Prepare Yourselves! (567 hits)
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Submitted by frankthebear (View user info) at 2007-07-13 17:27:04 EDT
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Heads up bitches, the Second Annual Ubersite Geek-Off is on the way!
That's right! In exactly one week, the Geek-Off will return and all the little Uber-geeks can have another shot at out-geeking each other to prove who's sadder and more pathetic!
I was pleased with the turn-out the Geek-Off garnered last year, and I hope to see at least twice as many entrants this year.
So start writing your lists now and check your dignity at the door, the Ubersite Geek-Off is under way!
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Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2007-07-15 15:54:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-15 15:41:03 EDT (#)
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Nice post, dickbag.
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compared to your posts, this is solid gold, bitch!
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-15 15:41:03 EDT (#)
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Nice post, dickbag.
Submitted by URNVUS (user info) at 2007-07-14 12:36:05 EDT (#)
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Prepare myself for what? The shittiest post in life?
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-07-14 01:34:30 EDT (#)
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nurrrrrrr
Submitted by zoobie2000 (user info) at 2007-07-13 23:05:36 EDT (#)
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uck hat hit his ucks
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-07-13 22:45:51 EDT (#)
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This blows.
Submitted by UTOCKIN2ME (user info) at 2007-07-13 21:49:14 EDT (#)
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So i guess you are the first contestant.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-13 20:30:37 EDT (#)
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GEEK
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-07-13 18:35:26 EDT (#)
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i'm drinking right now, and im headed to a wedding.
i swear to god if i hear the song 'under my umbrella' one more time, i'm gonna have to grab nikolai tesla's design for the particle death ray, make it, and shoot the bitch who sings the song.
yeah, bring the jerk off, i mean...geek off.
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-07-13 18:33:54 EDT (#)
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i am going to own all of you motherfuckers. ALL of you.
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2007-07-13 18:23:09 EDT (#)
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sorry Jack, just kidding
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-07-13 18:22:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-07-13 18:14:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2007-07-13 18:06:59 EDT (#)
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good idea, it'll get the bad smell of "Übermadness" out of the air
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You BASTARD.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-07-13 18:14:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-07-13 17:40:26 EDT (#)
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Show me 30 seconds of any Star Trek (TOS) episode and I'll give you the title and a detailed plot synopsis.
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My wife can tell you what episode it is by the way the ship flys by in the opening sequence. She's a Geektrix.
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2007-07-13 18:06:59 EDT (#)
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good idea, it'll get the bad smell of "Übermadness" out of the air
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-07-13 17:59:55 EDT (#)
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I'm entering this year, and this should be done with posts
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2007-07-13 17:56:17 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2007-07-13 17:52:35 EDT (#)
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no joke Schlongster, take a look at last years post if you don't believe it
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-07-13 17:47:23 EDT (#)
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Find out how bad you suck @ life - http://www.RateMyLife.net
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-13 17:44:57 EDT (#)
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Am I on Candid Camera? This has to be a joke...right?
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2007-07-13 17:43:22 EDT (#)
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exactly sir, that's just the kind of stuff I need
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-07-13 17:40:26 EDT (#)
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What the hell is a geek list? Is it like this?
I have all the Tintin books.
I think Jim Carrey should have gotten an Oscar for his acting in The Cable Guy.
Show me 30 seconds of any Star Trek (TOS) episode and I'll give you the title and a detailed plot synopsis.
Every time I watch Schindler's List I get a fiercely powerful erection during the scene in which Embeth Davidtz strips off in Auschwitz.
I don't think the 'Would you rather do Betty, or Veronica?' debate is stupid at all.
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2007-07-13 17:35:25 EDT (#)
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I've been here since last September
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2007-07-13 17:34:47 EDT (#)
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now now, I promised I wouldn't take the win by default this time, it'll be a fair contest
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-07-13 17:34:23 EDT (#)
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'Last year?'
Haven't you been here, like, a month or so?
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-07-13 17:30:46 EDT (#)
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YOU WIN FRANK.
save yourself some effort to masturbate more.