Shlongy's 2007 Uber Directory Review (With Camwhore) (3681 hits)
Category: Business & FinancialRating: 0.61 on 303 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by ShineShlongysKnob (View user info) at 2007-07-11 13:11:40 EDT
Just kidding.
I don't have anything to say about the directory that hasn't already been said by the Uber morons who haven't been laid in 3 years BUT...I will be composing a post with a complete summary of my 11 days in exile and you won't want to miss that.
Anyone have anything interesting to share with Shlongy? I heard that this place almost shut down due to 'lack of interest" while Shlongy was away.
If everyone would leave just three reviews/stories regarding what I missed while I was away, that should enable me to achieve my usual 2000+ hits and my usual -.46 rating.
And, it would save me the trouble of reading back through 490 mindless horseshit posts - in fact, skip the entire "recipe Day" bandwagon horseshit, if you don't mind.
So, line right up and start sucking me off!
User Reviews
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-20 19:15:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The dog on the left is 75 pounds...the one on the right is pushing 90lbs.
I think they could BOTH stand to miss a meal or two.
Or three.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-08-20 17:05:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/111093#2503427
I figured since you were stating the obvious in caps that I'd do the same for you.
That's all, my good man. You've seen me +2 you before. Besides, I've lived on a steady diet of your -2s for how long now? It would be a shame for me to crack up and get all petty now.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-08-20 17:05:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn those dogs are anna rexic.
You need to feed them more children.
Children and small, cute kittens is what they need. I tend to find orphans are the most nutritious.
They don't take long in the microwave, and any leftovers make great compost for the garden.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-20 16:46:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow....and this whole time you had me fooled into thinking you had gonads and random -2's didn't hurt your little poetic feelings.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-08-20 16:45:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
OLD HAWKNOSED MAN!
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-08-19 20:03:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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If only...
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-18 05:38:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy Birthday Silas!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-17 12:40:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Thank you...I wish we lived closer to each other so we could make out for my birthday.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-08-17 12:33:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/65529 my Shlongy favorite of all time.
Happy Birthday, Shlongy!!!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-17 12:26:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Tomorrow's Shlongy's birthday.
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-08-16 11:27:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahaha god willing.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-16 11:18:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You'll find as you get older, as you mature, and become less homosexual, that you'll be agreeing with pretty much everything Shlongy says.
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-08-16 11:16:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/111006#2500591
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-08-15 08:49:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-08-01 17:52:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Shit, forgot to -2 you myself.
Dickshine.
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CAN'T DO THIS TO ME, DICKSHIIIIIIIINE
JUST GOTTA RETALIATE
JUST GOTTA RETALIATE LIKE A GHEY MENNNNNNNNNZ
Submitted by azurefroz (user info) at 2007-08-15 08:23:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Your daughter is ugly and this is retaliatory.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-08-14 12:35:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Who is this, your latest victim you fucking pedo?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-08-02 18:03:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/110710
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Asked and received.
Didn't think you would be the first old man.
Fairly appropriate, though.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-01 17:56:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, they've been reinstated.
THANKS TO ALL OF MY FANS FOR THEIR OUTPOURING OF SUPPORT, GOOD WISHES AND HUMJOBS.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-08-01 17:52:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Shit, forgot to -2 you myself.
Dickshine.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-08-01 17:51:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
But really, what is Ubersite without -2s from Shlongy?
A crime has been committed here.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-08-01 17:51:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh that is just rich.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-01 17:28:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I think my ratings have been taken away.
Shlongy has NEVER suffered punishment of this magnitude on Uber.
So, which one of you fucking crybabies emailed bart over a fucking worthless -2?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-07-29 23:05:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
THIS +2S FOR YOU, YA FUCKIN DONK.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-07-29 21:21:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Retard.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-28 21:49:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
heh... oh no, I fully believe you are that full of yourself, all the time.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-28 21:43:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This posturing is no act.
I really AM that full of myself. That's what makes me so wonderful. I'm Shlongy!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-28 21:32:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-28 21:24:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Get in line.
I'll pencil you in behind the the broad with no arms or legs (but she still has a mouth) and the 76 year old broad who says she gives great gummers.
Should be able to squeeze you in around August, 2010.
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Or you could slather it up with an extra helping of pretense and giant dollop of posturing.
I guess you really feel you need that at all times huh?
Fair enough. Sentiment still stands... 2010 has the Olympics - not the best time to come to Vancouver, mind you, summer is way better.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-28 21:24:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Get in line.
I'll pencil you in behind the the broad with no arms or legs (but she still has a mouth) and the 76 year old broad who says she gives great gummers.
Should be able to squeeze you in around August, 2010.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-28 20:55:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think you should come to Vancouver and I'll buy YOU a drink.
All pretense and silly posturing aside, I think it would be a rather interesting evening hanging out with the jackass that powers this legendary moniker.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-28 20:48:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
But that doesn't make me a bad person.
