Epistolary Writing Contest (859 hits)
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Submitted by miss berry (View user info) at 2007-07-15 20:05:24 EDT
The Epistolary Writing Contest has been canceled.
Thank you to those who have participated in writing or judging this contest.
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-07-16 19:35:25 EDT (#)
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No I won. Me and Shlongy cheated.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2007-07-16 19:19:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fine, then I win.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-07-16 18:31:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-07-16 18:31:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hahahaha
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-07-16 13:45:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I want to do naughty things to you.
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-07-16 13:18:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2007-07-16 11:14:15 EDT (#)
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WTF Happened? Did I miss Uber Drama? Someone link me the post plz, i am B@W.
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You didn't miss any drama.
Things just didn't happen and I'm sick of Uber.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-07-16 11:23:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2007-07-16 11:14:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
WTF Happened? Did I miss Uber Drama? Someone link me the post plz, i am B@W.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-07-16 10:12:21 EDT (#)
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?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-07-16 10:04:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Wow.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-07-16 09:59:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahaha
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-07-16 09:49:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
But...but...I SENT ALL THOSE PICTURES TO PROVE I WASN'T AN ALTER AND...and...now you leave? Boo :(
No worries, Miss Berry.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2007-07-16 09:45:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yet another shot at uber-fame escapes me.
Oh, well I was already out after round one anyway.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-07-16 08:52:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Given the nature of the host, it is little wonder.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-16 08:42:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
So many people quit being quitters on here, im not sure which is worse, quitting, or quitting quitting
anyway
I sell sea shells on the sea shore.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-07-16 08:36:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Quitting Uber, eh?
Good on ya.
I've found the occasional visit is quite refreshing, compared to the past immersement.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-16 08:33:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
NO WAY!
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-07-16 08:11:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Maybe this will learn you.
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-16 07:59:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is in true uber fashion.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-07-16 07:03:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-07-16 06:06:56 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
....dude, wtf? Who's gonna educate us on the wonders of the animal kingdom?
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Ahem...
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-16 05:50:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I have the worst headache today.
I need tea and sympathy and I only have coffee and am at work :(
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-07-16 05:31:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
You should get an apartment with d_prime .
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-07-16 04:51:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Tell me about it. I was going to win and everything
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-16 04:48:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I Spent AGES getting HBTS to write my second round entry too!!!
I was going to petition Shlongy to write for my round 3 entry too, that would of been special.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-16 04:46:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh well.
What a waste of my time.
And that's saying something!!
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-07-16 04:34:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I hate you
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-07-16 01:06:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
....dude, wtf? Who's gonna educate us on the wonders of the animal kingdom?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-16 00:45:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
gay.
I judged. I better get cookies.
You just don't fuck with the grossly obese like that.
: (
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-07-16 00:41:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
it's official, the terrorists have won.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-07-15 23:54:51 EDT (#)
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I apologize. I think this was partially my fault, as I've been putting work ahead of pretty much everything. Sorry Rachael.
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2007-07-15 23:20:59 EDT (#)
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uh...ok
Submitted by Bohme (user info) at 2007-07-15 21:40:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well that blows ass.
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2007-07-15 21:36:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
BAKE ME MO COOKIES
AND UNBLOCK MEE
RAA
dat is all
good day sir
GO RUSH WOO
WAIT weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-07-15 21:36:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
well now i dont feel so bad about forfeiting.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-07-15 21:23:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-07-16 02:21:15 BST (#)
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MOTION CARRIES
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I had a motion that carried once, went everywhere, had to change my pants.
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-07-15 21:21:15 EDT (#)
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MOTION CARRIES
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-15 21:18:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-07-16 02:15:40 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ill sleep when Im dead and pain is just weakness leaving the body.
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Dude, sleeping's cheating.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-07-15 21:15:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ill sleep when Im dead and pain is just weakness leaving the body.
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-07-15 21:15:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Aye
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-07-15 21:14:16 EDT (#)
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I'd say "AYE!!" but seeing as I won't be around, I'm sure no one cares about my opinion.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-15 21:13:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yes.
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-07-15 21:13:19 EDT (#)
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What the fuck are you two going back and forth about at 2am Brit time?
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-07-15 21:13:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-07-15 21:07:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2007-07-16 02:07:21 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think you should run Ubermadness and just cancel it in the first round. That would be a great improvement to that contest.
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Second
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All in favor say aye.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-15 21:12:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
WTF? DEAD GROUPIES ARE NO FUCKING USE TO ME!
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Then you sir are no rock musician
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No it's just I had a bad experience after a 4 hour session with a corpse. I was left somewhat... compromised by my actions.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-07-15 21:11:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-16 02:08:29 BST (#)
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Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-07-16 02:07:07 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
*dies*
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WTF? DEAD GROUPIES ARE NO FUCKING USE TO ME!
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Then you sir are no rock musician
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-15 21:08:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-07-16 02:07:07 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
*dies*
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WTF? DEAD GROUPIES ARE NO FUCKING USE TO ME!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-15 21:07:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
HONEY BADGERS, HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Al Qaeda aint got shit on them!
