camwhore for the haters (2561 hits)
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Submitted by Andrew Dahm <ard283.at.email.vccs.edu> (View user info) at 2007-07-16 10:58:31 EDT
blow me storm
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Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-10-27 04:44:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh not this dilhole again.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-10-27 04:44:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-10-27 04:14:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Dude, I live with my man..
stop guessing wrong
Its making you sound like an idiot.
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'Punctuation' George Bernard Shaw. Use it, explore it, revel in it. It'll make you look less dumb.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-10-27 04:14:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Dude, I live with my man..
stop guessing wrong
Its making you sound like an idiot.
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2007-10-26 22:09:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
unlike my mother however, you are old, and alone. Men dont find you desirable, and you know its true. All of your dreams you had as a little girl about a big beautiful wedding to the man of your dreams are slowly drying up and fading away, just like your eggs; and any biological reason for you to continue to exist. Soon you will become so desperate you will settle for somone. Evrey morning when you wake up and look at the slack jawed geneticly inferior specimen you ended up with you will be just a little more miserable than you were the day before. That bottle of pills you keep in the cabniet will look more and more inviting, begging you to swallow them all. To end the miserable life you lead. It will be ok. You will be at peace, you will be beautiful, you wont be able to hear insults or feel pain. it will finally be over... do it.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-10-21 11:16:08 EDT (#)
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you;ve really worked on how your hands look giving the finger haven't you marshall?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-21 07:57:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I recognise you! You were late with my pizza last night. Twat.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-10-21 05:48:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-10-20 03:17:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Merlina, to whom are you speaking?
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this eejit had the temerity to call ME ugly.
knobhead.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-10-20 03:17:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Merlina, to whom are you speaking?
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-10-20 03:02:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
when you have a zimmer let me know and I'll reconsider.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-10-20 03:01:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2007-10-18 19:05:58 EDT (#)
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hahaha look at the ugly, lonely woman doing comebacks! Hey, for 500 dollars ill hold your hand in public so you can feel cool by association!
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Awww bless....you're not good looking enough for me, sorry little fella.
Incidently I'm old enough to be your MOTHER.
Respect your fucking elders
oooh yeaah
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-10-13 13:12:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
HA HA HA HAA
oh and YOU can talk...
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-07-20 16:37:56 EDT (#)
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My actual starting point was from pretty much the dead center of the base tho =/
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2007-07-20 16:28:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-07-19 17:17:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2007-07-16 11:27:40 EDT (#)
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By the way, just so nobody gets confused: 6400 Crescent Way apt 305 Norfolk VA. Now the ball is in your court. Who has the nuts to do anything other than sit around and complain on the internet? PLEASE bring your sig you fucking coward.
Holy God that is funny. I looked it up on MAPQUEST. I live exactly 7.61 miles away from you Mr. Marine boy. I live on N.O.B. Truthfully I could be at your house in less than 10 minutes real time from the moment I hit the "RANK" button.... lmao irl....
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I think I live even closer than that.
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-07-19 17:17:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2007-07-16 11:27:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
By the way, just so nobody gets confused: 6400 Crescent Way apt 305 Norfolk VA. Now the ball is in your court. Who has the nuts to do anything other than sit around and complain on the internet? PLEASE bring your sig you fucking coward.
Holy God that is funny. I looked it up on MAPQUEST. I live exactly 7.61 miles away from you Mr. Marine boy. I live on N.O.B. Truthfully I could be at your house in less than 10 minutes real time from the moment I hit the "RANK" button.... lmao irl....
Submitted by Yougotthatright (user info) at 2007-07-19 17:14:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
real tough...careful now...you may get some "sand" in those boots...then the shit WILL hit the proverbial fan.
Act tough over there, Steve Mcqueen!
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-07-19 17:04:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
And they say we squids are stupid....
You devil dogs really are a diffrent breed, I tell ya...
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-07-19 02:18:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Ctrl C
Alt R
Ctrl V
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-07-18 23:05:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-07-17 13:23:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
aaaaaahaaahahahahahaha
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-07-18 23:01:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
schmendrick
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2007-07-18 22:29:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Who the fuck is storm?
This is the second time I have seen this name mentioned.