Only, a handy one.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-28 20:42:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You are such a fucking tool.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-28 20:33:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91892
Also, read this for the REAL story.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-28 20:32:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Believe me...out of my 32000+ reviews, at least 50% of them are funny even without an accent.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-07-28 20:15:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-07-24 07:33:47 PDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Sacrilicious (user info) 3390 on 1720 1.97
scourge (user info) 1491 on 832 1.79
Shlongy (user info) -789 on 704 -1.12
CaptainThorns (user info) 1238 on 678 1.83
Stagger_Lee (user info) 1087 on 608 1.79
Bubba2341 (user info) 1126 on 582 1.93
redskieslookfake (user info) 957 on 493 1.94
inion_de_trua (user info) 731 on 491 1.49
HighVoltage900 (user info) 920 on 483 1.9
ghola (user info) 549 on 337 1.63
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This post is shite, but the contrast in ratings depicted above amused me. Also, after seeing pictures of you trying to cop a feel from ghola, I've decided to read all of your posts/reviews with the voice of an angry Irishman.
I figure a humorous accent might upgrade the few of them that are decent to kind of funny.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-27 17:19:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Did I ask if you "were taken"???
No. I don't give a shit about that.
All of the Uber broads who have blown Shlongy are "taken".
Like THAT matters.
All I care about is:
1) Show me your hole
b) Send me an email with some naked pictures, but ONLY if you weigh less than 128lbs
3) Will you gargle my jizz?
W/B...Kbye!
Submitted by badglobe (user info) at 2007-07-27 16:16:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I am a woman and I'm taken.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-27 15:37:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Zara- do you have tits and a shaved vagina or are you just another Uber minimum-wage earning virgin with a microscopic penis and premature ejaculation problems, even while jacking off?
Submitted by badglobe (user info) at 2007-07-27 15:17:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hi Schlongy, I'm Zara...I am new to this site, I am happy that you liked my first post. :D
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-25 05:35:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/110464
Oh Shlongy!!!!!!!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-24 15:48:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I think what that rating tells us is that I'm officially NOT a member of anyone's circle jerk, Sally... especially yours.
Hell, I have 30,000 + reviews and you have almost 30,000 posts...you're bound to have received a number of them.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-07-24 10:33:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Sacrilicious (user info) 3390 on 1720 1.97
scourge (user info) 1491 on 832 1.79
Shlongy (user info) -789 on 704 -1.12
CaptainThorns (user info) 1238 on 678 1.83
Stagger_Lee (user info) 1087 on 608 1.79
Bubba2341 (user info) 1126 on 582 1.93
redskieslookfake (user info) 957 on 493 1.94
inion_de_trua (user info) 731 on 491 1.49
HighVoltage900 (user info) 920 on 483 1.9
ghola (user info) 549 on 337 1.63
Looks like you're officially part of the Circle Jerk, Shnozzy.
If you're judging by number of reviews, that is.
You can just come out and tell me you love me. It's ok.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-07-22 00:50:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i used to live in Biloxi about a half mile off the beach. it's kind of a shithole, but i still liked it there.
i may be in Princeton doing some work at a research center. you'll have to let me know and i'll take a drive down to AC. i'll let you do most of the gambling- i'm really unlucky when it comes to gambling. i'll just be there for the booze and broads.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-21 18:14:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm afraid my "world tour" for 2007 is winding down...
About the only thing left on the schedule - besides a side trip or two to either Biloxi, Tunica, AC or Conn. - is a 4 nighter in upstate New York for the 19th Annual Squeezer Open Golf Tournament, in early August.
But Hilton Head Island is always open for business.
Submitted by PokeyMen (user info) at 2007-07-21 17:47:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hidden
make it to houston
i'll show you drinking you cunt
-apollo
but seriously, doit.
stay at apollo towers\
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-07-21 17:06:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
those are some sweet fucking dogs. cute little girl too. i don't use the word "cute" often, so mark your calendars, people.
Shlongy, when are we going to play golf and then get drunk in the clubhouse and go womanizing? i'm going on a whirlwind tour of the states when i get back- Chicago, St. Louis, NYC, San Diego, San Antonio, Key Largo, and then hopefully i can fit in Belize and Hawaii sometime this year. you let me know if you plan on being anywhere near any of those places and we'll get hammered and pinch girlies' asses all night.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-21 16:38:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
bart is forcing me to stay, since everyone else worth a shit has split.
He upped my pay per review so it would be stupid for me to leave at this juncture.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2007-07-20 21:42:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow still plugging away on this site? What a shame.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-20 13:32:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If not Saturday, certainly Sunday.
I have money on Els this week...I made that wager like 4 months ago. I didn't realize that he was fucking awful these days.
Submitted by PokeyMen (user info) at 2007-07-20 13:25:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
p.s garcia will blow up tomorrow.
Submitted by PokeyMen (user info) at 2007-07-20 13:25:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
this place went downhill when apollo was exiled.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-20 13:17:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Buy her a fucking treadmill so she can still do your wash, buff your knob, and cook for you while she burns calories.
