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Submitted by Tiger Lilly (View user info) at 2007-07-13 15:19:37 EDT
1. Tell me about a time that you were frightened by something you saw or thought you saw?
2. We know that energy never dies. So where does our energy go once we die?
3. Tell me about a story you've heard or experienced involving an Ouija board.
4. Why do you think so many people enjoy being scared? i.e. watching movies/shows visiting cemeteries at night
5. Do you believe in ghosts and the paranormal? Why or why not?
Extra Credit: If you don't believe in ghosts what would it take for you to believe?
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Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-07-28 04:38:51 EDT (#)
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I was sarcastically shurgging you off because you've said yourself (not to mention that it's sort of obvious) that this is just you trying to irritate and waste people's time for fun while you're at work, or something along those lines. By the way, I must seriously say that you've succeded in the second of those - congratulations. I'm mildly fascinated by your persistence.
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-07-28 02:30:56 EDT (#)
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An excellent way to dodge the idea of being a moron. Well done, kid. Now go make me my fries.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-07-27 20:03:00 EDT (#)
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Which makes you and john stamos tied for 8th place so we're going to have to go gf-ga to see who gets into the post-season.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-07-27 20:01:06 EDT (#)
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I've really lost track of all the different posts we've been relaying nonsense to eachother on. I barely remember what we were discussing in the first place. You win.
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-07-26 11:28:29 EDT (#)
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17 year olds? I'm 19 myself, ass hat. I'm at work, and bored, and have fun prodding retards on the internet. How about you? A fun way to waste your free time, chump?
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-07-25 16:13:01 EDT (#)
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Actually... it's quite apparent that you did read it. Or do you always write 50% longer responces to what you didn't read?
So, is this what you went to University for physics for? Training yourself to bicker with 17 year-olds with such poignant and in-depth debates as telling people you don't know to kill themselves? Or inexplicably comparing responces to "vagine monologues?" Anyway, your credentials have obviously caused your skills in arbitrary "mean" comments to transcend mine, and I could never defeat you, so uh... you win.
Although my academic record and plans are putting me somewhere else, fuck, maybe I SHOULD go to community college. At least know what my major isn't going to be. Thanks for heads up.
Also you're a woman, and gay, and should die, and fail, and I don't think you're going to have a very successful life; I can just tell. Didn't that hurt your feelings?
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-07-25 09:17:27 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/110116#2471687
Likewise...go take your vagina monologue somewhere else, d_prime.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-07-24 21:17:48 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/110116#2471766
I know this responce is a little dated, but I am afraid to tell you that I do not take to reading unpublished manuscripts, and if you would like me to consider this essay on me you could at least submit it in writing. Call my secretary and she'll give you my mailing address.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-07-16 13:51:06 EDT (#)
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I like the quote by the physicist & philosopher, Niels Bohr - "You never understand Quantum Physics, you just get used to it"
So true.
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-07-16 13:27:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-07-16 13:00:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-07-16 08:34:17 EDT (#)
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Quantum eh? Which year?
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Near the end of the first year.. it's tough already. But going okay. Have a weeks residential school in Sussex University from next Sat.
The maths is killing me. The rest I adore.
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Yeah...best advice given to me by a prof was what limits you in physics is not how much physics you know, but how much math you know.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-07-16 13:00:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-07-16 08:34:17 EDT (#)
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Quantum eh? Which year?
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Near the end of the first year.. it's tough already. But going okay. Have a weeks residential school in Sussex University from next Sat.
The maths is killing me. The rest I adore.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-16 10:22:39 EDT (#)
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YEAH MINE WERE AMAZING!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-07-16 10:08:07 EDT (#)
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Some of your answers people are great.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-16 08:58:03 EDT (#)
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Wheres Ziggy??
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-07-16 08:34:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-07-16 02:39:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-07-15 02:32:02 EDT (#)
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I'm glad TigerLilly brought up the question of what happens to energy when you die. I can talk about the laws of Thermodynamics all i want to, but you nor I will EVER understand what Entropy is. If you have an explanation on what Entropy is and why it occurs I'm all ears.
