Merlina's Uberdirectory Thoughts 2007 - What I Thought When I Saw You (2660 hits)
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Submitted by Merlina (View user info) at 2007-07-12 04:50:53 EDT
Bart - pulling his most attractive face
forthewin - looks like a young Alex Higgins
razor - looks like a secret maniac
method - before he put of the weight
ttom - looks like a 60's singer
buckeyes - a mad uncle from the country
tigerlilly - who is she looking at - and what is he doing?
Apollo - with incredibly long fingers.....
ETS - a murderer for sure? A cute one though.
Orgasmatron - 70's porn star
Stevie says - a sitcom star
Axolotl - has a very long neck
Ajanssen - "I'm innocent, gov"
Amontillado - hiding from the guy in the suit
Anansie - uses shiny hair products
Antioxidant - is not very happy
Assholy - the boy next door
August Soubriquet - having just reached the summit...
Avals - working his Nick Camen look
Badassjulie - wit the perfect heart shaped face
Barneymeinhoff - looking ruff, ruff
Beano312003 - claims that wearing blue gasses makes you move fast
Beeltea - looks lie the Luke chap from 90210
Blinkish - looking cool in her specs
Bob - sporting his new hat at Ascot
Bob lola - in his ghey acting days
Bushy - someones dad
C1ndy - cute mother
Captain thorns - hiding in the mens room
Caulaincourt - with a very small head
Chasos jester - selling the Big Issue on Tower Bridge
Charlilot - a teen singer
Chr15 - of COURSE I'll wear the hat you knitted for me, grandma
Circe - 'Iam not amused'
Coleslaw Murphy - looking shifty
Coley - resident cool gal
Cookielass - younger than we thought but...
Coyote - in the Jesus of Nazareth play
Cracked out cali - scares the beejesus outta me
Crystal - with new hair colour!
Darko - *reads T-shirt* - okay.
Deathjester - grimaces over his thumbs being locked
Deathmetal dude - rock on dude
Despina - my greek aunt
Donkey on the edge - on a good hair day
donovanMD - sitting on a cloud
drogoroch - policeman off duty
ebola may - in the teachers staffroom
emission impossible - "kiss me baby, you know you wanna"
experimenta - cheekbones!
Fatman pk - his Harley is outside
Fatterific - looking mildly pissed off
Fey - looking very guily...
Firefly - looks like she's be fun
Flack - moments before a building fell on him..
Flyingbuttmonkey - flirt with that camera, baby!
foolproof - trying to make a get away
forensic girl - pvc hot lady
get nakeddd - IS nakeddd
ghola - teenager eating a bag
gnarls barkley - looking waaay to serious
god chicken - dad?
Gofer for hire - about to attack
Haircoo - waiting for his friends to come back and untie him
High voltage - Harry Hill
Ih8u2man - holding up the world...
Indojinja - cheech & chong, anyone?
Internet slacker - hiding the deformed eye
Jeanneee - looking cool at the park
Joey G - yeah, I'd have a beer with him
Julsinsane - trying to act normal
Kaikaioken - what can I say? Am speechless
Kaos king - on his doorman job
Kent weirdo - rosy cheeks
Kracka - caught on the job
I love kracka - pretty smile
Kre8rix - moody model
Kurfsec - trys the new 'fish under the armpit' deodorant
Kuroneksama - looks terrified! And a bit like Jason Donovan
Lechuza - Berty's younger non disabled brother
Leilani - at the beach
lisaD - a local lawyer
little monster - wow.
Lungfish - in his pink long-johns?
Maddog - looking the least mad here
Manicmother - beautiful
Merlina - mad old cat lady
Messmind - looking sketchy
Nellypal - cute and relaxed
Not pen name - in the bath
Oathmeal - about to terminate someone
Orph - wrestler
Ozymandais - looking uncomfortable at a wedding
Parlour trick - shh. I'm an undercover fairy
Particle man - in disguise
Phasllic cymbals - sporty looking
Phillip the great - after his eyes had been cut out
Phuzzygish - being shy for a change?
Professor fuckface - that smile doesn't reach your eyes!
Redskies - david baddiel
Sacrillicious - 60's model
Scourge - sitting with his elves
Sexual chocolate - that's not a cigarette is it?
Shlongy - about to get up and dance to Staying Alive
Sicosemen - playing with the shower gel again
Silent renegade - formula one driver
Sinistral - hoping he'll one day sing at this stadium
Siren "it wasn't me, sir"
Skrapmetal - a frog
Soley trinity - looking flushed after drinking a whole bottle of Bacardi
Spam - a bit out of sorts
Stagger lee - bedhair
Sunny g - looks like a good laugh
Susie derkins - mischevious
The drake - in his jimjams
TTOM - trying to look disinterested
Thorpe - inmate
Unabonger - looks like my brother
Viciousness - sshhh, she's asleep
Whisky jack - looks like someone I'd have a beer with
Yozz - lookin' good...
User Reviews
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-07-16 12:55:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Blinkish (user info) at 2007-07-16 12:22:27 EDT (#)
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Had I known the size of said directory I would have found a better picture. The one I gave him was more cleavage then anything. Annnnnd now I kind of want it back.