Uber blows these days, without question, but as long as Shlongy still stops by at least 5 times a week, it's still a worthwhile time diversion.
Although bart had better up my salary if he wants me to stick around for much longer.
Submitted by cexshun (user info) at 2007-07-20 13:10:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Still married. Just bought a house. Crazy shit. Contemplating a comeback tour on Uber but this place isn't what I remember it.
Son is 3 now. Nobody told me that a wedding ring on a woman is the equivalent of adding 50k calories to her diet. Same old shit.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-20 12:58:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What the hell are you doing?
Still married? Slumming on Uber?
Submitted by cexshun (user info) at 2007-07-20 12:08:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ace
Submitted by Tavo (user info) at 2007-07-18 15:35:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Good Sir, you missed a whole lot of crap.... your better off not knowing.... Like when you get the ghey AIDS...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-18 13:54:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'M A WINNER!
I KNEW it.
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-07-18 13:46:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shlongy has won the game of Ubersite, please delete and remake your accounts in time for round 2.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-17 14:45:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Actually, it's OK with me.
I just made it up yesterday and I think it could have legs.
Submitted by vergedor (user info) at 2007-07-17 14:37:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Did not think about it.
Just stole it ;-)
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-17 10:49:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You're not thinking about stealing my "pelican dick" line, are you?
Submitted by vergedor (user info) at 2007-07-16 15:19:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You got a + 2 now.
happy?
Go suck my pelican dick
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-16 15:04:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
RETALITORY -2!!!
ROFLCOPTERLOL$%$%@#)(*^%$@#^&
Submitted by vergedor (user info) at 2007-07-16 14:22:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Smoke my pelican dick
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-16 13:57:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
WORD.
PS. You're not even close, pudlick.
NOW FOR THE LAST TIME, I SAID "NO ONIONS", JAGOFF.
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-16 13:51:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
How would like to see my bank balance, dick face. Not only do I beat you in that, but if you'd like to get your face pulverized just say the word.
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2007-07-16 13:37:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
no YOU WRITE LESS!
Ha. I told you.
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2007-07-15 17:46:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 Shlongy
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2007-07-15 07:56:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is hitwhoring at it's greatest.
Here's my middle finger. and a +2
Nice prediction on the post, but it's a postive rating, not a negative one.
I liked the pic.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2007-07-15 06:56:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-07-13 07:29:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
this was the only post worth looking at the last couple of days
***
and the "seasoned" users stopping by with their reviews
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-07-15 00:20:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-12 11:51:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
It was probably better for me but I'm selfish like that.
Fun for the entire family!
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Kinda like Disney. Right?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-13 11:36:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Holy shit! Shlongy posts even bring veteran Uber MIA-victims out of retirement.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2007-07-13 11:04:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sydney (user info) at 2007-07-11 10:17:13 PDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Next time you rent from Aaron's you might want to get real leather.
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Bahahahahaa~!
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2007-07-13 11:03:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A +2 and no pedophile comment. Must be your lucky day, dipshit! Go get drunk(er).
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-13 10:34:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
46 more hits and we can close the books on this post...THANKS FOR STOPPING BY!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-13 07:42:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
249 reviews
advantage EI
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-07-13 07:29:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
this was the only post worth looking at the last couple of days
Submitted by hellish (user info) at 2007-07-12 22:16:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
the individual below doesn't even know what to do with his moderately attractive blow up doll.
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-07-12 20:10:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Maybe a couple of you should come to the USA. We'll have some really fucking akward get together at some obscure pub. Complete with nervous glances around the table when people ask how we met. Who ever comes up with the most outlandish complete bullshit story, and actually gets someone to believe it, wins a cookie. (peanut butter cookie)
Oh and Hawt ubergirls can come 2 the private afterparty @ my house. If I manage to steal Shlongy's supply of cialis, you can all just take a number and get in line =)
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-07-12 18:33:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
speaking of which, you need to mow your lawn
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-12 17:40:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
My fans...you can't stop them!
You can only hope that the restraining orders' work.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-07-12 17:31:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck you shlongy. I'm gonna like you whether you want it or not.
AND I'll refresh this page to up your hit quotient.
Advantage: Drake
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2007-07-12 17:10:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hot
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-12 14:29:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
And it's apparent that the "G" stands for "Gay"...
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-07-12 14:16:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
oh definitely, sunny is my real name. And I hate it when people bring that up....it just reminds me that I love purple stuff and cola a whole lot more.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-12 14:12:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey; Did you know that you're named after some gay Orange drink that gives people the runs?
NICE GOING!
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-07-12 14:10:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-11 23:15:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'd ike to make it perfectly clear that I don't give a fat fuck about ratings or about "being liked".
BUT, as long as I'm going to waste my time here, I will gleefully admit to enjoying "heat" and "hits".
So, fuck right on off, everyone.
And I don't care what anyone says...that picture kicks some ass.