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Do you want to help me - am currently doing Quantum Physics degree and its KILLING me.
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Quantum eh? Which year?
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-07-16 03:19:05 EDT (#)
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Hmm... I was obviously a fair bit drunker than I thought when I answered this.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-07-16 02:39:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-07-15 02:32:02 EDT (#)
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I'm glad TigerLilly brought up the question of what happens to energy when you die. I can talk about the laws of Thermodynamics all i want to, but you nor I will EVER understand what Entropy is. If you have an explanation on what Entropy is and why it occurs I'm all ears.
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Do you want to help me - am currently doing Quantum Physics degree and its KILLING me.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-07-15 22:57:30 EDT (#)
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sigh
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-07-15 18:47:14 EDT (#)
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Bigmike:
That's the thing though, anything that can prove something like that is going to be interesting to some extent no matter what it is.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-07-15 18:46:09 EDT (#)
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SunnyG:
Good answer.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2007-07-15 17:36:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-07-15 11:14:26 EDT (#)
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BigMike:
Are you going to tell your story?
I don't think so. It's not all that interesting. It did prove to me that spirits are real though.
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-15 16:30:45 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-07-15 15:44:43 EDT (#)
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forthewin:
I agree completely. My entire point was that this subject is so complex we can't even begin to understand the meaning of it.
And as far as this d_prime goes, I seem to have touched a nerve with him, and as anyone on Uber who flips out over the most mundane comment - it's fun to prod them on.
I am aware I am not at the highest cusp of understanding, nor will I ever be. It's a wise saying that goes "If I am aware of one thing, it is of my own ignorance".
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-07-15 11:14:26 EDT (#)
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BigMike:
Are you going to tell your story?
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-07-15 11:13:43 EDT (#)
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SunnyG:
Ever think that everything you know might be wrong? I'm not targeting you specifically, because I don't know you.
I'm just saying that it's ridiculous how so many people think they have everything figured out. To believe you 'know' anything is like believing you've reached the pinnacle of knowledge. And as far as anyone that believes that, I hope they find comfort in their delusions of grandeur.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-07-15 08:55:36 EDT (#)
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1. Tell me about a time that you were frightened by something you saw or thought you saw?
I'm having stupidly vivd dreams and I can't tell if i'm awake or asleep, it's making me hallucinate in the middle of the night. I'm seeing some really fucked up things. The last one was someone falling out of the celling on to me.
2. We know that energy never dies. So where does our energy go once we die?
I don't know.
3. Tell me about a story you've heard or experienced involving an Ouija board.
The first rule of fight club.
4. Why do you think so many people enjoy being scared? i.e. watching movies/shows visiting cemeteries at night
Adrenilin.
5. Do you believe in ghosts and the paranormal? Why or why not?
I do belive there is something there, because there has been more than a few incidents that are impossible to explain. However I like to think of my self as reasonable and a beleiver in sceince and that makes me want to say no.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-07-15 08:24:56 EDT (#)
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1. Tell me about a time that you were frightened by something you saw or thought you saw?-
I saw my father put a gun to my head when I was nine years old.
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I was expecting at least ONE person to have questioned this.. Maybe its normal after all..
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-07-15 02:44:54 EDT (#)
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By the way d_prime, if you have anything more to say, go right ahead. just graduate high school first and I might just consider what you have to say. Poppycock.
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-07-15 02:32:02 EDT (#)
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Ok d_prime, let me tell you something, you fucking moron.
When someone asks you something on a random question friday, and you happen to specialize in that field (i.e. me) then you take it upon yourself to educate people on it.
I'm sorry if you didn't understand what entropy is, and if you think I'm trying to confuse everyone with big words to make myself seem smart, you are sadly mistaken. As far as "you wont uderstand this" goes, I'm telling the truth. It takes years of Physics to truly DESCRIBE what Entropy is. As far as EXPLAINING it goes, I have had professors with PH.Ds tell me they can't explain it because the concept is so profound. This is why I said "you won't understand this", because even the experts don't understand such a deep and religious concept.
I'm glad you're educating youself, you stupid twat. Where are you going to school? The university of duhhhh in Business Admin?
