SPT - Top of the muffin TO YOU!! (784 hits)
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Submitted by SunnyG (View user info) at 2007-07-12 09:54:49 EDT
Top of the Muffin TO YOU!!
Seinfeld Post Thursday
Kramer: Hey Jerry, I'm starting the Peterman reality bus tour.
George: Reality tour?
Jerry: The last thing this guy's qualified to give a tour of is reality
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Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-07-22 16:58:10 EDT (#)
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Man, I shouldn't be allowed to have the internet, or any social contact when I've been up for two days against my own will. I got waaay too pissed off.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-07-21 03:53:41 EDT (#)
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Skrapmetal still cool.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-07-20 08:32:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-07-19 03:21:24 PDT (#)
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It's incredibly rare for a show to be as well written as say, something like Seinfeld or Arrested Development, then to be correctly casted, and acted out so that the original script has been done justice. <b> Just as it is rare to find a really good book/painting/sculpture/uber post/human being etc... </b>
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Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-07-19 21:34:47 PDT (#)
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By the way, yeah, there's some crap on television. So, let's not watch any of it. There have been some crap paintings, so fuck art. Jeebus knows there's so much shitty music in the world, so fuck that. I'm watching a shit movie right now, so I'm never watching another. I've seen some godawful sculptures. Some sports aren't worth the paper their overly complex rules are printed on. Some books aren't worth wiping your arse with, therefore reading is for mindless fools. Don't even get me started on videogames.
So I spend my free time staring at the wall. Hmm...this wall is kinda sucky...better give this up too.
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Yeah, I was basically saying the same thing, except without being as funny and with more insults. I just can't stand assholes telling people to "go read a book, blah blah blah" and then saying they're not being judgemental.
Seriously, I made no assumptions about you skrapmetal, you stated all of your elitist bullshit opinions from the first comment, and it pissed me off. You on the other hand, decided I must watch copious amounts of TV with my mouth agape based on the fact that I argued it takes skill to write a sitcom or a movie. Whereas, all I've done is quote you...verbatim. I've recently decided a TV falling on your head isn't a painful enough death.
But it's so damn fitting.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-07-20 00:34:47 EDT (#)
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By the way, yeah, there's some crap on television. So, let's not watch any of it. There have been some crap paintings, so fuck art. Jeebus knows there's so much shitty music in the world, so fuck that. I'm watching a shit movie right now, so I'm never watching another. I've seen some godawful sculptures. Some sports aren't worth the paper their overly complex rules are printed on. Some books aren't worth wiping your arse with, therefore reading is for mindless fools. Don't even get me started on videogames.
So I spend my free time staring at the wall. Hmm...this wall is kinda sucky...better give this up too.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-07-20 00:24:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-07-20 12:36:14 EST (#)
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Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-07-19 18:34:43 EDT (#)
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perhaps one day when you've actually had sex with an actual member of the same species but opposite gender, you'll be allowed an opinion.
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Homophobe.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-07-20 00:21:09 EDT (#)
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If this wasn't seinfeld I'd so negatively rate you. BOY AREN'T YOU LUCKY
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-07-20 00:10:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-07-19 23:57:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-07-19 22:48:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-07-19 17:25:48 EDT (#)
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Thanks skrap...you've taught me more here than any university professor would tell me. they're always pushing the "use your degree to engineer solutions for africa" card.
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Altruism has it's place, but so does early retirement. It is possible to combine the two. There's nothing wrong with sailing to Mozambique to build roads when you're 50 and sailing back (via several other interesting parts of the rest of the world) when you're 54. Just sayin'.
<sips 21 year old Glenfiddich, turns off computer>
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-07-19 23:57:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-07-19 22:48:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-07-19 17:25:48 EDT (#)
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skrapmetal,
holy jesus! I knew we were worth a lot, but not to THAT extent! Your job sounds awesome though, can't wait to graduate.