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You're such a rebel. Not caring what anyone says....it's just so refreshing and not forced.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-07-12 13:04:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
and me - but I don't make lists, so Scourge couldn't put me in.
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-11 15:07:10 PDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yeah, our greek was named method.
we also have those physical fitness guys. ummm, mario, kaelic (he's a giant homo crybaby though), caul (though he goes in more for the caustic ESL canuck thing)...there might be more.
we also have a guy who calls people dipshits
a guy who flies into roid rages
a poet
a few musicians
um, a chick who posted her vagina
a few artists
a historian
a shitload of dipshits
and me. i'm basically in charge around here because i'm smarter and better looking than everyone. the only thing i am not tops at is in wealth. the dipshit guy beat me out at that.
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2007-07-12 12:45:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for the "Dancing Green Dildo sculpture" behind the couch.
My mom has one just like it.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-12 11:51:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
It was probably better for me but I'm selfish like that.
Fun for the entire family!
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-07-12 11:46:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-12 11:38:34 EDT (#)
Ranking:
True story: At the end of Ebony's stay at that house, she ate the kid.
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I wonder if kids really do taste like chicken?
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-07-12 11:45:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
<Stands>
<Wipes mouth off with sleeve>
Was it as good for you as it was for me?
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-07-12 11:43:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
How come Ebony doesn't like kids? She looks like a sweet enough dog...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-12 11:38:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
It's the grandkid of the people who watched Ebony while we were away.
Now, we get to watch "Archie" while they're gone in about a week.
True story: At the end of Ebony's stay at that house, she ate the kid.
Submitted by PokeyMen (user info) at 2007-07-12 11:29:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
she looks a bit like shlongy actually.
same height.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-12 11:28:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2007-07-12 08:22:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BTWW - VULVA IS BACK BITCHES!
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whoa
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-07-12 11:28:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shlong, who's beautiful little girl is that, by the by?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-12 11:19:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Get the fuck out of my post, Shineboy.
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-12 11:03:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Get fucked, Jamie.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-12 09:46:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ive been called gay (by Shlongy) and a slut (by hilarity) today.......
Whatever next
+2 because I want to play golf with Shlongy
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-12 09:28:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't mind that this post has become a dating site for gay, UK males.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-12 08:50:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by PokeyMen (user info) at 2007-07-12 13:48:00 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-12 07:28:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sod this people, im Coming To America (without Eddie Murphy) next year. maybe for 3 weeks, just dont know where, already been to NYC so not there.
if you make it to texas, give me a shout.
-apollo
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Sure thing Apollo, nickhallinbristol.at.googlemail.co.uk or .com dunno which! drop me a line sometime old bean.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-12 08:49:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Those two dogs are beautiful.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/98157
Submitted by PokeyMen (user info) at 2007-07-12 08:48:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-12 07:28:48 EDT (#)
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Sod this people, im Coming To America (without Eddie Murphy) next year. maybe for 3 weeks, just dont know where, already been to NYC so not there.
if you make it to texas, give me a shout.
-apollo
Submitted by PokeyMen (user info) at 2007-07-12 08:46:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
biggest news: apollo got banned for torturing sicosemen.
He also owns Bret.
The End.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-07-12 08:31:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-11 13:57:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow how wonderful a picture of a toddler jacking off a couple of dogs.
NOW I know why I come to ubersite.
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I must admit, Oathy's review there made me snort sausage through my nose.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-12 08:30:13 EDT (#)
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Where have you been?
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2007-07-12 08:22:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I would imagine... since I've never seen her before this post.
BTWW - VULVA IS BACK BITCHES!
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2007-07-12 07:55:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BTW... Holy shit is she getting BIG!
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2007-07-12 07:53:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well Well Well, I see your still at it. Hows the golf game? Still Tiger-esque I'm assuming... As much as I want to fuck with you, somehow I still see you as a nutural ally, by ally I mean ---->
al·ly [v. uh-lahy; n. al-ahy, uh-lahy]
1. to unite formally, as by treaty, league, or the like (usually fol. by with or to): Russia allied itself to France.
2. to associate or connect by some mutual relationship, as resemblance or friendship.
-verb (used without object)
3. to enter into an alliance; join; unite.
-noun
4. a person, group, or nation that is associated with another or others for some common cause or purpose: Canada and the United States were allies in World War II.
5. Biology. a plant, animal, or other organism bearing an evolutionary relationship to another, often as a member of the same family: The squash is an ally of the watermelon.
6. a person who associates or cooperates with another; supporter.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-12 07:28:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sod this people, im Coming To America (without Eddie Murphy) next year. maybe for 3 weeks, just dont know where, already been to NYC so not there.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-07-12 07:26:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-11 17:27:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-07-11 17:03:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Gnarls Barkley, Hilarity Ensues, and Susie Derkins were the only ones I saw that were cute.
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OH GOD NO, DUDE!!!1
Be glad I'm here to help you out.
1.)Gnarls Barkley is a dude in drag. Seriously, there are photos of her mustache and Adam's Apple all over this site.
