail order bride of yours?
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2007-07-11 14:48:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It was a bad joke, Caul.
Get it? "KLEEN"-ex / "DIRTY"-ex
My jokes aren't gonna bet much better right now.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2007-07-11 14:47:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-11 14:45:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
so tell me, is that whole procedure the same thing you repeat day after day to clueless customers?
you must be really angry at life.
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I don't do tech support anymore. Thank god. And yes, it drove me absolutely mad to do that job. I hate most people anyway, but when I have to basically teach them how to not only use their computers but also READ what's right in front of them, it becomes unbearable.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-11 14:46:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You mean dirtyex doncha? """
what lingo is this, anglo boy?
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2007-07-11 14:45:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-11 14:42:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2007-07-11 14:42:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-11 14:39:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-07-11 14:38:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bedtime.
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i bet he's gone jerking off furiously to internet porn like a good 18 yo.
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Either way, we know you like to imagine it.
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i sure do. i wish i was a kleenex.
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You mean dirtyex doncha?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-11 14:45:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
so tell me, is that whole procedure the same thing you repeat day after day to clueless customers?
you must be really angry at life.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2007-07-11 14:44:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-07-11 14:41:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Defrag is largely unnecessary on NTFS. Never compress your drives.
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Making files contiguous can make a lot of difference in drive search time. But you're right, no reason to compress. In fact, that's probably a bad idea.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-11 14:42:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2007-07-11 14:42:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-11 14:39:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-07-11 14:38:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bedtime.
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i bet he's gone jerking off furiously to internet porn like a good 18 yo.
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Either way, we know you like to imagine it.
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i sure do. i wish i was a kleenex.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2007-07-11 14:42:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-11 14:39:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-07-11 14:38:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bedtime.
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i bet he's gone jerking off furiously to internet porn like a good 18 yo.
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Either way, we know you like to imagine it.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-07-11 14:41:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Defrag is largely unnecessary on NTFS. Never compress your drives.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2007-07-11 14:41:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Also, Thorpe...
If you decide to get a new computer, as long as it uses a standard IDE Hard Drive, I'd take the hard drive out of the box you're using now, wipe it clean, and use it as a secondary drive in your new machine. That'll give you 50% more storage capacity!
If you need help doing that, just ask. Or google it, it's easy as piss. Seriously, a monkey can do it.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-11 14:39:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-07-11 14:38:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bedtime.
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i bet he's gone jerking off furiously to internet porn like a good 18 yo.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-07-11 14:38:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah it's defragmented regularly and compressed/decompressed/whichever seems to work the fastest. And spyware etc is pretty much taken care of. This msconfig thing though sounds good, except most of the popups are because I tried to upgrade media player and it cottoned on to the fact that we have a pirated version of windows. I will give it a shot though, thanks. Though it will be kinda pointless since I'm getting a new one.
Bedtime.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-11 14:36:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
boy, ETS sure knows his job.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2007-07-11 14:32:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-07-11 14:06:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The one I am using now was due to be thrown out in 2004 by my uncle's work until he saw the one we had before that (which was bought in '97 and hadn't been upgraded since).
The reason we do not upgrade the computer is that it is my parent's belief that if a computer "works", there is simply no need for a different one. After all, why change it if it works??? The other reason is that when, after I tried to convince them that it is essentially broken (given that it downloads stuff at 21kbps,isn't compatible with anything, freezes up when you try to use more than 3 programs at once, and about five or six different unavoidable prompts need to be dealt with upon startup before using it), they began checking the outside of the tower for scratches and dents.
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Thorpe, listen...
Do the following:
1: Click "Start"
2: "Run"
3: Type "msconfig"
4: hit "Enter" key
5: Click "startup" tab at top
6: Uncheck every single one of those little boxes you see there except perhaps for your Norton Antivirus (if you want to keep it...I recommend ditching it in favor of AVG Free Edition like I said in my last review. If you decide to follow my advice there, go ahead and uncheck Norton as well.)
7: Restart the computer
8: When computer restarts it will say something like "you are currently using selective startup...blah blah blah"
9: Check "don't show this message again" and click "ok"
Your computer will probably run 10X faster already.
Now, when that is done, do the following...
1: Go to Start, control panel, add/remove programs and take out everything you and your parents don't use, including Norton Antivirus.
2: Download and install AVG Free
3: Download and install "Spybot Search and Destroy" and "Ad-Aware SE Free Version". You can find both by google searching.
4: After these are installed, update them by using the "check for updates" buttons in the respective programs, then run them one at a time. These programs will scan for malware, adware, spyware...all the shit that slows your system down after a while. At the end of the scans, make sure the little boxes beside the items it finds are checked and get rid of whatever it tells you to.
5: Restart computer.
6: Click "start", "all programs", "accessories", "system tools", "disc defragmenter"
7: Click "defragment"
This will take a while, especially if you've never done it. Leave it alone till it completes.
When it's done, restart the computer and voila! It should run like it did the day you got it.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-11 14:28:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-11 14:25:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i've never had an anti-virus or firewall other than what windows provide for "protection" cuz i never needed one.
here's a good anti-virus...STOP DOWNLOADING PORN AND GTFO YOUR HOUSE IF YOU WANNA WATCH MOVIES
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haha!
it's funny because its true.
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-07-11 14:28:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-07-11 14:22:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by DeadToast (user info) at 2007-07-11 13:59:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I wish I wasn't born without a face. Then I could be in this, too.
Oh, and I wouldn't be a freak. That'd be swell.
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APPARENTLY YOU DON'T NEED A FACE TO BE IN THIS
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el oh el
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-07-11 14:26:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
As I said, I'm gonna get this computer whether I would prefer another or not, as it's already sitting in a box in my dad's office because we rorted the system. I'm not gonna complain.
Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2007-07-11 14:26:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-11 14:25:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i've never had an anti-virus or firewall other than what windows provide for "protection" cuz i never needed one.
here's a good anti-virus...STOP DOWNLOADING PORN AND GTFO YOUR HOUSE IF YOU WANNA WATCH MOVIES
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-07-11 14:24:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
See, this is why computers shit me - completely different opinions from people based on the same information. Thanks for the info ETS though.
Just using it for simple stuff like browsing the internet, storing photos etc. but I would like to do a lot of it at the same time, and without massive loading times which it might not snap out of, and be able to buy programs like Flash and photoshop and stuff. Though if I ever felt the need to edit a film or play a super graphic intensive video game I would like the piece of mind I imagine comes with knowing it is not a pipe dream.