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It's all in the licensure and experience. Once you've been qualified as an Expert Witness (meaning that your degree, license, knowledge and experience have stood to the scrutiny of the court), you're in. Get the PE license as soon as you can. Find a Forensic Engineering shop to hire you with the EI you'll have (if you pass the test) after graduation so you'll have tons of experience in four years when you take the PE exam. After you've passed that and gotten a few depositions and trials under your belt, join NAFE. Once accepted there, ask for a raise and get it or go across the street. Then and ONLY then, give yourself the congratulatory Boxter. Also, nowhere along the line must you be convicted of a felony.
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Thanks skrap...you've taught me more here than any university professor would tell me. they're always pushing the "use your degree to engineer solutions for africa" card.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-07-19 22:48:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-07-19 17:25:48 EDT (#)
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skrapmetal,
holy jesus! I knew we were worth a lot, but not to THAT extent! Your job sounds awesome though, can't wait to graduate.
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It's all in the licensure and experience. Once you've been qualified as an Expert Witness (meaning that your degree, license, knowledge and experience have stood to the scrutiny of the court), you're in. Get the PE license as soon as you can. Find a Forensic Engineering shop to hire you with the EI you'll have (if you pass the test) after graduation so you'll have tons of experience in four years when you take the PE exam. After you've passed that and gotten a few depositions and trials under your belt, join NAFE. Once accepted there, ask for a raise and get it or go across the street. Then and ONLY then, give yourself the congratulatory Boxter. Also, nowhere along the line must you be convicted of a felony.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-07-19 22:36:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-07-19 18:34:43 EDT (#)
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I do hold some disdain for people who allow themselves to sit for hours and absorb something as pointless as TV as their major non-vocational activity. Judgemental? Maybe, but no more so than you are, as you raised the question. The fact that you insist on describing how little TV you watch indicates that you feel somewhat the same way too AND that you secretly want my approval for that. It is denied.
My wife watches TV when it suits her to do so and I don't begrudge her that as it is not nearly ALL she does. I choose not to watch TV and she does not begrudge me that, either. As to the quality of the sex, well, perhaps one day when you've actually had sex with an actual member of the same species but opposite gender, you'll be allowed an opinion.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-07-19 18:34:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-07-19 05:12:17 PDT (#)
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Well, you're right, I couldn't write a sitcom for one episode or ten seasons. I'd be ashamed if I could, actually, as I maintain that most TV and sitcoms especially are entirely mindless. Because you obviously consider sitting in silence, mouth agape, while being fed product placement after product placement as the lower right 1/6th of the screen is telling you what to watch next and the only non sitcom-related thought you can muster is to wonder if you can afford that thing you just saw in the commercial, I'll not argue my occasional post or comment on Uber with you. I'll say these things though: I spend less time on Uber each week than you probably spend in front of the TV each day. I don't drink coffee, but I bet you do. And lastly, I've read both your posts so I know what I'm talking about when I say that it's clear to me that if you were to submit your best writing effort with all the originality and wit you could muster, and I wiped my ass on a piece of paper and sent it in, I'd still have a better shot at getting a TV writing gig. My entry would be more apropos (it's pronounced ap-ro-po, look it up).
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Actually in the last two months, I've maybe been exposed to 2 total hours of actual television, and only Conan O'Brien. I only like three television shows, Arrested Development, Seinfeld, and The Venture Brothers, and I just watch the DVD's that my friends own (too expensive for me, I would just download them if I really wanted to watch them). Oh, and the anime Samurai Champloo.
To be quite honest, I find lately that I can barely concentrate on anything without being distracted by my own thoughts. I'm not a big fan of art, but I do enjoy reading, namely Knut Hamsun, George Orwell, and Charles Bukowski. For that reason I prefer listening to music over everything that has been mentioned. I prefer to sit outside in my gazebo, listen to Boards of Canada, and just plain think, or play chess with my girlfriend, sometimes Star Wars trivial pursuit with my roommate, heh. Whether it's about something ridiculous, mildly intelligent, or about work...whatever.
