rob berg and O present : Little Red Hood Riding (2072 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.31 on 147 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Rob Berg (View user info) at 2007-07-13 14:24:26 EDT
From the people that brought you "Deep Blue Pee," "Harriet Tubgirl," "Driving Miss Daisy 2: Mammy, I's So Hungry I Could Eat a Hearse" and the instant classic "Firewater Makes My Farts Smell Like Grandma" comes the summer blockbuster that is sure to set your nipples on fire.
60's model and party-time spy - yes, party-time you red pen cranks - Sacrilicious is back and knee-deep in an all new adventure.
Which means she's precisely 2" deep.
Having been sucked into the nefarious Dr. Fisto's time portal in last year's record-setting "Robbin' Red's Breasts" Lishy now finds herself transported to Once Upon a Time. And damned if there isn't a hungry wolf out to get her. And questions. Many questions.
WHO is the mysterious, hunky woodsman with the bald head and fu manchu?
WHAT dark secret will she uncover inside The Castle of Mistress Fatbottom?
WHERE will she be able to find a decent cheesesteak?
Answers, hilarity, weapons-grade sluttery and more await you in:
LITTLE RED HOOD RIDING
Starring Sacrilicious, Christopher Walken, Jake Busey, the Democratic Republic of the Congo, Warwick Davis, Cytheria, Avy Scott, Dick Hands and Hulk Hogan as The Woodsman.
IF YOU LIKE MOVIES WITH GIRLS AND GUNS THIS IS THE MOVIE FOR YOU.
Opening July 13th in select cities.
LITTLE RED HOOD RIDING - THE ONLY SUMMER ACTION/ADVENTURE GUARANTEED TO KICK YOU SQUARE IN THE JIMMY.
The following is an excerpt from "Little Red Hood Riding" between Lishy and The Woodsman (as played by Hulk "Terry Bollea" Hogan). Spoilers below.
User Reviews
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-06-03 16:52:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
it's almost time for Lishy's birthday again...
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-07-19 15:14:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-07-13 11:42:42 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy birthday Lishy! July babies rule :)
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-07-18 16:54:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HOW'D I MISS THIS?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-07-17 15:00:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ON MY GO.
Goddamnit.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-07-17 15:00:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Everyone in Maine, prepare to say "hello" and "ayuh" to Valerie on my goo...
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-07-17 14:59:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HI ME
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-07-17 14:30:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
More on Patrick Henry
http://www.ubersite.com/m/110202#2474564
Boo Yah!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-07-17 11:50:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-07-16 15:58:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Some friends and I decided that there should be a term for men similar to "cameltoe." For when you can see the outline of some dude's junk in his little drawers or too-tight pants. Why should women be the only ones cool enough to get a term for their errant gential flappage? Why should they be cool enough to get anything, really? Women. Psh. Whatever.
Anyway, for whatever reason we felt "Patrick Henry" would be appropriate.
Use it and watch it multiply.
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that's actually what the mooseknuckle is. not the cameltoe of a 500lb woman.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-07-17 11:28:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're a good man, TTOM.
As are all of you who now consider yourselves Children of the Henry.
Spread it. Spread it good. So good they can smell it on your face.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-07-16 21:52:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/110179#2473763
SPREADING THE WORD!
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-07-16 18:13:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dude, she was totally checkin' my Henry.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-07-16 18:08:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Dude you shouldn't wear a white speedo to the pool."
"Why not?"
"'Cause now it's all wet and off-gray and your Henry looks all obvious."
"Shit...I need to get some board shorts. I'll be back."
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-16 17:46:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm currently fondling my Patrick Henry.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-07-16 16:58:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like to give my Patrick Henry a little "How's your father."
Hey... I like it.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-07-16 15:58:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Some friends and I decided that there should be a term for men similar to "cameltoe." For when you can see the outline of some dude's junk in his little drawers or too-tight pants. Why should women be the only ones cool enough to get a term for their errant gential flappage? Why should they be cool enough to get anything, really? Women. Psh. Whatever.