2.) Hilarity_Ensues...shudders...just stay away, man. I've met this chick in real life. I still have nightmares.
3.) Susie_Derkins is hot.
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Whatthefuckever. You know you had a fantabulous time in Chicago with me. You're just mad I said you looked like a young Santa.
Pull your thong outta your ass, Scourgeypoopants.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-07-12 06:53:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 doggies
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-12 06:19:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Can I come and drink beer and shoot stuff with you? Actually we could just tee off at the nearest course.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-07-12 02:37:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by PukingDog (user info) at 2007-07-12 00:33:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
How utterly witty.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-07-12 00:27:26 EDT (#)
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YOU'RE STUPID.
and so's yer mother.
Submitted by PukingDog (user info) at 2007-07-12 00:25:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This is all so stupid.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-07-11 23:57:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You didn't say "-Bongzilla"
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-07-11 23:57:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
nevermind apparently that doesn't work.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-07-11 23:56:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
or you could try nymethod.com
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2007-07-11 23:55:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"Before you think of this as a "retalitory -2", please note that I had to check and see who the fuck you are - and the answer I came up with was "nobody" - and try and calculate why you left your comment on my latest heat-seeking masterpiece of a post."
hahahahahah
You stupid asshole. "ooohhh, shlongy thinks I'm a nobody!" Eat shit and die, like I give a fuck what you think.
Why is the little girl on the couch holding those faggot-ass dog's tails like that? Look's like someone is already learning to "ski". You need to be more worried about your kid than trolling ubersite all the fucking time.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-11 23:41:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
sure was
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-07-11 23:40:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Method was a punk .
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-11 23:37:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
to those who asked below: method was sick of people messing with his personal life and his business life in their attempts to try and look like Tough Uber Big Boys. playing online means little in comparison to not having to deal with that. so he did what a normal human would do and bailed out.
i have no details about it. ask him if you know how to get in contact with him. if you don't know how to get in touch with hime its because he likely doesn't want you to.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-07-11 23:28:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Why do whippets all look like they have AIDS?
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-07-11 23:25:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
awwww....
it's so cute how he doesn't care if he's liked.
When aww he weawy wants to do is be WUVVVVVED.
But let's talk turkey here: the girl on the couch, is she single?
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-07-11 23:19:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Whippet.
Whippet Good.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-07-11 23:19:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-11 23:15:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'd like to make it perfectly clear that I don't give a fat fuck about "being liked".
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You're shittin' me.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-11 23:15:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'd ike to make it perfectly clear that I don't give a fat fuck about ratings or about "being liked".
BUT, as long as I'm going to waste my time here, I will gleefully admit to enjoying "heat" and "hits".
So, fuck right on off, everyone.
And I don't care what anyone says...that picture kicks some ass.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-07-11 23:10:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 dogs, however.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-07-11 23:10:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh yeah. Shit. thx
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-07-11 23:06:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
NEGATIVE .46, lungfish.
NEGATIVE.
I'm just here to help. :)
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-07-11 22:44:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Just striving for the .46 mark.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-07-11 22:42:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
somebody came up with something called recipe day and now we're all sharing recipes. Later we're going to add "soap opera discussion" tuesdays and "housekeeping tips" saturday and then uber will complete it's transformation as a nice housewive's discussion forum. with goatse.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-07-11 22:38:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
your dogs remind me of the standard greasy wop in gangster movies.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-07-11 22:35:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't think anyone knows for sure, Zegl.
Rumor is, he just got sick of this place and bailed. Possibly something having to do with his personal life.
I've looked over his last few posts and can't find anything detailing this.
Scourge seems to know what went down... it might have happened on another post.
However, I must point out that in all likelihood, "he-who-is-most-vile" is still probably around somewhere.
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-07-11 22:25:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
praytell, what became of the legendary method?
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-07-11 22:20:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-11 18:07:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yeah, our greek was named method.
______________________
*sigh*
I really DO miss Method. And Axolotl, too.
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-07-11 21:45:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
p.s. having kids is for faggots 2?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-11 21:28:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You would know, you fucking fruitcake.
And bear in mind, I've fucked more women in the last 6 months - one - than you have in the last 5 years.
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2007-07-11 21:26:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
greyhounds are for faggots.
Submitted by PukingDog (user info) at 2007-07-11 20:40:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I posted a true story about a dog a few days ago. That house looks like shit, by the way.
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-07-11 19:43:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
lolrocked
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-11 19:30:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-11 16:04:52 EDT
Ranking: 0
I catch everything, pal.
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Jokes that write themselves, folks.
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Jokes that write themselves, folks: http://www.ubersite.com/u/JonnyX
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2007-07-11 18:59:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 rescued Greyhounds
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-07-11 18:59:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-11 13:11:40 PDT (#)
Ranking: -2
See kids? Oathy's "A Stuff" - "walruses mating".
Man, you MIGHT be the unfunniest cat in America.
I'd say "North America" but Rob_Berg gives you a run for your money, based out of the Canada region.
