Not that i really care (543 hits)
Category: HumorRating: -1.58 on 23 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Andrew Dahm <ard283.at.email.vccs.edu> (View user info) at 2007-07-15 06:11:07 EDT
So, lets get right down to the meat of the situation shall we. I am excedingly good at hooking up. One night stands no fucking problem point to a girl and i fucking got that shit. Realtionships are the problem, Im talking to a girl right now who used to hook up with this guy who got married and hooked up with him afterwords too. She lives 200m away from him i live 30 minutes away Waste of my time?
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Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2008-05-28 04:40:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
NOT THAT I REALLY CARE
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-07-27 13:28:43 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by icanbecool (user info) at 2007-07-27 13:14:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Not that I really care, so why post?
Submitted by PhillipTheGreat (user info) at 2007-07-18 04:42:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I assume your username is i am better a tit
As in "I am better, sigend, a tit."
Hello tit.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-07-16 08:24:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
oh leave him alone.
he's just trying to deny coming out of the closet.
hiding like this won't nake your true feelings go away, you know.
do it.
borrow your sister's dress and makeup.
try it, you'll feel much better, natural.
the 12 gauge.
take it.
dad won't mind, it surely has crossed his mind a couple of times
pull the trigger.
feels good doesn't it?
for the first time you feel like you are in control.
now load it with a cartridge and put the barrel into your mouth...
in a moment, it will all be over and you won't have to worry about the hurt and self ridicule anymore. no one will be able to touch you.
you will be free.
you will be all powerful.
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-16 07:50:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You could never prove that you fuck higher quality than me.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-07-16 01:09:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
not even worth insulting
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2007-07-16 00:36:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wilco
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-15 18:50:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Make sure they're under ten meg and some kind of sensible file format i believe.
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2007-07-15 18:30:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
how do you post them?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-15 17:15:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Let's see your fucking videos then, you useless cunt.
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2007-07-15 17:02:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Can you post videos on this shit? I can prove that I get higer quality ass more often than anyone else on this site if it is possible. call me cocky all you want. Hooking up means having sex for those who arent up on the bleeding edge of college vernacular.
Submitted by Schism74 (user info) at 2007-07-15 13:27:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The only +2 you will ever see..
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-07-15 12:19:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Not that you really care.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-07-15 11:40:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Self-delusion: making losers sexually successful in their own minds since forever.
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-07-15 09:38:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Get the fuck off Ubersite.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-07-15 09:21:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
die, myspace fag.
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2007-07-15 09:01:39 EDT (#)
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Huzzah, all hail the Community College casanova!
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-07-15 07:55:06 EDT (#)
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Jaysis... the first sentance needs to end with a question mark.
"The Meat Of The Situation?" No, let's NOT get down to it... draw it out - explain it to us
Give us side notes, examples, pie charts, whatever...
Just don't do this.
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2007-07-15 07:42:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Dear mother fucking newbie.
Write better shit or die.
No one believes that you have ever had sex.
If you have, god help us all, because eventually, your genes will be all over the world, making each person living just a little bit more stupid.
And the last thing we need is more stupid. So please, save the planet, and cut off your dick.
Love (not in the friendly way, but in the "I want your body against to mine" way)
AlahAckbar
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-07-15 06:47:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
well let's get down to the meat of the situation, shall we. Somebody makes a post about being exceptionally good at hooking up...
(obvious lying to try to impress the community of ubersite)
As in, "Hey! I'm a ladies man! Really! Despite the fact I am posting on an internet forum at 5 in the morning! She's just asleep and I'm an insomniac! Really! I promise!
Look, you don't need to make up lies to impress us.
Good at "hooking up"? What exactly does "hooking up" mean in the college vernacular? I assume youare a college student; surely an accredited university wouldn't have graduated an ass-clown such as yourself.
The bottom line is...
Little Sally does not approve of this post.
Or, for lack of a better term,
-2DIE
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-07-15 06:32:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
fantastic! Neither do I.
Submitted by TheLightOfSpeed (user info) at 2007-07-15 06:12:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Don't be so fucking arrogant, and treat this sorta shit seriously.