Go fuck yourself before you try and call me out. I am doing a minor in Physics because it is my fucking hobby. My major is BioEngineering. Stick that in your fucking sock you stupid cunt. Yeah, so what I'm an elitist motherfucker, I don't give a fuck. It doesn't change the fact you're a dipshit.
I'm glad TigerLilly brought up the question of what happens to energy when you die. I can talk about the laws of Thermodynamics all i want to, but you nor I will EVER understand what Entropy is. If you have an explanation on what Entropy is and why it occurs I'm all ears. Tiger brought up a very deep question, and I did my best to explain the scientific side of it. Your explanation however was pulled out of your ass and was as coherent as a retard trying to explain japanese.
Fuck off asshole. If you think Uber is a place where people are polite and not dicks to eachother, think again and stop watching Oprah.
Until then, go kill yourself you community college scholar.
Submitted by Worm (user info) at 2007-07-14 18:31:02 EDT (#)
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1. Tell me about a time that you were frightened by something you saw or thought you saw?
I saw a PBS special on Pat Robertson's Regent University.
2. We know that energy never dies. So where does our energy go once we die?
This is such a ridiculous question- the only reason I answered this post at all. It's like asking what happens to the energy of a fire when someone puts it out. The chemical reactions cease to occur, so the chemical potential energy gets consumed by bacteria as we decompose.
3. Tell me about a story you've heard or experienced involving an Ouija board.
I once made my brother believer we were talking to a WW2 pilot, but I got the years wrong and he sniffed me out.
4. Why do you think so many people enjoy being scared? i.e. watching movies/shows visiting cemeteries at night
Adrenaline = fun, I don't care who you are.
5. Do you believe in ghosts and the paranormal? Why or why not?
No. Probably for the same reason I don't believe in faries, unicorns, and leprichauns. People have incredible imaginations, and the mind's eye sees far more perception than reality.
Extra Credit: If you don't believe in ghosts what would it take for you to believe?
Seeing a goddamn ghost. Talking to one. Knowing that one has been captured and is available for viewing at the local zoo.
Submitted by URNVUS (user info) at 2007-07-14 16:57:58 EDT (#)
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I'm a little to stoned for this shit, so i'll just give you a plus two, and say fuck the questions. Deal?
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-07-14 16:48:40 EDT (#)
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Oh, as a second message for that guy: I am in the process of educating myself and I'm doing quite well. I couldn't care less if you educated yourself in anything academic, but could you please (and I ask this politely) educate yourself in not being a dick? You can begin by not roaming the Internet looking for places to slip-in physics facts and assure people that they don't know what you mean.
"LOL HI BARBIE.COM forum DID U KNO THAT LIK e TOTALY EQUALS lik mc^2 !!?!!?! no!?!?! OMG NOOBS!"
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-07-14 16:45:42 EDT (#)
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As much as I don't like the thinking in this article, I'm giving you a +2 just to spite that SunnyG dude who is a hugely pretentious bastard, doesn't realize that our statements aren't mutually exclusive, and appears to have pieced together some random samples from the physics or energy articles on Wikipedia as well as a Grade 11 textbook.
Or maybe he took it in University; it changes little when you're a small-minded douche.
If someone goes out of his or her way to tell you something, but assures you that you won't understand it, obviously the purpose is not for you to understand it (he just said you can't,) but to convince you of the teller's superiority. Which you have no proof of because you apparently can't understand what he or she said anyway; and even if you could, it's only that particular fact. It's possibly also a cover-up for mad communications skills.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2007-07-14 13:44:04 EDT (#)
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1. Tell me about a time that you were frightened by something you saw or thought you saw?
I don't get frightened. Sometimes I find things interesting, but I cannot remember the last time something frightened me.
2. We know that energy never dies. So where does our energy go once we die?
Energy slows. It scatters into a larger, less concentrated field of energy that surrounds our planet. Every once in awhile this energy builds up and creates things like orbs. Some spirits feed off this energy when they want to communicate with us.
3. Tell me about a story you've heard or experienced involving an Ouija board.
My wife bought an old Ouija board once. It could be worth alot of money someday. Ouija boards are bunk.
