Get To know Md (494 hits)
Category: Science & EnvironmentalRating: -1.03 on 26 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by rick hudson <rick1652.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2007-07-15 01:55:25 EDT
Hi, I'm a freshman at Columbia University, 30, and like long walks with that special someone- whether it be walking my two American Eskimo dogs, or along the avenues where I live. I enjoy this site, and hope to be friends with many of you. That's all for now. BUT, more to come.
Oh, also, in summer, I make extra money selling watermelons. We keep them chilled- so more people are repeat customers. What do you do?
User Reviews
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-16 13:08:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I LIKE ICE COLD WATERMELON
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-15 15:49:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2007-07-15 10:43:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Taking English Lit. and still using wonderfully crafted 'words' as 'b4'.
Alters are fun as long as they're halfway credible. You fail even at faking it.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-07-15 05:56:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you're a student at columbia? excellent. Can you please post a picture of yourself so i can kick your ass when i see you?
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-07-15 05:17:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by HateMudkips (user info) at 2007-07-15 03:24:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
oh lawd, is dat sum chikin an wattermellenS?
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-07-15 03:23:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
oooh this is a Shit alter
Submitted by Cakes (user info) at 2007-07-15 03:16:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Jesus Christ: but in the tone that Mr. Slave says it on South Park.
"JEEss-us-chrs" You know what i mean
Submitted by HateMudkips (user info) at 2007-07-15 03:08:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
OBVIOUS ALTER IS OBVIOUS!
Kids, kids, kids. As far as Daddy's concerned, you're both potential
murderers.
-- Homer Simpson
Submitted by Cakes (user info) at 2007-07-15 02:58:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
the degree was from a state college, b4 i ventured on into the ivy halls.
Submitted by Cakes (user info) at 2007-07-15 02:56:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-07-15 02:49:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Columbia eh, what do you take? Oh right, I don't care since you're an alter.
ugly cunt.
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I only got a degree in English Lit. - not worth anything in the job market - i don't mind the bad reviews, this post wasn't too good.
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-07-15 02:50:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-07-15 02:49:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Columbia eh, what do you take? Oh right, I don't care since you're an alter.
ugly cunt.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-07-15 02:39:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is an alter I can appreciate.
Submitted by Cakes (user info) at 2007-07-15 02:38:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Congratulations, you just won the award for "Ugliest Mother Fucker on Uber". Peddle your melons elsewhere.
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Haha (you know you want a cold slice of watermelon) u don't fool Cakes------ and rick is my husband, so i had to use his email, til i get one.
Submitted by PhillipTheGreat (user info) at 2007-07-15 02:35:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
DIE, ALTER, DIE!
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-07-15 02:28:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Cakes (user info) at 2007-07-15 02:15:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-07-15 02:08:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2, but only because I actually remember that photograph from somewhere, long, long ago. I do believe that's the picture on some "White trash" cookbook someone in my family once had.
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That's me on the cover, the book isn't that old. Can't believe you recognized after all these years, it was taken 10 years ago. It was a tounge in cheek book.
If you want ISBB, let me know. They sell it on amazon still i think. Also I ship melons nationwide, all kinds.
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Congratulations, you just won the award for "Ugliest Mother Fucker on Uber". Peddle your melons elsewhere.
Submitted by Cakes (user info) at 2007-07-15 02:26:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-07-15 02:22:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That book is older than 10 years old. You're an ass ugly female with the first name Rick?
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No, i said that's my better half's email, i don't have one yet- and those melons are best you can get.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-07-15 02:22:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That book is older than 10 years old. You're an ass ugly female with the first name Rick?
Christ.
Submitted by Cakes (user info) at 2007-07-15 02:15:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-07-15 02:08:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2, but only because I actually remember that photograph from somewhere, long, long ago. I do believe that's the picture on some "White trash" cookbook someone in my family once had.
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That's me on the cover, the book isn't that old. Can't believe you recognized after all these years, it was taken 10 years ago. It was a tounge in cheek book.
If you want ISBB, let me know. They sell it on amazon still i think. Also I ship melons nationwide, all kinds.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-07-15 02:12:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hi
Submitted by Cakes (user info) at 2007-07-15 02:09:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Should have read "get to know ME".
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-07-15 02:08:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2, but only because I actually remember that photograph from somewhere, long, long ago. I do believe that's the picture on some "White trash" cookbook someone in my family once had.
Submitted by Cakes (user info) at 2007-07-15 02:06:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
well i expected that first -2, being this is my first post, but you have to admit you like ice cold watermellons. At least a big slice.
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-07-15 02:02:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2DIE
Submitted by Cakes (user info) at 2007-07-15 01:57:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Rick, god bless him, is my better half. To explain.