Anyway, for whatever reason we felt "Patrick Henry" would be appropriate.
Use it and watch it multiply.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-16 14:41:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Artist's Note:
No toe - that would be a W shape. Clearly that is a well shaped V.
Hells ya. That is definitely a GLOCK.
and might I add: woo!
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-07-16 14:18:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
By the way, is that a Glock 26 that she is totin'? Just curious.
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2007-07-16 14:16:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Besides, it's not like it's a BAD thing.
"Hint of toe" is sexy sometimes (whereas "too much toe", Mr. Senator, is embarassing).
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2007-07-16 14:13:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ROB
DREW IT,
WHY DON'T YOU ASK HIM?
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2007-07-16 12:10:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I hope humor wasnt the purpose.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-07-16 12:02:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2007-07-16 10:41:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Not that I go around looking at cartoon crotches or anything (though, Mr. President, I've been known to before), but...
Is that a slight camel-toe I detect on you Lish? FITTING.
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WHAT
THE FUCK
IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-07-16 11:40:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Hint of toe"
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2007-07-16 10:41:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Not that I go around looking at cartoon crotches or anything (though, Mr. President, I've been known to before), but...
Is that a slight camel-toe I detect on you Lish? FITTING.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-07-16 10:41:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Guns and pussy - I've been waiting or this issue. OH! Talk about your grassy knoll!"
*waits*
*wonders if he should compliment Orgasmo*
*decides not to*
*clicks "Rank"*
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-16 10:37:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-07-16 10:02:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.yahoo.com/s/628284
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
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That game was all well and good...the two before weren't such a great time. Didn't b-day girl go to a game in this series?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-07-16 10:02:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.yahoo.com/s/628284
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
Submitted by zwerg (user info) at 2007-07-16 09:58:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-07-15 22:58:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
well done
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-07-15 20:59:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy birthday.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-07-15 12:19:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-07-13 17:55:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The best condoms are made from real penises. Cadaver penii.
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Surely not. There'd be a hole in it, wouldn't there?
This was nicely done, people.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-07-15 12:05:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-14 12:16:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
:O
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OOH DIRTY I 'D NEVER SAY THAT, no siree.
Everyone I show this drawing to thinks it's amazing..it really displays your talent and I'm so happy you picked me to show it.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-14 14:10:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
rob below
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-14 12:16:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-07-14 02:27:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
CYTHERIA?!
*squirt* mmm
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:O
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-07-14 02:27:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
CYTHERIA?!
*squirt* mmm
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-07-14 01:59:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OK so I showed this drawng to liek 6 of my friends and they all react the same way they just go
:O
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-07-14 01:55:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Pointy boobs are great.
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-07-14 01:52:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Chew Man Fu?
http://www.orangelazarus.net/images/entryimage/games/tg16_final_list/chew_man_fu.png
have a happy one!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-07-14 01:38:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
MOG
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-07-14 01:25:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-07-13 14:43:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sunday's my birthday. What will I get?
I got three lemonpartys with my head photoshopped onto all three guys last year.
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Ahahahahaha
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-07-14 00:51:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Lishy
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-14 00:34:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
m below.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-13 23:31:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this post was the sweetest thing ever.
happy birthday to you. have a wonderful weekend, gorgeous.
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-07-13 18:46:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm a little late, sorry for that.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-07-13 18:26:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Bohme (user info) at 2007-07-13 18:16:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Rob had a hand in it, so it must be good +2!
(Too lazy to read all of it.)
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-07-13 18:00:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
There we are. 100+. WOO.
Great work on the drawing, rob.
Happy birthday, Valerie.