It is 4:20 AM and I am being purposefully verbose in comments that do not require it, which is a sure sign that I am ready to go to sleep.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-07-11 14:22:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by DeadToast (user info) at 2007-07-11 13:59:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I wish I wasn't born without a face. Then I could be in this, too.
Oh, and I wouldn't be a freak. That'd be swell.
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APPARENTLY YOU DON'T NEED A FACE TO BE IN THIS
*stomps off to find a beer*
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-07-11 14:22:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2007-07-11 14:15:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-07-11 18:24:49 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Also, if you have a keyboard and mouse, you don't need to buy a new one really, unless you just want everything to match for some reason, in which case you'd most certainly be a gay man in my book, and Norton Antivirus is complete shit. I wouldn't even use it, let alone pay any extra to get it. You can download a free antivirus that works just fine.
AVG Free Edition: http://free.grisoft.com/doc/downloads-products/us/frt/0?prd=aff
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I'm more sold on avast, but avg is tolerable. A little heavy on the CPU load.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-11 14:21:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i forgot the hard drive...it was a 250gb 7200
i don't know if that's a lot or a little...i don't follow that shit anymore, i work on mainframes adn i call up some two-bit tech like ETS when my comp breaks out at work.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-11 14:19:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
don't buy Dell thorpe...they're expensive.
i bought, last year, a dimension 2.8ghz (dual core), 2gb ddr2 ram, 20" screen, 512 mb radeon x1900...with a few accessories like nice speakers...price? 3000$
what a rip off. though i have no idea what i bought that thing...just to play CS, i guess
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-07-11 14:18:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm neither current nor missed. Why doesn't this bother me?
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2007-07-11 14:16:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
where the hell is my pic? how come I always get left out? bears have feelings too, y'know!
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2007-07-11 14:15:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2007-07-11 14:15:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-07-11 18:24:49 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
ATTN: COMPUTER NERDS
Is a:
DELL P4/2.4GHZ
1 GB DDR400
40BG Hard disk
Kyboard and Mouse
19 inch Monitor
Windows XP Professional
Norton Antivirus 2007
computer any good?
Right now I have a *reads front of computer* "Dell Dimension XPS T500" (don't know, don't know, 19GB Hard disk, keyboard and mouse, 13 inch shitty curved monitor that cannot be turned off, Windows XP pirated, expired pirated Norton Antivirus 2004) and I hate it.
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Depends on what you use it for and how much you have to give for it.
Unless you're going to be editing films and playing super graphic intensive video games at the same time on two different monitors or some shit, that computer should be just fine. You might want to expand your hard drive space at some point so you don't have to keep cleaning it out, or get a DVD burner to put in it, but it looks to me like you should be fine on RAM and processor speed.
What are you planning on using it for?
Also, if you have a keyboard and mouse, you don't need to buy a new one really, unless you just want everything to match for some reason, in which case you'd most certainly be a gay man in my book, and Norton Antivirus is complete shit. I wouldn't even use it, let alone pay any extra to get it. You can download a free antivirus that works just fine.
AVG Free Edition: http://free.grisoft.com/doc/downloads-products/us/frt/0?prd=aff
Fuck Norton! It screws up more than it helps. It's too invasive, and it just gets in the way half the time. Plus, I suspect that the makers of Norton and McAfee antivirus suites create many of the viruses out there to secure the need for their products...no shit. So fuck 'em. Get AVG instead.
Hope that helps.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-07-11 14:11:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Slow down with the acronyms there, TechnoLad.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-07-11 14:10:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Skrap, didja try the soup? Turn out okay?
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-07-11 14:10:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Have you ever been on MSN and had to write "I've got to go offline for a minute, I just need to start Word"?
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-07-11 14:08:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Why do you need more than one program at a time? You kids.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-07-11 14:06:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The one I am using now was due to be thrown out in 2004 by my uncle's work until he saw the one we had before that (which was bought in '97 and hadn't been upgraded since).
The reason we do not upgrade the computer is that it is my parent's belief that if a computer "works", there is simply no need for a different one. After all, why change it if it works??? The other reason is that when, after I tried to convince them that it is essentially broken (given that it downloads stuff at 21kbps,isn't compatible with anything, freezes up when you try to use more than 3 programs at once, and about five or six different unavoidable prompts need to be dealt with upon startup before using it), they began checking the outside of the tower for scratches and dents.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-07-11 14:06:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You'll cry harder when it starts smoking.
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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-07-11 11:00:18 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-07-11 18:24:49 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
ATTN: COMPUTER NERDS
Is a:
DELL P4/2.4GHZ
1 GB DDR400
40BG Hard disk
Kyboard and Mouse
19 inch Monitor
Windows XP Professional
Norton Antivirus 2007
computer any good?
Right now I have a *reads front of computer* "Dell Dimension XPS T500" (don't know, don't know, 19GB Hard disk, keyboard and mouse, 13 inch shitty curved monitor that cannot be turned off, Windows XP pirated, expired pirated Norton Antivirus 2004) and I hate it.
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My second question is: Will there be a noticeable difference between the new one and the old one?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-07-11 14:02:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Spam isn't as fat as I was led to believe
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-07-11 14:01:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Your monitor will be 6 inches bigger and your hard drive will be slightly more than twice the size.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-07-11 14:00:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well done. Well done indeed.
czwij: No, you don't, but I see EVERYTHING!
Hilarity_Ensues: It's nice to see the face of my Uberdopted kid. It's wierd... we have the same pupil.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-07-11 14:00:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-07-11 18:24:49 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
ATTN: COMPUTER NERDS
Is a:
DELL P4/2.4GHZ
1 GB DDR400
40BG Hard disk
Kyboard and Mouse
19 inch Monitor
Windows XP Professional
Norton Antivirus 2007
computer any good?
Right now I have a *reads front of computer* "Dell Dimension XPS T500" (don't know, don't know, 19GB Hard disk, keyboard and mouse, 13 inch shitty curved monitor that cannot be turned off, Windows XP pirated, expired pirated Norton Antivirus 2004) and I hate it.
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My second question is: Will there be a noticeable difference between the new one and the old one?
Submitted by DeadToast (user info) at 2007-07-11 13:59:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I wish I wasn't born without a face. Then I could be in this, too.
Oh, and I wouldn't be a freak. That'd be swell.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-07-11 13:56:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-07-11 18:50:38 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll cut you.
