Uberdrama: Susie Derkins vs. Icarus (1135 hits)
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Submitted by icarus (View user info) at 2007-07-13 14:37:41 EDT
Recently Susie Derkins, that dirty, dirty Irish mudblood, broke my poor brother Alphonse's heart by ditching him at the altar (actually it was the terminal in this case, but I wouldn't start paying attention to detail right now if I were you). While this sort of thing is best kept to a private venue, we've both agreed, for the general good, to air our grievances right here on Ubersite.
So, for round one, I offer you a Paintshopped webcomic I made using my laptop's crappy touchpad-thing.
Susie my dear almost-sister-in-law, feel free to BRING IT at your convenience.
User Reviews
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-07-16 09:51:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-07-15 15:04:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The only thing I could think of the whole time reading this was "Tardfight."
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AHAHAHA
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-16 04:52:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Susie doesnt think size is important, im in with a shot!!
HUZZAH!!!!!!!
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-07-16 03:57:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-07-15 15:04:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The only thing I could think of the whole time reading this was "Tardfight."
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can you get that on pay for view?
ultimate challenge has become ultimate predictable.
that would be great
rainman vs the singer from def lepard
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-15 16:29:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No no.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-07-15 15:04:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The only thing I could think of the whole time reading this was "Tardfight."
Submitted by Cakes (user info) at 2007-07-15 02:00:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i just love her name, it so, real.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-07-14 01:40:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-07-14 01:20:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
....What the hell?
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-07-13 18:44:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-07-13 18:44:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-07-13 17:09:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
holy plus2whore batman
Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2007-07-13 16:06:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Susie has the cooties
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-07-13 15:46:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-07-13 15:43:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-07-13 15:36:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
AND THE ONLY REASON I DIDN'T MAKE HER AS TOP-HEAVILLY PROPORTIONALLY ACCURATE IS BECAUSE (AND I QUOTE) "I DON'T WANT THAT ROB BERG AFTER ME ANY MORE THAN HE ALREADY IS".
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There you go with your slanderous lies again! You just wait: I'll fix your wagon, baguette breath.
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I WAS BEING NICE THIS TIME BY KEEPING THINGS G-RATED, MCDERKINS. YOU WANT I SHOULD TELL THE WHOLE PG-RATED TRUTH NEXT TIME? I AM TALKING PROPORTIONAL ACCURACY HERE!!! PROPORTIONAL ACCURACY!!!!!!
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-07-13 15:43:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-07-13 15:36:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
AND THE ONLY REASON I DIDN'T MAKE HER AS TOP-HEAVILLY PROPORTIONALLY ACCURATE IS BECAUSE (AND I QUOTE) "I DON'T WANT THAT ROB BERG AFTER ME ANY MORE THAN HE ALREADY IS".
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There you go with your slanderous lies again! You just wait: I'll fix your wagon, baguette breath.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-07-13 15:39:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
OH I WILL!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-13 15:37:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
In the next segment, draw a picture of Susie's snatch, will ya?
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-07-13 15:36:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-07-13 14:47:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AND WHY ARE MY EYES AS BLACK AS YOUR SOUL?
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Those are sunglasses.
AND THE ONLY REASON I DIDN'T MAKE HER AS TOP-HEAVILLY PROPORTIONALLY ACCURATE IS BECAUSE (AND I QUOTE) "I DON'T WANT THAT ROB BERG AFTER ME ANY MORE THAN HE ALREADY IS".
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-07-13 15:22:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-07-13 14:46:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Icky, you're about 16 hours away from getting an anfry boot up yer arse. OH YES, YOU'LL BE SHITTING AIR WAIR SOLES FOR A WEEK.
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SO IT'S ON THEN!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-13 15:19:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck it...a lot of work went into this...even if the story put me to sleep.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-07-13 15:16:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Your shoulders are bigger than your tatas aren't they?
MMM EVEN MORE VERY DELICIOUS-SER
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-07-13 15:11:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-07-13 15:08:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Her shoulders are as big around as her tatas.
DELICIOUS
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While the proportions are true in real life, the size isn't. Sorry to disappoint.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-07-13 15:08:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Her shoulders are as big around as her tatas.
DELICIOUS
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-07-13 15:05:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Susie?
Irishness?
PIRATE GOLD?
WINNAR
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-07-13 15:01:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-13 15:00:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
haha!
awesome... just, awesome.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2007-07-13 14:49:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm confused but its Friday and my boss is already gone for the day.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-07-13 14:49:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-07-13 14:46:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Icky, you're about 16 hours away from getting an anfry boot up yer arse. OH YES, YOU'LL BE SHITTING AIR WAIR SOLES FOR A WEEK.
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You should put on a pair of Le Coq Sportifs. The only athletic shoe endorsed by Caulaincort.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-07-13 14:48:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
for sheer effort
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-13 14:48:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i hate that susie_derkins
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-07-13 14:47:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BWHAHAHAHAHAHA
I am a lemon with a drooling problem.
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-07-13 14:47:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AND WHY ARE MY EYES AS BLACK AS YOUR SOUL?
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-07-13 14:46:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Icky, you're about 16 hours away from getting an anfry boot up yer arse. OH YES, YOU'LL BE SHITTING AIR WAIR SOLES FOR A WEEK.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-07-13 14:45:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
me too :(
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-07-13 14:43:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I want a rootbeer belly.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-07-13 14:43:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Eh...
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-07-13 14:42:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHA!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-07-13 14:41:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
SDs legs are about three times the size of her arms.
Her ass is also 13x as wide as her stomach.
She must be from the South.