-Dave
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-07-18 02:36:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahhahhhhahah
+2 for a bad fucking idea.
i almost joined the marines once.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2007-07-18 00:30:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-07-17 15:48:53 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-07-17 12:49:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i'm mailing you something
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-07-17 09:44:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2007-07-17 01:01:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Why do I get the impression that there's a plastic pumpkin full of candy somewhere off-camera?
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HAHAHAHHAHAHA BEST COMMENT EVER
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-07-17 05:36:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2007-07-16 19:32:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Im not exactly sure what this place is, but it looks like my little brother has been signing up for shit with my school e-mail again. I read the things he was saying, First hes not in college hes 16. Second obviously hes not a Marine. Third that is a picture of me, and finalliy I dont think hes even ever had a girlfriend. Sorry for him pissing evreyone off. He wont be getting on here anymore with my shit.
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All I got from this little bit was, and I quote:
"Blah blah blah not me blah blah blah afraid of teh intraweb stangers blah blah blah blah blah blah but that picture is me blah blah blah blah blah "
Why would you admit that to be a picture of you? Oh the shame!
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-07-17 05:13:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2007-07-16 11:04:26 EDT (#)
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maybe the uniform has something to do with the fact i am in the marine reserves? maybe? naaah couldnt be lol tell me i couldnt take your girl if i wanted her
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she's all yours. 12 years of marriage and three kids.
enjoy.
what does that mean reserves? reserved for what?
just asking.
you re probably not a bad person, but your writing is just too in your face.
try a little sublety.
i write shit, but at least im not hated for it.
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-07-17 01:49:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'll play hater. You look like a dirty american scumbag. Is that good enough hate?
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2007-07-17 01:01:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Why do I get the impression that there's a plastic pumpkin full of candy somewhere off-camera?
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-07-16 23:23:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
aaaaaahaaahahahahahaha
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-07-16 22:24:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
This is a prime example of what happens when the brain almost catches up with the mouth.
Submitted by Dervish (user info) at 2007-07-16 22:12:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
FUHK'D
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-16 22:00:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2007-07-16 19:32:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Im not exactly sure what this place is, but it looks like my little brother has been signing up for shit with my school e-mail again. I read the things he was saying, First hes not in college hes 16. Second obviously hes not a Marine. Third that is a picture of me, and finalliy I dont think hes even ever had a girlfriend. Sorry for him pissing evreyone off. He wont be getting on here anymore with my shit.
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The worst, yet probably the most important bullshit poorly written back peddle in Uber history.
All thanks to: http://www.ubersite.com/m/110169#2472799
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-07-16 21:39:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2007-07-16 19:32:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Im not exactly sure what this place is, but it looks like my little brother has been signing up for shit with my school e-mail again. I read the things he was saying, First hes not in college hes 16. Second obviously hes not a Marine. Third that is a picture of me, and finalliy I dont think hes even ever had a girlfriend. Sorry for him pissing evreyone off. He wont be getting on here anymore with my shit.
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You screwed the pooch big time .
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-07-16 21:38:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Why is there a pink tassel on the doorknob?
Submitted by UTOCKIN2ME (user info) at 2007-07-16 21:11:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Wearing your momma's clothes still proves nothing other than:you are a wannabe Gaza -strip baby killer!
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-07-16 20:52:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Holy shit I have lesbian hands!
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-07-16 20:48:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
sorry... http://www.ubersite.com/u/shgraffious
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-07-16 20:45:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
The old "it's not me" defense.
For more, see: starr graffious http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/search.cgi?q=starr
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-07-16 20:26:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-07-16 11:45:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2007-07-16 16:20:13 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
No smart guy. reserves so that I can finish school, and become an officer while still getting paid. Brits arent even allowed guns unless they are in the military. you probably shoot as strait as your teeth are. which by the way look like yellow tombstones in a cartoon graveyard.
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After 3 tours serving with the Marines in Anbar province:
A. you're exactly the kind of junior officer that will get his ass kicked in private by the Gunny for being an arrogant prick, and wrong, on top of it.
B. You must have been from a rifle company, only they breed the kind of jackasses that glorify themselves so much.
C. I'm sitting on my NMCI machine right now, and I have your full name. Wouldn't take much to work out who your CO is, so watch your behavior fucko. You posted it, you now are a representative of the USMC so you better live up to it.
