GPF: Top 7 Reasons Not To Drink (859 hits)
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Submitted by lover101 (View user info) at 2007-07-13 11:54:23 EDT
I hope this hasnt been posted before as I found out my last GPF, http://www.ubersite.com/m/109904, was. I honestly didnt know, sorry schlongy.
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Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-07-31 14:46:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-07-13 12:06:10 EDT (#)
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top 7 reasons to have friends that get way drunker than you.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-07-15 23:39:11 EDT (#)
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I puke everywhere - I have it down to a fine art now.
Submitted by General_Lee_Retarded (user info) at 2007-07-15 20:07:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
As an alcoholic I'm getting a kick out of some of these replies. I never puke or shit myself, I just get fucking retarded. It's shitty for friends and family but awesome for me.
Submitted by URNVUS (user info) at 2007-07-14 22:30:01 EDT (#)
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Untill that part at the end that said " Sadly i'm still not convinced " I was ready to -2 this. Based on the fact THAT THERE IS ALWAYS A REASON TO DRINK.
ALWAYS.
Submitted by zoobie2000 (user info) at 2007-07-13 23:10:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
stop posting silly things like this alcohol is good for you > ever tried a good trip? just you the mountain a bottle of vodka and the sky... and of course a harsh anal carrot up yer ass
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-07-13 18:30:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-13 15:23:19 EDT (#)
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Yes. Go through EVERY one of them.
You will probably be laughing and pissing yourself during this time so dress accordingly.
Submitted by lover101 (user info) at 2007-07-13 13:33:52 EDT (#)
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Well shlongy at least it was only one picture instead of the whole GIF. Before I post again I will go through your post to make sure I dont take another.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-07-13 13:25:59 EDT (#)
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5
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-07-13 13:14:50 EDT (#)
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Ewwww..... I've been mighty damn drunk, but I've never pissed and/or shit myself. I did barf out my friends car window doing 90mph down the freeway once. It got in my hair and was like lacquer the next day. Gross.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-07-13 13:08:00 EDT (#)
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Always always always always have a camera with you. Funny is everywhere.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-13 13:04:57 EDT (#)
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WAIT A SECOND.
You fucked up again, stealing from Shlongy's archives.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/69785
Submitted by fuck_button (user info) at 2007-07-13 12:53:38 EDT (#)
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Drinkers are the scourge of the earth. Teetotaler for life!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-13 12:36:05 EDT (#)
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Show me your hole and I'll forget the whole unfortunate incident.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-07-13 12:36:02 EDT (#)
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it's one thing to pop a squat somewhere to piss when you're drunk, but who the hell shits like that?
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-07-13 12:17:24 EDT (#)
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#2 and #5
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-13 12:17:21 EDT (#)
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heh
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-13 12:16:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-07-13 12:06:10 EDT (#)
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top 7 reasons to have friends that get way drunker than you.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-07-13 12:05:25 EDT (#)
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HarHar Hitler!!!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-13 12:04:06 EDT (#)
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Number 4 is fucking great!
Submitted by lover101 (user info) at 2007-07-13 12:01:53 EDT (#)
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I knew this guy that would piss on himself EVERY damn time he would drink. It was pretty gross.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2007-07-13 12:01:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-07-13 12:01:39 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-07-13 11:59:27 EDT (#)
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Ya know it's funny, I've been so drunk I didn't know my name. But I have never EVER had anything even close to that shit happen to me before.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-07-13 11:56:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Seen all those as solo stills before.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-07-13 11:56:02 EDT (#)
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eew