But hey, if you need a painting of fruit to help you maintain a thought process, that's fine too. At least I don't tell random people on the internet what the SHOULD be doing. And don't say you're just stating what works for you, the first thing you said was basically, "this is what I do, you're stupid for not doing it"
I wonder if your wife knows what a fucked up opinion you have of her. Must make sex terrible to think so lowly of her.
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-07-19 17:25:48 EDT (#)
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skrapmetal,
holy jesus! I knew we were worth a lot, but not to THAT extent! Your job sounds awesome though, can't wait to graduate.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2007-07-19 15:29:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2007-07-12 13:10:32 EDT (#)
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Seinfeld fucking sucks
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-07-19 14:55:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-07-19 13:21:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-07-14 14:56:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-07-12 14:26:08 EDT (#)
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... Create? I'm an engineering student, it's all I do.
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I'm an ME. What branch of engineering are you studying?
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Biomedical Engineering...fairly new field, we do a lot of ME/EE/and Material Science, with a nice handful of biomedicine classes.
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I actually work in Forensic Engineering - traffic crashes and such. We use Biomedical Engineers a lot. Allow me to encourage you to pursue FE/PE licensure in whatever state you're in. With a biomedical degree and a state license, once you've testified in court a couple times you'll be worth $150K/yr in Florida, provided you don't suck. I'll tell the jury how hard Ms. Driver hit the dashboard, you tell 'em why her femur broke and penetrated her diphragm.
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-07-19 13:21:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-07-14 14:56:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-07-12 14:26:08 EDT (#)
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... Create? I'm an engineering student, it's all I do.
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I'm an ME. What branch of engineering are you studying?
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Biomedical Engineering...fairly new field, we do a lot of ME/EE/and Material Science, with a nice handful of biomedicine classes.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-07-19 08:12:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-07-19 06:21:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-07-12 11:14:58 PDT (#)
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TV is mindless, 'reality' or not. We don't like TV. Get it? I've said this before: the phrase "There is nothing on television" is true on every level. Read a book. Go outside. Experience something. Play an instrument. Paint. Sculpt. Write. Create, rather than absorb and regurgitate.
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First of all, people who love to talk about how they don't watch TV tend to spend large amounts of time on the internet. Anyways, I can understand you not enjoying people repeating what they saw on TV, as it's pretty pointless. However, suggesting TV is entirely "mindless" is total bullshit. It's incredibly rare for a show to be as well written as say, something like Seinfeld or Arrested Development, then to be correctly casted, and acted out so that the original script has been done justice. Just as it is rare to find a really good book/painting/sculpture/uber post/human being etc...
You try writing an entertaining sitcom with the same main characters, I doubt you could write even one season. Then you can say that doesn't take skill, that it isn't an art form. Imagine doing that for five, or even ten seasons. Not easy. As for films, just because the picture is moving doesn't mean it isn't art anymore.
You post these comments outside? Walked all the way to the Starbucks with your laptop did you? "Experiencing" your overpriced coffee OUTSIDE? I hope you experience a broken TV falling out of a 12 story building onto your overinflated windbag of a head.
+2 for not caring if people know you've watched TV.
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Well, you're right, I couldn't write a sitcom for one episode or ten seasons. I'd be ashamed if I could, actually, as I maintain that most TV and sitcoms especially are entirely mindless. Because you obviously consider sitting in silence, mouth agape, while being fed product placement after product placement as the lower right 1/6th of the screen is telling you what to watch next and the only non sitcom-related thought you can muster is to wonder if you can afford that thing you just saw in the commercial, I'll not argue my occasional post or comment on Uber with you. I'll say these things though: I spend less time on Uber each week than you probably spend in front of the TV each day. I don't drink coffee, but I bet you do. And lastly, I've read both your posts so I know what I'm talking about when I say that it's clear to me that if you were to submit your best writing effort with all the originality and wit you could muster, and I wiped my ass on a piece of paper and sent it in, I'd still have a better shot at getting a TV writing gig. My entry would be more apropos (it's pronounced ap-ro-po, look it up).