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Lyrics inspired by that happy event.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-07-15 21:07:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2007-07-16 02:07:21 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think you should run Ubermadness and just cancel it in the first round. That would be a great improvement to that contest.
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Second
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2007-07-15 21:07:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think you should run Ubermadness and just cancel it in the first round. That would be a great improvement to that contest.
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-07-15 21:07:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
*dies*
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-15 21:06:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Kitten rapist.
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Don't rape me! I'm not a kitten anymore!
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I used to be young and fit, now I'm too old for that shit.
Berry is officially my groupie.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-07-15 21:06:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fresh Beats and Wicked Rhymes are TM and C of The Beastie Boys, I have informed their lawyers, expect a call.
HONEY BADGERS, HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Al Qaeda aint got shit on them!
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-07-15 21:04:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-07-15 21:01:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Kitten rapist.
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Don't rape me! I'm not a kitten anymore!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-15 21:03:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Musclin in on our territiry eh? Well this is how it is shee, we got guns, we got knives, we got rocks and pointy sticks shee and we aint afraid to use em.
Or more likely we'll call you a dipshit and create a cartoon about you being a douche respectivly.
You know, whatever.
Kitten rapist.
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A cartoon eh? Psh. I will destroy you with my fresh beats and wicked rhymes.
That will have to wait as a song about a honey badger is in the making!
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-07-15 21:01:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-16 01:59:25 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-07-16 01:58:42 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-16 01:57:07 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm quite proud to be the only disqualified member of this short-lived contest.
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Hey back off, that sort of thing is me and Shlongys bit!
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Not anymore bitches!
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Musclin in on our territiry eh? Well this is how it is shee, we got guns, we got knives, we got rocks and pointy sticks shee and we aint afraid to use em.
Or more likely we'll call you a dipshit and create a cartoon about you being a douche respectivly.
You know, whatever.
Kitten rapist.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-15 20:59:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-07-16 01:58:42 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-16 01:57:07 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm quite proud to be the only disqualified member of this short-lived contest.
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Hey back off, that sort of thing is me and Shlongys bit!
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Not anymore bitches!
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-07-15 20:58:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-16 01:57:07 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm quite proud to be the only disqualified member of this short-lived contest.
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Hey back off, that sort of thing is me and Shlongys bit!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-15 20:57:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm quite proud to be the only disqualified member of this short-lived contest.
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-07-15 20:55:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
HBTS: No, I will not be posting Round 2 entries. The contest is over. If participants would like to post their entries, they may do so (and are encouraged to do so!).
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-07-15 20:54:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2007-07-15 20:51:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You suck. I understand, but you suck.
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Sorry. Has nothing to do with writing participants. 2 of the judges haven't rated yet and there are complications with posting (as I found out in Round 1) as well. The point is that something would have to be slightly modified and we all know how certain users like to throw fits, so...the contest is over.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-15 20:52:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Are you going to put up the entries for round 2 at least, so we know what we're missing?
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-07-15 20:51:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-07-15 20:48:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So are you done with uber NOW, or after you respond to this comment?
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I will respond to any and all comments on this post if that is what I choose to do. Thank you in advance for your consideration.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2007-07-15 20:51:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You suck. I understand, but you suck.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-07-15 20:49:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-07-16 01:49:10 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-07-16 01:46:02 BST (#)
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Let me reword for you, Tom:
Same as I am done with this contest, I am done with Uber.
Point being that I needed to say "done with Uber" because that would make me a "double quitter."
Oh nevermind.
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Well thats cleared that up...
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Note to self: Sarcasm doesnt really work well on teh intarwebz
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-07-15 20:49:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-07-16 01:46:02 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
Let me reword for you, Tom:
Same as I am done with this contest, I am done with Uber.
Point being that I needed to say "done with Uber" because that would make me a "double quitter."
Oh nevermind.
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Well thats cleared that up...
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-15 20:48:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Boo to you, Berry!
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-07-15 20:48:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So are you done with uber NOW, or after you respond to this comment?
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-07-15 20:46:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Let me reword for you, Tom:
Same as I am done with this contest, I am done with Uber.
Point being that I needed to say "done with Uber" because that would make me a "double quitter."
Oh nevermind.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-07-15 20:43:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2007-07-16 01:40:50 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
Being "done with uber" is the most retarded fucking concept in the known universe. It implies that you think you were with uber to begin with.
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I was with Uber for a while but we outgrew each other and decided to call it a day while we were still friends.
Wait...what?
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2007-07-15 20:40:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Being "done with uber" is the most retarded fucking concept in the known universe. It implies that you think you were with uber to begin with.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-07-15 20:36:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ubersite: The Natural Selection of the Internet since 1999
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-15 20:14:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
BERRY HOW DARE YOU! WHINGEING IS FOR PUSSIES!
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2007-07-15 20:12:46 EDT (#)
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Ohh, drama!
*rubs eyes, waits for something to happen*
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-07-15 20:11:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh yeah.
And I'm done with Uber.
DOUBLE QUITTER!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-15 20:07:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
QUITTER.