Where the FUCK have you been? (553 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -0.73 on 25 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by AlahAckbar (View user info) at 2007-07-14 15:34:00 EDT
So yeah, I've been away for a year or three. Fucking deal with it. Most of you have no idea who the hell I am, so let me introduce myself.
I'm Alahackbar.
No I'm not a terrorist
No I'm not a Sand Nigger
Yes I am a hit whore.
Yes, i love pissing newbs off and making them cry.
Anyways, I figure I'd let all of you know exactly what I've been doing.
I went to college. I fell in love. Getting married and such. That's cool.
Got out of college. Now I work. In fact, I'm working right now. As we speak. But wait, here's a good reason for you to -2 my post without regret:
The time now is 3:26 pm.
Now it is 3:31 pm. I just made $1.07. In five minutes.
In those five minutes, I ate a Reese's big cup. Took a drink out of my red bull... checked my e-mail, and watched 2 minutes of TV. It will stay this way until about 4:30, when I have to get up, work for about 15 minutes, then type a few things into a computer program, then I'll be done again.
I'm probably going to take a nap for a couple of hours. Who knows?
Yeah. My job rocks.
Anyways, this is a pretty shitty post. Don't care though. Most of you newbs wouldn't know good writing if it hit you in the junk. That good writing hitting you in the junk would probably be the most action you've gotten in a long time, too.
So anyways, yeah. Glad you guys could read my post. Thanks for the hit.... I did tell you I was a hit whore, didn't I?
User Reviews
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2007-07-22 03:46:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
a la hackbar.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-07-15 14:00:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
IT ISN'T RAPE IF YOU MAKE THEM CUM
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2007-07-15 10:51:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I remember you too, spam.
To clear it up, sometimes it was with, but mostly at.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2007-07-15 10:37:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I remember you... but not enough to recall if I laughed with you or AT you.
Seeing as this is Uber and you're smug about earning $20 an hour (which you even got fucking WRONG), I'm gonna go with 'At'.
welcome back nontheless.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-07-15 10:15:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And -2's from random people make me happy on the inside.....
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Really? Well then take this +2.
Hoo boy did I ever show you.
Submitted by big_spliff_smoker (user info) at 2007-07-15 09:15:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Careful before this dune coon straps one to his chest and takes us all with him.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-07-15 08:27:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
and you don't earn that much.
I CAN do math.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-07-15 08:26:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Now it is 3:31 pm. I just made $1.07. In five minutes.
In those five minutes, I ate a Reese's big cup. Took a drink out of my red bull... checked my e-mail, and watched 2 minutes of TV.
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Your mother must be so proud.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-07-15 08:18:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hmmm, interesting...
There's been a large number of both n00bs signing up and older users returning in the last two weeks.
I'll admit, I have no idea who you are. You definitely pre-date me on here.
However, before you start screaming at me... you might wanna look at my numbers.
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2007-07-15 07:36:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Some interesting replies. I'll address each of you as I feel neccessary.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-07-15 06:00:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
yeah, I remember you. I remember that you couldn't write worth a damn, and on top of that, I remember you being an asshole.
Welcome back!
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Thanks! It's good to be back.
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Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-07-15 02:23:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
45K a year isn't incredible enough to brag about.
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It is when out of an 8 hour day, you only do about 1 1/2 worth of work. And people THANK you for it.
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Submitted by polkadot (user info) at 2007-07-15 02:15:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
your lame
and by trying to covince us that making $1.07 in 5 minutes is good makes you pathetic
and i make more than you
and i dont have a job
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Way to contribute to society!
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Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2007-07-15 01:05:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I make more money than you.
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Definite possibility. Sucking dick makes good money.
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Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2007-07-14 20:39:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Shenanigans
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Why, it's donkey on the edge. Calling Shenanigans on me?!?!?! how dare you!
But you are 100% right. I just love riling up the locals. They get all huffy then decide that I suck off one post. The funny thing is, some of these botards are going to -2 all my stuff from here on out. And -2's from random people make me happy on the inside.....
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Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-07-14 20:21:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I can't wait 'till HBTS gets here
Who's this now? If he's a newb basher, you must understand that I am the lord all mighty of newb bashing. his powers are not great enough to defeat me.
un-regardless, point me to the fight master robin, I am not afraid!
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Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-07-14 20:20:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I remember you. fuck off.
I remember you too. Something about incest and going to jail for raping a 5 year old.... that's you, wasn't it?
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Submitted by URNVUS (user info) at 2007-07-14 19:25:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
1 post per day dick
I'll post as much as I want, thank you very much.
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Submitted by Bohme (user info) at 2007-07-14 16:00:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What is said job?
The best damn job in the world. Look it up in the dictionary. There's a picture.
Anyways, guys, it's been fun. Hope you are all having a grand ol time -2ing my stuff.
In fact, I insist you continue. My overall rating doesn't bother me in the least, and I can just ignore any -2 that comes my way. So please, by all means, drive up my hits, get me on the MVA list. That thought makes me happy. On the inside. :D
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-07-15 06:00:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
yeah, I remember you. I remember that you couldn't write worth a damn, and on top of that, I remember you being an asshole.
Welcome back!
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-07-15 02:23:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
45K a year isn't incredible enough to brag about.
Submitted by polkadot (user info) at 2007-07-15 02:15:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
your lame
and by trying to covince us that making $1.07 in 5 minutes is good makes you pathetic
and i make more than you
and i dont have a job
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2007-07-15 01:05:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I make more money than you.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2007-07-14 20:39:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Shenanigans
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-07-14 20:21:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I can't wait 'till HBTS gets here
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-07-14 20:20:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I remember you. fuck off.
Submitted by URNVUS (user info) at 2007-07-14 19:25:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
1 post per day dick
Submitted by Bohme (user info) at 2007-07-14 16:00:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What is said job?
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2007-07-14 15:59:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I just claim to have a kick ass job.
Don't claim to know simple math. (which Ironically, is a neccessity for my job. boy do I have them fooled!)
Submitted by Bohme (user info) at 2007-07-14 15:58:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Smooth.
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2007-07-14 15:56:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Meh. I do. What can I say, I'm a dumbass. 60/5 is 12, not 20. Should be 1.78/ five minutes.
Oh well! Let the (-2 yur a dumbass!) begin!
Submitted by Bohme (user info) at 2007-07-14 15:53:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't see the error.
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2007-07-14 15:49:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Pssst.... might want to check your math there guy.
One other thing I forgot, I went to college for two years, and make 1.07 in five minutes.
:D
Submitted by PioneerBill (user info) at 2007-07-14 15:46:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You went to college and you only make $12.84 and hour?