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Its a lovely picture, Blinkish
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-07-16 12:55:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2007-07-16 11:19:35 EDT (#)
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I am shifty, indeed. But the good kind of shifty.
Your pic says "Serafina Pekkala" to me.
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http://www.useless69.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/images/serafina.jpg
her?
Yeah, not a bad likeness, actually.
Submitted by Blinkish (user info) at 2007-07-16 12:22:27 EDT (#)
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Had I known the size of said directory I would have found a better picture. The one I gave him was more cleavage then anything. Annnnnd now I kind of want it back.
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2007-07-16 11:19:35 EDT (#)
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I am shifty, indeed. But the good kind of shifty.
Your pic says "Serafina Pekkala" to me.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2007-07-16 08:23:39 EDT (#)
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"Nellypal - cute and relaxed"
Thanks. That pretty much sums me up.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-16 05:43:13 EDT (#)
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Ooh get Mistress Merlina
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-07-15 15:32:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-07-15 14:56:34 EDT (#)
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There are no spaces in my name.
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There is, if I choose there to be...
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-07-15 14:56:34 EDT (#)
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There are no spaces in my name.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-07-14 20:31:45 EDT (#)
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I guess I'd have a beer with ya. Maybe a quick sip...o' sexing!
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-14 14:34:28 EDT (#)
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i <3 merlina!
Submitted by ParlorTrick (user info) at 2007-07-14 10:51:52 EDT (#)
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I can't believe you outted me.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-07-14 10:29:09 EDT (#)
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wooooooo
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-07-14 10:28:43 EDT (#)
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woooooo
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-07-14 10:28:24 EDT (#)
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Hahahah aha ha ha 2oo2o
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-07-14 08:41:04 EDT (#)
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is your brother a sex machine?
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-07-14 04:23:12 EDT (#)
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I can handle that. :D
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-07-13 19:01:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-07-13 13:19:29 EDT (#)
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What about me?
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I was going by photos... is that a photo?
It looks like an indentikit.
WERE YOU ON THE RUN?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-13 13:31:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by hellish (user info) at 2007-07-12 22:20:52 EDT (#)
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so basically what I've gather from all this is that hilarity ensuses is the utter definition of internet attention slut
Yes, this is true, but she throws in the added bonus of being a slut in everyday life, too!
So, it's OK.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-07-13 13:19:29 EDT (#)
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What about me?
:(
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-07-13 11:58:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2007-07-13 11:18:52 EDT (#)
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Ive been good - really busy.
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Good to hear, hon.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2007-07-13 11:18:52 EDT (#)
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Ive been good - really busy.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-07-13 10:49:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-07-12 15:36:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-07-12 15:30:49 EDT (#)
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I will bring the recipe to work with me tomorrow, as it's written down at home for safe keeping and when my Alzheimer's kicks in. I will email it to the email your Uber account is set up under, so if you see a mygnnss123.at.gmail.com address in your inbox or spambox, it's me.
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*shivers with antici... PAtion again*
I'm 'working at home' tomorrow, so if I get it in time the recipe might just get whipped up in the afternoon. Sit down, Schlongy.
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Oh, my. This is... Oh, my.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-13 08:50:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Charlilot (user info) at 2007-07-13 12:52:14 BST (#)
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Thanks Merlina I'm not sure if it was because your pictures are right next to eachother but I think you and Manic Mother have almost exactly the same smile.
And Thanks Emission, first thing that popped into my head when I saw your pic was 'I bet he's a cheeky sod'
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o well thats what everyone says and it may be true but im not revealing my secrets, I like to think of myself as a mysterious being. Ghosting through life.
But
I just like cheek.
Shoop Shoop a doop shoop a doop a doop
Submitted by Charlilot (user info) at 2007-07-13 07:52:14 EDT (#)
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Thanks Merlina I'm not sure if it was because your pictures are right next to eachother but I think you and Manic Mother have almost exactly the same smile.
And Thanks Emission, first thing that popped into my head when I saw your pic was 'I bet he's a cheeky sod'
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-07-13 06:01:23 EDT (#)
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In disguse huh? Not really, I just don't photograph well without glasses on.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-13 03:44:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-07-13 08:41:46 BST (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-13 02:54:40 EDT (#)
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07:54 and Im at work, that is so shite!
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I'm at my desk at home. My next work contract doesn't start until mid August so am spending my days studying which is making me nearly cry. Am currently doing Quantum Physics and it SUCKS TO HELL.
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I hated Physics, what goes up and comes down, blah blah blah!! Ok I got my worse GCSE grade in it but still it was not my fault!! Your work contract based then?? isn't that a swine? money etc
Do not cry please, when girls cry it makes EI Sad :(
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-07-13 03:41:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-13 02:54:40 EDT (#)
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07:54 and Im at work, that is so shite!
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I'm at my desk at home. My next work contract doesn't start until mid August so am spending my days studying which is making me nearly cry. Am currently doing Quantum Physics and it SUCKS TO HELL.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-13 03:13:12 EDT (#)
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*blink*
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-13 03:00:25 EDT (#)
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Charlilot you look like a film star or something about to belt out a big number or scream your head off.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-07-13 02:58:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Charlilot (user info) at 2007-07-12 21:08:21 EDT (#)
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And thank you, how young do I look? at the time I was actually dancing with my niece at a family wedding. I think I was actually saying something like 'aaaand turn' at the time...
