ATTN: Dr. Daniels (pt 1 of 3) (271 hits)
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Submitted by QuinnTheEskimo (View user info) at 2007-07-13 05:44:11 EDT
Dr. David Daniels
13502 N. Venter Rd.
Riverside, Ca, 99206
July 31, 1929
ATTN: Dr. Daniels
I hope that you respond as soon as you are able to this letter because I have terribly urgent news. I hope you will forgive the fact that I disregard the pleasantries.
I have made an amazing discovery! The other day as I visited the cemetery I noticed a vagabond. He was shortish, haggard, and had a terrible limp. I ignored him until I thought I heard him call out for help. When I looked at him for a few seconds her moaned again and so I rushed over, ready to off assistance.
However, when I arrived, I saw that he wasn't, for lack of a better word, alive! His face crawled with maggots, his clothes looked damp and ragged, and his limp was caused by a missing foot. I half-heartedly looked for an open or unearthed grave nearby to explain his presence. However there was none which perplexed me very much. Where did the creature come from?
Next I assumed he was a leper, perhaps released from the local sanitarium, until I noticed that his flesh wasn't falling off, it was simply rotten! I immediately lured him home, sneaking him through alleys and shadows to prevent being noticed, and took him home.
I attempted seeking out the authorities hoping for help restraining the creature but they disregarded me after I tried explaining the problem. I penned it in my garden, and watched it from the back door, taking notes which I wrote in my journal. I will send you them in a few days if I can get my secretary to type them up.
I questioned the creature, however, his speech was limited to three words. His answers were limited to "Yes," or "No," All three fitting words for a man that appears to be "un-dead."
His limp seems to grow worse daily. His speech is failing him, his eyes are no longer co-ordinated, and the the fact that he has lost the control of his left arm all lead me to believe that his muscles are rotting and his nerves system is falling apart.
I apologize for the short length of the letter, however, I haven't had much time to observe the creature before i penned this. I assure you my notes will contain a great deal more information.
I have included a sketch of the creature. Please return any thoughts or ideas about what you think.
I will write you again with the results of any tests I run on the creature, and be sure to include my notes.
Please reply in all haste!
Prof. Strauss
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-07-13 18:36:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-07-13 12:51:45 EDT (#)
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When I looked at him for a few seconds her moaned again and so I rushed over, ready to off assistance.
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wtf?
Submitted by lover101 (user info) at 2007-07-13 11:49:30 EDT (#)
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+1 on the hopes that this gets better
Submitted by Dervish (user info) at 2007-07-13 09:45:34 EDT (#)
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His answers were limited to "Yes," or "No," All three fitting words for a man that appears to be "un-dead."
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Three words: "Yes" or "No" = NEW VERBAL BANDWAGON
MOVE OVER, "WHOM KILLED HIM, AND WHY?" AND "SOUP'S ON, BITCHES!"
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2007-07-13 09:43:39 EDT (#)
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Zombies are the shit - so this better just be the start of the story...
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-07-13 07:22:31 EDT (#)
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jesus christ this was terrible
Submitted by Smithens (user info) at 2007-07-13 06:50:39 EDT (#)
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meh
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-07-13 06:18:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-13 06:06:42 EDT (#)
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If that where the case it should have been "Yes", "Or", and "No".
He wrote "Yes," or "No," ; meaning he only says 2 words.
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YES I KNOW GODDAMNIT I WAS JUST BEING NICE!!!
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hehe... oops
Submitted by sir_cowman (user info) at 2007-07-13 06:15:16 EDT (#)
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defeated again by a typo
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-13 06:06:42 EDT (#)
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If that where the case it should have been "Yes", "Or", and "No".
He wrote "Yes," or "No," ; meaning he only says 2 words.
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YES I KNOW GODDAMNIT I WAS JUST BEING NICE!!!
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-07-13 06:04:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-13 05:55:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-07-13 10:54:04 BST (#)
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"I questioned the creature, however, his speech was limited to three words. His answers were limited to "Yes," or "No," All three fitting words for a man that appears to be "un-dead." "
"Yes" & "No" .....three words?
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Maybe he could say 'or' too?
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If that where the case it should have been "Yes", "Or", and "No".
He wrote "Yes," or "No," ; meaning he only says 2 words.
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2007-07-13 06:01:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-13 05:55:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-07-13 10:54:04 BST (#)
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"I questioned the creature, however, his speech was limited to three words. His answers were limited to "Yes," or "No," All three fitting words for a man that appears to be "un-dead." "
"Yes" & "No" .....three words?
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Maybe he could say 'or' too?
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-07-13 05:54:04 EDT (#)
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"I questioned the creature, however, his speech was limited to three words. His answers were limited to "Yes," or "No," All three fitting words for a man that appears to be "un-dead." "
"Yes" & "No" .....three words?
Submitted by PukingDog (user info) at 2007-07-13 05:48:56 EDT (#)
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I just kept waiting for this to become funny.