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best owning I've ever seen in this place
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-07-16 19:40:17 EDT (#)
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and if that is true man, you better watch, your brother posted your address on here man
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-07-16 19:36:10 EDT (#)
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hmmmm could someone be backpedaling?
sounds suspicious...
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2007-07-16 19:32:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Im not exactly sure what this place is, but it looks like my little brother has been signing up for shit with my school e-mail again. I read the things he was saying, First hes not in college hes 16. Second obviously hes not a Marine. Third that is a picture of me, and finalliy I dont think hes even ever had a girlfriend. Sorry for him pissing evreyone off. He wont be getting on here anymore with my shit.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-07-16 18:06:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
These were some of the funniest reviews I have read on uber. Thanks for that.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-07-16 17:04:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2007-07-16 14:59:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Have a great time in Iraq, it's beautiful this time of year.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-07-16 14:59:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Is that you, John Wayne?
Is this me?
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-16 14:46:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Foolproof - can I get the SSN?
I've got enough info to do a penny heist from his bank account.
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-07-16 13:36:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
FP, 25 bucks for the SSN, I can use it to put those "Pre-Approved" credit card mailers to good use.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-07-16 13:29:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
wow, that marky mark really went off the deep end after he lost the funky bunch huh?
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-07-16 13:27:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I have Dahm, Andrew: Larceny of Government Property, $100 and over
Yorktown, VA
5' 09", 165 lbs
I have a SSN and such as well.
It's good to have power.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-07-16 13:23:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2007-07-16 13:05:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
who the fuck is storm?
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an alter who was hated the first time round and has come back..
Its not a n00b.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2007-07-16 13:05:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
who the fuck is storm?
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-07-16 13:00:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
action man!
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-07-16 12:49:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I think to prove it he should post his social security number....and credit card info. That is, if he isn't gay.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-07-16 12:40:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, Mr. I'msuchakickasscoolMarine. Turns out you're not in the Marine database nor in the global address book. So, how's ROTC treatin' ya, kid?
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-07-16 12:25:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
please for the love of god let that be your real address. Lets start betting; how long until he regrets posting his address?
Submitted by Bohme (user info) at 2007-07-16 12:00:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Will this fucking whore just shut up.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-07-16 11:58:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You are the very definition of the word "cocksmith."
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-07-16 11:52:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
New uber contest: Who can send this asshole the worst thing
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-07-16 11:52:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-07-16 11:50:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Im going to send him some pubic hair from my buttcrack
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So It was YOU!
You will love it Mr 'Iambetterathomosexualsexthanyou' it comes in chocolate, you made to floss though.
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-16 11:51:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow.
This is brilliant. +2.
Andrew - you have no idea what you're setting yourself up for here.
If the information you have provided is at ALL accurate, there are MANY things to be afraid of in posting it here on Ubersite.
For the record, I could kick your scrawny ass six ways to Sunday and then fuck your willing mother on a bed of rice pilaf.
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-16 11:51:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh, and BTW, Hi Method.
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-07-16 11:50:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Im going to send him some pubic hair from my buttcrack
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-07-16 11:49:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2007-07-16 11:27:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
By the way, just so nobody gets confused: 6400 Crescent Way apt 305 Norfolk VA. Now the ball is in your court. Who has the nuts to do anything other than sit around and complain on the internet? PLEASE bring your sig you fucking coward.
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Yeah, so they make the reservists bullet proof now? You'd think they'd save that technology for the active duty.
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-16 11:47:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You, sir, have become the new dick pouch of uber. It would be in your best interest to leave this site immediately. I can't wait for you to get the plethora of big black dick porn that will be sent to you by the various users of this site.
Putting your address on a community site full of vicious degenerates is about as smart as taking a retard to a candy convention. You sir, are a moron.
Replace sir with scrot peddler.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-07-16 11:47:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2007-07-16 11:44:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ANNND thank you ladies and gentlemen, for helping to make my post the third most heated on all of uber. I couldnt have done it without you. but for now I have things to do, so ill be back on later to check and see if my camwhore post made it too. By the way that is my real address so if any of you think you have what it takes to back up all of the shit you talk you know where to find me.