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You look about nineteen... its a nice pic.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-13 02:54:40 EDT (#)
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07:54 and Im at work, that is so shite!
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-07-13 02:50:42 EDT (#)
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hmm... boy next door. i like it. its better than what i usually hear. my friends generally think i look like a criminal or a muffin.
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-07-13 01:10:18 EDT (#)
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Lechuza - Berty's younger non disabled brother
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you forgot about how my hair is better but other than that spot on
Submitted by hellish (user info) at 2007-07-12 22:20:52 EDT (#)
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so basically what I've gather from all this is that hilarity ensuses is the utter definition of internet attention slut
Submitted by Charlilot (user info) at 2007-07-12 21:08:21 EDT (#)
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Sacrillicious - 60's model
I thought exactly the same thing.
And thank you, how young do I look? at the time I was actually dancing with my niece at a family wedding. I think I was actually saying something like 'aaaand turn' at the time...
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-07-12 18:06:33 EDT (#)
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Teacher's staffroom?
I fucking hate teachers.
Of course, I pretty much hate everybody so that's not saying much.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-07-12 17:21:42 EDT (#)
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Bob - sporting his new hat at Ascot
Hell yea!
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-07-12 17:13:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2007-07-12 17:09:58 EDT (#)
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london is okay innit ?
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it is indeed.
You still coming to my housewarming bbq party?
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2007-07-12 17:09:58 EDT (#)
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london is okay innit ?
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-07-12 16:32:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2007-07-12 16:28:20 EDT (#)
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face it jules
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yes Mr Coo?
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2007-07-12 16:28:20 EDT (#)
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face it jules
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-07-12 16:16:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-07-12 15:13:23 EDT (#)
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What a sweet, all-inclusive person you appear to be.
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how'dya mean?
by the way - I typoed on yours - "looking very guilty"
(not that you probably were but you get what I mean...
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-12 15:56:56 EDT (#)
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hehe
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-07-12 15:50:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-07-12 15:39:10 EDT (#)
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*laughs heartily*
*hears 'thud' sound from behind*
*looks, sees own ass*
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Now THAT was funny.
Kaos, you are a bad BAD MAN.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-07-12 15:39:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-07-12 15:34:29 EDT (#)
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Oh Shlongy, that recipe is easy:
1 - old man
1 - viagra
1 - penis
5 - pumps
Dissolve viagra in old man...
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*laughs heartily*
*hears 'thud' sound from behind*
*looks, sees own ass*
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-07-12 15:36:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-07-12 15:30:49 EDT (#)
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I will bring the recipe to work with me tomorrow, as it's written down at home for safe keeping and when my Alzheimer's kicks in. I will email it to the email your Uber account is set up under, so if you see a mygnnss123.at.gmail.com address in your inbox or spambox, it's me.
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*shivers with antici... PAtion again*
I'm 'working at home' tomorrow, so if I get it in time the recipe might just get whipped up in the afternoon. Sit down, Schlongy.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-12 15:36:13 EDT (#)
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oh and expect a message hilarity!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-12 15:35:17 EDT (#)
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Can I have a reciepe please Hilarity!
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-07-12 15:34:29 EDT (#)
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Oh Shlongy, that recipe is easy:
1 - old man
1 - viagra
1 - penis
5 - pumps
Dissolve viagra in old man, take penis into hand, pump 5 times until foamy white substance appears.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-12 15:30:58 EDT (#)
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It's a recipe for my semen.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-07-12 15:30:49 EDT (#)
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I will bring the recipe to work with me tomorrow, as it's written down at home for safe keeping and when my Alzheimer's kicks in. I will email it to the email your Uber account is set up under, so if you see a mygnnss123.at.gmail.com address in your inbox or spambox, it's me.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-07-12 15:27:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-07-12 15:21:59 EDT (#)
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Oh, it's a recipe all right, but for something a million times better than soup.
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A million times better than soup? Aw, I gotsta know now, onaccounta I'm not sure that there IS such a thing.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-12 15:26:50 EDT (#)
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I have pizza.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-07-12 15:25:50 EDT (#)
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By the by, taste that soup a lot while you're making it b/c my spice likings and yours may not jive, and I'd hate for you and your wifey to be all, 'dude, your soup tastes worse than a donkey's ass'.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-12 15:24:47 EDT (#)
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What? what what!
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-07-12 15:21:59 EDT (#)
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Oh, it's a recipe all right, but for something a million times better than soup.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-07-12 15:21:28 EDT (#)
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It's why you're the uberhusband.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-07-12 15:21:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-07-12 15:18:29 EDT (#)
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Skrap, maybe I should've specified that what I'm emailing you is not, in fact, nude pictures of myself. You are #1 - married and #2 - my Uberdad, so it'd be kinda like incestuous cheating.