FUCK YOU, CHICAGO, GOODNI*drops mic*
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-13 17:59:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
WOOO!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-07-13 17:57:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Mr. Belvedere is watching you.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-07-13 17:57:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If you could be a dog would you rather be a breed with a low-hanging tail or a breed that constantly bares its asshole to the whole world wide?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-07-13 17:55:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The best condoms are made from real penises. Cadaver penii.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-07-13 17:55:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
NIPPLES
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-07-13 17:55:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good lord either someone dropped a deuce in her pants or the new girl from the 3rd floor is keeping a barnyard-raised llama in her pocketbook.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-07-13 17:54:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Operation: Footjob.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-07-13 17:54:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Happiness Is The Smell of Earwax on Your Lover's Fingers.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-07-13 17:54:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Batshit funk-soul Cadillac.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-07-13 17:53:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Not quite 100 reviews, huh?
Let's change that.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-13 17:47:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2007-07-13 17:17:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Thought I'd stop by to throw some (willfully) ignorant (opportunistic) negativity into this little circle jerk.
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Thank GOD - I just don't know what I'd do if ALL of my favorite little mouth breathin' retards didn't swing by to fling their shit.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2007-07-13 17:17:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Thought I'd stop by to throw some wilfully ignorant oppurtunistic negativity into this little circle jerk.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-13 17:11:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-07-13 17:00:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-13 11:38:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This sampling blows.
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...your mom.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-07-13 17:07:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well I'm off for drinky-
LOVE THIS for so many reasons. THANK YOU for thinking of me, I'll treasure this forevar.
<3
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-07-13 17:00:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-13 11:38:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This sampling blows.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-13 16:40:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-07-13 16:14:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thanks everyone.
I'll have to note: AIM conversations bad, incessant nerdfighting OK though.
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Yup, thats yer good pal JonnyX.
Funny enough, the pic I used for reference was the one you posted for him.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-13 16:35:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-07-13 16:10:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
auto -2 for AIM convos
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hehe
Nothing like throwin' down the dreaded retaliation -2 Jonny-boy.
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no retaliation involved; auto -2 for AIM convos is the standard rule around here, which you would know if you weren't
WILLFULLY IGNORANT
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hehe
I'm not sure you even know what the term 'willfully ignorant' means, sunshine.
I sure am, though. We all are.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-07-13 16:14:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thanks everyone.
I'll have to note: AIM conversations bad, incessant nerdfighting OK though.
Submitted by marginwalker (user info) at 2007-07-13 16:12:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Having a fucking swell Birthday!!!!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-07-13 16:10:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-13 12:21:42 PDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-07-13 15:08:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
auto -2 for AIM convos
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hehe
Nothing like throwin' down the dreaded retaliation -2 Jonny-boy.
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no retaliation involved; auto -2 for AIM convos is the standard rule around here, which you would know if you weren't
WILLFULLY IGNORANT
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-07-13 16:03:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
happy birthday!!!!!
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-07-13 16:03:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-13 15:43:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-07-13 15:38:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
There are SO many projects I could use you on.
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Yeah? I'm really quite usable.
...all depending on what sort of use, of course.
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Nothing kinky, I assure you.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-07-13 16:01:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy Birthday Lishy!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-07-13 16:01:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Amazing.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-07-13 15:49:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ten shades of awesome.
Feliz cumpleanos, Lishy!
With emphasis on the CUMpleanos, of course. :)
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-13 15:45:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i've been adressing rob at the thrird person (indirectly) throughtout this post. i must be ignoring him, even though he says i'm flailing and he's ignoring but doing the same thing i do.
it's complicated to reason like an aneuploid cretin
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-13 15:43:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-07-13 15:38:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
There are SO many projects I could use you on.
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Yeah? I'm really quite usable.
...all depending on what sort of use, of course.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-13 15:40:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-13 15:35:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Also, I'm pretty sure Caul hasn't noticed due to his gigantic hard on he has for himself - but I haven't replied to him directly since I had my little hissy fit. He has been carrying on this little tirade of his for weeks now - flying pretty much solo.
