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Woman Behind The Glass (617 hits)

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Rating: 1 on 14 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by ih8u2man (View user info) at 2007-07-15 13:20:47 EDT


She stands behind the glass as models do.
Her hips are curved and stressed just so,
Her naked body awaits tomorrow morning's dressing.
The old ladies will pick something beautiful for her to wear.
And she never bats an eye.
She looks out above my head to the street.
Where taxi cab drivers yell at each other and people rush to be nowhere.
And everyone thinks they know somewhere.
She's seen a hundred thousand people pass,
And never blink an eye.
She's tragic and beautiful, fingers outstretched and long.
Slender legs that are delicately cut, almost sculpted.
Cast breasts with perfect nipples.
She looks lonely there.
But she's not.
She's as happy as the rest of us.
Waiting for tomorrow.
For someone to tell her what to wear.
What to sell.
How to stand.
Which way to look.
And as I smoke my last cigarette for the day,
And look up through the glass display,
My lady says "Goodnight".

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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-07-16 13:49:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 hate

Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2007-07-16 12:44:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

liked it

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-07-16 11:24:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

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once I overcame my immediate negative response to the formatI decided to read it and will now rate it as I see fit. this was so so.

Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-07-16 03:21:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

You need to stay away from the manequins alright?

It's becoming unhealthy.

Submitted by URNVUS (user info) at 2007-07-15 21:13:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-07-15 17:19:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Not bad @ all.

Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-15 16:01:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

This could get more stupid but then I'd need a -3 option.

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-07-15 15:01:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

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Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2007-07-15 13:56:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by peacenik_in_hell (user info) at 2007-07-15 13:42:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

And as I smoke my last cigarette for the day,
And look up through the glass display,
My lady says "Goodnight".

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-07-15 13:25:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-07-15 13:22:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I know someone who will fucking LOVE this, for multiple reasons.

I shattered my knee last night falling down a flight of stairs. Does anyone have a good remedy for a fucked up knee besides lots and lots of alcohol?
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heh.

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-07-15 13:23:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm assuming you fixed the word "tells" here. Not gonna bother to look.

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-15 13:23:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 h8

+2 mannequins

+2 elephant shoes

ha!

:)


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