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"that's not a knife
THIS is a knife."
President of Australia 1993
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-07-11 13:55:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
PS - I like the MJ thingy
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-07-11 13:53:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*SWOON*
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-07-11 09:32:28 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Crystle didn't make one of those stalking lists below, so I'm just going to go ahead and add her to mine.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-07-11 13:52:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ahahaha -
also, same re: berty comment below.
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Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-07-11 06:43:03 PDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No badassmofo in the memorium section?
he was charming.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-07-11 13:51:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Leaving Berty out -4
What you did with LittleMonster +54164161684179819
Submitted by Sydney (user info) at 2007-07-11 13:50:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I think we need more token blackies. Creep, Getnakedd, and Kracka...that's seriously about 5% of this post.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-07-11 13:50:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll cut you.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-07-11 13:48:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-07-11 18:43:07 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
MacFace is right, but he doesn't get an opinion cos PCs are too hard to use for him.
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Listen here McOzzy. If I have to fly down there and hide your witchidegrubs I will do. Capice?
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-07-11 13:45:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think Sinistral is Shlongy's illegitimate son.
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-07-11 13:45:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ugh espn is starting to show commercials advertising david beckhams first game in America.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-07-11 13:43:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*weeeeps*
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-07-11 13:43:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
MacFace is right, but he doesn't get an opinion cos PCs are too hard to use for him.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-07-11 13:42:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2007-07-12 03:38:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahahahahahahahahahaha! That frame DOES make me look like some kind of advertisement for gay porn.
And why is julie presented here as seen through a fish-eye lens?
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I think that is her normal face.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-07-11 13:41:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Coyote and Death Metal Dude...what can I say....I'm a sucker for long haired men.
Lots of pretty people though.
Great work Phuzz
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-07-11 13:41:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-07-11 18:24:49 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
ATTN: COMPUTER NERDS
Is a:
DELL P4/2.4GHZ
1 GB DDR400
40BG Hard disk
Kyboard and Mouse
19 inch Monitor
Windows XP Professional
Norton Antivirus 2007
computer any good?
Right now I have a *reads front of computer* "Dell Dimension XPS T500" (don't know, don't know, 19GB Hard disk, keyboard and mouse, 13 inch shitty curved monitor that cannot be turned off, Windows XP pirated, expired pirated Norton Antivirus 2004) and I hate it.
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Utter utter gash. even by australian standards
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2007-07-11 13:38:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahahahahahahahahahaha! That frame DOES make me look like some kind of advertisement for gay porn.
And why is julie presented here as seen through a fish-eye lens?
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2007-07-11 13:37:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Woot.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-07-11 13:34:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Do NOT expect great things from this computer.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-07-11 13:33:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am getting this new computer whether I would prefer another or not, so I just want to know if I should approach it with expectations (of it not being a complete piece of shit) or not.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-07-11 13:29:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
FUCK DELL IN ITS DIRTY ARSE, Thorpe.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-11 13:26:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Another great picture of Shlongy:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/110043
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-11 13:25:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
...and I am totally gunna take a dump on Shlongy's ugly, shiny head.
Daily.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-07-11 13:24:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ATTN: COMPUTER NERDS
Is a:
DELL P4/2.4GHZ
1 GB DDR400
40BG Hard disk
Kyboard and Mouse
19 inch Monitor
Windows XP Professional
Norton Antivirus 2007
computer any good?
Right now I have a *reads front of computer* "Dell Dimension XPS T500" (don't know, don't know, 19GB Hard disk, keyboard and mouse, 13 inch shitty curved monitor that cannot be turned off, Windows XP pirated, expired pirated Norton Antivirus 2004) and I hate it.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-11 13:22:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-07-11 13:01:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Note: not Lishy's real hair color above.
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Note: I get to hang out beside her fake hair ALL year. WOOO!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-11 13:21:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-07-11 12:31:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-11 12:28:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
nice work, eh.
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you're so 2-dimensional, rob.
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That 3rd one scares me.
See, I'm hideous.
I'm, like, super fat and ugly with all kinds of acne n' greasy hair and nasty warts all over my face and bloated torso.
I also have a perpetually runny nose.
...as you can imagine - no shots exist of me outside of my parents basement. When they take me out for walks they usually throw a blanket over me. (...which is actually pretty kick-ass - cuz the whip doesn't hurt so much.)
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-07-11 13:18:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-07-11 13:10:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-07-12 03:07:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
damn I joined right after this amalgom (sp?) of Uberites was assembled like VolTron, I'll have to get in on the next one.
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Yeah man, that'll validate you.
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damn you think so? I've been meaning to post a camwhore but what pic to choose? not to mention I may get retalitory -2's on all of my subsequent posts following...
I'll work on it.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-07-11 13:10:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-07-12 03:07:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
damn I joined right after this amalgom (sp?) of Uberites was assembled like VolTron, I'll have to get in on the next one.
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Yeah man, that'll validate you.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-07-11 13:08:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I loverz me some Scourge!!!
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-07-11 13:07:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
damn I joined right after this amalgom (sp?) of Uberites was assembled like VolTron, I'll have to get in on the next one.
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-11 13:07:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Scourge giving himself way too much credit below.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-11 13:03:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-07-11 12:52:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-11 12:41:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oh yeah, who is gonna do the one line user review post this year?
i got dibs if nobody else wants it.
___________________
Oh, I'm sure your views will go down SO well...
... I can see it now.
fag
fag
fag
ugly cunt
fag
I'd fuck it
fag
fatty mcfatty
fag
ugly cunt
... and so on.
PS. I still love you
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Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, yeah, you got me pegged FOR SURE!
Here's the deal. I am sometimes quite the caustic asshole around here, and I enjoy it immensely when I get the opportunity, BUT:
a.) it's almost always reserved for oathmeal and his ilk, and usually only when they ask for it first.
b.) i am a lot more creative with my vitriol than all THAT (perhaps you have me confused with shlongy?)
c.) if i did decide to do it in this way, would i really care if it went down well?
d.) why don't you just shut up, you fatty mcfatty fag ugly cunt who i'd fuck?
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-07-11 13:02:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
no but it should be.
HAWT
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-07-11 13:01:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Note: not Lishy's real hair color above.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-07-11 12:59:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
good show.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-07-11 12:52:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-11 12:41:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oh yeah, who is gonna do the one line user review post this year?
i got dibs if nobody else wants it.
___________________
Oh, I'm sure your views will go down SO well...
