GPF: Best Dad Award goes to... (NSFW-esque) (1612 hits)
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Submitted by creep_firebombing (View user info) at 2007-07-13 07:26:55 EDT
Intro: Dr. Dre
Ha, yeah, hell yeah, ha knowhatI'msayin
Verse One: Dr. Dre
Yeah, Mista Busta, where the fuck ya at?
Can't scrap a lick, so I know ya got your gat
Your dick on hard, from fuckin your road dogs
The hood you threw up with, niggaz you grew up with
Don't even respect your ass
That's why it's time for the doctor, to check your ass, nigga
Used to be my homey, used to be my ace
Now I wanna slapped tha taste out yo mouth
Nigga bow down to the row
Fuckin me, now I'm fuckin you, little hoe
Oh, don't think I forgot, let you slide
Let me ride, just another homicide
Yeah it's me so I'ma talk on
Stompin on the 'Eazy'est streets that you can walk on
So strap on your Compton hat, your locs
And watch your back cause you might get smoked, loc
And pass the bud, and stay low-key
B.G. cause you lost all your homey's love
Now call it what you want to
You fucked wit me, now it's a must that I fuck wit you
Interlude: Dr. Dre
Yeah, that's what the fuck I'm talkin about
We have your motherfuckin record company surrounded
Put down the candy and let the little boy go
You knowhatI'msayin, punk motherfucker
**We want Eazy, we want Eazy**
Verse Two: Snoop Doggy Dogg
Bow wow wow yippy yo yippy yay
Doggy Dogg's in the motherfuckin house
Bow wow wow yippy yo yippy yay
Death Row's in the motherfuckin house
Bow wow wow yippy yo yippy yay
The sounds of a dog brings me to another day
Play, with my bone with ya jimmy
It seems like you're good for makin jokes about your jimmy
But here's a jimmy joke about your mama that you might not like
I heard she was the 'Frisco dyke
But fuck your mama, I'm talkin about you and me
Toe to toe, Tim M-U-T
Your bark was loud, but your bite wasn't vicious
And them rhymes you were kickin were quite bootylicious
You get with Doggy Dogg oh is he crazy?
With ya mama and your daddy hollin' Bay-Bee
So won't they let you know
That if you fuck with Dre nigga you're fuckin wit Death Row
And I ain't even slangin them thangs
I'm hollin' one-eight-seven with my dick in yo mouth, beeyatch
Interlude: RBX
Yeah nigga, Compton and Long Beach together on this motherfucker
So you wanna pop that shit get yo motherfuckin cranium cracked nigga
Step on up. Now, we ain't no motherfuckin joke so remember the name
Mighty, mighty D-R. Yeahhh, MOTHERFUCKER!
Verse Three: Dr.Dre and Snoop Doggy Dogg
Now understand this my nigga Dre can't be touched
Luke's bendin over, so Luke's gettin fucked, busta
Musta, thought I was sleazy
Or though I was a mark cause I used to hang with Eazy
Animosity, made ya speak but ya spoke
Ay yo Dre, whattup, check this nigga off loc
If it ain't another ho that I gots ta fuck with
Gap teeth in ya mouth so my dick's gots to fit
With my nuts on ya tonsils
While ya on stage rappin at your wack-ass concerts
And I'ma snatch your ass from the backside
To show you how Death Row pull off that who-ride
Now you might not understand me
Cause I'ma rob you in Compton and blast you in Miami
Then we gon creep to South Central
On a Street Knowledge mission, as I steps in the temple
Spot him, got him, as I pulls out my strap
Got my chrome to the side of his White Sox hat
You tryin to check my homey, you better check yo self
Cause when you diss Dre you diss yourself, MOTHERFUCKER
Yeah nigga...
Outro: Snoop Doggy Dogg
Yeah, nine-deuce
Dr. Dre, dropin chronic once again
It don't stop, Punishing punk motherfuckers real quick like
Compton style nigga,
Doggy Dogg in the motherfuckin house, yeah
Long Beach in the motherfuckin house, yeah
Yeah, straight up, really doe
Breakin all you suckaz off somethin real proper like
YouknowhatI'msayin?
All these sucka ass niggaz can eat a fat dick
Yeah, Eazy-E Eazy-E Eazy-E can eat a big fat dick
Tim Dog can eat a big fat dick
Luke, can eat a fat dick, yeah...
User Reviews
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-07-16 01:06:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by URNVUS (user info) at 2007-07-14 12:28:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
okay.... that was random.
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-07-13 20:28:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
When rap was good...
I found the gif unnecessary, however.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-07-13 18:34:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-07-13 15:42:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-07-13 08:33:13 PDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Old, but I still love it...
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2007-07-13 13:10:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
blecchhhh. Haven't seen that one in a while, a real classic.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-07-13 13:06:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 classic Dre.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-07-13 12:23:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I fucking love this gif.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-07-13 11:33:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Old, but I still love it...
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2007-07-13 10:33:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-07-13 08:37:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-07-13 07:44:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Damn, I didn't see it on here before. Sorry people. Honestly, it'd take a miracle to keep up with all the shit that rolls through here.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-13 07:40:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love how the dog sniffs and licks his own sick afterwards!
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-07-13 07:40:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Erm
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-07-13 07:39:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thats been on here before, I think JonnyX posted it. But it's Friday, and that shit is still fucking gross...
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-13 07:32:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Have seen the gif before but it is GPF after all!