4. Why do you think so many people enjoy being scared? i.e. watching movies/shows visiting cemeteries at night.
Because being scared is something that breaks up our everday mundane lives. it gets our adrenaline flowing and allows us to experience something different and unusual.
5. Do you believe in ghosts and the paranormal? Why or why not?
Yes. I had an experience when I was fifteen that was absolutely real and made me KNOW what was previously only SUSPECTED.
Extra Credit: If you don't believe in ghosts what would it take for you to believe?
Ghosts are real. I prefer the term "spirits" though.
Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2007-07-14 12:33:39 EDT (#)
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1. Tell me about a time that you were frightened by something you saw or thought you saw?
A man was at the end if my bed, my dog was growling at him, then he disappeared.
2. We know that energy never dies. So where does our energy go once we die?
Air
3. Tell me about a story you've heard or experienced involving an Ouija board.
My sister and I were in our teens and used one. We asked the name of the spirit in the board it spelled out satan, we never played that game again.
4. Why do you think so many people enjoy being scared? i.e. watching movies/shows visiting cemeteries at night
FUN
5. Do you believe in ghosts and the paranormal? Why or why not?
Yes I do, dimensions bouncing together ?
Extra Credit: If you don't believe in ghosts what would it take for you to believe?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-14 10:51:32 EDT (#)
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Ok its time for EI's response, do not be disappointed Miss Lilly!!
1. Tell me about a time that you were frightened by something you saw or thought you saw?
I thought I saw Bill Murray cleaning my mothers drapes, tuurned out it was my father, which still was pretty disturbing.
2. We know that energy never dies. So where does our energy go once we die?
My energy will go into Lucozade, refreshing and providing energy for all my willing drinkers.
3. Tell me about a story you've heard or experienced involving an Ouija board.
Well once, back in 1998, A crack commando team of hippies attacked my castle. I looked around for a spear or gun but all I could find was a Ouija board and slapped the hippies round the face.
They ran off.
4. Why do you think so many people enjoy being scared? i.e. watching movies/shows visiting cemeteries at night
Because they are counter acting their horniness. Yep.
5. Do you believe in ghosts and the paranormal? Why or why not?
I prefer aspirin but paranormal is ok when you need to sleep better.
Extra Credit: If you don't believe in ghosts what would it take for you to believe?
Gordon Ramsey having one for main course in Hells kitchen.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-07-14 10:41:49 EDT (#)
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Xctually fucking ignore all that
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-07-14 10:38:34 EDT (#)
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Nh ignotre all that
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-07-14 10:37:59 EDT (#)
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1. Tell me about a time that you were frightened by something you saw or thought you saw?
2. We know that energy never dies. So where does our energy go once we die?
3. Tell me about a story you've heard or experienced involving an Ouija board.
4. Why do you think so many people enjoy being scared? i.e. watching movies/shows visiting cemeteries at night
5. Do you believe in ghosts and the paranormal? Why or why not?
Extra Credit: If you don't believe in ghosts what would it take for you to believe?
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1. WTF I DON"T KNOW
2. WTF ID ONT"SDT OMWP
4. NMEVER
4. I THKN most peopl seem to have sfanscination with scaredneds becaue it's a emotino they've never felt beofre
5. MAYBE be auae it doesn't make sense to me that people just become noithing ehw they die
EWstra dretidt: To meet a gohost
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-07-14 09:42:06 EDT (#)
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1. I was driving down the road one night at 1:30am, and the light lit up entirely green. I have no idea what it was, but it scared me enough to pull over.
2.Entropy. We die, we rot. Our energy is stored in the cells in our body, and is broken down by little organisms, or critters. They use our energy to live, like we use plants and animals energy to live. They crap out whatever energy is remaining on to the ground, where it is used by other critters or plants.
3.I've heard they suck.
4.Adrenaline rush. We all crave the chemicals produced naturally in our brain, and we've come up with interesting ways of fooling the brain to release them.