... I can see it now.
fag
fag
fag
ugly cunt
fag
I'd fuck it
fag
fatty mcfatty
fag
ugly cunt
... and so on.
PS. I still love you
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-07-11 12:48:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
well thats fun
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-07-11 12:43:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ghola - http://www.ubersite.com/m/90879
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-07-11 12:42:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-11 12:41:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oh yeah, who is gonna do the one line user review post this year?
i got dibs if nobody else wants it.
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what is that?
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2007-07-11 12:42:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Stagger Lee - very nice pic, who knew?
And I kick arse.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-11 12:41:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oh yeah, who is gonna do the one line user review post this year?
i got dibs if nobody else wants it.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-07-11 12:41:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-11 11:28:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Two things come quickly to mind:
1) I'm the best looking guy in the directory
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which is amazing because you're probably the oldest. More proof men age like fine cheese.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-11 12:40:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yeah, the inverted look was to represent the new bad boy image i was trying out.
i'm all done with that now though.
phuzzy, repost right away and invert me back.
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-11 12:39:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
After further review, soley trinity is ultracute.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-07-11 12:36:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Great cheb shot on Coley there
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2007-07-11 12:36:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
who are those people?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-07-11 12:35:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Death Metal Dude looks like less of a dick than he is
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2007-07-11 12:33:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Great job! And thorpe doesn't look like he's 10 yrs old anymore, wooo!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-07-11 12:32:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oy. I should have used a completely white background in my picture. I could almost blend in with the faceless, generic men that surround me.
I see scourge has adopted the "inverted" style. A bold move, and certainly a better one than my shitty "embossed" look from last year.
That IS what Stagger_Lee looks like, mind.
Crystle didn't make one of those stalking lists below, so I'm just going to go ahead and add her to mine.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-07-11 12:31:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-11 12:28:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
nice work, eh.
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you're so 2-dimensional, rob.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-11 12:28:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
nice work, eh.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-07-11 12:21:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:42:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You mean me Merlina, dont you!
~~~
of course..
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2007-07-11 12:18:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
How does this post http://www.ubersite.com/m/77977 have 40,000 hits?
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-07-11 12:17:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:25:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Great picture, Beano you fucking retard.
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BWAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH
Submitted by Sydney (user info) at 2007-07-11 12:06:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sunny, some real gems can be found here: http://www.ubersite.com/u/goldplatedoranges
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-07-11 12:04:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sydney (user info) at 2007-07-11 11:57:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'd fuck Hilarity until her pussy bleeds, then fuck her twice as hard because blood is good lube.
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Oh my god Sydney, you're so dark and disturbed. I can't believe anyone could think such a thing.
I am truly shocked by your behaviour. In fact, I am so shocked, I feel compelled to go read more posts from such a creative and disturbed individual.
Fucking tool.
Submitted by Sydney (user info) at 2007-07-11 11:57:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'd fuck Hilarity until her pussy bleeds, then fuck her twice as hard because blood is good lube.
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-07-11 11:57:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-07-11 11:53:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-07-11 11:51:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Drake - You told me that your STD tests all came back negative. YOU LIAR!
p.s. Maybe the tremors aren't from epilepsy, but are b/c your syphilis is in advanced stages and you're getting ready to go crazy and die. Just a thought....
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You're "Glass is Half Full" kind of girl, aren't ya?
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lollercaust
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-07-11 11:53:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-07-11 11:51:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Drake - You told me that your STD tests all came back negative. YOU LIAR!
p.s. Maybe the tremors aren't from epilepsy, but are b/c your syphilis is in advanced stages and you're getting ready to go crazy and die. Just a thought....
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You're "Glass is Half Full" kind of girl, aren't ya?
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-07-11 11:53:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-07-11 11:50:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Indeed I am, sini.
btw- they're just not old enough for any useful domestic labor yet
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<sigh> I remember those days.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-11 11:53:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I said "QUALITY"...That's my offer.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-07-11 11:51:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Manic - Yay! I'm so excited that The Man took the week off and y'all can spend some time together.
Drake - You told me that your STD tests all came back negative. YOU LIAR!
p.s. Maybe the tremors aren't from epilepsy, but are b/c your syphilis is in advanced stages and you're getting ready to go crazy and die. Just a thought....
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-07-11 11:50:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-07-11 11:41:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You make life with kids seem so enjoyable :P
Still gonna go with the same design?
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Indeed I am, sini.
btw- they're just not old enough for any useful domestic labor yet
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-07-11 11:48:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-07-11 11:46:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-07-11 11:42:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-07-11 11:40:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Lungfish - Just THE coolest dude on uber.
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Agreed.
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I third that motion.
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*lights cigarette and nods head in agreement*
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-07-11 11:46:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-07-11 11:42:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-07-11 11:40:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Lungfish - Just THE coolest dude on uber.
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Agreed.
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I third that motion.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-07-11 11:45:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Angel- Sleeping in, hanging out at the beach, and a random several day road trip. I will enjoy it!
Shlong- I HAVE quality male companionship. He took the week off.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-07-11 11:44:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-07-11 11:42:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
<sigh> I see how it is, I'm forgettable :'(
*weeps quietly*
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there there.
ALMOST forgettable.
it's only cause its been like 8 years since your last e-mail.
and I have epillepsy.
and syphillis
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-07-11 11:42:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-07-11 11:40:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Lungfish - Just THE coolest dude on uber.
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Agreed.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-11 11:42:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn you spacing in my name!
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-07-11 11:42:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
<sigh> I see how it is, I'm forgettable :'(
*weeps quietly*
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-11 11:41:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
MANIC- care for some "quality male company" while the children are gone?
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-07-11 11:41:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You make life with kids seem so enjoyable :P
Still gonna go with the same design?
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-07-11 11:40:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Julie - Gorgeous
Hilarity - Gorgeous
Lungfish - Just THE coolest dude on uber.
That is all.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-07-11 11:40:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahaha, it's like watching a person who's been in the pokey for 10 yrs getting ready to get out.
Y'all got anything planned, or are you just gonna sleep in and enjoy having quiet time all the time?
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-07-11 11:39:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
[i]blarg[i/]
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-07-11 11:39:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I Almost forgot about you, angel. I'll add you to my list of bangables.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-07-11 11:38:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry, got a little excited there. Deep breathing.... only 3 days to go.
WWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-07-11 11:37:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awww Manic, I'm so happy for you!