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I respect you too much to expect that kind of thing, kiddo. I figured it was probably another great soup recipe. Mmmm, soup.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-07-12 15:19:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-07-12 15:09:12 EDT (#)
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60s model + 70s porn star=honalee
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Disco-Hipster Honalee: Go-go boots, beads, a thick headband and your ass.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-12 15:19:09 EDT (#)
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Poor Skrap!
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-07-12 15:18:29 EDT (#)
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Skrap, maybe I should've specified that what I'm emailing you is not, in fact, nude pictures of myself. You are #1 - married and #2 - my Uberdad, so it'd be kinda like incestuous cheating.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-07-12 15:15:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-07-12 15:09:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-07-12 14:59:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-07-12 07:54:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-07-12 07:52:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-07-12 07:50:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-07-12 07:49:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-07-12 07:48:22 EDT (#)
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Dammit, woman, I am NOT FRENCH!
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hehehe
sorry. Green, big eyes...
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Daddy says I have his eyes.
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what, you mean you listen to Mr Kermits ramblings?
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Well, if I don't at least pretend to listen to him, he's not gonna will me the house in Florida. Jeez Merlina, think ahead. Dad's gettin' on in years and he's gotta bequeath the house to SOMEONE, might as well be me, ya know?
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*is somewhat disappointed, though not really surprised*
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Oh hush, I was just goofin'. You know I heart you, man. I really have to stop forgetting the thing I wanna email to you. You just have to promise to keep it secret, as NO ONE has it, but I really think you're deserving of it.
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*shivers with antici... ...PAtion*
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-12 15:15:17 EDT (#)
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Now thats me
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-07-12 15:13:23 EDT (#)
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What a sweet, all-inclusive person you appear to be.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-12 15:09:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-07-12 18:36:38 BST (#)
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So why is it that I still have th stretch marks?
Why did everything just go quiet?
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Because you are invisible and foolish.
Now go and tidy your room.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-07-12 15:09:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-07-12 14:59:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-07-12 07:54:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-07-12 07:52:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-07-12 07:50:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-07-12 07:49:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-07-12 07:48:22 EDT (#)
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Dammit, woman, I am NOT FRENCH!
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hehehe
sorry. Green, big eyes...
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Daddy says I have his eyes.
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what, you mean you listen to Mr Kermits ramblings?
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Well, if I don't at least pretend to listen to him, he's not gonna will me the house in Florida. Jeez Merlina, think ahead. Dad's gettin' on in years and he's gotta bequeath the house to SOMEONE, might as well be me, ya know?
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*is somewhat disappointed, though not really surprised*
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Oh hush, I was just goofin'. You know I heart you, man. I really have to stop forgetting the thing I wanna email to you. You just have to promise to keep it secret, as NO ONE has it, but I really think you're deserving of it.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-07-12 15:09:12 EDT (#)
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60s model + 70s porn star=honalee
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-07-12 15:07:23 EDT (#)
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+2 Monty sighting.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-07-12 15:06:05 EDT (#)
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waaay younger than me.
You're but a CHILD!
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-07-12 15:03:21 EDT (#)
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okay Merlina.
BTW, I'm 30. No spring chicken here either..as my dear friends keep pointing out.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-07-12 14:59:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-07-12 07:54:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-07-12 07:52:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-07-12 07:50:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-07-12 07:49:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-07-12 07:48:22 EDT (#)
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Dammit, woman, I am NOT FRENCH!
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hehehe
sorry. Green, big eyes...
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Daddy says I have his eyes.
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what, you mean you listen to Mr Kermits ramblings?
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Well, if I don't at least pretend to listen to him, he's not gonna will me the house in Florida. Jeez Merlina, think ahead. Dad's gettin' on in years and he's gotta bequeath the house to SOMEONE, might as well be me, ya know?
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*is somewhat disappointed, though not really surprised*
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-07-12 14:44:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
that picture of me was taken when I had been up for about 24-30 hours and I had recently shaved my goatee because I couldn't get a seal with a gas mask and we had to be ready for poisonous gas to leak from the well.
I am so happy quit that job...but the money was great.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2007-07-12 14:26:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I mean old lady in the "Hey you stupid kids! Get off my lawn!" sense. I feel trespassed against.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-07-12 14:07:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2007-07-12 13:56:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I feel like an old lady.
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Chill. I AM the old lady. Joined Uber when I was 32 or 33 - and I'll be THIRTY SEVEN on 28th January.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2007-07-12 14:01:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2007-07-12 13:56:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The thing that makes me saddest, Jules, is that when I joined, I was roughly the same age as everyone else here. Now I'm a good 5 years older than most of them. And 90% of them annoy the crap out of me.
I feel like an old lady.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-07-12 13:42:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2007-07-12 13:39:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Drogo and EI are the new Dervel and Pock, minus the originality in insults. I miss those two.
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Omigod - we've been here for years, haven't we?
Hilarious
My eulogy will be "spent waaaaaaaaay too much of her life talking to strangers on the intarweb"
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2007-07-12 13:39:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Drogo and EI are the new Dervel and Pock, minus the originality in insults. I miss those two.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-07-12 13:36:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-12 13:06:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I see Drogo is dirtying my good name.
Oranges are for eating purposes.
None of his outrageous claims are true.
He is a filthy man.