5.No. When you die, you're dead, and that's that. Whether or not we have souls is debatable, but not by me, as I'm living and have never died. So, unless Einstein himself rises from the grave, and tells me that they're real, I'll never believe in them.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2007-07-14 01:37:03 EDT (#)
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1. Tell me about a time that you were frightened by something you saw or thought you saw? Holy crap, Michael Myers is my WORST nightmare. That huge knife and that Shatner mask... terrifying.
2. We know that energy never dies. So where does our energy go once we die? I'm pretty sure we are reincarnated. I think I was a sailor on the open seas in a past life. I know, i'm retarded.
3. Tell me about a story you've heard or experienced involving an Ouija board. I played once, and it moved. All by itself. I swear. It wasn't scary though. That's it.
4. Why do you think so many people enjoy being scared? i.e. watching movies/shows visiting cemeteries at night- It's because being scared when you know you're in no real danger releases endorphines and adrenaline just like when you're excited and happy. It's a rush.
5. Do you believe in ghosts and the paranormal? Why or why not? I don't know; I've heard some scary crap.
Extra Credit: If you don't believe in ghosts what would it take for you to believe?
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-07-14 00:52:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-07-13 21:42:41 EDT (#)
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I can answer question two. The chemical energy in our body is consumed by the small organic beings that feed on our corpse, which convert it into kinetic and heat energy as they move on with their lives.
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false. read what i wrote below. educate yourself.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-07-13 21:42:41 EDT (#)
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I can answer question two. The chemical energy in our body is consumed by the small organic beings that feed on our corpse, which convert it into kinetic and heat energy as they move on with their lives.
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-07-13 21:04:41 EDT (#)
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1. Tell me about a time that you were frightened by something you saw or thought you saw?
When I was little I saw the Friday the 13th that had one of the Coreys in it. At the very end after the Corey has shaved his head to resemble young Jason Vorhees. He comes down stairs just when Jason is about to kill his sister. He stops what he's doing and looks at Corey, apparently seeing himself or some such shit. Anyway, there's a tight shot on Jason from the upper chest on up while he's just standing there staring. The shot's tight enough where you can see the eyelashes of the actor behind the mask. That scared the shit out of me. Monsters are make believe but evil people are real/common. I know, it's lame.
2. We know that energy never dies. So where does our energy go once we die?
"We" don't actually "own" any energy, per se. Energy is converted in our bodies from food, etc via a number of different processes. When we die, those processes cease. There's isn't any energy inherent to me. Thus, when I die, my cells stop working and, no energy. Neat and clean (and obeying the laws of thermodynamics).
3. Tell me about a story you've heard or experienced involving an Ouija board.
A simple experiment can show that, although the people don't think their moving the marker, they really are. Simply allow a group+1 observer to "contact their spirits" and get things going. Ask a few questions and get a few answers. These answers will likely be reasonable. Now blindfold everyone touching the marker (the observer, who is not touching the marker can still see). Repeat the questions asked previously (or make up new, doesn't matter). The blindfolded group will generate purely nonsensical answers. If the marker were being moved from an external force, the vision, or lack thereof, of the group would be irrelevant.
4. Why do you think so many people enjoy being scared? i.e. watching movies/shows visiting cemeteries at night
This has also been documented. Basically it's just an adrenaline rush. Some people like that.
5. Do you believe in ghosts and the paranormal? Why or why not?
It does tend to seem rather unlikely. I'll tell you what I do believe in though, rabbits. The existance of rabbits is rather evident. Plus they hop. You have to respect a creature that hops. It's almost like they said "Walk or crawl?! Fuck that, I'm doing my own thing. I'm hopping, bitch!"
Extra Credit: If you don't believe in ghosts what would it take for you to believe?
Oooh, tough one. I suppose maybe a series of personal experiances, maybe. Such that "_____ occured because the spirit of a dead human wants something or other" is the most reasonable and logical explanation of the events I saw.
I like 5 question friday.
Submitted by UTOCKIN2ME (user info) at 2007-07-13 19:44:48 EDT (#)
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1. Tell me about a time that you were frightened by something you saw or thought you saw?
