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Camel Wanted (264 hits)

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Rating: -1.5 on 9 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by jigglypuff (View user info) at 2007-07-15 15:01:35 EDT


Does anyone know where I can get a Camel? I've got room for it in my back garden and would love the milk for my cereal. Would save the trip to my local Jackson's and thinking of selling the bottled milk to local schools as a business venture.

Also thinking of using it for local trips - school drop offs, airport runs etc. Again, a business opportunity exists to sell photos to people once they have sat on it.

I am also thinking about renting it out for the night. I'm sure a view of the plebs near my work might be interested to have their wicked ways with it.

Must have four legs, ideally two humps (although one hump considered).

Although I'm not willing to pay vast amounts for it I can offer it a good home.

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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-16 07:35:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-15 20:07:17 BST (#)
Ranking: -1

Camels give me the hump.

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Ok this is genius! PAH!!!!!!!!!


well for me it is.

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-07-15 16:45:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2007-07-15 16:40:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Maybe I'm the idiot, but I didnt get this. Incomplete.

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-07-15 16:06:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

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Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-07-15 15:57:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

His name is Hajji. He is a beautiful camel.

Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-15 15:44:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Epic Failure!

Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2007-07-15 15:13:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

'a view of the plebs'...

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-15 15:07:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Camels give me the hump.

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-07-15 15:05:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1


What the blue flying fuck was this?

If you're going to make an attempt an absurd humor, you have to make it a) truly absurd, and b) actually funny.




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