That's a beautius pic of you and the girl.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-07-11 11:36:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Not yet but there's still hope. The girls will be in chicago with my parents for 10 days beginning saturday.
10 DAYS...... 10 MOTHERFUCKING BEAUTIFUL DAYS OF PEACE
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-07-11 11:35:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-11 11:21:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
kaos-king: http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/users.cgi?sort=hits&days=ALL
_____________________
AWESOME! Thanks, Scourge.
I've got about 100,000 hits to go and 10 users to climb over.
Only two of those users post at all frequently anymore.
Hmmm...
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-07-11 11:33:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Manicmother did you ever get that tattoo?
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2007-07-11 11:31:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Experima has definitely got "Come fuck me immediately" quality about her.
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-07-11 11:31:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-11 11:30:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-11 11:28:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Two things come quickly to mind:
1) I'm the best looking guy in the directory
2) Fuck the MVA
2b) Who ARE most of those people?
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WHOAH FROM LEFT FIELD!
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-11 11:29:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:54:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:50:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:49:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:48:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Are... are you SERIOUS???
That makes me kinda sad.
Poor bastard. I never did understand the Greening hate, but we never really interacted.
===
nobody hated greening.
_________________
I disagree with vigorous fervor.
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roid rage is not hate.
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:(
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-11 11:28:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Two things come quickly to mind:
1) I'm the best looking guy in the directory
2) Fuck the MVA
2b) Who ARE most of those people?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-11 11:21:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
kaos-king: http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/users.cgi?sort=hits&days=ALL
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-07-11 11:10:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
method lost weight.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-07-11 11:10:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ahaha @ drake.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-11 11:08:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ive written more reviews than i have hits
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-07-11 11:08:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2007-07-11 11:06:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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where the fuck have you been boy?
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-07-11 11:08:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-07-11 11:04:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-07-12 01:03:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:50:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:22:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm updating my stalker schedule....
Susie....Coley......LM's tits......Forensicgirl.....then Lishy.
busy busy busy
===
Yay I made a list!
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Yeah....I'd want attention from that guy too...
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HEY!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-07-11 11:08:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
holy fuck i can't spell sighting!
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-07-11 11:07:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-11 11:03:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
why would anyone want to have a spot on the MVA?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-11 11:02:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you have a lot of people ahead of you kaos-king.
________________________
1 - You're damn close yourself, Caul. You're only the slightest bit behind me.
2 - MVA? I dunno? Just for the hell of it.
3 - How did you figure this out Scourge? Besides the fact you're more intelligent than me, I don't know how to determin such things.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-07-11 11:07:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
holy fuck a nath siting!
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2007-07-11 11:06:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sons of bitches. I'm still here. Just not posted for a while. Too busy. And junk. Plus I need to go a lot further to have a smoke break now. It sucks.
I'll post soon and it will blow you mother fuckers away.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-07-11 11:04:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-07-12 01:03:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:50:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:22:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm updating my stalker schedule....
Susie....Coley......LM's tits......Forensicgirl.....then Lishy.
busy busy busy
===
Yay I made a list!
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Yeah....I'd want attention from that guy too...
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2007-07-11 11:04:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Kick ass.
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-07-11 11:03:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:50:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:22:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm updating my stalker schedule....
Susie....Coley......LM's tits......Forensicgirl.....then Lishy.
busy busy busy
===
Yay I made a list!
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-07-11 11:03:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-07-11 11:01:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm going to start praying to ETS and Coyote. Doze guyz are teh messiah!
_______________________
ETS does look quite sociopathic in his photo.
At least Coyote looks like he would enjoy playing in your entrails afterwards...
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-11 11:03:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
why would anyone want to have a spot on the MVA?
maybe bad authors who need attention, but other than that
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-11 11:02:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-07-11 07:00:26 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm happy to see everyone.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-11 11:02:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you have a lot of people ahead of you kaos-king.
since nath is seemingly done with uber, shandythedog is, hits-wise, next in line. i wonder if bart will let him on since he is one of the evil, ratings-less bad guys?
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-07-11 11:01:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-07-11 11:00:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
particle_man - your gun could kick my guns ass any day.
I'm just holding a mere hunting rifle that is used to kill wabbits. Guns = cool though...well...in Canada they're cool. In the USA they weed out Freshmen.
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VT BURN
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-07-11 11:01:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sydney (user info) at 2007-07-11 11:00:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'll just go ahead and throw it out there that Despina is a fucking fox.
I'LL JUST GO AHEAD AND THROW IT UP. I HATE TO CLOSE MA EYES CROPPING THE BEAST.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-07-11 11:01:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm going to start praying to ETS and Coyote. Doze guyz are teh messiah!
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-07-11 11:00:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
particle_man - your gun could kick my guns ass any day.
I'm just holding a mere hunting rifle that is used to kill wabbits. Guns = cool though...well...in Canada they're cool. In the USA they weed out Freshmen.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-07-11 11:00:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
**sigh**
I miss Axolotl.
However, I have no shame in trying to steal his spot on MVA...
Submitted by Sydney (user info) at 2007-07-11 11:00:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'll just go ahead and throw it out there that Despina is a fucking fox.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:56:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:53:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
'BOUT FUCKIN' TIME, NIGGA!
Moer the Boer.
And Crystle's a lovely person to sit next to. I'll not complain.
MOER THE BOER, GUY!!! hahahahahaha
And Crystle rocks. No question about it. I know this, becasue I actually sat next to her once. Maybe even twice.
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:56:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:54:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:53:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I would have teh sexxors with ParlorTrick.
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such an old trick...pretend you're a lez to get the nerds attention
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I'm not "lez" and I was summarizing the nerds' comments below.
Incidentally, she is hot.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:55:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:51:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I hardly recognized Manic Mother without the finger.
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Gee thanks, bonger, Bring that damn pic up again why don't you.
That picture of Orgazmatron makes him look like a 70's porn star.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:55:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:50:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:22:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm updating my stalker schedule....
Susie....Coley......LM's tits......Forensicgirl.....then Lishy.
busy busy busy
===
Yay I made a list!
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Did I mention they're in no peticular order? .........*Wink*
Yeah Unabonger....goddamned n00bs anyhow....
oh wait.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:54:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:50:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:49:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:48:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Are... are you SERIOUS???
That makes me kinda sad.
Poor bastard. I never did understand the Greening hate, but we never really interacted.
===
nobody hated greening.
_________________
I disagree with vigorous fervor.
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roid rage is not hate.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:54:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:53:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I would have teh sexxors with ParlorTrick.