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I would like to thank You for the time I spent here. This post gave me a little amusement before I todled off home for the evening.
Please post tomorrow, I like the thought of giving you Heat!
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-07-16 11:47:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Expect letterbombs
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-16 11:47:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
In some cases, the casualties of war are well worth it.
This might be one of those cases.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-07-16 11:45:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2007-07-16 16:20:13 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
No smart guy. reserves so that I can finish school, and become an officer while still getting paid. Brits arent even allowed guns unless they are in the military. you probably shoot as strait as your teeth are. which by the way look like yellow tombstones in a cartoon graveyard.
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After 3 tours serving with the Marines in Anbar province:
A. you're exactly the kind of junior officer that will get his ass kicked in private by the Gunny for being an arrogant prick, and wrong, on top of it.
B. You must have been from a rifle company, only they breed the kind of jackasses that glorify themselves so much.
C. I'm sitting on my NMCI machine right now, and I have your full name. Wouldn't take much to work out who your CO is, so watch your behavior fucko. You posted it, you now are a representative of the USMC so you better live up to it.
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2007-07-16 11:44:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ANNND thank you ladies and gentlemen, for helping to make my post the third most heated on all of uber. I couldnt have done it without you. but for now I have things to do, so ill be back on later to check and see if my camwhore post made it too. By the way that is my real address so if any of you think you have what it takes to back up all of the shit you talk you know where to find me.
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-07-16 11:41:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I am mearly pointing out exactly how shit you are. You can replace ranger with little girl if you like. It's about the same
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-07-16 11:40:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey, at least if he ever gets pushed from a helio or a humvee, he can fly to safety with those ears. He can also pick up satelitte cable with them, so he'll be the most popular boy in whole daycare.
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2007-07-16 11:39:39 EDT (#)
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that story would probably be alot more impressive if you were an army ranger.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-07-16 11:38:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-07-16 11:34:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Anyone wanna take bets on how long it takes ol'Deputy Dawg here to get an STD? Put me down for 8 mths.
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No way it will be quicker than that, those sand homos like little white boys with big ears, it gives them something to hang onto.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-07-16 11:37:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-07-16 11:34:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Anyone wanna take bets on how long it takes ol'Deputy Dawg here to get an STD? Put me down for 8 mths.
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already pissin razor blades. bet he already knocked a 14 year old up too.
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-07-16 11:35:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
A battalion of marines was on a beach doing a PT workout when the CO of the battalion looked up and saw a lone army ranger standing at attention at the top of a hill.
The CO was curious so he sent a marine up to see what was going on.
As the marine approached the ranger sprinted into the woods, and the marine followed.
Yelling and screaming could be heard coming from the woods, seconds later the Ranger stepped out and stood back at attention.
The CO was still curious so he sent a squad up to investigate.
The ranger ran into the woods and after some yelling and screaming, came back out and stood at attention again.
Now the CO was angry so he sent an entire Platoon up to the top of the hill.
The ranger ran into the woods.
He emerged moments later after some more yelling and screaming with no sign of the marines anywhere.
The CO had had enough, he sent the entire battalion of marines charging up the hill.
The ranger ran into the woods. More yelling and screaming and this time some gunfire.
Finally a terribly wounded marine crawled out of the woods and reported back to the CO.
The CO inquired "Do you mean to tell me that one army ranger destroyed an entire battalion of marines"
The marine replied "no sir, it was a trick, there were two of them"
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-16 11:35:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I think we could use Oathmeal to step in here and tell you how much more badass he is than you.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-07-16 11:34:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Anyone wanna take bets on how long it takes ol'Deputy Dawg here to get an STD? Put me down for 8 mths.
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2007-07-16 11:34:43 EDT (#)
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Maybe you didnt notice, but Im not in the army I wouldnt be in the big boys army I would be in the big boys Marine corps.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-16 11:33:43 EDT (#)
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Im in the Army!
THE BARMY ARMY!!
BARMY ARMY!!
BARMY ARMY!!
