The Most Comfortable Jeans I've Ever Owned!! (843 hits)
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Submitted by DonovanMD (View user info) at 2007-07-15 16:27:28 EDT
They give me the comfort and control needed to roundhouse kick people in the face, without being to binding on my massive package. Made from high quality denim and with premium double stitching so they won't wear out while somersaulting from rooftops of defeating terrorists.
Get yours now for only $19.95! Cowboy boots and beard not included.
ORDER TODAY!
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-07-16 16:04:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i'ma gonna get me some o those
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-07-16 15:57:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-07-16 14:09:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
chuck norris doesn't read, he stares at the book until the book gives him the information that he needs.
chuck norris fucks men, not becuase he's gay, but because he's run out of women.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-07-16 11:51:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You know, I always kinda wondered why the tough martial arts dude would wear what appear to be constricting butt hugger jeans. This still doesn't really answer his choice in apparel but it is somehwat funny. Basically the people behind this add are expecting kids to think "oooh, these jeans are so flexible I'll be able to emmulate chuck's roundhose of doom" that's funny stuff.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2007-07-16 10:06:38 EDT (#)
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For the record
CHUCK ALWAYS HAS A BEARD.
even if he doesn't
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2007-07-16 09:51:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2007-07-15 17:10:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-15 17:04:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is practically older than the internet.
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Then get ready because tomorrow I'm posting a link to The Onion and Maddox.
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Wow, I have heard of those sites...how did you find them?
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2007-07-16 06:42:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-07-15 19:50:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Read title as "The most comfortable JEWS Ive ever owned", may need help, over.
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I read Jews too - wierd.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-07-16 04:00:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cowboy boots and beard not included.""
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He hasn't got a beard?
Submitted by PhillipTheGreat (user info) at 2007-07-16 03:45:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-07-15 19:50:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Read title as "The most comfortable JEWS Ive ever owned", may need help, over.
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This ALONE salvages you from a -2.
Chuck Norris jokes are the least funny brand of humor.
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2007-07-16 03:35:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Why is Chuck Norris sporting a gay 80's porno stache?
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-07-16 03:09:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Check the fit and feel of these great looking jeans"
Great, now I've looked at his butt.
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-07-16 02:45:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2007-07-15 23:26:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destoyed because the structural integrity of the establishment just couldn't contain that much awesomeness.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-07-15 21:53:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
Submitted by URNVUS (user info) at 2007-07-15 21:06:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-07-15 19:50:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Read title as "The most comfortable JEWS Ive ever owned", may need help, over.
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HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by General_Lee_Retarded (user info) at 2007-07-15 19:51:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
There are two different spellings of "to." "To" and "too." You are an asshole.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-07-15 19:50:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Read title as "The most comfortable JEWS Ive ever owned", may need help, over.
Submitted by URNVUS (user info) at 2007-07-15 18:18:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Anything with Chuck Norris in it, gets a plus two from me.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-07-15 17:50:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
digg.com
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2007-07-15 17:41:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Should have been OR, instead of OF.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-07-15 17:37:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
from rooftops of defeating terrorists."
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Is Japanese your first language?
And "a hidden gusset" sounds downright dirty.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-07-15 17:13:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-15 17:13:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2007-07-15 22:10:29 BST (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-15 17:04:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is practically older than the internet.
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Then get ready because tomorrow I'm posting a link to The Onion and Maddox.
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HOORAY!!! I cannot wait!
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2007-07-15 17:10:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-15 17:04:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is practically older than the internet.
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Then get ready because tomorrow I'm posting a link to The Onion and Maddox.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-15 17:04:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is practically older than the internet.
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2007-07-15 16:51:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I want to have sex with random women who are not my wife when I wear these jeans...
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2007-07-15 16:45:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2007-07-15 16:41:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
what about camel toe?
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These jeans are 100% camel toe free.
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2007-07-15 16:42:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity, twice.
Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2007-07-15 16:41:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
what about camel toe?
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-07-15 16:37:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Bundaberg (user info) at 2007-07-15 16:35:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I never got Chuck Norris in Australia as a kid. But Americans sure seem to love him.
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-15 16:30:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Thursday.