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Category: Sound & Music

Rating: 1.2 on 40 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by feety (View user info) at 2007-07-13 16:38:48 EDT



you don't look a day over 23 pls



feety's showbiz trio - valerie.mp3 (4 MB) [audio/mpeg]

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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-07-16 15:13:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

http://www.ubersite.com/u/Feety ABORT

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-07-16 13:11:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Thanks, Merlina!

Susie- it's so funny you said that..I saw that before and thought of feety too. I'm surprised he hasn't camwhored in it.

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-07-16 13:02:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HIPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!


Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-07-16 12:56:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Looks like you've been fetalized, SD. This is a good thing. Embrace it. Do not run from it.

I've seen that onesie as well. I'll definitely be ordering one at some point.

Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-07-16 12:37:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I actually saw this in a music store yesterday. The fact that the first thing I thought of was Feety proves that I need to get out more.

http://www.amazon.com/MOTORHEAD-England-Black-Onesie-T-shirt/dp/B000SKUCMI

Hope your birthday was happy, Lishy!

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-07-14 02:20:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

oh good:) k imma pass out now kthxbye

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-07-14 02:10:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Very kind of you, lady, but don't sweat it. I only buy a couple cd's a year, getting most of my music in an unauthorized manner like everybody else.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-07-14 02:02:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

OK lf i can do one or both of the following for you-

find and download the bonus tracks for you this weekend and send them t o you and/or upload the tom waits which i already have to you how fast is your intarwbs

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-07-14 01:54:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Yes...I know. I found out about that after I bought it. I have the red version with no bonus track.


Quick review, after 1 listen:

Couple great songs. A few okay-to-good songs. A few shitty songs. Much like everything since Dream.

Maybe I should have bought that new Tom Waits compilation for $35.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-07-14 01:43:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

the pumpkins were a great band but jesus fucking christ how evil is their marketing right now tey made FOUR DIFFERENT VERSIONS of the new album to mximize profit/..billy corgan might be a sort of musical genius, but srsly fuck him you nkow what i mean

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-07-14 01:41:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Good girl. I'm just starting, having just bought the new Smashing Pumpkins cd. Jury is still out on this one. I haven't really like much since Siamese Dream, but I'm trying.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-07-14 01:40:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

ive to leave for the phils game in 11 hours=

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-07-14 01:39:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

thank yoo lf omfg imma little bit how you say drinky pls

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-07-14 01:38:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Happy Birthday, girl.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-07-14 01:37:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

WHY WON'T YOU JUST GET BORN YET FEETY LEE

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-07-13 21:21:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-07-14 01:26:11 BST (#)
Ranking: 0

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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-07-13 16:51:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hurty can't scotch to save his life

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Scotch....is not a verb.


shouldn't you be born already feety? by my calculations by remaining in the womb you've missed out on a good 4 months of free titty sucking already.
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Scotch: To Scotch a rumour is to expose a rumour. Scotch here has nothing to do with Scotland, but rather the old French word "escocher" - to cut.

And if Feety wants to stay in a womb - let him . It's like having a long bath until you're all pruney.



sorta like Shlongy

Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-07-13 20:26:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-07-13 16:51:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hurty can't scotch to save his life

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Scotch....is not a verb.


shouldn't you be born already feety? by my calculations by remaining in the womb you've missed out on a good 4 months of free titty sucking already.

Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-07-13 18:34:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

some flowers, they seem to always work out with women :

http://pulsehead.com/photo/photo.jsp?id=266&user=20

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-07-13 18:24:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

-1.5 ABORT

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-07-13 18:23:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2



Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-13 18:02:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


sweetness!


Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-07-13 17:56:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I am extremely disappointed to not be included in this raucous auditory production.

And happy birthday again, Val!

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-07-13 17:49:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-13 22:48:33 BST (#)
Ranking: -1

Neither feety or his alter ego can sing worth a shit, BTW. \
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truer words have ne'er been spoken oh Phil Collins Looky Likey one

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-13 17:48:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Neither feety or his alter ego can sing worth a shit, BTW.

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-07-13 17:46:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-07-13 17:46:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

fucking retarded nerds.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-07-13 17:46:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

as i said, for having more balls than i.

metaphorically too.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-13 17:11:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

I have your present in my right hand but you'll have to grab it in person.

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-07-13 17:07:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Lishy, I'm sending you a present...don't worry though, it has air holes so it can breathe.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-07-13 17:05:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This makes me so happy.

I'm off for birthday festivities, but I'll be checking in later tonight and maybe waking my neighbors up with this.

THANK YOU GUYS

<3

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-07-13 16:51:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hurty can't scotch to save his life

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-13 16:48:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Jake can't sing worth shit.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-07-13 16:47:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-07-13 16:44:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

So this is feeter, O, and Jake?

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The part of "Jake" was performed by Mr. Phil Collins.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-07-13 16:47:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

THIS IS GOING ON MY MP3 PLAYER

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-07-13 16:44:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'd blame Scourge for at least part of this

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-07-13 16:44:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

So this is feeter, O, and Jake?

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-07-13 16:43:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Ooooooh oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh.
Ooooooh oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-07-13 16:43:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

!

!!


!!!


eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-13 16:40:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Good grief...getting a lot of work done today, are we?

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-07-13 16:39:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Dear lord Feety - who let *you* near a microphone? What a cacophony!


I'll work from midnight to eight, come home, sleep for five minutes, eat
breakfast, sleep six more minutes, shower, then I have ten minutes to bask
in Lisa's love, then I'm off to the power plant fresh as a daisy.

-- Homer Simpson
Lisa's Pony