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So why is it that I still have th stretch marks?
Why did everything just go quiet?
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-07-12 13:34:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2007-07-12 12:50:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Gotta say... I'm sortof surprised at how cute forthewin is.
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yeah, I know! Me too.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2007-07-12 13:07:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bob lola - in his ghey acting days,
you say that like those days have passed...
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-12 13:06:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I see Drogo is dirtying my good name.
Oranges are for eating purposes.
None of his outrageous claims are true.
He is a filthy man.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2007-07-12 12:50:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Gotta say... I'm sortof surprised at how cute forthewin is. I'd been gone through the many camwhores he's done, and he doesn't look anything like I thought he would.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-12 12:15:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-07-12 12:04:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-07-12 11:48:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The board are currently reviewing his suggestions re the Orange Insertion Party he proposed.
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Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-07-12 11:51:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The oranges...are to be inserted?! I didn't sign up for that, I'm not that kind of girl!
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Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-07-12 11:52:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Susie is so that kind girl :P
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**smiles at Susie and greases up first large, ripe orange**
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-12 12:03:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
wtf is this
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-07-12 12:01:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*reads below...blinks*
I think I'm going to leave the room for a bit. Anyone want anything while I'm gone? I can go to the Tim Horton's for coffee/tea. Wait....it's past 11, Beer Store it is.
*leaves*
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-07-12 12:00:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This Hilarity lady becomes more and more intriguing, must start a whip round to pay for passport and Passage to blighty.
Susie - Come on join the club it will be fun, honest! Trust me I'm an ex-cop!
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-07-12 11:59:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I do not have an orange fetish. I much prefer peaches and pears.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-07-12 11:58:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-07-12 11:49:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-07-12 11:48:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HA! rock.
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Kaos Rapes Goats and small wildlife creatures too, I have pictures.
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*ahem*
I'll not have you slander my good name, sir.
All of those lovely, little animals were quite eager and willing.
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-07-12 11:57:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll have to rethink my membership if that's the case. Hilarity deflecting and covering up her own fetishes below.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-07-12 11:53:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ahh but Susie thats what happens in EM's club.
In mine we get naked and have fun. Fruit and veg optional, actually we prefer not to use the fruit and veg.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-07-12 11:53:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
How'd you know?
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-07-12 11:52:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Susie is so that kind girl :P
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-07-12 11:51:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The oranges...are to be inserted?! I didn't sign up for that, I'm not that kind of girl!
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-07-12 11:48:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-07-12 11:46:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think Kaos is hinting that he wants a badge and an orange too. Or wants to join your club with badges and nudity?
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But he's already in!
The board are currently reviewing his suggestions re the Orange Insertion Party he proposed.
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-07-12 11:46:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think Kaos is hinting that he wants a badge and an orange too. Or wants to join your club with badges and nudity?
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-07-12 11:42:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I wake up and rub the sleep from my eye and try to wonder where it all went wrong? When did I do the terrible thing? What has made him hate me so? I shudder as the tears fall from my cheeks as I realise I did nothing. I am but a creature to be brutalised and laughed at by the beast that is Kaos.
*Sniff*
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-07-12 11:41:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Kaos back riding my ass below
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-07-12 11:39:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Doorman Job," eh???
I'll take that.
And while all you Uber kids are blathering on about clubs and badges and oranges, I'll be over here where the REAL action is...
... with Drogo's mum.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-12 11:36:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-07-12 09:40:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-12 09:29:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You couldn't have picked a Bee Gees song from the 60's for Shlongy???
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Tragedy!
NO.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uRiGtTqXRE&feature=PlayList&p=13D72326DF2A427C&index=13
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtadUsFwhhQ&feature=PlayList&p=13D72326DF2A427C&index=38
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-12 11:35:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
cheekbones!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-07-12 11:33:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-07-12 10:49:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-07-12 10:07:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My 70s pornstar name would have been Dick Bomb if I was more than a few months old during that decade. Pity.
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One of my favorite terms is "vagina bomb," or, alternatively, "vagina rocket." It's hard to work it into conversation but it's usually worth it.
We should write a movie starring Dick Bomb and Vagina Bomb. It could be like The Avengers, only with genitalia.
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Find my email somewhere here. Send me your ideas.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-12 11:32:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i was sitting with my elves as a matter of fact. that was the day after my daughter was born. i had both of the kids with me, but cropped them out of uber inclusion for reasons that don't need to be explained.
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-07-12 11:19:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sinistral - hoping he'll one day sing at this stadium
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?
Not quite, but it's the thought that counts.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-07-12 11:10:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-07-12 11:00:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-07-12 10:54:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My porn name is "Holden Silverwood."
My Apache name is "Pussyface."
My Navajo name is also "Pussyface."
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I could see how that could become a problem when out with Horny drunken Indians. My advice would be not to fall asleep.
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Haha. It's not so much sleep, as much as passing out with those guys. Eh, what I don't know won't hurt me.
Sadly, it's been a long time since drinking with those guys. Fuckin' responsibility and shit.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-07-12 11:01:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-07-12 10:55:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
also, it wasn't a bag. it was the plastic wrap that had been around a chocolate torte, to hold it together. mmm, chocolate torte.