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-07-19 06:21:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-07-12 11:14:58 PDT (#)
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TV is mindless, 'reality' or not. We don't like TV. Get it? I've said this before: the phrase "There is nothing on television" is true on every level. Read a book. Go outside. Experience something. Play an instrument. Paint. Sculpt. Write. Create, rather than absorb and regurgitate.
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First of all, people who love to talk about how they don't watch TV tend to spend large amounts of time on the internet. Anyways, I can understand you not enjoying people repeating what they saw on TV, as it's pretty pointless. However, suggesting TV is entirely "mindless" is total bullshit. It's incredibly rare for a show to be as well written as say, something like Seinfeld or Arrested Development, then to be correctly casted, and acted out so that the original script has been done justice. Just as it is rare to find a really good book/painting/sculpture/uber post/human being etc...
You try writing an entertaining sitcom with the same main characters, I doubt you could write even one season. Then you can say that doesn't take skill, that it isn't an art form. Imagine doing that for five, or even ten seasons. Not easy. As for films, just because the picture is moving doesn't mean it isn't art anymore.
You post these comments outside? Walked all the way to the Starbucks with your laptop did you? "Experiencing" your overpriced coffee OUTSIDE? I hope you experience a broken TV falling out of a 12 story building onto your overinflated windbag of a head.
+2 for not caring if people know you've watched TV.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-07-14 16:50:20 EDT (#)
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I've this episode, thanks for the reminder.
I wish this were a quality post so that I could give you a hate -2.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-07-14 14:56:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-07-12 14:26:08 EDT (#)
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... Create? I'm an engineering student, it's all I do.
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I'm an ME. What branch of engineering are you studying?
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-07-14 01:21:32 EDT (#)
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skrapmetal,
The only time I watch TV is during the summer (i.e. no school), and even then, I download the shows I like and turn my brain off.
That's a very intelligent argument you present and I agree wholeheartedly.
Cheers (at the risk of sounding like a homo)
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-07-13 18:54:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-07-13 13:17:47 EDT (#)
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Hmm. I see what you mean now, but strongly disagree (and I don't think you actually agree with what you're saying either, or you'd be some kind of sociopath). Quality films or television shows can leave me feeling just as mentally stimulated as a quality book, but they don't have to, either.
Would looking at a surrealist or abstract painting be less mindless than looking at a classical painting?
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If a televion show or movie imparts a desire in the viewer to find out more, or expand on what has been viewed, or in any way stimulates the viewer to do more than simply sit there and absorb product placement, then I'm fine with it. Very, very few do, though. I quit trying a few years ago, but for a time I tried to find something like that on American TV. Beyond the occasional educational/documentary show on some cable channel nobody watches, there was nothing at all. We have a bigass TV and my wife watches it for the purpose of turning off her brain after a hard day's work. Fine for her, not for me. I'll play guitar or read or something.
Movies have an easier time stimulating the audience than does TV because there are no commercial breaks. Once you're into the plot and characters, you can imagine what's going to happen next or guess at who did it or whatever. Still, the audience isn't asked to do much in a movie beyond sitting there and watching the screen.
Paintings are like books, in that they present you with all you need for one sense but nothing for the other senses. You the viewer have to supply the backstory. A plate of fruit? First you see the shading and light. Then it's the details - how ripe is the fruit, what's the table look like... Now, you may imagine where the table with the plate of fruit on it is located and what's in the painter's mind as the paint hits the canvas. All of a sudden you're using your imagination to enhance and create based on what the artist has supplied you. Melting clock or hollow ribbon-horse? Same thing.
Just can't abide a stagnant brain in my head, is all.
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-07-13 13:36:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-13 13:34:42 EDT (#)
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This post blows- and that's not a GIF - but I'm about the world's biggest Seinfeld fan so you get a free pass today, assjockey.
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what does it not being a GIF have to do with anything
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-13 13:34:42 EDT (#)
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This post blows- and that's not a GIF - but I'm about the world's biggest Seinfeld fan so you get a free pass today, assjockey.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-07-13 13:33:34 EDT (#)
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"Hello, and welcome to movie phone..."