Now go heat up your Swanson Dinner For One, Champ.
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I see you been saving it up for us, good job my man
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-07-11 18:31:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I might one day post something worthwhile. At first I figured I'd just use this as a place to kill time. (Which ironically means nothing since as I am starting to like this place and you people, I'll kill even MORE time here now)
Since I've taken a liking to it, I'll stop being an annoying dumbass spamming LUEshi everywhere (The mario / Yoshi thing) and start being a real board participant.
Oh and if anyone is really bored and wants to read about how board 402 got the FBI called on Gamefaqs.com's owner before he sold to CNET go here and scroll down to LUE. (Life, Universe, and Everything) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GameFAQs
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-11 18:22:18 EDT (#)
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Zeg- You're alright in Shlongy's book.
As the one remaining Ubersite A-lister still breathing and typing, Shlongy is puting you in charge of keeping this post heated up.
You've done a great job at it today and this could be worth a coveted and extremely rare Shlongy +2 if you ever post anything worth a shit.
...Which I realize is pretty unlikely, but AT LEAST THE OFFER IS ON THE TABLE.
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-07-11 18:13:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Nice. Quite the history. To think I went to waste on VNboards talking smack with the other gamers all these years lol. Eh oh well, made 600$ selling my accounts and had a good time. Not a complete waste I guess. I'm anxious to get the hell out of the Navy and get a real job. Think I get a bachelor's degree in my shitty state's college first.
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-07-11 18:12:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't forget the bitch with a penchant for posting about animals, Scourge.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-11 18:07:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yeah, our greek was named method.
we also have those physical fitness guys. ummm, mario, kaelic (he's a giant homo crybaby though), caul (though he goes in more for the caustic ESL canuck thing)...there might be more.
we also have a guy who calls people dipshits
a guy who flies into roid rages
a poet
a few musicians
um, a chick who posted her vagina
a few artists
a historian
a shitload of dipshits
and me. i'm basically in charge around here because i'm smarter and better looking than everyone. the only thing i am not tops at is in wealth. the dipshit guy beat me out at that.
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-07-11 17:59:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
bleh my angle has been robbed!
Oh well, I am in that elite group of people who are in great physical condition. Gotta get down to 6% body fat before I'll do a shirtless pose, need maximum abdominal cutting before I want people seeing it =D
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-11 17:58:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Jack- we also "Cha Cha Cha-ed" on Saturday night, 6:30, before we took the show on the road to the Wharf.
The cool, gehtto Cha Cha Cha, not the safe, preppy dickhead one.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-11 17:56:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
we know what a greek looks like. we had the greatest greek in the world on this site.
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-07-11 17:47:00 EDT (#)
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lmao Jack are you from Castro District?
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-07-11 17:44:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-11 16:30:02 EDT (#)
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Jack- I'm a pretty smart guy.
I figure there's a "Crowbar" that caters to "men like Jack McCallum" in every city and what do you know, Shlongy, right again as usual.
On the other hand, the fact that you GOOGLED it well, just make sure your company IT guy knows that you were "just messing around".
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Dude, this is San Francisco. Downloading the The Illustrated Guide to Felching wouldn't make the IT guys blink an eye.
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-07-11 17:44:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You know on further review of the photograph I kind of see what you're talking about. At passing glance I didn't notice it.
If my computer ever actually arrives back in USA I'll upload a photo of myself so you guys can see what a greek looks like ^_-
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-07-11 17:40:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yeesh. Drag = wtf is the matter w/ u.
Crazy girls usually are animals in bed. All tho I can sympathize with the thought of all the extra baggage and annoyance you end up putting up with or months on end following a few good fucks.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-07-11 17:39:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
those are some freaky ass dogs.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-11 17:34:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm just trying to get SOME work accomplished in bewteen making Oathy look like a bigger loser than he usually makes himself look.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-11 17:27:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-07-11 17:03:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Gnarls Barkley, Hilarity Ensues, and Susie Derkins were the only ones I saw that were cute.
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OH GOD NO, DUDE!!!1
Be glad I'm here to help you out.
1.)Gnarls Barkley is a dude in drag. Seriously, there are photos of her mustache and Adam's Apple all over this site.
2.) Hilarity_Ensues...shudders...just stay away, man. I've met this chick in real life. I still have nightmares.
3.) Susie_Derkins is hot.
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-11 17:22:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, looks like Shlongy has packed up his suitcase of golf scorecards and headed home.
Till tomorrow.
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-07-11 17:22:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If I understand correctly Shlongy is rich, his wife would have no need of your sweat and dorito crumb stained grubby 100$ bill for just sitting near you at a coffee shop while you told her how much of a fool George Lucas is and how you could have done the latest Star Wars movies so much better.
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-11 17:15:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I do get rejected a lot, Shlongy. This is true.
It's all worth it though when I do get to those few who accept my propositions. Your wife is an excellent example of such.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-11 17:15:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
So, enough about Ginger Swanson and his daily rejections...what do you kids think of this outstanding picture?