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you are one crazy mofo.
how many times must i say it? saying something is not doing it.
following your hissy fit, you mentionned me in each of your whiny posts and in about tons of reviews and i wasn't even adressing you. let's not mention the multiple times you respond with comments like "blah blah below"
it's really sad that you must convince yourself that you're ignore someone in short of not being able to do it for real.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-13 15:39:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
alright, off to the liquor store with me.
have a good weekend, all.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-07-13 15:38:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
There are SO many projects I could use you on.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-13 15:35:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-13 15:22:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
and for the record, i DO like rob pretty well. he has never done anything to offend me.
though lately he HAS been trying to admonish me for my behaviour...rob, stop that immediately.
none of this is to say that i don't love watching the two of you go at it hammer and tongs, so please do continue with that.
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I likes scourge.
No more admonishing, promise. I was just doing my duty as the Mary Poppins of Ubersite is all.
Also, I'm pretty sure Caul hasn't noticed due to his gigantic hard on he has for himself - but I haven't replied to him directly since I had my little hissy fit. He has been carrying on this little tirade of his for weeks now - flying pretty much solo.
(I toss in the odd log to keep the fire going, cuz it makes me smile.)
Best part is: I'm sure he'll continue to flail - after all he's 'that guy', and he has a mission.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-07-13 15:32:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*cue 'The More You Know..' jingle*
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-13 15:29:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
it's pommes de terre frites or patates frites or simply frites.
pommes are just apples.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-13 15:29:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It's probably the best drawing I've ever seen on Ubersite, with the exception of the entire TTOM "Roundhead" series.
It's too bad that such talent eminates from such an obvious fruitcup as yourself.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-13 15:27:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Mmmmmmmmm, Pomme Frites.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-07-13 15:26:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You asked me to point it out so I did.
The review I wrote with the misspellings was due to the fact that my keying hand's all shaky due to the other one moving up and down on my dangle. Obviously.
Lighten up, Pomme Frites.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-13 15:24:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-07-13 15:21:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-13 15:17:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
and you don't mind the idea of having rob berg starring at your picture for an hour...
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-13 15:10:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
...for 5 bucks and not have to catter to that emo fat fuck.
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i know, but how does your sentence makes any sense with this?
are you trying to be super-witty or do you have bad reading comprehension?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-13 15:24:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-13 15:21:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
BUT I DID LIKE THE DRAWING.
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Cool.
A compliment from the Shlongy!
Unexpected, likely to never happen again - but genuinely appreciated all the same.
thanks dude.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-13 15:22:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
and for the record, i DO like rob pretty well. he has never done anything to offend me.
though lately he HAS been trying to admonish me for my behaviour...rob, stop that immediately.
none of this is to say that i don't love watching the two of you go at it hammer and tongs, so please do continue with that.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-13 15:22:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
oh i see...orgsmatron is pointing out my extra 't'...OMFG!
that is the epitome of wit...pointing out insignificant errors in sentences written by ESL people.
no wonder the poetry is so bad
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-13 15:21:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-07-13 15:08:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
auto -2 for AIM convos
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hehe
Nothing like throwin' down the dreaded retaliation -2 Jonny-boy.
Did that make you feel better? Are yer nipples all perky?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-07-13 15:21:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-13 15:17:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
and you don't mind the idea of having rob berg starring at your picture for an hour...
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-13 15:10:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
...for 5 bucks and not have to catter to that emo fat fuck.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-07-13 15:21:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy Birthday
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-13 15:21:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-07-13 15:07:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't pretend to follow along, Shlongy. I know you feel comfortable running your finger along each line and sounding out the words because you're in front of a sceen and no one's watching you. But let's be real - it's time to stop attracting flies with that open mouth, close that mother up, and just sit back so you can be spoonfed the point.
Though there's no Cliff's Notes version of this, so you're likely SOL.
I just skim along for my name...if I don't see those 7 letters I move along and rate accordingly.
Also, if you wrote it, there's a 95% chance that I hated it anyway.