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-07-13 13:17:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-07-13 22:23:01 EST (#)
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Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-07-12 13:13:04 EDT (#)
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you people don't like seinfeld, you people don't like arrested development, what the hell do people enjoy? mindless reality TV?
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TV is mindless, 'reality' or not. We don't like TV. Get it? I've said this before: the phrase "There is nothing on television" is true on every level. Read a book. Go outside. Experience something. Play an instrument. Paint. Sculpt. Write. Create, rather than absorb and regurgitate.
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The fact you included "read a book" in there makes this a bizarre argument.
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Reading engages the imagination and allows the reader to create the scene and characters in his/her mind. Television does nothing to stimulate the creative process. I have the same issue with movies made from books. Everyone had their own idea of what Dune or Mordor or Hogwarts or whatever was like, until the movies came out.
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Hmm. I see what you mean now, but strongly disagree (and I don't think you actually agree with what you're saying either, or you'd be some kind of sociopath). Quality films or television shows can leave me feeling just as mentally stimulated as a quality book, but they don't have to, either.
Would looking at a surrealist or abstract painting be less mindless than looking at a classical painting?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-13 11:55:59 EDT (#)
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S to tha P to the motha fuckin' T.
yo.
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-07-13 11:38:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by hellish (user info) at 2007-07-12 22:30:37 EDT (#)
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i'm sorry, was this post suppose to be in the humor section?
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No Jackass, its an SPT, you fucking idiot.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-07-13 08:23:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-07-13 03:02:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-07-13 04:14:58 EST (#)
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Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-07-12 13:13:04 EDT (#)
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you people don't like seinfeld, you people don't like arrested development, what the hell do people enjoy? mindless reality TV?
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TV is mindless, 'reality' or not. We don't like TV. Get it? I've said this before: the phrase "There is nothing on television" is true on every level. Read a book. Go outside. Experience something. Play an instrument. Paint. Sculpt. Write. Create, rather than absorb and regurgitate.
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The fact you included "read a book" in there makes this a bizarre argument.
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Reading engages the imagination and allows the reader to create the scene and characters in his/her mind. Television does nothing to stimulate the creative process. I have the same issue with movies made from books. Everyone had their own idea of what Dune or Mordor or Hogwarts or whatever was like, until the movies came out.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-07-13 03:02:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-07-13 04:14:58 EST (#)
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Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-07-12 13:13:04 EDT (#)
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you people don't like seinfeld, you people don't like arrested development, what the hell do people enjoy? mindless reality TV?
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TV is mindless, 'reality' or not. We don't like TV. Get it? I've said this before: the phrase "There is nothing on television" is true on every level. Read a book. Go outside. Experience something. Play an instrument. Paint. Sculpt. Write. Create, rather than absorb and regurgitate.
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The fact you included "read a book" in there makes this a bizarre argument.
Submitted by hellish (user info) at 2007-07-12 22:30:37 EDT (#)
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i'm sorry, was this post suppose to be in the humor section?
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-07-12 16:56:41 EDT (#)
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I meant...
"thats GOLD Jerry, GOLD"
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-07-12 16:52:27 EDT (#)
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mulva
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-07-12 14:26:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-07-12 14:14:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-07-12 13:13:04 EDT (#)
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you people don't like seinfeld, you people don't like arrested development, what the hell do people enjoy? mindless reality TV?
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TV is mindless, 'reality' or not. We don't like TV. Get it? I've said this before: the phrase "There is nothing on television" is true on every level. Read a book. Go outside. Experience something. Play an instrument. Paint. Sculpt. Write. Create, rather than absorb and regurgitate.
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....but you're on Ubersite too.... ha, just kidding. but seriously, read? fuck no, I'm on summer vacation. Outside? Not until rugby starts. Create? I'm an engineering student, it's all I do.
