Uberdrama: Susie Derkins vs Icarus1987 - The Rebuttal (820 hits)
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Submitted by Susie Derkins (View user info) at 2007-07-13 16:50:34 EDT
In light of Icky's flagrant fabrications and scandalous stories....oh, sorry *hands you handkerchief*...right, I thought I'd show you all what really went down (and a few extras thrown in so you can pull the wool completely off your eyes). I present to you: the truth drawn badly in MSPaint.
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Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-07-19 17:24:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Meh I'd still nail you Susie, I think you're cute. Thats all that matters =)
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-07-16 11:51:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Can we see an example of the mentioned 'pencil test'
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-07-16 10:48:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Adaman (user info) at 2007-07-13 23:06:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-07-13 18:03:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Um, now maybe I missed a memo the days they passed out this knowledge, but...
... what the hell is the "Pencil Test???"
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the pencil test is when you put a pencil between the breasts of a woman.
to pass the test, the pencil shouldn't drop.
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No, dear, I'm afraid not.
The pencil test is when you place a pencil UNDER a woman's breast. To pass the test, the pencil should drop.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-07-16 10:29:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The Michael Bolton slap at the end was priceless. By the way, arent all french hippies dirty? Calling him a dirty french hippie is somewhat redundant.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2007-07-16 08:01:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What the jesus fuck?
Huh?
And Ubersite thinks that Jesus is misspelled. Stupid ubersite.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-16 07:07:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cool, what did I just read..........
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-07-16 06:50:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am enlightened.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-07-15 22:37:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by URNVUS (user info) at 2007-07-14 18:58:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good Shit.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-07-14 10:30:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ewoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-07-14 02:22:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Whoa. I have eyebrows of intimidation AND anfry boots. we should go drinking SD
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2007-07-14 01:49:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
this is the cancer that is killing Ubersite.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-07-14 01:32:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-07-14 01:25:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So you're Irish huh? I am also Irish. We should hang out. Come to Butthead.
Submitted by zoobie2000 (user info) at 2007-07-13 23:44:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
chipmunk cheeks
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Submitted by Adaman (user info) at 2007-07-13 23:06:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-07-13 18:03:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Um, now maybe I missed a memo the days they passed out this knowledge, but...
... what the hell is the "Pencil Test???"
________________________________________________________________________
the pencil test is when you put a pencil between the breasts of a woman.
to pass the test, the pencil shouldn't drop.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-07-13 22:47:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-07-13 19:52:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
much better
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-07-13 18:22:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-07-13 18:22:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-07-13 18:03:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Um, now maybe I missed a memo the days they passed out this knowledge, but...
... what the hell is the "Pencil Test???"
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2007-07-13 17:34:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Lets say he is a fag. So what?
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-07-13 17:04:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
get_a_room
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-07-13 17:03:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
PS, you're dead Monday. Ubersite will soon know the truth about your ridiculously oversized proportions.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-07-13 17:02:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't know which to be most offended by, the French part, the Hippy part, the fact that my uberbuddy is a prudish homophobe (so he listens to Haulin' Oats, does that mean you can't marry him??), that I am NOT a privateer (get it straight; I have a letter of marque), or, perhaps most horribly of all, THAT YOU INSINUATED I LISTEN TO MICHAEL BOLTON!!!!
I mean, "I said I loved you (but I lied)" was a good song and all but... fuck it, I'll shut up now.
Oh, and just so people know, this hailed from: http://www.ubersite.com/m/110115
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-07-13 17:01:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Alphonse looks like a sperm.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-13 17:00:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If I lie and tell you that I don't mind the fact that you're as "flat as a board", can we "do it" if I show you my Calvin & Hobbes tattoo?
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2007-07-13 16:55:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hey, I like small boobs!
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-07-13 16:52:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
for some reason I want to bang this derkins chick now.
whatever, theres alcohol to be consumed. peace!