NEVER MIND!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-11 17:13:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oathy's such a fucking moron...like HE can be expected to keep track of EVERYONE that's turned him down.
Christ, you'd need to keep Price Waterhouse on retainer to keep track of Oathy's daily rejections.
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-11 17:10:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Alters? I have no idea what you're talking about.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-07-11 17:09:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/100345
I am teh king knob shiner
Submitted by hellish (user info) at 2007-07-11 17:06:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-11 17:01:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Yea, that's exactly what happened you pussy alter. EXACTLY.
I TOTALLY go for the homeless Frank Zappa fans. Totally.
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"homeless frank zappa fans" what does that even mean? and how many alters do you have again?
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-07-11 17:04:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The only place in GA I've ever been is Savannah. Its to fucking hot in GA =(
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-07-11 17:03:16 EDT (#)
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Gnarls Barkley, Hilarity Ensues, and Susie Derkins were the only ones I saw that were cute.
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-11 17:01:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Yea, that's exactly what happened you pussy alter. EXACTLY.
I TOTALLY go for the homeless Frank Zappa fans. Totally.
Submitted by hellish (user info) at 2007-07-11 16:59:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-11 16:53:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by hellish (user info) at 2007-07-11 16:47:21 EDT (#)
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oathmeal is just upset because ghola wouldn't go on a date with him
secret's out, bret. sorry.
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people can be SO cruel.
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admit it. you're both in GA and you tried to get her to meet you. she turned you down and you freaked out. that's what this whole thing is about
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-11 16:58:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
GODDAMMIT I AM SO FUCKING FUNNY!
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-11 16:57:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Lisa, why do you try? Really. I mean, the whole 'you suck no you suck no you suck more' bit isn't you. Seriously.
Stick to getting your GED and reapplying patchouli.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-11 16:57:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
haha, misread and thought our favourite sockpenis posted that. sorry, dude.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-11 16:56:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
who were your three, 'Roid 'Gloid?
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-07-11 16:55:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
to be on topic with 2007 directory review, I really only saw like 3 girls who were good looking. This has got to change in my opinion.
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-11 16:53:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by hellish (user info) at 2007-07-11 16:47:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
oathmeal is just upset because ghola wouldn't go on a date with him
secret's out, bret. sorry.
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:(
people can be SO cruel.
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-07-11 16:52:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I've got until 10 EST so I've got plenty of time to kill =D
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-07-11 16:51:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
the comments were entertaining.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2007-07-11 16:47:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-11 16:47:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i only have an hour and a half or so before work is done, someone make him flip out quick. i'm all tapped out because i had to do it myself the whole time shlongy was gone.
Submitted by hellish (user info) at 2007-07-11 16:47:21 EDT (#)
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oathmeal is just upset because ghola wouldn't go on a date with him
secret's out, bret. sorry.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-11 16:46:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-07-11 16:16:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for putting sockpenisguy in his place
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man, this post is getting ready to turn into a giant 'RoidRageApalooza with comments like that floating about
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-11 16:45:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ghola- hopefully, you would NEVER give a shit what a lonely, swanson-eating, loser like Oathy says or thinks about you.
I can't think of anything in the world that means less than what that friendless prick thinks about anything.
He's the biggest- and smallest - piece of shit on this entire web site.
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-07-11 16:44:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Actually we skip lightheartedly while "Its Raining Men" fades to silence as the camera pans into the sunset until its to bright to see anything. Roll Credits.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-07-11 16:41:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-11 16:39:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Shlongy's idea of a good insult is an idle threat
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isn't this pretty much what you do?
yup?
that's what i thought.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-11 16:40:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I just farted a more interesting response than your last try, Oathy.
Isn't it time for your 4:30pm Steroid injection?
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-11 16:39:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Ghola this has nothing to do with you or your filthiness so please STFU.
Shlongy's idea of a good insult is an idle threat and references to shenanigan posts.
I say this as you and your new boyfriend Zeglamancer trot off into the sunset admiring each other's chaps.
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-07-11 16:39:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
speaking of escorting out. Last weekend the set of juggs behind the bar was busy flirting with some air force losers at the corner and wasn't on my end of the bar refilling my vodka stingers as fast as she should have been.
Anyways some dude next to me got the bright idea to jump behind the bar and make his own drink. He even did a few spin moves while shooting various liquids out of the hosegun thingy into a cup. He finished the drink and dropped a 10 on the bar. Security snagged him as he came out from behind the bar and promptly ushered him to the door. They let him keep the drink, it was pretty funny.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-11 16:36:32 EDT (#)
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Just tell them that "you're an anarchist and you can smoke wherever the fuck you want".
At least those are always Shlongy's last words before he gets escorted out the door from most bars/restaurants.
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-07-11 16:34:50 EDT (#)
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I've come to the realization that clubs in the USA suck. They just aren't worth going to.
This new smoking ban on all of them, that shit has got to go too =(
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-11 16:30:02 EDT (#)
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Jack- I'm a pretty smart guy.