Fuck, my roommate just just caught me on uber and called me pathetic for talking to people on the internet. He's a computer science major. I need to re-evaluate life. Maybe I'll go play some pickup soccer...
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-07-12 14:14:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-07-12 13:13:04 EDT (#)
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you people don't like seinfeld, you people don't like arrested development, what the hell do people enjoy? mindless reality TV?
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TV is mindless, 'reality' or not. We don't like TV. Get it? I've said this before: the phrase "There is nothing on television" is true on every level. Read a book. Go outside. Experience something. Play an instrument. Paint. Sculpt. Write. Create, rather than absorb and regurgitate.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-07-12 13:27:24 EDT (#)
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tv sucks go read a book. wait, go read a story about reality tv: http://www.ubersite.com/u/Brdn_Nkd/l/the_survivor
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-07-12 13:13:04 EDT (#)
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you people don't like seinfeld, you people don't like arrested development, what the hell do people enjoy? mindless reality TV?
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2007-07-12 13:10:32 EDT (#)
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Seinfeld fucking sucks
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-07-12 11:47:43 EDT (#)
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I loved that show, and I've always wanted to fuck Julia Louis-Dreyfus (Elaine).
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-07-12 11:16:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-07-12 11:09:07 EDT (#)
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just because it's a shit post does not grant it immunity from a -2. it's midnless drivel that did not entertain. just saying.
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I agree. Mostly, this rating is because I found that show utterly terrible. Not as bad as that "I Love Raymond" trainwreck... but close.
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-07-12 11:09:23 EDT (#)
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"Love the Drake!"
10 mins later
"Hate the Drake!"
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-07-12 11:09:07 EDT (#)
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just because it's a shit post does not grant it immunity from a -2. it's midnless drivel that did not entertain. just saying.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-07-12 11:07:38 EDT (#)
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How could I NOT approve?
It's seinfeld.
I'm The_Drake.
It'd be like crapping in your food dish.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-07-12 11:06:01 EDT (#)
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SPT to a T....not T ans in Thursday....it's just an expression....to a T.
oh fuck you too.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-07-12 10:52:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-07-12 10:42:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think some of you are missing the point of SPT
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-12 10:22:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I just checked my watch and you are failzurez.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-07-12 10:16:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-07-12 10:08:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fuck skrapmetal.
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You understand that being able to quote as much TV show dialog as you obviously can is undeniably lame, be the show Seinfeld, Star Trek, any of those remarkably similar animated shows, or whatever. Seriously - turn off the TV and go outside.
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-07-12 10:15:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sydney (user info) at 2007-07-12 10:10:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This lacked everything including proper SPT.
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PROPER SPT? What the hell are you on about. Shit is shit. Just because I used a backronym doesn't violate SPT protocol. And at least I never shit myself.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-07-12 10:13:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"No ma, you are not out there. Because I am out there. And if I see you out there, there is not enough voltage in this world, to electro-shock me back into coherence!"
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-07-12 10:12:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"I call it... the bro."
"I call it the mansiere."
"Yeah well I like bro."
"I like mansiere."
Submitted by Sydney (user info) at 2007-07-12 10:10:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This lacked everything including proper SPT.
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-07-12 10:09:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
thorpe knows is seinfeld quotes.
I saw the 'bro' episode last night, priceless.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-07-12 10:08:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fuck skrapmetal.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-07-12 10:08:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Hey, you're hurting my elbow!"
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-07-12 10:07:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Oh that's just an old wives tale."
"Is it? Look at this!"
"Oh! Oh! Kramer, what IS that???"
"LOOK AT IT! LOOK AT IT!"
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-07-12 10:06:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Where'd you get the car?"
"It's a rental."
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-07-12 10:05:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"I think you should lose the exclamation points."
"Why?"
"Well, it's not Top of the Muffin... TO YOU!!"
"No, no, it is!"
Submitted by lover101 (user info) at 2007-07-12 10:03:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love Jerry!!
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-12 10:00:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Die.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-07-12 09:58:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck Seinfeld.