WOOOt woot
BArmy army
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-07-16 11:32:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2007-07-16 11:20:13 EDT (#)
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No smart guy. reserves so that I can finish school, and become an officer while still getting paid. Brits arent even allowed guns unless they are in the military. you probably shoot as strait as your teeth are. which by the way look like yellow tombstones in a cartoon graveyard.
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Ah the ignorance of youth.
Sadly you don't have to be in the military to have a gun over in old blighty.
Are you going to have your ears pinned back before you go into the 'big boys army'? I only say out of concern for your welfare if you turn up in a warzone with them sticking out like that
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-16 11:30:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2007-07-16 11:27:40 EDT (#)
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By the way, just so nobody gets confused: 6400 Crescent Way apt 305 Norfolk VA. Now the ball is in your court. Who has the nuts to do anything other than sit around and complain on the internet? PLEASE bring your sig you fucking coward.
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This is just fucking brilliant.
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2007-07-16 11:27:40 EDT (#)
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By the way, just so nobody gets confused: 6400 Crescent Way apt 305 Norfolk VA. Now the ball is in your court. Who has the nuts to do anything other than sit around and complain on the internet? PLEASE bring your sig you fucking coward.
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-16 11:27:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is going to be a fun alter. Now everyone please join me in realizing that this is an alter and stop giving him the McBain attention that he craves.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-07-16 11:26:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-07-16 11:20:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-07-16 11:18:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-07-16 11:15:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Jesus Christ, it's HOORAH, you imbecile. Fuck, I'm not even in the Marines and I know that.
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what's hoorah with a dick in your mouth?
ooah!
god that just cracks me up every time.
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If anyone would know, it'd be you, Katydear :P
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actually a guy that was in my brother's platoon told me that joke. i proceeded to stick my finger in my mouth and say hoorah to see if it was true. he told me that was going in his spankbank.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-07-16 11:24:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you will die in the middle east
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2007-07-16 11:24:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Not in the least, if you can pry your overweight body out of the computer chair, shove it into the hoopdie you drive, and make it all the way here holding something as heavy as a weapon without having a heart attack, I would be impressed.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-16 11:23:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
IM TEH BESTEST AT THE PAINTBALL!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-07-16 11:22:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-07-16 16:21:00 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-07-16 11:16:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You think tactics are a kind of mint
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I actually laughed out loud at that.
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Thank's i'll be were all night, try the veal it's delicious
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-07-16 11:22:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2007-07-16 16:20:13 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
No smart guy. reserves so that I can finish school, and become an officer while still getting paid. Brits arent even allowed guns unless they are in the military. you probably shoot as strait as your teeth are. which by the way look like yellow tombstones in a cartoon graveyard.
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The fact that they might just allow someone like you to be an officer sums up the Marines
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-07-16 11:21:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I like how he put on a drop holster.
With no pistol.
Maybe that will make us quiver.
I have a SIG on me right now. I'm miles away from any of you (Hilarity and HV being the closest).
ARE YOU SCARED!?!
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-07-16 11:21:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-07-16 11:16:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You think tactics are a kind of mint
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I actually laughed out loud at that.
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-07-16 11:20:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Your entire life has been summed up by a dave chappelle skit.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-07-16 11:20:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-07-16 11:18:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-07-16 11:15:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Jesus Christ, it's HOORAH, you imbecile. Fuck, I'm not even in the Marines and I know that.
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what's hoorah with a dick in your mouth?
ooah!
god that just cracks me up every time.
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If anyone would know, it'd be you, Katydear :P
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2007-07-16 11:20:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No smart guy. reserves so that I can finish school, and become an officer while still getting paid. Brits arent even allowed guns unless they are in the military. you probably shoot as strait as your teeth are. which by the way look like yellow tombstones in a cartoon graveyard.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-16 11:18:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-07-16 16:15:33 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
Try www.myspace.com, they might be more impressed\scared.
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Funnily enough, there's an Andrew Dahm on myspace in fatigues. Profile is set to private sadly.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-07-16 11:18:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-07-16 11:15:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Jesus Christ, it's HOORAH, you imbecile. Fuck, I'm not even in the Marines and I know that.
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what's hoorah with a dick in your mouth?
ooah!
god that just cracks me up every time.
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2007-07-16 11:17:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
well I think he looks cute - it's nice they let the disabled kids dress up now and then.