- I thought I saw an old evil witch in the linen closet when i was 6 or 7 years old
2. We know that energy never dies. So where does our energy go once we die?
-i hope my energy is transformed into some hot babes vibrator
3. Tell me about a story you've heard or experienced involving an Ouija board.
-those things are stupid!!!!!!!!
4. Why do you think so many people enjoy being scared? i.e. watching movies/shows visiting cemeteries at night
- the adrenaline rush -a ll senses reeling
5. Do you believe in ghosts and the paranormal? Why or why not?
-yes i do, 'cause I'm paranormal or abbynormal or something like that.
Extra Credit: If you don't believe in ghosts what would it take for you to believe?
-Marilyn Monroe sitting on my face!
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-07-13 19:10:34 EDT (#)
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1. Tell me about a time that you were frightened by something you saw or thought you saw?-
I saw my father put a gun to my head when I was nine years old. That was frightening.
2. We know that energy never dies. So where does our energy go once we die? - it gets absorbed into the life cycle of the earth and all around us. We're only carbon and it is everywhere.
3. Tell me about a story you've heard or experienced involving an Ouija board. - I used one with friends and was impressed until I realised that everything that was said by the 'spirit' was something that at least one person at the table knew. This was confirmed when a dead relative called me by the name I'm known by the friends at the table - not by the dead relative who knew me.
4. Why do you think so many people enjoy being scared? i.e. watching movies/shows visiting cemeteries at night - morbid curiosity. Bit like 'rubbernecking' as the British know
5. Do you believe in ghosts and the paranormal? Why or why not? - no I don't think I do. I used to but my mother was VERY spiritual and she promised me she'd send me a sign and didn't. That and the fact that it's all a bit like like religion - just a crutch for people to cling on to as they're scared what happens when they die. (Carbon see Q2)
Extra Credit: If you don't believe in ghosts what would it take for you to believe?
Having one sit on my lap as we speak. And say... "boo"
*waiting*
*drums fingers*
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-07-13 18:26:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-07-13 17:44:36 EDT (#)
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1. A guy pointed a gun at me. I was scared. It was real.
2. Organized energy ---> Disorganized energy. When we die we slightly increase the entropy of the universe. Thus the 'Big Crunch' is your great-grandma's fault.
3. Someone told me that it actually did something. I didn't believe it.
4. The adrenaline/endorphin surge. Hot peppers, runner's high, orgasms... same thing.
5. Nope. I haven't seen a ghost or a god and there's no plausible physics to explain them, so I don't believe in either one.
Extra credit: I'd have to see one in a situation in which it could be studied/questioned. Same for god, by the way.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-07-13 16:42:43 EDT (#)
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1. Tell me about a time that you were frightened by something you saw or thought you saw?
(Every Saturday night when I close up the Bar I work at. Its Haunted. The kitchen is, anyway)
2. We know that energy never dies. So where does our energy go once we die?
(Milwaukee?)
3. Tell me about a story you've heard or experienced involving an Ouija board.
(Never bothered with them. They're lame. But everyone and their brother has had "an incident". Please.)
4. Why do you think so many people enjoy being scared? i.e. watching movies/shows visiting cemeteries at night
(Endorphins. It's a natural high)
5. Do you believe in ghosts and the paranormal? Why or why not?
(I believe in projecting yourself. Like Buddhist monks who melt the snow 20 feet around them. That's shit i see with my own eyes. I have never seen a ghost, and don't believe I ever will.)
Extra Credit: If you don't believe in ghosts what would it take for you to believe?
A ghost who is not only willing to appear to me, but to others around me.
one that will provide me with 3 forms of identification,
plus a birth certificate, death certificate, WITH PHOTO.
a sworn testimonial by the presiding judge of Erie County
and a lollipop. I REALLY want one right now.
Otherwise....no deal
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-07-13 16:16:13 EDT (#)
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1. Tell me about a time that you were frightened by something you saw or thought you saw?
Nothing really...its more hearing things than seeing things that frightened me.
2. We know that energy never dies. So where does our energy go once we die?
Into the soil...then into animals, then in a cycle.
3. Tell me about a story you've heard or experienced involving an Ouija board.
None really.