I figure there's a "Crowbar" that caters to "men like Jack McCallum" in every city and what do you know, Shlongy, right again as usual.
On the other hand, the fact that you GOOGLED it well, just make sure your company IT guy knows that you were "just messing around".
Unless you WANT him to know.
Which is certainly a possibility. Let him know you love cats and quiche, too!
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2007-07-11 16:26:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yep, youre a fucking prick.
I salute you
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-11 16:22:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-11 16:04:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I catch everything, pal.
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Jokes that write themselves, folks.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-11 16:21:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I'd say "North America" but Rob_Berg gives you a run for your money, based out of the Canada region.
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Yeah?
well... your mom.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-07-11 16:18:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-11 15:50:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Shlongy, you're built like a fucking tree branch.
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-07-11 16:16:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-11 15:36:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Jack McCallum was busy taking in the second "Men's Live Sex Show" at "The Crowbar" in the Mission District on Saturday night, so he missed his chance to have Shlongy buy him a couple of those pink, fruity cocktails that he enjoys so, so much.
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I how had to Google 'The Crowbar' to see if it was real or not.
According to YELP, it is closed. And in the Financial District.
Funny how Shlongy knew about it, and I work in SF.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-07-11 16:16:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for putting sockpenisguy in his place
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-07-11 16:16:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
self depreciating humor is quite good. Touche. I find it harder and harder to dislike you.
bleh I want to hate you but I can't. =/
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-11 16:12:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Zeg- that Cialis line was a shot at myself.
i do that from time to time. I have lots of ammo on Shlongy.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-11 16:11:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
See kids? Oathy's "A Stuff" - "walruses mating".
Man, you MIGHT be the unfunniest cat in America.
I'd say "North America" but Rob_Berg gives you a run for your money, based out of the Canada region.
Now go heat up your Swanson Dinner For One, Champ.
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-07-11 16:11:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
/shrug I don't know all of you people the way you seem to know each other with years of forum history together. Just seems to me if I told a girl we could have sex until I ran out of cialis, it would be a subtle jab at her. As if to say, you are ugly.
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-07-11 16:09:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHA.
Shlongy wasn't insulting my looks.
I am nearly 100% positive about that one.
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-11 16:08:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Are you fucking kidding me?
I've listened to approximately 8 seconds of your 'band's music and frankly, it's trash.
I'd rather hear the sounds of walruses mating.
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-07-11 16:07:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I wasn't talking to you Shlongy. I was actually talking about the comment you made about having sex with someone only until you run out of cialis or they drive you nuts.
Which would imply said person is so ugly you can only get hard near her via chemical supplementation.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-11 16:06:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Loki- I'd tell you "don't quit your day job for a career as a satirist or stand up comic", except I don't want all of your co-workers getting pissed off at me for saying that to you.
Wooooooeeeeeeee Shlongy is hot today!@
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-11 16:04:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I catch everything, pal.
I'm smarter than everyone here.
I choose when and if I'll respond and in which hilarious manner.
Oathy- The obsession line coming from you is ironic, considering you have 17 Cliches songs downloaded on to your Ipod, you fat fuck.
Trust me, I never ever think about you at all...unless I'm hanging around with my friends exchanging stories about famous cowards like Barney Fife and the Lion from Wizard of Oz.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2007-07-11 16:04:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I think there is some kind of good samaritan law to protect people who are trying to help in cases where someone is choking. In other news there are new recommendations concerning CPR that don't involve the whole kiss of life issue. It seems that chest compressions are adequate and that people always kind of felt a bit squeamish about that mouth to mouth part.
In any case I don't think mouth to mouth would work on Daisy here. There's just no way to get around that enormous or to use a newly sanctioned Merriam-Webster word, ginormous schnozzle of his.
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-07-11 16:04:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Did you just accidentally out your alter Shlongy?
If so, you can borrow one of mine.
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-07-11 16:01:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
apparently you didn't catch the subtle insult directed at you... I did though so I > you.
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-11 16:00:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Shlongy, all those incidents are nothing less than small, pivotal pieces of the OathMeal legacy.
I see you've memorized my track record here like a good little obsessed faggot should. Keep it up, Kent.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-11 16:00:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't HAVE to...I like to.
They taste like Flintstone Vitamins.
Hell, I just took one 20 minutes ago after lunch. Guess how I'm typing this!
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-07-11 15:58:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You have to take Cialis?
Gross.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-11 15:55:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Strawberry- we can go on hiatus together.
We'll smoke, drink and have copious amounts of sex together until I run out of Cialis or you start to drive me crazy, whichever comes first.
Oathy- you don't have more "brain cells" than tuna fish.
You're REALLY overstimating your value as a human, you stupid fuck.
Hey, remember that time when you threatened to kill yourself? Or when you apologized to Ubersite for being such a dickhead?
Or how about that time when you posted a picture of your little tiny pecker with what appeared to be a "baby footy" sock on it?
GOOD TIMES!