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*drool*
chocolate torte
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-07-12 11:00:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-07-12 10:54:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My porn name is "Holden Silverwood."
My Apache name is "Pussyface."
My Navajo name is also "Pussyface."
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I could see how that could become a problem when out with Horny drunken Indians. My advice would be not to fall asleep.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-12 10:59:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i thought it was a paper :(
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-07-12 10:59:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-07-12 10:57:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
fuckin' indians
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-07-12 10:55:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
also, it wasn't a bag. it was the plastic wrap that had been around a chocolate torte, to hold it together. mmm, chocolate torte.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-07-12 10:54:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My porn name is "Holden Silverwood."
My Apache name is "Pussyface."
My Navajo name is also "Pussyface."
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-07-12 10:54:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for calling me a teenager
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-12 10:51:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Apparently my Porn name is ' Sancho Brockeridge'
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-07-12 10:49:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-07-12 10:07:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My 70s pornstar name would have been Dick Bomb if I was more than a few months old during that decade. Pity.
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One of my favorite terms is "vagina bomb," or, alternatively, "vagina rocket." It's hard to work it into conversation but it's usually worth it.
We should write a movie starring Dick Bomb and Vagina Bomb. It could be like The Avengers, only with genitalia.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-12 10:47:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You do look very shiny.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-07-12 10:44:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're a sweet, sweet lady. I put one of the worst pictures of myself in that thing. Best to give folks no illusions.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-07-12 10:33:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jim Jams is right. It was Easter Sunday morning and I was COM-FEE.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-07-12 10:31:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-07-12 10:26:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Merlina knows who I am!!!! YEAH!!! YEAH!!!
Um.... Merlina. Do you know any slow or special people (other than oathmeal)?
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Yes I do
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-12 10:31:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hilarity too obviously and the dreamy drogo!! well he's not lovely or dreamy, more strange, I think we are scarily similar.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-12 10:27:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Susie you are lovely too!
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-07-12 10:26:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Merlina knows who I am!!!! YEAH!!! YEAH!!!
Um.... Merlina. Do you know any slow or special people (other than oathmeal)?
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-07-12 10:25:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Merlina is just lovely.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-12 10:21:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Merlina is lovely to everyone.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-07-12 10:19:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-07-12 10:14:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh God, thanks a lot.
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but better looking obviously
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-07-12 10:14:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh God, thanks a lot.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-12 10:08:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-07-12 15:06:57 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-07-12 10:03:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry Emission, I wasn't being cheeky, I'm just not up to date on my BritSlang. Sorry.
Drogo speaks truth, I come from the land of the ice and snow....no the other one.
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Susie, that ice and snow line made me wanna go....
WHAAAAAA AAAAHHHHH WHAAAAAAAA AAAHHHHH.
I'm a tool.
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A sexy wrench
hehe
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-07-12 10:08:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hilarity - thank you for catching the reference. You rule.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-07-12 10:08:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-07-12 10:07:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My 70s pornstar name would have been Dick Bomb if I was more than a few months old during that decade. Pity.
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hahahaha
Still think you are the best looking bloke on Uber.
Apart from THE Bloke of course.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-12 10:08:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ok well behave Derkins!!
Its ok I have a sack of oranges to dish out, yours is extra juicy
ignore Drogo , he's a ho.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-07-12 10:07:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My 70s pornstar name would have been Dick Bomb if I was more than a few months old during that decade. Pity.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-07-12 10:06:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-07-12 10:03:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry Emission, I wasn't being cheeky, I'm just not up to date on my BritSlang. Sorry.
Drogo speaks truth, I come from the land of the ice and snow....no the other one.
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Susie, that ice and snow line made me wanna go....
WHAAAAAA AAAAHHHHH WHAAAAAAAA AAAHHHHH.
I'm a tool.
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-07-12 10:06:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't give away my orange...
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-12 10:06:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Drogo..........oooh when we meet im gonna squash your cherries if you keep this up
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-07-12 10:05:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-12 10:03:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I feel like Susie is mocking me, she is in distinct danger of being chucked out of my gang.....
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Thats it EM kick her out.
Come over to the other Club Susie, we have fruit too and badges
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-12 10:04:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Everyone lives somewhere different, I guess thats the beauty of Uber.
Move to America when I visit.
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-07-12 10:03:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry Emission, I wasn't being cheeky, I'm just not up to date on my BritSlang. Sorry.
Drogo speaks truth, I come from the land of the ice and snow....no the other one.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-12 10:03:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I feel like Susie is mocking me, she is in distinct danger of being chucked out of my gang.....
Hilarity shall get your orange
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-07-12 10:01:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
EI, you are phrasing your questions all wrong. She will know tell you from Earth.
Susie, dearest, where do you currently reside? As in, what country is your personal domicile located?
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-07-12 10:00:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Canada Wally brain pls keep up. hahahahaha
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-12 09:59:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Susie..........
You are a cheeky women.
Where in the World are you from........
THAT IS ALL
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-07-12 09:58:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-12 09:56:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-07-12 14:55:26 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Christ on a bike, it only costs us $85 far as I know. I'm hoping to go somewhere warm in February so I should probably get on that...