BUT I DID LIKE THE DRAWING.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-13 15:20:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
where did i say that, O?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-13 15:19:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
what are you talking about?
and what is 'cattering'?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-07-13 15:19:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-13 12:17:00 PDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-13 15:14:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Caul, to get a decent caricature, you have to shell out like $25 anymore. HIGHWAY ROBBERY.
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and you don't mind the idea of having rob berg starring at your picture for an hour while he draws you, breathing heavily and muttering through his mouth full of potato chips..."he will like me, he WILL like me"
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HAHAHAHA
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-07-13 15:18:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes, scourge, do recall that if you're caught starring at something for too long you'll only wind up cattering to it in the end.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-13 15:17:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-13 15:14:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Caul, to get a decent caricature, you have to shell out like $25 anymore. HIGHWAY ROBBERY.
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and you don't mind the idea of having rob berg starring at your picture for an hour while he draws you, breathing heavily and muttering through his mouth full of potato chips..."he will like me, he WILL like me"
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-07-13 15:15:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-07-13 15:08:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
auto -2 for AIM convos
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IT'S MY BIRTHDAY AND I DO WHAT I WANT.
Now get back here and wish me a happy birthday OR ELSE.
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2007-07-13 15:14:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Odd but good
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-13 15:14:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Caul, to get a decent caricature, you have to shell out like $25 anymore. HIGHWAY ROBBERY.
rob, if you do mine, i want to be jamming a cutlass into someones gut. maybe a jaunty hat. no parrot though, those disease carrying fuckers bite.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-13 15:13:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-13 15:07:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/109130#2468283
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Dude, you already gots one:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/98644
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-13 15:10:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-13 15:07:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/109130#2468283
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you can be drawn by any street artist for 5 bucks and not have to catter to that emo fat fuck.
think about it!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-07-13 15:08:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
auto -2 for AIM convos
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-13 15:07:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/109130#2468283
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-07-13 15:07:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't pretend to follow along, Shlongy. I know you feel comfortable running your finger along each line and sounding out the words because you're in front of a sceen and no one's watching you. But let's be real - it's time to stop attracting flies with that open mouth, close that mother up, and just sit back so you can be spoonfed the point.
Though there's no Cliff's Notes version of this, so you're likely SOL.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-07-13 15:06:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-13 15:02:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I actually liked the drawing - she's never looked so good
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I KNOW, right? My tits look amazing.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-13 15:04:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh...Happy fucking Birthday to whoever's birthday it is.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-13 15:03:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2007-07-13 15:01:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I dunno Rob. It would require the capacity for abstract thought.
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oh dear...loki is building another dream team...rob is gonna replace jaypig.
i thought we settled this: http://www.ubersite.com/m/109898#2463441
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-13 15:02:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I actually liked the drawing - she's never looked so good - but the story blew and the ass munching was major.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-13 15:01:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
very boring, O.
rob must mean "that incredibly attractive and intelligent guy"
i was followed by a gay man last night all the way up to my doorway and he asked me out. i dunno if that proves the above or that i look ghey or a little bit of both, but you know...
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2007-07-13 15:01:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I dunno Rob. It would require the capacity for abstract thought.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-07-13 15:00:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You mean the one with Le Collar Popped or the La Shirt Stripéd?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-13 14:58:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I wonder if Caulaincourt will ever realize he is 'that guy'.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-13 14:58:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
sassoon is for the collabo. l'oréal ftw!
ground zero!?!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-07-13 14:58:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
In a nutshell, Dippity Doo, it is about this:
Arnolphe, the main protagonist, is a man of 42 years who has groomed the young Agnès since birth. He becomes obsessed with avoiding the fate of cuckoldry, and seeks to bring up Agnès in such a manner that she will be too innocent to do this to him. In order to do this, he sends her away to a convent. Right from the very first scene, Chrysalde warns Arnolphe of his downfall, but Arnolphe takes no notice.