4. Why do you think so many people enjoy being scared? i.e. watching movies/shows visiting cemeteries at night
Adrenaline rush.
5. Do you believe in ghosts and the paranormal? Why or why not?
No
Extra Credit: If you don't believe in ghosts what would it take for you to believe?
Seeing something thats not there...lapsed photo pigments or hallucinations or something going wrong with the camera.
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2007-07-13 16:12:05 EDT (#)
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+2 for this and this alone.
"Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2007-07-13 15:33:03 EDT (#)
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Extra Credit: If you don't believe in ghosts what would it take for you to believe?
idk my bff jill?"
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-13 15:52:55 EDT (#)
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End of the line for the ghost BJ's, FALLEN. No cutting.
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-07-13 15:49:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
2. We know that energy never dies. So where does our energy go once we die?
Here's a crash course in thermodynamics.
There is a set amount of energy in the universe. Yes, energy never 'dies' (by die I think you mean created or destroyed), so your chemical and heat energy get transferred into the soil as chemical potential energy. Carbon bonds release their chemical potential as they break down into complex organic molecules which are ripe sources of energy. Zeroth law of thermodynamics states that the heat energy will simply be dissipated.
Again, there is a quite profound notion of Entropy in the universe, but I don't expect too many people to grasp that as it will make you question your religion as to why things happen and what happens when life is created or destroyed.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2007-07-13 15:45:45 EDT (#)
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1. I was in a room with a bunch of people, suddenly I had a feeling of..EVIL. I got the hell out of there before it went any further.
2. The view of an afterlife is very subjective. no real way to answer that.
3. lots of reports of ghost/poltergeist activity the night after using a Ouiji from anyone I've ever talked to. I don't screw with them just to be safe.
4. People are fascinated with death, they are drawn to the "edge" so to speak. Hoping to get a glimpse I suppose. Along the same lines of bungee jumping and roller coasters for a more normal thrill.
5. Yes, If you forgive the use of a Keanu movie quote. "I do believe!" " No John, you know..and there's a difference."
it's a long story.
Extra Credit: I do believe in spooks,IdoIdoIdo Believe in spooks. but I would take one of them ghost blow jobs Shlongy was talking about.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-07-13 15:44:17 EDT (#)
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1. Tell me about a time that you were frightened by something you saw or thought you saw?
You ever see Joan rivers? *shudder*
2. We know that energy never dies. So where does our energy go once we die?
It converts to another form.
3. Tell me about a story you've heard or experienced involving an Ouija board. I find it hard to be afraid of the Ouija board.
Most people that have one, own the one's made by a toy company (Parker Brothers). So, unless they have some direct interaction with supernatural forces, it is not any more frightening than Monopoly.
4. Why do you think so many people enjoy being scared? i.e. watching movies/shows visiting cemeteries at night
The unknown?
5. Do you believe in ghosts and the paranormal? Why or why not?
No. Ghosts are nothing more than what you want to see. It goes along the lines of people that see the Virgin Mary in EVERYTHING. I see a stain, the see a saint (hmmm...same letters).
Extra Credit: If you don't believe in ghosts what would it take for you to believe?
Nothing. I don't think I would no matter what. I mean, I don't believe in Santa and I see him at the mall every year.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-07-13 15:40:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Hi Tiger.
1. At one point in the past, my hometown was the dumping ground for some unsolved murders. Somebody was going around dismembering people with an axe after they were killed and scattering the parts.
I was exploring a partially flooded old gold mine one day when I saw what appeared to be a pair of hands floating in the water at the bottom of a vertical shaft. Turned out to be a set of kid's ski gloves.. but I was still very confused about how they got down there? I couldn't reach them.
2. Metabolic processes stop. Heat energy is radiated into the environment, and the process of decay begins, the potential energy of the corpse translated into life all over again.
3. Don't fuck with the board. Ever.
4. Secret adrenaline junkies.
5. Absolutely. I had an experience I cannot explain away as anything else.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-07-13 15:36:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1. Tell me about a time that you were frightened by something you saw or thought you saw?
Ran into a bear face to face in the woods at night. I almost made shepards pie in my knickers.