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such an old trick...pretend you're a lez to get the nerds attention
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:53:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And Juls really is rocking the blowjob stance.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:53:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
'BOUT FUCKIN' TIME, NIGGA!
Moer the Boer.
And Crystle's a lovely person to sit next to. I'll not complain.
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:53:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I would have teh sexxors with ParlorTrick.
No protection, even.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:52:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No worries.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:52:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:49:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:48:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Are... are you SERIOUS???
That makes me kinda sad.
Poor bastard. I never did understand the Greening hate, but we never really interacted.
===
nobody hated greening.
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LIES
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:51:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Orgasmatron looks like your generic 'guy' pic...
ETS looks like a little paranoid freak.
Method works at burger king making flame-broiled whoppers he wears paper hats.
I'm still fucking sexy.
I still want to see Julie's pee place.
I hardly recognized Manic Mother without the finger.
And there's too many noobs on the list. Half of them were run off last month.
Thanks, phuzzy.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:51:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey! I'm drunk too.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:50:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
People look more normal than one would expect.
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:50:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:49:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:48:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Are... are you SERIOUS???
That makes me kinda sad.
Poor bastard. I never did understand the Greening hate, but we never really interacted.
===
nobody hated greening.
_________________
I disagree with vigorous fervor.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:50:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:49:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-12 00:47:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:43:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-12 00:41:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
attn: retards, stagger_lee's picture is a photographic representation of the musician nick cave. if you were aware of this, please feel free to call me a retard in return. if not, shame on you for not knowing who nick cave is.
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Tard.
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Bully.
=-=====
I am ashamed.
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I am a drunk.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:50:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:22:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm updating my stalker schedule....
Susie....Coley......LM's tits......Forensicgirl.....then Lishy.
busy busy busy
===
Yay I made a list!
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:50:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:36:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:29:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Is Sunny G holding a gun?
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Yeah. The best part is I was hammered when that pic was taken.
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Thats ok, I'm holding a gun in my picture too. See the black strap on my shoulder?
M-4 Carbine.... oooohhhhh yeahhhh
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:49:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:48:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Are... are you SERIOUS???
That makes me kinda sad.
Poor bastard. I never did understand the Greening hate, but we never really interacted.
===
nobody hated greening. it was just like laughing at someone with down syndrome.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:49:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-12 00:47:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:43:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-12 00:41:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
attn: retards, stagger_lee's picture is a photographic representation of the musician nick cave. if you were aware of this, please feel free to call me a retard in return. if not, shame on you for not knowing who nick cave is.
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Tard.
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Bully.
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I am ashamed.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:48:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
attn: susie_derkins, parlortrick, manicmother, experima, ghola, amontillado - call me.
*does that litle thumb and pinky phone thing*
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:48:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:45:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
if you havta google who nick cave is; return under the rock.
a simple question, no need to be french cdn. about it.
AWESOME.
DIRECTORY + NERD FIGHT.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:48:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:43:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:42:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Why is greening regretable gone?
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his told his psychiatrist about uber and he told him to stay away (no shit).
but i hear, he's still somewhere lurking and reviewing.
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Are... are you SERIOUS???
That makes me kinda sad.
Poor bastard. I never did understand the Greening hate, but we never really interacted.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:47:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:43:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-12 00:41:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
attn: retards, stagger_lee's picture is a photographic representation of the musician nick cave. if you were aware of this, please feel free to call me a retard in return. if not, shame on you for not knowing who nick cave is.
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Tard.
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Bully.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:46:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I was introduced to Nick Cave by Saxon.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:45:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
if you havta google who nick cave is; return under the rock.
a simple question, no need to be french cdn. about it.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:45:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Your finest export is Leonard Cohen.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:45:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:41:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
attn: retards, stagger_lee's picture is a photographic representation of the musician nick cave. if you were aware of this, please feel free to call me a retard in return. if not, shame on you for not knowing who nick cave is.
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/108809
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:44:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry Stagger.
However, Scourge is the true villain in these circumstances.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:44:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:43:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
who the hell is romain duris?
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who the hell is nick cave?
google and stfu if u wanna know
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:44:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh shit, I didn't even see that picture. My bad!!
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:44:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-07-12 00:43:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
is it possible that nick cave is really on ubersite under the appalation of stagger lee?
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He wishes.
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:43:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:38:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
*AHEM*
Can someone please comment on how incredibly clever Michael Jackson's picture is?
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haha, nice job
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:43:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Where the hell am I??
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:43:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:42:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
czwij - what
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who the hell is romain duris?
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:43:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Jaypeg's fights & drama were incredibly amusing at times...
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:43:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:42:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Why is greening regretable gone?
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his told his psychiatrist about uber and he told him to stay away (no shit).
but i hear, he's still somewhere lurking and reviewing.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:43:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-12 00:41:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
attn: retards, stagger_lee's picture is a photographic representation of the musician nick cave. if you were aware of this, please feel free to call me a retard in return. if not, shame on you for not knowing who nick cave is.
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Tard.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:43:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Nick Cave = awesomeness
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:43:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
is it possible that nick cave is really on ubersite under the appalation of stagger lee?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:42:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
czwij - what?
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:42:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Why is greening regretable gone?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:42:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You mean me Merlina, dont you!
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:42:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
@ Kaos, that is.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:41:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:38:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
stagger lee is romain duris
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...........that lounge singer from quebec city?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:41:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
attn: retards, stagger_lee's picture is a photographic representation of the musician nick cave. if you were aware of this, please feel free to call me a retard in return. if not, shame on you for not knowing who nick cave is.
attn: phuzzy, that little trick with mj's shot is FOOKIN AWESOME
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:41:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:41:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Meh, they aren't active & don't participate. Therefore, not included.
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yep.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:41:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Why would you say a hurtful, slanderous thing like that?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:41:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I want your hair, im very hair orientated.
Lee, your hair rocks.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:41:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
what a gorgeous bunch of people
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:41:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Meh, they aren't active & don't participate. Therefore, not included.
Last year I went and found all the MVA's pics, I couldn't be arsed this year...
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:40:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:38:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
*AHEM*
Can someone please comment on how incredibly clever Michael Jackson's picture is?
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wow i didn't even notice the first time thru.
very cute.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:39:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HEY! I just noticed that JMG, Mickginny, Jonukah, Habeeb, Fat Tony, Sideburns, Spooner, McCallum, Hidden101 (seriously...could you not find a picture of THAT guy?) Willzone, iddqd, stabkill, bigmike, Adamdidit2u & Zakalwe.....