Horace arrives on the scene ahead of his father and Arnolphe's friend Oronte, and falls in love with Agnès. Not realising that Arnolphe and Monsieur de la Souche are the same person, Horace unwittingly confides all his activities towards Agnès to Arnolphe. Arnolphe then schemes in order to out-manoeuvre Horace and ensure that Agnès will marry him.
Arnolphe becomes more and more frustrated as the play goes on. Agnès, having agreed to marry Arnolphe, suddenly realises her innocence and falls in love with Horace. She then schemes to convince Arnolphe that she is the 'good wife', but all the while seeks to pledge her future with Horace.
The final act provides great irony when Oronte and Enrique arrive on the scene and announce that Horace is to marry Enrique's daughter - which turns out to be Agnès, rendering all of Arnolphe's scheming useless.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-07-13 14:57:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
happy b-day
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-13 14:55:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
so what's this post about?
i haven't even read the title...can someone brief me?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-07-13 14:55:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So you're saying you do smell it, Sassoon?
You're at ground zero. Of course you do.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-13 14:55:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-07-13 14:52:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I smell hair product. Does anyone else smell hair product?
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funny
don't take it personally. i just hope rob_berg has another meltdown. you know he's biting his nails at all the "negativity" of my internet rating.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-13 14:54:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hehe... almost on cue.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-07-13 14:52:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I smell hair product. Does anyone else smell hair product?
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2007-07-13 14:52:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
nice
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-07-13 14:52:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy Birthday deLISHIOUS.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-13 14:51:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
hope i'm not ruining your streak
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-07-13 14:49:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-07-13 14:43:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sunday's my birthday. What will I get?
I got three lemonpartys with my head photoshopped onto all three guys last year.
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Hey Bob- was that more disturbing than this?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/90444
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-07-13 14:48:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm putting this cartoon as my default picture for..well..everything.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-07-13 14:43:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Answers, hilarity, weapons-grade sluttery and more await you"
Could a man ask for more? I submit that one could not.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-07-13 14:43:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sunday's my birthday. What will I get?
I got three lemonpartys with my head photoshopped onto all three guys last year.
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-07-13 14:42:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy birthday Lishy! July babies rule :)
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-07-13 14:42:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Upon her riding me, I can attest that Lishy's little hood is not actually red. It's more of a flesh color actually.
Sorry for lying in the title.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-13 14:42:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Twas certainly my pleasure dahling.
You earned by being so damn awesome.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-07-13 14:40:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HA! This rocked.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-07-13 14:39:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Seriously.. this is amazing, all around.
Orgasmatron obviously knows me all too well- the Eliot inspiration, the gelati, the Doc Martens..
Rob, the drawing is so right on I can't get over it.
I loves youse guys, for true.
Thank you so much.
Imma drop +2s on this all the day.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-07-13 14:38:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oh yeah, happy birthday sac.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-07-13 14:38:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy Birthday
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-13 14:38:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hi, rob, O!
happy bday Sacrilicious!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-07-13 14:36:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I heard that "Firewater Makes My Farts Smell Like Grandma" broke every single box office record in, like, eight and a half hours.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-07-13 14:36:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHA, nailed the eyes there.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-07-13 14:34:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, my face, anyway. I'm not that well endowed.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-07-13 14:34:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
She's to-scale as well!
Wait, where's my ruler?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-07-13 14:33:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
SHE LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE ME!
EXACTLY, ROB! I LOVE IT!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-07-13 14:33:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hogan has fallen. The circle is complete.
Weep not for Hogan, friends. The dome-headed fuckall has had it coming for years.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-07-13 14:32:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll exhaust YOU below
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-07-13 14:30:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Now it's time for Operation: Get In Our Pants.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-07-13 14:30:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OH
MY
GOD
!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-13 14:30:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
WOOO!
Happy Birthday Lishy!!!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-07-13 14:27:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shit. Sorry for giving out your real name.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-07-13 14:27:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You outdid yourself with this one, Robo.
Happy birthday, Lishy Lee.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-07-13 14:26:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHA that looks reet like her!