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-07-16 11:17:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
*Bullets
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2007-07-16 11:16:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
wtf is alter?
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-07-16 11:16:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Whatever asshole, all you marines are good at is soaking up bulltes and shouting hoorah. You think tactics are a kind of mint
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-07-16 11:15:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Reserves, huh?
Coulnd't cut it in Active Duty? Is it the "no homos" rule?
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-07-16 11:15:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Jesus Christ, it's HOORAH, you imbecile. Fuck, I'm not even in the Marines and I know that.
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-07-16 11:15:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Try www.myspace.com, they might be more impressed\scared.
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-16 11:15:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Alter.
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2007-07-16 11:14:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The only brits I respect as any kind of military force on land would be royal marines and SAS your paras are pussies and we would kill your army legs in about 4 days ooo fucking rah you limey prick
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2007-07-16 11:13:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
true drogo true, but he makes good old prince charlie look like he has a normal set of lugs.
but I better stop, he looks hard.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-07-16 11:13:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Lookey ma, another scrawny Marine!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-16 11:11:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.internet-srs.biz
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-07-16 11:10:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
orph- he would have to have mates in the first place, and that seems unlikely
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-07-16 11:10:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
British infantry reserves can kick your marine reserves cunt off
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2007-07-16 11:10:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ha ha ha - do your mates call you wingnut?
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-07-16 11:09:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
The fact that you dress up in your uniform for a camwhore says it all.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-07-16 11:09:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2007-07-16 11:07:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
tell yourself whatever you have to buddy
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I mean that in the nicest way of course our new Intraweb Villain.
It's only because you look like she, and most women actually, would be able to kick the ever loving shit out of you if you tried to 'Take them'
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-16 11:08:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Now someone cant get dressed properly
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-07-16 11:08:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you're out of uniform too.
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2007-07-16 11:07:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
tell yourself whatever you have to buddy
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-07-16 11:07:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-07-16 11:04:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
BWHAHAHA, lungfish's comment is gold b/c it came from him. I envision him rapping that in his red long underwear with a bottle of jack in one hand and a cigarette in the other.
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That would be Jim Beam, thank you very much.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-16 11:06:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you are far too cool for me. i can tell because of the totally awesome way in which you have gestured at the camera. your obviosu disdain for us and defiance for the rules in general has won the day, you super cool A+ dude.
i bet you could even kick Fonzie's ass, huh?
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-07-16 11:05:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Your e-thuggery disgusts me.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-07-16 11:05:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2007-07-16 11:04:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
maybe the uniform has something to do with the fact i am in the marine reserves? maybe? naaah couldnt be lol tell me i couldnt take your girl if i wanted her
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Okay lol
"You couldn't take my girl."
lol 1!!!111
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-07-16 11:04:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
BWHAHAHA, lungfish's comment is gold b/c it came from him. I envision him rapping that in his red long underwear with a bottle of jack in one hand and a cigarette in the other.
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-16 11:04:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I could fuck your shit up something fierce. You look like http://www.ubersite.com/m/11094
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2007-07-16 11:04:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
maybe the uniform has something to do with the fact i am in the marine reserves? maybe? naaah couldnt be lol tell me i couldnt take your girl if i wanted her
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-07-16 11:03:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
what's the mos for guy that has to clean out porta potties?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-16 11:03:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Facial hair?
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-07-16 11:03:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Asthmatic, dramatic, fold you like a Kraftmatic
Heavy metal press hittin your chest like a train wreck
Command respect, throw it one time for your set on deck
Niggaz you never forget
I set up precedents, homey you never snitch, hide the evidence
Dummies dig ditches, they dyin for dead presidents
The big screen make 'em seem large like an elephant
But in real life they so soft and so delicate
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-07-16 11:02:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
look out!
he's got his fatigues on!
virginia tech, here we goooooo.....
again
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-07-16 11:02:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You got it wrong. People have to know or recognize you before you can be hated.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-07-16 11:02:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"Comming soon to a college near you!"
I thinks it's nice that mum and dad let you play dress up at home.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-07-16 11:01:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Winthorpe, of course something's wrong with him; he's a ne-gro. He's probably been stealing since he could crawl.
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-07-16 10:59:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
1 a day tard