ARE ALL THE SAME PERSON!
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:39:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sunny G - - Ohhhhh, great.
Stagger - - Um, I don't think that's you...
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:38:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:36:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this will be an easy most viewed in a week.
forensic and manic mother = very attractive
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no it won't, or the ones from previous years would already be at the top of the heap. most heated though...easily.
ps, you're all very, very ugly
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:38:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
*AHEM*
Can someone please comment on how incredibly clever Michael Jackson's picture is?
Ta.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:38:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
stagger lee is romain duris
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:38:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Frankly, I'm very happy with my hair in that photo.
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:36:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:29:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Is Sunny G holding a gun?
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Yeah. The best part is I was hammered when that pic was taken.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:36:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this will be an easy most viewed in a week.
forensic and manic mother = very attractive
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:36:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Eh, why the fuck is Zakalwe still on MVA?
I wonder who I have to curb stomp between me and his position?
He's at 459323 hits and I'm only at 347292 hits
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:36:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-07-11 15:35:26 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-12 00:32:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-07-11 15:30:34 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-12 00:10:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Stagger_lee looks like a confused young man!!
Well his hair does, can i say anything about peoples hair?
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Ignorance....
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Jealousy.......;)
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You kids
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You handsome young buck.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:35:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you'd still have to ask them. we didn't take that many and i dodge cameras for good reason.
sorry :(
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:35:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
is that your email? chibiusaoni.at.yahoo.com
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:35:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-12 00:32:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-07-11 15:30:34 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-12 00:10:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Stagger_lee looks like a confused young man!!
Well his hair does, can i say anything about peoples hair?
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Ignorance....
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Jealousy.......;)
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You kids.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:34:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
can anyone truly know you caul? """
well, we all have our secret garden. but really, i'm just a nosy fella. i like pictures :-D
so what do you say?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:32:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:31:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:30:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:28:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:27:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm hot shit.
yes i am.
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so when do i get to see those pictures of your little uber gathering?
you promised.
Submitted by thorpe (
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wait when did i promise that? i thought i tastefully dodged the question. i don't give out pictures of other people without their permission.
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how cheap of you.
you know i'm a nice guy.
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can anyone truly know you caul?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:32:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-07-11 15:30:34 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-12 00:10:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Stagger_lee looks like a confused young man!!
Well his hair does, can i say anything about peoples hair?
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Ignorance....
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Jealousy.......;)
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:31:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:30:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:28:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:27:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm hot shit.
yes i am.
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so when do i get to see those pictures of your little uber gathering?
you promised.
Submitted by thorpe (
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wait when did i promise that? i thought i tastefully dodged the question. i don't give out pictures of other people without their permission.
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how cheap of you.
you know i'm a nice guy.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:30:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:28:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:27:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm hot shit.
yes i am.
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so when do i get to see those pictures of your little uber gathering?
you promised.
Submitted by thorpe (
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wait when did i promise that? i thought i tastefully dodged the question. i don't give out pictures of other people without their permission.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:30:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-12 00:10:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Stagger_lee looks like a confused young man!!
Well his hair does, can i say anything about peoples hair?
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Ignorance....
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:30:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I would do Caul.
In the ear.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:30:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:27:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Uber used to be a sausage fest but there seems to be a lot more girls than usual in this one.
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I noticed that, too.
And I can think of a handful right off the top of my head that don't even have pics up in this...
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:30:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
huh, missed out on this again. oh well
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:29:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Is Sunny G holding a gun?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:29:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Johnny Rotten and Christopher Lloyd, hmmmmmm
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:28:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:27:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm hot shit.
yes i am.
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so when do i get to see those pictures of your little uber gathering?
you promised.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:27:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sydney (user info) at 2007-07-12 00:22:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Thorpe looks like he can fit at least 3 cocks in his ass....single penetration.
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4 and I start to lose that expression.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:27:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm hot shit.
yes i am.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:27:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Uber used to be a sausage fest but there seems to be a lot more girls than usual in this one.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:27:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow.
How bout a little take on what we think some of these folks look like?
ETS - exactly as I pictured him
Emission Impossible - the estranged son of Johnny Rotten. If you aren't Lyndon's kid, then I don't know who is. I am jealous.
Antioxidant - an angry Jack White.
Barneymeinhoff - still in hiding, eh?
Bob lola (boblobla?) - holy shit!
Skrapmetal - I don't see a 30 inch............pony tail
Sicosemen - rather not say anything mean, so I won't
As for the ladies of uber...
What can be said? Beauty and brains the lot of you (well most, anyway)
An A for effort, this must have taken some work to put together.
good show
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:25:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Great picture, Beano you fucking retard.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:25:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ubersite 2007 ORGY
NOW THATS WHAT IM TALLKING BOUT!
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:23:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awwww, Susie... I think people are starting to accept the fact that you're not an alter!!!
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:22:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm updating my stalker schedule....
Susie....Coley......LM's tits......Forensicgirl.....then Lishy.
busy busy busy
Submitted by Sydney (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:22:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Thorpe looks like he can fit at least 3 cocks in his ass....single penetration.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:22:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-07-11 15:19:52 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:16:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What did you think i looked like KK?? a sexy stud with beautiful features?
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Hmmm, well certainly not a young man with two-toned hair!
I dunno... think more Christopher Lloyd in "Back To The Future."
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Haha I like that, bwahahaha oh what a lovely day, however ladies I am that man in the photo and feel free to contact me with any requests, No peeing though, I draw the line at that.
My hairs not quite so two tone now, I am 30 after all.
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:20:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I just realized im next to Susie Derkins....
....
I'd do her.
I'm sorry
I had to say it.
Everyone else was doing it.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:20:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
All this time I thought Redskies was Orgasmatron. And vice versa.
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:20:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
We are all damned sexy bitches. Great job, Phuzzy!
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:19:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:16:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What did you think i looked like KK?? a sexy stud with beautiful features?
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Hmmm, well certainly not a young man with two-toned hair!
I dunno... think more Christopher Lloyd in "Back To The Future."
Submitted by Sydney (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:17:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Why does merlina look like a bulldog?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:16:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What did you think i looked like KK?? a sexy stud with beautiful features?
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:16:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:13:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
parlor trick is downright sexy.
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And I got put next to her..... BURN!
Submitted by Sydney (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:15:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I guess I got skipped over :(
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:15:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That can't be genuine squattail, look how jewish that dude's nose is..