2. We know that energy never dies. So where does our energy go once we die?
Worm food.
3. Tell me about a story you've heard or experienced involving an Ouija board.
Never used one.
4. Why do you think so many people enjoy being scared? i.e. watching movies/shows visiting cemeteries at night
For the adrenaline.
5. Do you believe in ghosts and the paranormal? Why or why not?
No. No substantial proof.
Extra Credit: If you don't believe in ghosts what would it take for you to believe?
Suprise ghost buttscks!
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-07-13 15:35:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
#3 was a dick joke
haha
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-07-13 15:34:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"I once asked a Ouija board a question and amazingly, the thing started mmoving and it spelled out "dshrghwlywx"! I couldn't believe my eyes! "
that is FREAKY
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2007-07-13 15:33:03 EDT (#)
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1. Tell me about a time that you were frightened by something you saw or thought you saw?
Ex-girlfriend without her makeup
2. We know that energy never dies. So where does our energy go once we die?
The mortician drains it and sells it to Red Bull, AMp and other companies making energy drinks
3. Tell me about a story you've heard or experienced involving an Ouija board.
I thought she was saying "Oui Oui!" but turns out she was Scottish, and was say "Wee-wee"
4. Why do you think so many people enjoy being scared? i.e. watching movies/shows visiting cemeteries at night
#3 was a dick joke
5. Do you believe in ghosts and the paranormal? Why or why not?
Kinda
Extra Credit: If you don't believe in ghosts what would it take for you to believe?
idk my bff jill?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-13 15:31:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-07-13 15:30:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-13 15:27:28 EDT (#)
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2. energy never dies? wtf are u talking about?
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Our bodies are made up of energy.
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nice response. what energy? highlander energy?
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2007-07-13 15:30:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1. Tell me about a time that you were frightened by something you saw or thought you saw?
One of my earliest memories is shadows of people being cast on the walls of my bedroom. It was scary.
2. We know that energy never dies. So where does our energy go once we die?
It simply disperses into nature.
3. Tell me about a story you've heard or experienced involving an Ouija board.
I've never fucked around with those.
4. Why do you think so many people enjoy being scared? i.e. watching movies/shows visiting cemeteries at night
Because they're stupid.
5. Do you believe in ghosts and the paranormal? Why or why not?
I'm not sure what I believe. I'm kinda disinterested in it all.
Extra Credit: If you don't believe in ghosts what would it take for you to believe?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-13 15:30:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Caul's right. That loki picture WAS even more scary than my sordid tale.
Is it too late for me to change answer number one or am I DQ-ed?
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-07-13 15:30:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-13 15:27:28 EDT (#)
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2. energy never dies? wtf are u talking about?
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Our bodies are made up of energy.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-13 15:27:28 EDT (#)
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1. when i saw loki's camwhore
2. energy never dies? wtf are u talking about?
3. i was playing ouija with my friend and we ended up jerking off each others cock
4. goths
5. i believe in jesus
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-13 15:27:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1. Tell me about a time that you were frightened by something you saw or thought you saw?
I thought I saw your snatch that time in SC but it ended up it was just my stinky golf socks rolled into a ball at the end of my bed.
2. We know that energy never dies. So where does our energy go once we die?
Ummmmmmmm, where's Mr. Science when you need him?
3. Tell me about a story you've heard or experienced involving an Ouija board.
I once asked a Ouija board a question and amazingly, the thing started mmoving and it spelled out "dshrghwlywx"! I couldn't believe my eyes!
4. Why do you think so many people enjoy being scared? i.e. watching movies/shows visiting cemeteries at night
Because they are morons, probably.
5. Do you believe in ghosts and the paranormal? Why or why not?
Yup. If you don't think that Casper The Friendly Ghost is real, you're crazy. I mean, would he have been the star of THAT many cartoons if he wasn't real? Unlikely.
Extra Credit: If you don't believe in ghosts what would it take for you to believe?
A ghost blowjob.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-13 15:25:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I failed miserably.
:(
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-13 15:24:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
no
no
no
no
no
Extra Credit: I like boobs.
I tried to answer the questions without reading them. How did I do?