Emission, I'm right here!
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Donut!!
I refuse to ask again!
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You want a donut?? Did I miss something? *scrolls down reviews*
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-12 09:56:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-07-12 14:55:26 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Christ on a bike, it only costs us $85 far as I know. I'm hoping to go somewhere warm in February so I should probably get on that...
Emission, I'm right here!
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Donut!!
I refuse to ask again!
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-07-12 09:55:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Christ on a bike, it only costs us $85 far as I know. I'm hoping to go somewhere warm in February so I should probably get on that...
Emission, I'm right here!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-12 09:54:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hilarity,
Ahh ok ive only ever been to the big apple but want to visit a few places next year........
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-07-12 09:52:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Uppers, 100 smackaroos. I love rape, but raping my money is a different story....
I live in southern Maryland, down by Virgina. Eastern seaboard.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-12 09:49:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Where are you Susie.......
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-12 09:48:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-07-12 14:45:47 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
I took no offense, but I will get one eventually b/c I WILL make it outside the US, so help me Lawd.
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Im English and apologise for everything.
Sorry I dont even know where in The U.S you are...........I dont live miles from Drogo, well same end of the country anyway.
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-07-12 09:46:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-12 09:31:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Depends If you can handle the pips
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Shame, I would have preferred seedless...
Hilarity - it's $100 to get a passport in the US? Wow!
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-07-12 09:45:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-07-12 09:39:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I will spell Engnlad however I like, thank you very much. Pfft... it's not like it's a real country or anything. Just some silly island. Since when can islands be countries?
I've heard that if you don't have a passport in Negnlad, that the police will dip me in batter, fry me, and serve me as the cafeteria 'special' at the airport. You were a po-po in Gladnen Drogo, please confirm.
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Don't worry about it if you get caught you dont get dipped in batter and stuff anymore. You get sent over to some Ex-coppers house to 'work' things out.
I hear he is quite nice though and treats you well. You get to sleep with the girl scouts, and they all seem happy. He's only lost one so far this year, but that was due to the 'big freeze'
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-07-12 09:45:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-12 09:43:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-07-12 14:41:31 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
EI, I've never been able to afford to go on vacation outside the US, so why spend the $100 to get a passport
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No fair enough, I was only messing. Do you plan on getting one ever?
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I took no offense, but I will get one eventually b/c I WILL make it outside the US, so help me Lawd.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-07-12 09:44:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-07-12 09:43:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
GC, Merlina's trying to tell you she likes the whole 'Daddy' concept. Roll with it, brother.
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HAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-07-12 09:43:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2007-07-12 09:40:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 just because I made the list, even though you just called me ugly.
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I didn't!
you're actually very cute.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-12 09:43:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-07-12 14:41:31 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
EI, I've never been able to afford to go on vacation outside the US, so why spend the $100 to get a passport
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No fair enough, I was only messing. Do you plan on getting one ever?
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-07-12 09:43:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
GC, Merlina's trying to tell you she likes the whole 'Daddy' concept. Roll with it, brother.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-07-12 09:42:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-07-12 09:40:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Dad??
~~~
sorry. You look like my dad is all.
Its a compliment, trust me.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-07-12 09:41:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
EI, I've never been able to afford to go on vacation outside the US, so why spend the $100 to get a passport?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-12 09:40:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Stoopid head.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-07-12 09:40:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Dad??
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2007-07-12 09:40:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 just because I made the list, even though you just called me ugly.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-07-12 09:40:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-12 09:29:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You couldn't have picked a Bee Gees song from the 60's for Shlongy???
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Tragedy!
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-07-12 09:39:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I will spell Engnlad however I like, thank you very much. Pfft... it's not like it's a real country or anything. Just some silly island. Since when can islands be countries?
I've heard that if you don't have a passport in Negnlad, that the police will dip me in batter, fry me, and serve me as the cafeteria 'special' at the airport. You were a po-po in Gladnen Drogo, please confirm.
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-07-12 09:37:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Why thank you.
If your idea of a good laugh is fraternizing with insane uni boys, by all means.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-12 09:32:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-07-12 14:31:33 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-07-12 09:28:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Travelling to Engerlnad is expensive, Drogo dearest. Hell, I don't even have a passport yet. I fail as a traveller.
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You should try to come to England instead then, we let people without passports in all the time.
p.s Steer Clear of Engerlnad, the men there all have herpes, and a very nasty strain of it that is airborn
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WHy no passport!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-12 09:31:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-07-12 14:18:30 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-12 09:17:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-07-12 14:15:55 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Emission, a package arrived this morning! I got my badge and the orange...with another orange and a banana taped to it. What's the message here??
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The message is, ENJOY.
And don't peel the banana.
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I would imagine the same rule goes for the oranges....
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Depends If you can handle the pips
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-07-12 09:31:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-07-12 09:28:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Travelling to Engerlnad is expensive, Drogo dearest. Hell, I don't even have a passport yet. I fail as a traveller.
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You should try to come to England instead then, we let people without passports in all the time.
p.s Steer Clear of Engerlnad, the men there all have herpes, and a very nasty strain of it that is airborn
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-12 09:29:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You couldn't have picked a Bee Gees song from the 60's for Shlongy???