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:15:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I will pay 1 million mushrooms
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:15:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:12:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
And FTW - you're in the MVA section...
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I know, I was joking. It just surprised me when I clicked on this post and mine and bart's headshot jumped out and attacked me.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:15:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
*perves, rather.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:15:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The circles seem to work, though for the purposes of this directory what with tesselation and all they really only serve to cut out potentially incriminating background detail.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:14:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:12:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
charlilot is very very lovely looking!
"Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:04:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"There are at least 11 lasses in this that I would very happily get amongst."
I'm selling the full-size originals. come on erves, start BIDDING!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:14:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-07-11 15:12:40 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Emission is missing his straight-jacket.
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You cheeky bastard im gonna fucking kill you with my helium filled mushroom gun!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:13:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm next to derkins.....*drool*
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:13:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
parlor trick is downright sexy.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:12:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I've seen just about all the *ahem* main-player's camwhores befores.
Some observations from Kaos for 2007...
C1ndy has a lot of hair now.
Who the hell is Charlilot?
I don't think I've seen a pic of DMD before. I'm not surprised at all...
Drogo looks respectable. Obviously, this is a lie.
Emission is missing his straight-jacket.
I still wanna just hug Firefly.
Lechuza appears to be 10 years old
Manic Mother is still too cute
I didn't know PalorTrick was a chick, nor SexualChocolate was a dude.
Expected The Drake to be, like, 40 years old.
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:12:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-11 15:09:57 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
CHR15 you look like Gilligan on a mushroom trip.
That's not a compliment.
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=(
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:12:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
So what's the general consensus on the circles as opposed to squares?
And FTW - you're in the MVA section...
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:12:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
charlilot is very very lovely looking!
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:12:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I've come to the conclusion that Susie Derkins is hot, and I think she just might be the cutest chick on this thing.
Also I had no Idea Gnarls Barkley was a chick, or that Ebola May was a dude..........
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:11:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHA @ Thorpe, as always.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:10:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Stagger_lee looks like a confused young man!!
Well his hair does, can i say anything about peoples hair?
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:09:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
CHR15 you look like Gilligan on a mushroom trip.
That's not a compliment.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:09:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's lovely, phuzzy. Well done.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:08:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm just stoked, I didn't think you were gonna put me in.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:08:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey, where am I on here??
I CAN'T SEEM TO FIGURE IT OUT.
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:07:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My hat is teh sex.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:07:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
beautiful just beautiful
now the FBI has a starting point
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:06:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Pictures of ETS always crack me up because he looks like the nut some people seem to take him for. He's far less hirstute and intense in person.
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:05:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am personally offended that Merlina is on top of me.
Please correct this egregious mistake.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:05:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hurt by the sun has a lazy eye?!?!
Take a profile shot man, that shit is going to drive me crazy.
It looks like you are looking at me when I scroll through this.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:04:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
There are at least 11 lasses in this that I would very happily get amongst.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:04:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
best thing about Uber directory is that I get to sit next to soley. It gives me a nice warm feeling.
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:03:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Lungfish is wearing red longjohns and a cowboy hat......
And you guys have no idea how badass those glasses I'm wearing really are.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:03:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
what what what!!!
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:02:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ETS = kurt cobain
Goddamn that oathmeal guy is fucking handsome.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:01:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-07-11 15:00:48 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm always amazed at how some people completely don't fit the image in my head.
Example... EmissionImpossible.
Who Knew???
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What did you expect? im almost scared to read your reply.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:01:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAH yes! Beautiful.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:00:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm always amazed at how some people completely don't fit the image in my head.
Example... EmissionImpossible.
Who Knew???
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:00:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
drogo's got a power tie?
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:00:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm happy to see everyone.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-07-11 09:59:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Scourgey looks like a younger Santa.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-07-11 09:55:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I dig the "dirty sanchez" on not pen name.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-07-11 09:53:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+14 for Little Monster's Pic.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-07-11 09:52:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have it on good authority that Loki is nowhere near that attractive.
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-07-11 09:52:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-07-11 09:50:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
OH NOES I FORGOT THE COLOUR-CODED BORDERS
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It's all good...this probably took a fuckload of effort, and I think it looks sharp.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-07-11 09:51:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Me, ETS and Orgasmatron actually live in a shared house.
Manicmother looks a little like the chick from Scrubs.
If Susie_Derkins gets any cuter I am going to become depressed.
Antioxident = http://www.musicroom.com/images/catalogue/fullsize/IMP4845A.jpg + http://lifeinservice.files.wordpress.com/2006/10/brian-emo-02.JPG
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-11 09:51:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-07-11 07:46:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow...Caul est vraiment trop beau. Je mouille de la chatte. Appels-moi, Caul
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-07-11 09:51:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's very pretty, phuzzybear. Thanks for doing this, as always.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-07-11 09:50:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
OH NOES I FORGOT THE COLOUR-CODED BORDERS
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-11 09:49:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
was it tasty? That could be your next RPM
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-07-11 09:49:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-07-11 09:44:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
WHERE IS ORGASMATRON?
LOOK IN THE MVA SILLY RABBIT...
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-07-11 09:48:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-11 09:47:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ghola are you eating a newspaper in yours
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sure
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-07-11 09:47:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
P
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-11 09:47:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ghola are you eating a newspaper in yours
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-07-11 09:46:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
whoops, scrolly thing
Oh yeah..he's MVA
tee hee
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-07-11 09:46:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oh yeah? well im holding a gun.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-07-11 09:46:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
in the mva
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-07-11 09:45:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
licous, he's on there.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-07-11 09:45:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jeebus christmas.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-11 09:45:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am on top of Fey!!
oh hurrah!!
I do look very mysterious.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-07-11 09:44:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
WHERE IS ORGASMATRON?
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-07-11 09:43:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Maybe next year ;-(
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-07-11 09:43:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No badassmofo in the memorium section?
he was charming.
Submitted by lover101 (user info) at 2007-07-11 09:42:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wow you guys are ugly!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-07-11 09:41:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
and boobs...
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-07-11 09:41:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+littlemonster
best picture ever
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-07-11 09:41:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BWHAHAHAHAHA, GodChicken is on top of me. Priceless.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-07-11 09:40:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey, looky thar, it's me :)
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-07-11 09:40:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
well done
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-07-11 09:38:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i <3 juls' blowjob stance.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-07-11 09:37:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
:'(