Where the FUCK where you? (614 hits)
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Submitted by AlahAckbar (View user info) at 2007-07-14 15:53:56 EDT
So yeah, I've been away for a year or three. Fucking deal with it. Most of you have no idea who the hell I am, so let me introduce myself.
I'm Alahackbar.
No I'm not a terrorist
No I'm not a Sand Nigger
Yes I am a hit whore.
Yes, i love pissing newbs off and making them cry.
Anyways, I figure I'd let all of you know exactly what I've been doing.
I went to college. I fell in love. Getting married and such. That's cool.
Got out of college. Now I work. In fact, I'm working right now. As we speak. But wait, here's a good reason for you to -2 my post without regret:
The time now is 3:26 pm.
Now it is 3:31 pm. I just made $1.78. In five minutes.
In those five minutes, I ate a Reese's big cup. Took a drink out of my red bull... checked my e-mail, and watched 2 minutes of TV. It will stay this way until about 4:30, when I have to get up, work for about 15 minutes, then type a few things into a computer program, then I'll be done again.
I'm probably going to take a nap for a couple of hours. Who knows?
Yeah. My job rocks.
Anyways, this is a pretty shitty post. Don't care though. Most of you newbs wouldn't know good writing if it hit you in the junk. That good writing hitting you in the junk would probably be the most action you've gotten in a long time, too.
So anyways, yeah. Glad you guys could read my post. Thanks for the hit.... I did tell you I was a hit whore, didn't I?
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Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2007-07-17 18:07:56 EDT (#)
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Why yes... yes they have.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-07-17 15:52:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
things have changed a bit....for the worse
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2007-07-16 15:24:33 EDT (#)
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I am actually an exceptionally nice person. But you have to understand: There are two sides of me.
There is the guy who writes: spends time, thinking about what is going to happen, developing charicters, writing about certain topics (military and such were very well recieved), and generally trying his best to entertain people.
Then there is the side that just wants to ruffle peoples feathers because it makes me laugh to see people getting all upset on the internet. I think it's funny, and it honestly makes me laugh. I was one of the people who just got SLAMMED by fetish. go back to my old stuff, you'll see STRINGS of -2's on it.
Typically, when I find something that annoys you guys, I jump up and down on it. gets me hits (sometimes), gets me on most heated. gets my views up and what not. Plus, it's kind of funny.
The downside is that people can't seem to seperate the two. When I try hard to write something good, the people I've pissed off will -2 it just cause of my name. oh well, it used to bother me a long time ago. now, not so much. Now, it is kind of funny when people get all uppity.
So like I said: -2's make me happy on the inside, because they typically come with something funny. I just hate the tards who put -2 die in their replies.
Don't worry, you know when I post something good. It'll be long, and have a positive rating. :D
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-07-16 13:57:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2007-07-16 13:37:22 EDT (#)
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If they treat you like they treated me, then they don't.
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Now thats just sad.
Really.
Don't let it make ytou a bitter person... you're coming across really badly here.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-07-16 13:56:34 EDT (#)
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dammit, I was beginning to think you were a nice guy and then read all the new posts.
Why are you doing this?
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2007-07-16 13:37:22 EDT (#)
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Why, no, no it wasn't.
It was directed at the person who said "I make more then you and I'm unemployed."
I'm sure your parents wanted you. I can sense that sort of thing.
It's easy. If your parents treat you like they treated my sister, then they wanted you.
If they treat you like they treated me, then they don't.
:D
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-07-16 13:04:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2007-07-16 06:53:22 EDT (#)
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Big difference between being absolutly useless to the world, sucking off the government because you are too stupid or too lazy to get a job, and doing what I do.
Go ahead, point out I misspelled a word in my title. Drive my hits up, get me on most heated, for the love of god.
Fact is, I'm better then you, pretty much in everyway. So sorry I made a mistake.
At least it's not as big as the one your parents made.
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was this directed at me, sir?
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-07-16 08:10:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Big deal
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-07-16 07:41:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
its really hot in prague today.
they say it will reach +40
good post, keep it up
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-16 07:05:26 EDT (#)
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I LIKE!!
Actually i didn't read but well whatever!!
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2007-07-16 06:53:22 EDT (#)
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Big difference between being absolutly useless to the world, sucking off the government because you are too stupid or too lazy to get a job, and doing what I do.
Go ahead, point out I misspelled a word in my title. Drive my hits up, get me on most heated, for the love of god.
Fact is, I'm better then you, pretty much in everyway. So sorry I made a mistake.
At least it's not as big as the one your parents made.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-07-16 02:42:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2007-07-15 10:54:41 EDT (#)
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I just get paid for my knowledge, not my work.
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Oh okay. I think you should be proud of THAT rather than the other stuff you mentioned :)
Submitted by Schism74 (user info) at 2007-07-15 13:45:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I have the same job. It's called sitting home and collecting unemployment..Check your spelling college grad.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-15 13:37:42 EDT (#)
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Well, I broke my shoulder in February in Tahoe skiing and now my golf games not only sucks, it's also non-existant.
But I'll be up in Binghamton in August for 4 days playing in a tournament...OH, YEAH, I CAN'T WAIT.
I'd rather spend the four days at Saratoga.
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2007-07-15 11:31:47 EDT (#)
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Yep. Same area. Not playing golf anymore. I sucked at that game. I sucked at that game so much Kevin Regan didn't give me another membership to his course.
Not really, but that is how much I sucked.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-15 11:11:39 EDT (#)
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Hey, nothing personal.
You still in upstate NY?
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2007-07-15 10:54:41 EDT (#)
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My job is actually a very important one. I am a proud member of the healthcare community.
In fact, I saved someones life on friday night. No, not a paramedic or an emt.
I just get paid for my knowledge, not my work.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-07-15 08:33:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You write like a twelve year old, brag about your earnings (which are not that impressive) and are apparantly proud of earning for not doing anything apart from sitting on your ass watching tv.
Submitted by polkadot (user info) at 2007-07-15 08:10:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
dude
u need to lighten up
really
ur taking this crap too seriously
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2007-07-15 07:50:39 EDT (#)
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Shlongy? Your still here?
Wow. and still upset after 3 years? Come on man. Damn.
Let up dude. It's been THREE YEARS.
Oh well, just another person to -2 everything I write. Doesn't bother me!
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-07-14 19:20:26 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-07-14 18:19:45 EDT (#)
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misspelled title
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-14 17:13:00 EDT (#)
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No one gave a fuck when you left three years ago...and even fewer give a shit now that you're back.
PS. Nice spelling job in your title, dipshit.
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2007-07-14 17:08:56 EDT (#)
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I suck, coming from someone who's too scared to even write anything?
I have to admit, that just doesn't bother me in the least.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-07-14 17:06:00 EDT (#)
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I'm in a suburb of Toronto, although I'm just visting; I actually live in Toronto.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-07-14 17:05:08 EDT (#)
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Paging PFF for hand across face, paging PFF
Submitted by URNVUS (user info) at 2007-07-14 16:50:27 EDT (#)
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You can hit whore all you want... You still suck.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-07-14 16:19:59 EDT (#)
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And I can spell and I'm good at math.
And I'm leaving to go swimming now.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-07-14 16:11:27 EDT (#)
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I make more than you and I work with hot chicks.
Submitted by Bohme (user info) at 2007-07-14 16:01:35 EDT (#)
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HAHAHAHAHA, Jesus.