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-07-12 09:28:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Travelling to Engerlnad is expensive, Drogo dearest. Hell, I don't even have a passport yet. I fail as a traveller.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-07-12 09:23:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-07-12 09:19:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hmmm... nakedness or having to perform literary genius?
I'll pick nakedness every single damn time, yes sirree.
p.s. show me, show me, show me, how you do that trick. the one that makes me scream, she said. the one that makes me laugh, she said. and threw her arms around my neck. show me how you do it, and i'll promise you, i promise you, i'll run away with you. i'll run away with you.
<dances>
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If you come closer I will show you how I do it
But sadly you are missing the delights of devon on your travels
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-07-12 09:19:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hmmm... nakedness or having to perform literary genius?
I'll pick nakedness every single damn time, yes sirree.
p.s. show me, show me, show me, how you do that trick. the one that makes me scream, she said. the one that makes me laugh, she said. and threw her arms around my neck. show me how you do it, and i'll promise you, i promise you, i'll run away with you. i'll run away with you.
<dances>
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-07-12 09:18:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-12 09:17:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-07-12 14:15:55 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Emission, a package arrived this morning! I got my badge and the orange...with another orange and a banana taped to it. What's the message here??
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The message is, ENJOY.
And don't peel the banana.
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I would imagine the same rule goes for the oranges....
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-07-12 09:17:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Pervert? Moi?
Never, I am just in favour of the new world thinking of being as we were born. Nudity is not something to be ashamed of or to hide. We must show it to all and everyone. Unburden yourself of you garments. Do it now. Rip off your clothing, come do it with me. Rip, thats it rip RIP I say. Be naked be free!!!
*runs around office naked whilst sirens approach*
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-12 09:17:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-07-12 14:15:55 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Emission, a package arrived this morning! I got my badge and the orange...with another orange and a banana taped to it. What's the message here??
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The message is, ENJOY.
And don't peel the banana.
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-07-12 09:15:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Emission, a package arrived this morning! I got my badge and the orange...with another orange and a banana taped to it. What's the message here??
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-12 09:14:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dont be going up against my club, You are just a raging pervert Drogo. Bet its an all boys club too.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-07-12 09:12:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-12 09:09:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Its all good , Susies in my fan club you get an orange if you join!
Let me sign you up Hilarity, all you have to do is support me in that espologollywolly competition that Miss Berry is doing.
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In MY club you get a badge and we all get naked a lot.
Actually we just stay naked all the time no getting about it.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-12 09:09:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Its all good , Susies in my fan club you get an orange if you join!
Let me sign you up Hilarity, all you have to do is support me in that espologollywolly competition that Miss Berry is doing.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-12 09:07:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
im just being friendly! but i do like kissing!
Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2007-07-12 09:06:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yes he does
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-07-12 09:03:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think EI might have a little bit of slutatude goin' on....
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-12 09:02:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ahhh Susie, lets make out!!
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-07-12 09:00:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*innocent look, points to self* Me?? Up to no good? Nevar... :)
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-12 08:58:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
cool, wanna make out!
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-07-12 08:57:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
sorry. I am her. I am a she. I was lying about being luke perry.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-07-12 08:57:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-07-12 08:47:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
that's because I am him. You don't remember my oscar-caliber performance in eight seconds?
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never even heard of the movie..
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-07-12 08:56:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-07-12 08:47:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
FUCK.
Sorry lass... :(
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thats okay sweetpea. :D
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-12 08:55:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I always imagined beeltea to be female :(
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-07-12 08:47:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
that's because I am him. You don't remember my oscar-caliber performance in eight seconds?
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-07-12 08:47:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
FUCK.
Sorry lass... :(
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-07-12 08:46:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm always shy...
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-07-12 08:35:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-07-12 08:33:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Luke chap?
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Luke Perry... just remembered the name. You look a bit like him.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-07-12 08:33:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Luke chap?
I was marvelous in 8 seconds. (Insert punchline here)
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-07-12 08:32:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thank you, my dear, my oldest was so happy to be in the picture this year.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-07-12 08:19:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That would be accurate. ^_^
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-07-12 08:18:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-07-12 08:17:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Love you too, Merlina.
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Its actually a lovely photo of you both, isn't it..
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-07-12 08:17:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Love you too, Merlina.
Submitted by Sydney (user info) at 2007-07-12 08:11:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fail.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-07-12 08:04:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-07-12 08:01:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ah hell, did I miss you out too.
OK, creep_firebombing - gorgeous
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Now you're talkin', Sweetcheeks.
[kiss]
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-07-12 08:01:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-07-12 08:00:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What the...Jesus Tittyfucking Christ!
[weep]
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ah hell, did I miss you out too.
OK, creep_firebombing - gorgeous
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-07-12 08:00:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-07-12 07:59:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Drogo, have no fear. Shan't be long before I come and ruin any semblance of civilisation in your lovely home county.
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maybe stop off in the 'old smoke' on the way there..
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-07-12 08:00:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What the...Jesus Tittyfucking Christ!
[weep]
Submitted by JoeyG (user info